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dayokanu:
One "Ile Keu" Koranic school where the Alfa used to plog then 24-7

For Real?
If you Indeed attend a Koranic school, then why do you detest the Islamic religion so much?

ibkaye:
Reminiscing huh? Adorable

Feel Free to chip in

BlueDiva:
Thanks.
You're reasonable, to call him a fluke is ludicrous.

Don't mind Dayo,Sauron , Eastbay and co.
The dude won two european trophies back to back and he is labelled a Fluke, How so?

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=357031.msg5714345#msg5714345 date=1268852921]Mourinho is defo World class anyone that argues otherwise think they know but really they have no idea cos the stats and records are there to prove it. He won the UCL with absolute nobodies in 04! Who was Deco, Maniche, Costinha, Aleynichev, Derlei, Carlos Alberto, Carvalho et al the only notable players they had then where an ageing Jorge Costa and Vitor Baia. Porto where shyte before he got there and unto shyte they have returned. He won the UEFA Cup and UCL back to back! Is it beans? Abeg make una pay the man his respects the guy walks his talk and he proved it yesterday[/quote]True Talk!!!!
He walks the walk and talks and talk.

dayokanu:
Off Allen for where? You sabi First bank bus stop?
One of my Aunties used to live there. I think she was Nosa Igiebors(TELL magazine) neighbour.

I sabi am wella.

dayokanu:
Dont tell me you were that petulant kid that used to cry everyday on his way to school with mucus dripping from the nose. And the housegirl or was it your sister would always give you backhand slap when u sit down in the mud.

You sabi Ipodo?

Any guy

Petulant kid for where?
My Papa and Mama no dey stand for dat kain tin oooo

I also sabi Ipodo

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=414351.msg5714304#msg5714304 date=1268852257]What circa? 90s or 2000s?

Anyone who claims not to have encountered mosquitoes in Nigeria is an unrepentant liar.
There were mosquitoes in Dodan Barracks where IBB and Maryam used to reside.[/quote]90's. On my way to primary school.
You attended primary school in Allen right, what school?

BlueDiva:
So? Big names don't matter.
They would have achieved nothing in Europe without JM

Madrid has stars yet they can't deliver.
Throw in a world class manager (like JM) and watch them conquer Europe.

I agree.
However to call that Porto side average is really pushing it.
I won't Mourinho a flukey manager neither will I Label him a Genius just yet. Give it 5 years and we'll see,

ritchboy:
^^ Drogba is a waste-pipe. . . A striker that has only one distinct quality(strength) should never be called world-class!

Oh come off it ofcourse Drogba is worldclass!!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=414351.msg5714069#msg5714069 date=1268850198]Off Allen Ave.[/quote]For Real?
I lived in Ikeja for a while then Moved to the Ogba area.
I passed Allen Avenue area everyday on my way to school.

SEFAGO:
Well fun for you guys, suffering and all. As for me, 100% ajebutter, never encountered a single mosquito

Obviously you never accounted em' cuz of the area you resided in.
But come oooo, I'm not too sure about this cuz i've been to every posh area in the Lagos and you'll still find mosquitoes there.

dayokanu:
And he couldnt win with a bunch of millionaires in Chelsea.

Del Bosques real Madrid of 2000 was one of the worst teams in Europe. They had lost 8-3 in the groups to Bayern and needed a last day win at Rosenburg to qualify.

Hitzfeld won with Dortmund.

Ancelotti won with AC Milan the same AC Milan that was disgraced 7-2 last week

Give it a rest will ya.
It ain't the same side.
The Milan team of 2003-2007 is the best we've had since the 1994 team.

BlueDiva:
You forget Porto was an average team when they won the CL.

Let SAF go and manage Stoke let's see where they'll end up.
Every manager with pedigree will look out for standard teams, it's only logical.

Why isn't Pep a glory-hunter? Winning six trophies with a ready made team.
Yet you call JM a glory-hunter.

Who is to say JM won't win it 2wice or 3ice in his career?
The man is still young, he still has things to prove.

Porto weren't an average side ooo.
Not With The likes of Carvalho,J.Costa, and Ferreira in defence plus Maniche,costinha and Deco in Midfield

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=414351.msg5713924#msg5713924 date=1268848806]The top guns in ma area don't stay at home. . . . .It is one constitutional conference in Abuja or the other so they couldn't bribe.
All you would keep hearing is the blaring sounds of generators and the smoke can KILL.[/quote]What part of Ikeja did you live in?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=414351.msg5713873#msg5713873 date=1268848435]That is sexual molestation. . . . .
"Chook" from behind? Will his weapon cut through her garments?[/quote]Who is molesting who, the lady or the Gentleman?
Remember the dude can also claim it oooo

stillwater:
The least I had done was to board danfo. I no get liver to enter molue.  

Same Here

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=414351.msg5713850#msg5713850 date=1268848266]I think we both know u are talking abt u [/quote]O ti ooo.
Friends Of Mine

dayokanu:
If you see corect Mosquitoes, you go run.

Mosquitoes that would collide with you and you would think someone punched you.

Females have their own way. if you are well endowed just enter and beg one man to "Lap" you. He would gladly do that.

Inside Molue. i have seen a 30yr old man lap a 26yr old lady for a journey of 3 hours. Oshodi to Alagbado and the guy was smiling throughout

Buhahahaahahahah
If nah him fellow man ask am to lap him for 10 minutes, he go say noooo

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=414351.msg5713782#msg5713782 date=1268847794]At a point, the mosquitoes became resistant to insecticides.
Spraying became academic cos whether you spray or not, you will get bitten.
Those days were tough. . . . .

It's not about the bills. . . . . .NEPA were just useless back in em days.
The richer the neighbourhood is, the more y'all would suffer cos they expect every house to own a massive generator blaring 24/7.[/quote]They are still useless til 2day gan sef.
In my own experience, it's the Richer neighbourhoods dey enjoy pass cuz Nepa officials would happily come and mnd their electricity cuz of the Huge Bribe that awaits them

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=414351.msg5713728#msg5713728 date=1268847420]Tsssssk . SMH [/quote]Remember I said friends of mine ooo
I was a child Of God in Naija

dayokanu:
In those postures, you would be praying for the Molue to enter gallop and your reaction would be exagerrated. I know someone who grabbed a girls bosoms trying to get his balance after Molue enter gallop.

See curses that day.

At least your friend only got cursed out, some of mine where slapped in the face. And obviously dem no get mouth since they were the ones who started it.

The strangest reaction my friend got was from one  woman who retaliated by grabbing his crouch back . The dude was speechless as he was not expecting that reaction

dayokanu:
Na the women dey rub me to collect free "effects" from me.

Another thing Refusing to pay conductors in Molue buses was also the thrill.

Honeric those Iyana-Ipaja to oshodi Molue.

The trick is stand in front, when they ask you for money tell them someone would pay at the back. By the time the Molue conductor gets to the back we are already at "Ikeja along" and he discovers nobody wan pay for me.

By the time he comes back to ask me I pick a fight by the time the fight settle down we are already at ladipo/Bolade.
If he wants to start a fight tell him "You sabi Sir-kay? Na my friend. In every area theres always a Sir-kay who is a bully.

TIPS: Dont try this during peak traffic hours because you would still be at Iyana Ipaja when the conductor would throw you out.

Now I know say you be proper Agbero
O fe se lu ayakata!!!

davidylan:
all the people shouting NEPA, how many times did you skip paying your NEPA bills?  

Did you ever pay taxes? and you want water abi? Yeye people.

Naija is a lot of fun . . . suya, kilisi, even NEPA's problems are the reason some of us can remember being told tales by moonlight while lying on the mat outside in the shade.

True Talk Jare
How many of una peeps paid their Nepa Bills?

davidylan:
Naija is the place to be . . . at least there you have real friends not wasting your time on FB and Nairaland.  

Hehehehe
Are you by any means referring to the likes of. . . . . .  

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=414351.msg5713635#msg5713635 date=1268846813]As if u havent done it before. oniranu [/quote]Me Ke?
Mba, o ti oo
Whilst I haven't, friends of mine have. Some of em' have even gone as far tapping those poor women's backsides and grabbing their bobbies

dayokanu:
Using my body to rub females standing in Molues ,

Shame no catch you abi?
Rubbing those poor women up and down, Agbaya oshi

dayokanu:
Make I talk true.

I went abroad to wash toilet, sweep snow and drive cab. i later became skilled as a security, corpse washer etc.

Na true i dey yarn.

Omo Oshi

@ POST
BETTER QUALITY OF EDUCATION!!!

Dr Kitaun:
Ibime

u dey craze o! Etoo don take dat goal resurrect hin career we no go hear word again?

Let rest d yarns for now as I see people I hardly get into discourse with throwing disses my way, plus lets judge d 2 of dem at d end of da careetrs !

Hahahahaha I Laff in sokoto

If Eto'o snaps his Achilles Beckham style and is forced to quit footy 2 morrow morning while Drogba plays til he is 45 years old, Eto'o would be ranked higher.
I can't begin to recount the amount of big games Eto'o has delivered in when it mattered the most.

The big mistake Chelsea made was them trying to outmuscle inter. While that might have worked when playing other teams, the reverse is the case with regards to inter.
Every team with Technical ability has caused Inter numerous trouble in Serie A this season. The following teams will give Inter Head ache should their path cross.

Manchester United

Barcelona(If they qualify)

Arsenal

What the Heck i'm going to say it anyways, even Bayerna Bayerna should Robben and Ribery stay fit.

Ebonyeyes:
I agree. I dont understand how it sells when its black women who buy this type of music. No wonder these UK arts dont do so well. You cant package music for your target market and make them feel ugly.

I agree its a confused society we live in. Atleast Jay Sean always has a beautiful Asian lady leading his videos. That Riley video was wack as shlt. Dont get me started on Dizzie Rascal.

Valid Point however do you really think most of these peeps are indeed trying to tap into the 'Black' market?

Ebonyeyes:
Its the media, we are told light eyes, light skin and waist-length hair is the epitome of beauty instead of celebrating different beauties.

You do have a point here cuz I read an article recentlyabout  a survey which was carried out @ an american uni. Apparently 70% of females and 90% of males found the  much lighter skin to be prettier than the darker skin

diobi:
i support this idea but i want the easterners to take immediate precaution by forming international alliances now. that is the only way it can happen peacefully. we need to invite a powerful country like US to base in the eastern region.
i don't trust yorubas because they are cowards. minorities of the north are not reliable much unless they are sure of peaceful separation. only the igbo can lead out of this mess, but we must secure american support first.

I bet you think you've just made a valid point, right . Omo Asinwin

Ebonyeyes:
Its a damn shame hun, a real damn shame. So many weak black people brainwashed by the media.

It is a shame oooo
Like a female friend of mine telling me she shouldn't find the black eye attractive and her reason for this was cuz unlike white peeps who have green,blue and all sorts of different shades, the Black man/woman has only one shade

Ebonyeyes:
I was talking about Taio hun. Well Craig did alienate his fans. What happened to ticking all the boxes to make everyone happy huh? You will never see a black girl in a rock or indie video would ya?

Or in any White Music Video for that matter
I remember having a chat with a music producer friend of mine recently and his explanation was 'That Is what sells'
Apparently using Girls from different ethnicities expands your market appeal

Ebonyeyes:
Im serious, Fans complained about his use of only white women in his videos and he said he uses white women because he hasnt seen any hot black women audition for his videos He then went on to say that he puts who he wants on his videos and  that people even focusing on the race issue in his videos is a problem. And he would almost react by never putting black girls in his video, because he is that type of person i.e rebellious.  Damn shame I wouldnt even download the junk he calls music for free.

If he really said that then he indeed a douche.
FFS, if he hasn't seen any hot black women in the uk, he can at least try the U.S or any other country with a huge black population
Tbh, I'm not suprised cuz many black peeps don't consider black attractive. You check Black Celeb blogs where their kids are shown, the majority of the time it's the Mixed Race Kids that get bigger props from black bloggers

Ebonyeyes:
Girl it has to be said, you cant package music for your target market and alienate them in the process. I really hope he gets what is coming to him.

I actually think his(craig david) music was bought by mostly white peeps(90%)
The reason he ain't selling no more is simple, he ain't no longer in vogue.

Ebonyeyes:
@A.Mama

I get you he does look like one of them. Like Taio Cruz, ya know him? he has vowed not to use black girls in his videos. The Negro is silly, he has officially crippled his record sales now I wouldnt even download his music for free.

For Real?
Na wa wonders shall never seize

'@ POST
I guess you've made a valid point there however why do Black peeps think eye rolling and back chatting only happen amongst peeps of their race? ??
I can't begin to recount the amount of times my Black female and male friends have told me after about other black peeps starring @ them whilst they were with friends of other races. It's like they purposely set out to make em' jealous .

Chei The Chelski Midfield Lack Invention

The only Reason They Looked Good vs Barca Last Season Cuz of their Size Advantage


Also Seems Drogba Was OutPowered this Evening

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=413139.msg5707417#msg5707417 date=1268775950]No heart, no balls, no desire.
Useless bunha prima donnas.
Arsenal woulda beaten that Inter side by a margin of 4 goals
Drogba-Lampard-Ballack-Mikel were all useless.[/quote]True Talk Jare.
May Be not by a Margin of 4 goals but Arsenal woulda beaten Inter.
The Gaynners Midfield woulda outpassed them to death.

dayokanu:
You can say that but not chickenshrimp who got mauled 7-2.

Will you shut your blabber mouth up.
Cuz your team fluked a win you come dey yarn apata

debosky:
Sharrap you doubting shrimp. . . .you were gunning for Chelski a few hours ago.

Dobodobo you dey find wahala ooo
I thought Chelski will win cuz of Inter's atrocious record in the Champs Lge plus they've been piss poor in Serie A recently.

dayokanu:
Are you in anyway referring to Ibrahimovic?

Who does Chelsea blame this year? Ovbredo or whom

Not Only was I referring to Ibra fans I was also referring to those who consistently rate Jay Jay Okorubbish over Eto'o Fils!!!!

What's Going On With This Chelsea Team?

Akolawole:
I now understand why Etoo was offloaded by Barcelona.

Feel Free To Explain Why?

dayokanu:
Who gave you license to watch CL matches after bringing the game to disrepute last Wednesday

Those kinda results happen once in a Blue Moon.
Besides Bayerna Bayerna will get their own whopping very soon