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MrsCrackle:
Talking about sucking privates, can your privates be sucked? Don't think so cos I tried but it was so small that my tongue couldn't see it

Wetin I no go hia for NL?

MrCrackles:
You are a two faced knob head. . .
What ae you going to do to him?
Suck his dic.k or what

See how u dey yab the guy. Chei u wicked oo . U berra go and attend to your wifey abi shey nah stalker?

Krayola:
I feel u shickchimp. But these are statistical ranking that only measure effectiveness. . .Based on that, Henry is slightly better.

Now if you factor talent, effort, danger caused to defense regardless of end product, volume of goals, appeal, etc of course messi runs away with it. But people saying that under no circumstances should Henry or Luca Toni be on that list are just yarnin dust IMO.

I think they are letting their emotions cloud their judgement although I can see where they are coming from. If effectiveness was the only measure used to decide the world's best, Lamps would above Zizou.

Krayola:
stats don't have opinions. They don't measure talent, or entertainment. Just effectiveness. What makes u the best player? your skill, or your contribution? Does Messi dribbling pass 3 defenders and taking more shots at goal, though many off target, have more value that Henry making simple effective runs and passes, and getting 70% of his shots on target. The ineffective runs will leave an impression on the viewer that makes messi the better player. . .meanwhile stats no send. U lose possession, they deduct points, whether or not u dribbled 50 players before u lost possession.

I'm not a fan of stats, but with the amount of different measures used in this ranking, I think they tell us a lot that we wouldn't otherwise be able to see.

That statement I highlighted just about buttress my claim that football is about opinion. For example I can make a case that messi dribbling past 3 defenders is more valuable than Henry making simple low risk passes.

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=346162.msg4849125#msg4849125 date=1257192365]Hmmmmm
nice cosy wankroom for imp2chimp
Madrid have got it coming a long time,
another superb display from milan, this time dinho's on the scoresheet[/quote]Dude,are you okay?

[quote author=~smurf link=topic=345442.msg4849601#msg4849601 date=1257199511]he looks psychotic! [/quote]Yep he certainly does .

ibkaye:
US version

Skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

platinumnk:
they have a uk version? is it good?

Yea there is a U.K version. It's alright although I must say it is a poor imitation of the u.s version.

platinumnk:
^^^ heheheheh they should call it love-vendor my double stacker bus

U don kolo for head wahlai?

ibkaye:
You mean double decker?

Don't mind her jare. It seems her big batty is not making her think properly   .

ibkaye:
Im sweeet, you?

[b]I was watching love-vendor my ride[/b] and some guy mentioned 'grey poupon', I was grinning from ear to ear

The U.K version hosted by Tim Westwood or the U.S version hosted by 'X',which one?

^^^ You now can see why I said your own craze pass my own .

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=313504.msg4844572#msg4844572 date=1257152245]thank u jare, look without a shadow of doubt X-factor & simon cowell needs danyl to win the competition than he does. The guy has proven that he is a class above the rest and the fact that he is even known in america already thanks to his audition means he is guaranteed a contract come what may.[/quote]Known in America ke? The British Press sha dem love to hype up everything. If I had a dime for every single time the words 'Known In America' and 'Making It Big In America' has been used i'd be a Billionaire.

You fit drive for Naija, you can drive anywhere in the world. That's for sure .

ritchboy:
My grand mothers have also collected stats from last season and given "appropriate" points to each stat. . . . .
After a long, hard process, Emmanuel Eboue emerged as the highest ranked player. Dani Alves is 140, and Henry is 111. However, theres a place in the top 10 for Marlon Harewood.

Can anyone prove to me they are wrong? Afterall, "just because you disagree with something doesnt make it wrong".

Maybe i should open a thread titled "Eboue is OFFICIALLY the best player in the world". . . Because my grandmas said so.
Some people are beyond hopeless. . .

ROFLMAO!!!!! I have said this time & time again, football is all about individual opinions hence the reason why almost every football thread on NL always end up with peeps having disagreements.

Why I no go complain? The best two sides in european cup history(16 european cups between us two) did not have a matchday thread created for them when they met @ the Bernabeu 2 weeks ago. If not for the wahala I created on the other matchday threads, I bet nothing woulda changed .

dayokanu:
i thought only EPL clubs matchday thread get opened by mods and stickied to the top.

Nah wetin I think too be dat. Anyways sha Welcome back to your spiritual home Ricky.

sjeezy8:
i dont yet sha, I have to see who uses bad english when typing in/on his threads lol

Hehehe u be craze man true true

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=344762.msg4843775#msg4843775 date=1257140819]you people still dey here?[/quote]Nah wetin I wan talk be dat oo

davidif:
Kevin Durant was at my school yesterday, to watch his alma mater whoop my school pretty good on national television.

So you do attend University of texas right?

One of my brethren attended St Vincent during Lebron's stay in the skool.

SEFAGO:
i have plenty ooo. A shitload of schoolwork . Exam on thursday, but at least i should help decide this fight once and for all.

Hehehe see ya life ehn? Shey nah like dat dem help person settle fight?

SEFAGO:
You would be on igwe's side and chic2chimp will be on TOH's side. Abeg yab your parents and everyone related to you (who is totally ignorant of what is going on).

Tag Team ke? Omo I no get him time jare. Na so childish and play school insults him dey post. If I wan read 'Yo Momma' jokes, I know where I get am .

ThiefOfHearts:
Look at epistle filled with retarded gibberish from a so called "guy". gay is more like it.

Kleptomanism. Is that English? Oponu.

Please go back to hacking up your women for your Oha soup.  Bloody cannibal  

You get time for that Guy sha. The dude repeats the same words infact nah the same ol' same ol' load of garbage him dey post .

Fhemmmy:
Abi i lie?

Omo nah true you talk dia ooo

SEFAGO:
Igwe 2- TOH 2

Extra time- first person to score is the winner

You no get work abi?

FL Gators:
Chika, my dear, I'm sorry.
One often gets tired and unfriendly when retards continue to spam the board with retarded pointless threads.

Some of these so called retards are actually very funny posters.

Fhemmmy:
Na marry u dey and still dey[b] poke a househelp[/b], her kitten must be so sweet.
Asewo man

Babasexy:
Amaka I am on you because I think you are refusing to get something clear in your small brain. There is something they call manners and being civil in communication especially on an open forum like this, you lack both.

You are a young girl, yet u spit insult like hell, u use dirty words, you are rude and highly provocative. Its not good for you especially as a lady. Someone said today he pity your husband if you have any, you said you are not old enough to get marry but if you continue like this I pity the guy that will eventually marry u.

Mind you it becomes my business because you display your lack of manners publicly.

Chei you too like wahala

sjeezy8:
lol
i cant shouttttt

Show me Rita jor

OYINBOGOJU:
THE WORST THING IS THAT THOSE ASSES ARE DIRTY, SMELLING LIKE ROTTEN PIG.

I JUST CAN`T STAND THEM WHEN THEY OPEN THEIR LEGS, IT SMELLS LIKE A BAD EGG

DIRTY GIRLS WANDERING THE STREET LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO DEVOUR.

GOD DEY.

CHEI LAFF WAN KILL ME DIE OOOO. BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA