₦airaland Forum

bknight:
i'm just so lone. been out of relationship for [say] 3yrs now, dont even know how to get into one anymore. yes, somebody ask me if i was in a seminary. now i'm really wanting to get outta this loneliness that i am getting to used to. i dont know how to. tried couple of things like going to busy places and still cant get in the groove. internet meeting isnt just for me.
a lady pls drop me another tip?

Chei that person wicked oooo

Zahnda:
Damn! What's she waiting for? The Holy Spirit Virgin @ 35 is a Sexual Dysfunction. And if she's waiting for marriage then chick best get real by now, no mofo's been tripping over himself to take her down the aisle. And menopause waits for no virgin. How unf.uckable is this chick?

By the sound of things, very Unf.uckable.

chiogo:
Chic2shrimp my love, I've been looking for you oo. How have you been?

Sweetheart, I've been around ooo. The question should be, Where have YOU been?

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=344420.msg7793127#msg7793127 date=1298561881]ElroyB_Noise Byron
RT“@mikemulah: If your having a bad day don't worry about it just think about how baron davis day is goin lol”

itmustbekev
If I were Baron Davis I would quit ball n try out for Americas Next Top Beard.

EliFromBrooklyn Eli Langer
Baron Davis is taking his talents to Cleveland, in a Kia

Chambersthepoet Jon Chambers
Im willing to place a bet that Baron Davis will be on suicide watch by this time next week, [/quote]Hehehehe Useless Buncha Mofos

bbcmike:
please can u tell me reasons why guys like cheating on ladies nowadays

While you @ it, Can You Also Pls Tell Me The Reason Why Ladies Cheat On Men too?

Look @ the bunch of doubting thomases above me. Nairaland sha.

Stop making up stories jare

[size=18pt]CHIOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? [/size]

bobbyray:
abba!!! one man, u wan kill am, one man all these

Siddon dia dey look you hia

If you think this list long den you nefa jam anything yet. Come see one of my Female friend own. You go shout hallelujah 100 times.

[quote author=p.wiz link=topic=590050.msg7786931#msg7786931 date=1298480156]OP in society of ours,people wil tag it that he has eaten éfó(if u knw what i mean) [/quote]. . . . And this is case, they might very well be right. Carry heavy shopping buy I hear but handbag?

Mobinga:
-MISS fake profile pic.
-MISS I got my period everyday of the year (comes here to argue with everybody and anybody who says something they don't like)
-MISS I act like I am grown but I am just a teenager.
-MISS I know it all, if you don't approve of what I am saying, I will insult your whole family.
-MISS I need a man, desperately.
-MISS all men aint shiit regardless of their actions.
-MISS holier than thou, god fearing that knows all the right bible scriptures. Quick to call people sinners but then logs off and go sukc on multiple dikcs.

MISS I campaign for Gender Equality when I actually bow down to men.
MISS I can't caution without using bleep, wtf etc
MISS I form like I am too intelligent when I actually am a dumb backside dulling biatch
MISS I get offended when a male uses the word BINTCH, when I actually am A TOTAL BINTCH
MISS A husband doesn't own the wife when I actually bow, serve and cry over my husband
MISS I rant "Marriage is not necessary" when I actually am searching under stones and over airplanes for a husband
MISS Men don't deserve poo when I actually sell my soul for men
MISS I tell others to "get a life outside Nairaland" when I actually have no life whatsoever outside Nairaland
MISS Men should not use the word "BINTCH" when I actually call my friends BINTCH.
MISS I too fine/tech post pics of my clothes, shoes, accessories when I actually am a total ugly, unappealing biatch

Yep This Ones. Dem Full NL Well Well .

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=610342.msg7783255#msg7783255 date=1298431224]Would you accept a professional touching your spouse/mate at these following establishments:

1)Doctor office
2)Hospital
3)Bra/Panty Shop
4)Waxing/Tattooing parlor
5)Spa
6)Clothing boutique[/quote]1)No Problem whatsoever(only if I have a good reason to be suspicious)
2)No Problemo(Refer to my answer to question 1)
3)Yes. Why would any Straight Red blooded male apply to work in a Panty/bra shop of all places?
4)I'm not really a fan of tattoos. So that's out of the question.
5)No Problem. (Most likely to be done by a Female personnel)
6) No Problem. (Refer to my answer to question 5)

2buff:
^^[b] Why is it that when a guy states his preference of a woman he wants, all of a sudden all the women that don't fit into his preferred category automatically deem him "boyish".[/b]Don't you think that makes you "girlish" to think that everybody wants your azz? Cute as I am, I'm perfectly comfortable with the fact that some women just really won't dig me, and that's okay - to each his own. But to start insulting them would only make me look like a whinny little 15 year old, wouldn't it?

I, for one, give a 4/4 to Ms Potato's post.

Nah so we see am oooo . Or if a dude says something they agree with, they label him a "Real Man".

dayokanu:
[size=18pt]Reason why its not good to marry a woman who is a financial liability[/size]

Preach It

Gemma11:
The fact he approached a organisation that supports gay teens speaks volumes.

I am Urhobo and I know the culture well. That being said I wouldn't put it past an Urhobo family to marry of their gay son asap in the hope to 'cure' him. Therefore the forced marrage claim by the boy is believable.

Nah the fact that he approached a Gay  organisation shows what a smart kid he is. He clearly knows that that Gay Rights Organisation carries more clout than all of those other organisations put together.

justwise:
You mean that was fake? Cos i remember that case.

Hehehehe Where have you been all this while? .

jennykadry:
Yep she is in Nigeria. Her IP is clearly saying so

It's a good thing some peeps got the drift and have decided to keep their advises for sensible threads, a pity some dullards have refused to graduate from being dumb to wise

I also remember one poster that came on here and told us how she's been having it with her sister's husbands and so on, if only peeps knew who she was , they wouldn't have wasted their time

Nairaland I hail thee ooo .

But come ooo, Are people that jobless? Or do they live such sad lives?

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=608521.msg7781853#msg7781853 date=1298405958][color=teal]*skip*

@ Chic, and you are a moderator right? [/color][/quote]She has been caught red handed no more more less .

Blazay:
The Black Jamos have better self-control

Funniest Shi, t!!!

So Her IP address says she is in Nigeria. 419 jati jati

You better leave that cyber cafe before amadioha strikes you.

Brite02:
U dnt hv 2b emotional & threaten by dz topic. I rlly f33l u, no 1 z gonna batter u i promise wit ma lyf & plz dnt kill any1 in his sleep coz d law of karma wil catch up on ya

Does She sound normal to you?
Her purple coloured large font size should have given the game away.

dayokanu:
Sowhat do you wnt to hear?

Of what use is this gal to you? You no even fit fork am self. So why waste your time

MRbrownJAY:
A) most (if not all) his wifeys look FUNKY

100% COSIGN!!!

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=607560.msg7779498#msg7779498 date=1298379271]Nigerian girls are so mean [/quote]

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=608957.msg7777493#msg7777493 date=1298354028]Yoruba men and their lust for MANY women.

Isn't one woman enough? [/quote]Hehehehe

aminalib:
let's castrate the fool

See who's talking. I'll mutilate you first.

Tosinville:
1. chic2pimp, thatz our number one hater on board.

Hating on you ke? Hahaha Funny stuff. Abeg make una carry go ooo

Tosinville:
Chic2pimp,

My love for aminalib now is unconditional, pls i don't wanna repeat myself again.

**I LOVE you Aminalib, you're the one i'll always miss**

Nothing do you jare

Sheyila1:
No reasons should be enough to hit women. infact any man that does it should be call animal. But some women enjoys it when having sex. A new style.

Any woman that hits a Man should also be called AN ANIMAL.

Tosinville:
Chic2pimp,

Ima let u know one's man trash is another man's treasure. Look, i love my queen aminalib no be small.

Are you saying she is an Iya Apati?

Did someone just say Men like FAT/OBESE WOMEN? . Abeg that's a big fat lie oooo. [size=18pt]Men Like Curvy Not Fat women [/size]

Hahahaha Melo has finally jumped ship . Tbh, I see another Patrick Ewing in the making(Great Career but no ring to show for it when all is said and done).

The First thought that comes to my mind is "Oh well I've seen it all before".

NAJALYN:
It is not right to hit a woman at all. I regard any man doing that as highly irresponsible. No matter the provocation, the man must not hit the woman. The woman is the weaker sex, remember. What if in the process of hiting the woman she dies what happens? I know of men who rather than hit a woman would go out to avoid hiting her. God made man the head of the home. When man learns to play his role well, no woman will provoke him. The woman loves & respects a man who can take care of her & her kids. But where the reverse is the case, the woman reacts. And why should the man hit her for that? Even where a woman is wrong, it is just not right for a man to hit a woman.

What If in the process of hitting the Man He dies, then what happens?

NAJALYN:
It is not right to hit a woman at all. I regard any man doing that as highly irresponsible. No matter the provocation, the man must not hit the woman. The woman is the weaker sex, remember. What if in the process of hiting the woman she dies what happens? I know of men who rather than hit a woman would go out to avoid hiting her. God made man the head of the home. When man learns to play his role well, no woman will provoke him. The woman loves & respects a man who can take care of her & her kids. But where the reverse is the case, the woman reacts. And why should the man hit her for that? Even where a woman is wrong, it is just not right for a man to hit a woman.

Are you for real? Or should I just take it that you are naive?

kokoye:
Actually, the child resembles the person who does the most top-up after conception.

So if the pregnancy really belongs to someone else but the husband regularly watered the plant afterwards, the child will look like the husband.

[quote author=*Cougar* link=topic=605353.msg7743886#msg7743886 date=1297889432]but you told us he's better than xavi hernandez. [/quote]Did he really say that?