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bluespice:
i really want to convince myself that all of this is in jest
but even humor is never this crass and tasteless
*rme*

Na so we see am oo . Good Boys like moi are in the minority

tkb417:
This same scenario happened to me in Yola, Adamawa when i served 9ja

had a gurl that was all over me durin the 3 weeks campin exercise and verily verily i say unto u, the gurl was engaged to one guy in NBC, Oyo state but nothin happened till we both travelled togther down to Lagos. we couldnt afford to fly down to Lagos so we took the luxury buses
some unprintables happened in the dark in the bus- we didnt get down tho but hmm, commited 'touchery' and all sorts

The other was a gurl whos boifee was in canada- hehehehe
this one calls the boi for long hours in ma crib in Yola. 2-3-4 am they are on d fone talkin sharing vows and stuffs but these calls were on ma bed

whenever the guy sends dollars, its usually 50:50

so Poster, go and buy your baby a car so she no go jam guys like me o
i don give ma life to christ tho so no karma is lurkin around cos i kno some bad mouthed nuccas will start prayin shitz

Look as this useless shameless bwoi quoting the bible untop wetin you don do _{Shakes his head} . You be proper wasteman.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=16300.msg4897654#msg4897654 date=1257876450]Why your lips come look like 50 Naira Onion?
Do you smoke?? [/quote]You no see the mop wey dey near am. The bobo don Mop floor from morning til evening so te cleaning job tire am . You no see him facial expression saying 'Oga it don tire me, I no do again jor'

mukina2:
bayern munich is what is dia

He don change am .

mukina2:
what are you talking about?

anyone?

Dayo's Profile Pic

Krayola:
WHen ARsenal and Chelsea played at the same time, Chelsea fans used to tune in to the Arsenal games. That's how horrible Mourinho's "army" was.

I bet gaynners would have substituted their so called 'Beautiful Football' in place of the trophies Mourinho won while in the chelski's Hot seat.

Krayola:
kai. . .N waa o. Too much storee. . . . Mukina post that pishure sharp sharp. EYonigga post Mukina's pishure jare. Talk talk too much. Ibime u too. We've already seen sickenchimp's "cute" baby pictures .

Thunder strikle & paralyse that hand you use type am

Ibime:
Anyway, this is moi  

https://i34.tinypic.com/rwoqhj.jpg

How you come resemble person wey get Kwashiorkor?  

Ibime:
Cocaina no be disgrafecul thing. Abi you never try am before?

Abeg oo I no wan FBI for my backyard oo . Na Dayo dey use am in place of viagra. Muki's batty dey too big for ordinary viagra

edoyad:
^ I can see the Algae being secreted from dayo's wounded anus is causing the PH level Of the ocean waters to disorientate this shrimp head. May of 2005 is now ten years ago in shrimp land abi ?

Besides what we have now achieved in terms of the essence of footie can only be equalled by Barca. All that is left is to start lifting those trophies which will be seen yourself towards the middle of 2010.
H1N1 chicken shrimp like you.
What ye have in our trophy cabinet is the world's attention/respect soon to be followed by more tangible recognitions in the form of Medals and Cups.

Will ya sharrap dia bloody Battyboy like you . Your team never win something since lai lai u come hia dey yarn brand of football. Nah that we wan chop? .

mukina2:
Instigator
Ibime na my paddy for jungle i wont cuss him

Instigator ke? Always remember,there is no smoke without fire

Ibime:
Muki can never yab me. . . . for where she yab me?

CHECK THE JOHN TERRY'S DAD PROBE THREAD

MrCrackles:
Shut up, bomboclaat!

Comot dia jor . I too fit frown nau   .  You resemble am wella jare

Ibime:
Muki can never yab me. . . . for where she yab me?

CHECK THE JOHN TERRY DAD'S PROBE THREAD  

mukina2:
Ibime
na instigator. i  didnt cuss you oh

Na lie ooo. She cause wella. She even laff untop am .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=16300.msg4896781#msg4896781 date=1257869828]Ibime's neck looks like that of a castrated Ostrich.
Orisirisi. . . . .Dayokanu is even popping his collar in court. How many years did Dayo get? [/quote]Death by hanging. His crimes were peadophilia,rape & Murder

mukina2:
i swear chickenshrimp don dey trip for am since he saw the pic

Thunder fire ya Batty

tkb417:
Mr Crackles looks like one danboro baska near in Sudan

Buhahahaha . To me him resemble the wan wey dey Somalia

dayokanu:
Chickenshrimp at 5 months

Thunder fire ya mouth bloody bean pole

dyabman:
Oh really ! , hmmmm , can i and your Nephew get more _acquainted  

Lai Lai I reject that statement. Which Nephew?  I tell u say my cousin be battyboy? Or you wan give my Nephew more sleepless nights?

Krayola:
haha. .  Pretty much everyone on NL has seen a pic of me. Na all una wey juss like to dey yab people but won't show face we dey talk. To make mouth easy. . .put your money where your mouth is. . . Bigups to bammy and whoever else posted their pic. Mukina wey dey post google pic of Ninja woman. . . na waa for u. flash us dat ikebe na. . . abi u no want make shickenchimp take am self-service?  

Thunder strike and paralyse that hand u take write this statement

mukina2:
i have told you to ignore me right?

who did i impersonate?

do you think i am attention starved like you?

to come up with a sick love story about a boy chasing you

hold your side oh.
Please ignore me i do not play nice with UFOs i am allergic to them

fess up Mr man you loff him
nor mind dem jare
you na fine boi

Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

tkb417:
una don dey figh again?

when will true repentance come on this blog?

me i don repent o, i no dey curse people again o. u curse me, i bless u

so wey saurons pic? make we his wowo face sef

Will ya shut your mouth bloody Mother Theresa Wanna be

Ibime:
Eyonucca,

Wetin dey do you? Thats no way to address a lady. Take am easy abeg.



Anyway, here's Ibime. Peep it quick cos it'll be gone before too long.

https://i34.tinypic.com/2efuvk1.jpg

Look @ dis bwoi, so you never see the yab wey Muki give you for the liverpool vs Birmingham post abi? Siddon dia dy look.

Instigator ke? Nah who type am Me or You?


_{Chei you be wicked person ooo. See as you yab him family finish . Well sha, I trust Ibime not to take am lying down. Revenge is best served ice cold} 

^^^^ MUKINATU!!!!!! A.K.A MISS BIG BOOTAY wetin nah?
Abi no be true I talk dia?  If you no wan talk true, I go talk am or since you see dat pishure, shey u fit remember last time you had a good night sleep?

mukina2:
ask Ibime

Oh Bleep!!!! .

Stop living in the past jare. What your trophylessness team won over ten years ago is irrelevant. Make una Show us your trophy cabinet since y'all moved into the Emirates

mukina2:
chiickenshrimp and your boyfriend una face front small

Will ya sharrap dia before I tap ya big booty to the point of submission

debosky:
Don't be daft - Cashley hasn't won anything he hadn't won time and time again since he left Arsenal so what are you on about?

He will never win the league unbeaten again - never.

When Cashley does that elsewhere then he can come and wag his tongue.

At least he has won something of note in the last 5 years . What have you lot won?

jalether:
Valerie to dey talk, wonders shall never end ,

Buhahahahaha 

mukina2:
comot dia, u dey die to look like am

Back to sender. Abeg I no look like masquerade ooo . If I look like am nah plastic sugery I go do

bammy:
i didnt do anything Muki, done nothing wrong.

Okay we don agree say u be fyne boi looking sexy, oya stop posting the pic abeg una? That thing they give my nephew sleepless nights .

debosky:
Seems Cashley will miss the trip to the Emirates. . .or maybe they'll give him a few injections for that game as well.

Pity though, I was looking forward to seeing him booed as usual.

mukina2:
may he not miss it

Please let him play so someone can finish his legs

Cashely you better come oh.

Make una win trophies first b4 una start dey yab A.Cole .

davidylan:
hmmm little boys indeed.

Sagamite:


Sista, I dey provoke o!

Make una no mind crizzle jare. Make una just humour am. Lil boys ko great grandfathers ni _shior

MrCrackles:
Buncha fucking old men parading as teenagers. . .
FIFA please investigate!!!

Abi ooo. Buncha arugbos .

allboyz:
NOT REALLY WATCHING, i will take ma laptop to the livin room now to watch. . . but the guy na UTD fan ooo

that Azeez of a guy that scored grew and lives on ma street here in Lagos. honestly the guy don pass 26yrs. i 100% serious no joke pls! he plays for almost all the clubs in ma town and then he usually use to come toast a girl in my compound then and i was in primary 5 or so. . .now he's claiming U-17 wch means im older than him now. . .such things dont make watch the Najija Under age games! they will always win because they are older than all their counter-parts so there is no joy in it.

i will manage to watch sha!

Chei Azeez. Grandpa claiming young man . Na wa for dos overgrown babies wey full the eagle's squad oo

Donseaun:
My roomate - snoring

Thunder fire ya mouth 

maedan:
Never Far Away. . . Lagbaja .

Iron Maedan you dey find my wahala ooo

^^^ Going by the pic on your profile, I must say you look Hawwwt .

_{I hope say Mr Mohawk no dey read this? Mr Mohwak if you dey read this, no vex ooo. Nah joke ooo}

Nothing For You - Lagbaja

[quote author=George_D link=topic=318414.msg4879783#msg4879783 date=1257618680]cooking ogbono with okro is uneccessary unless you're cooking with the fake type.[/quote]Are You Kidding Me? That thing sweet pass _toto gan sef

chiogo:
They both dress like retards all in the name of looking different.
Lady Gaga is on another level though. Rihanna still has some sanity in her.

GBAM!!!!.

Okiez

Which state?