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50 - 50 No Cheating

Oh Oh Steelers are back in the game. Did we speak to early?

Men are the better cooks. FACT!!!

O pa ri oooo/ Just when you thought the steelers were back in the game, then bam this happens. OH well what can I say?

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=597226.msg7674453#msg7674453 date=1296943394]strange question.

na mountain you dey find? [/quote]No be my fault say I no see the so called ikebe una dey see.

Kunbee:
Meanie, she try small sha

Well, even that one gan sef, we go take disagree small o

FL Gators:
na something dey blind your eyes?

Tola and her humongous ikebe!

My eyesight dey kan pe. No jealous me jare

umongous Ikee ke? More like Pan cake Ikebe

TOUCHDOWN. . . . . The Steelers are Back in the game. 21 - 17

Second Touchdown. . . . . You better start shaking

The Legendary Deoin Sanders.

SUPERBOWL BABBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!. . . . . . I'm all hyped up.

BattyBen,

Are you done humping your Neighbour's son?.

Money Talks Sha. And some would say "Money Is The Root Of All Evil". Abeg "Not Having Money Is The Root Of All Evil"

"Nigerians" and "Romance". Chei my Ribs hurt real bad

But the Dude above you clearly does.

rikkyjen:
JeSoul

Am gonna try to hit the nail on the head, as you know say armed robber torry for Naija long pass Phd Thesis

They came in around 2am. . I wasn't even sleeping then, i was on the phone doing midnight calls when i heard my 3 dogs barking furiously as if the world was gonna end. Immediatelyy, i knew that armed robbers were inside my compund. I told the person i was talking to that "e be like say dem boys don come o". As soon as i said that i heard staccato of deafening gunshots. . It felt like the shooter was next to me.

I was aalready "mara-ing and panting" and questioning why i came to Naija o. They were about 10, they came with Ak's and a lotta other guns. Jesoul, they packed HEAT to the TILT!!!. . .no be Sara-Palin-moose-killing-type-of-heat-oooo. . . No be yeye NRA kind of heat. This guns looked like Soviet-made Cuban AK's. The types you find in Chechenya and Fallujah (pre-surge).

So they were shooting inside my compound and they were screaming that we open. We didnt, as we all hid in our courtyard(very secured with iron doors), so they sliced thru our burglary (Kick-@ss, huh) to enter the house. We were still hiding. They were screaming and shoooting in my sitting room (the next day we found Bullet holes in the walls, sliding windows, kitchen everywhere., a lotta pellets/bullet inside ma house)

They were still unable to get into the court yard. . .one way or the other, they saw a tiny hidden window that leads to the courtyard and they saw us. Since they knew they couldnt break the metal doors and since they knew they couldnt pass thru that small window, they started firing at us from the courtyardwindow straight into the courtyard !!the place we were hiding and lyding down were riddled with bullets BUT nothing touched us! Thanks to God. So, we told them we would open it.

When they came in, they put a gun to my head (that stuff was as cold as a dog's nose) and were screaming that i was the one who orchestrated the resistance to open the door abi and that i was the one shouting Ole!!! In a split second and in a moment i would never forget EVER, my old woman (mom) pushed me aside and stood in front of the gun and faced the thieves and she was on her knees begging them not to shoot

We opened the door and they led us out to our respective rooms. They took Rikky Ricardo in too and stripped me of my hard earned monies and dispossessed my parents of their stuffs . When they were done, they left without hurting nobody. Thank God

Being traumatized was an understatement! I had never seen such a brazen style wild wild west, gung-ho style robbery before

Ok, access to my house was supposed to be hard. With all humility, my house is fortknox-like. 2 huge gates before you get to my gate, Tall-back-yarrd fence with bottles on it and an additional barbed-wire on the bottles, with 3 dogs wey dem dey mix alcohol for to drink for night . My buddies usually call my house toll-gate. lol.Upon all nko, armed robbers breached. My point ? Only God should be your security. Even in America, Not ADT or those yeye alarm. . .God should be your security o ma sista!

And here lies in my testimony. JeSoul and Everybody help me praise God ooooooooooo

We Thank God for your life oooo. We are still coming to terms with Bawo's death and now this happens, na wa ooo. Nothing do you sha. Keep showing forth the light.

Bible Bashers don com again ooooo. smh

Hehehehehehehehe Yawa Don Gas OOOOOOO  

Kunbee:
Look at the pics well na

Still can't see it. Put my dog Bingo in a tight fitting dress, it too would have something sticking out of it's rear side.

savanaha:
Lame

The truth they say is a bitter pill to swallow.

Benstino:
Judging by the attachment of "P-I-M-P" in your name,I expects no other form of comment 4rm u.If there ain't any devil,there ain't any evil.

Go and Hug a transformer if you don't like my comment. Or better still you can jump off third mainland bridge.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=597618.msg7672442#msg7672442 date=1296919890]Having sex with another human is not hard to do. Anybody even a dog can have sex and some people just DON'T KNOW HOW TO REMAIN a virgin. Let use you as an example.[/quote]I repeat Virginity is Not Dignity, Rather it's a lack of opportunity.

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=590545.msg7670186#msg7670186 date=1296887022]my own believe is that people shouldn't be hitting each other first of all.

the logic behind men not hitting women is because men are physically stronger. so that makes the dynamic uneven.
imagine for example a situation where the wife is 200 pounds heavier than the skinny husband. won't you agree that it will be a bullish behavior for the fat woman to be hitting her tiny husband who has less ability to defend himself? even if the husband hit her first, there should be a recognition that the husband is the vulnerable one in this case since the woman can easily defend herself and prevent the husband from attacking her.

so yea the whole taboo about men not hitting women is to prevent domestic abuse since women are much more vulnerable to it and have less ability to protect themselves from physical aggression than men do.
people have different level of morality/tolerance and it's up to the couple to decide how they want to follow the rule.

my advice: if things get out of hand, call the cops. lol[/quote]He should have thought of that in the first place before he layed his filthy hands on his Yokozuna looking Wife.

What days were those?

Mats Hummel!!!. . . . .Best German CenterBack since the days of Jurgen Kohler. I stand to be corrected.

[size=20pt]. . . . . The Same Reason Why Women Are Also Cheats[/size]

Seek Serious Help Poster.

[size=15pt]VIRGINITY IS NOT DIGNITY, IT'S SIMPLY LACK OF OPPORTUNITY!!![/size]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=598274.msg7669568#msg7669568 date=1296866701]Men are worse.[/quote]. . . . . Yet no knows deems it fit to create the sayin "Hell Knows No Fury Like a Man Scorned"? Yeah Right!!!. Keep living in cloud cuckoo Land.

As it is , the saying reads "Hell Knows No Fury Like A Woman Scorned" not the other way around. So we can rightly assume that we know which sex is the more bitter one.

dayokanu:
[size=20pt]If you dont want to be hit, then dont go ahead and hit ppl[/size]

Not a hard rule to follow, Is it?

Women have said and would probably do worse.

WackyJ1:
Exactly Women argue that no matter what they do to a man as long as it doesn't threaten his life, he should not react. Their reason is that men are stronger and because they are men they should respect themselves. Why can't they see it this way, ' because he is a man and i should respect him, i shouldn't hit him under any circumstances'

Don't mind them jare. They don't mind playing the weaker sex whenever it suits em'