@OP pls help me ask them oooo, Thank God im not a female

chic2pimp:



NA SO WE SEE AM OOO. NOTHING DEY SUPRISE ME ANY LONGER FOR NL

there was one i saw when i was browsing NL in the library. I think it was titled "Can one pray before committing adultery (or something like that)"
omo, i couldn't stop laughing when i read that, it was incredibly hillarious.

Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds?

Jesus Wept!!!

davidif:

there was one i saw when i was browsing NL in the library. I think it was titled "Can one pray before committing adultery (or something like that)"
omo, i couldn't stop laughing when i read that, it was incredibly hillarious.

Cheiiiiii _{*Shakes his head*} Wonders shall never end.

Who dug up this thread again?

tope na me
wetin u wan do~

Tope de fear fear!

Hmmmmmmm

@ poster

Na wah for you ooh. Have you been with all naija girls??

First of all, it's not all Nigerian girls and its not a phenomenon restrictive to ladies of Nigerian descent.
To answer your question, stretch marks occur when the skin stretches

point is them marks aint exactly attractive to the eyes, and really one could do without them.

the problem with them girls is they want to eat their cake and have it. u will refuse to take care of urself then expect guys to take it like that. when a smarter babe who take scare of herself gets the guy hooked, u turn around to start whining about "bad men"

was talking recently with a female friend who had been going on binges with her sista of all pple!! eat all u can, as much junk as u can binges!

girl says hey i know this isnt good but me and my sis console our selves we will stop, but we just continue. i advise her to stop, reminding her weight is easy to add, hard to lose. she says yes she knows, but still wont stop.

a few months or years down the line she is obese, then she expects the poor boyfriend to accept her like that in the name of "love". look, not everyone wants to wake up in the morning and turn around to find he is sharing his bed with a whale, love or no love!!!

besides if i wanted a big mamajamma id get one to marry from the onset, not marry a slim babe then get stuck with a blue whale l8r, that is good enough grounds for a separation in my books!!

Strech marks? So disgusting, I saw this chick bend to pick sumtin once and ha breasts were like the full maps of nigeria and cameroun showing the 36states and fct, river niger and benue, all major roads and natural resources. I was lyk wtf? That was the day i lost my lust for those bre*asts. The tought of dipping my face in those breasts makes me feel like puking, It's irritating. No hard feelings. I'm jst expressing myself. We all av our opinions.

Strech marks? So disgusting, I saw this chick bend to pick sumtin once and ha breasts were like the full maps of nigeria and cameroun showing the 36states and fct, river niger and benue, all major roads and natural resources. I was lyk wtf? That was the day i lost my lust for those bre*asts. The tought of dipping my face in those breasts makes me feel like puking, It's irritating. No hard feelings. I'm jst expressing myself. We all av our opinions.

sorry  not  all nigerian  girls  got  strech mark becuz  am  expectional  and  i know  so many  others  are am  not  slim neither  am i fat .
secondly guys  do  get  strch marks  too i  ve  seen alot of  them  and i ve  seen  guys  without  it  same goes  with  ladies .so  why  putting it  as if  strch mark is  meant  for  ladies  alone  .

Stretch mark can be sexy at times
see below

stretch is normal for girls.

agabaI23:

Stretch mark can be sexy at times
see below

U ARE A FREAK.

Even high end models have stretch marks. Not a big deal at all. Men have them too!

When i was young my gamum use to tell me dat any woman dat have stretch marks have start havin sex, is dis true or she want me to stay away from guys.

jenibayo:

When i was young my gamum use to tell me dat any woman dat have stretch marks have start havin sex, is dis true or she want me to stay away from guys.

Biggest myth of the century!

chika98:

Biggest myth of the century!

schließen Sie Ihren Mund ok

@jenibayo, strech marks are NORMAL for girls jeez

and is this ur grandmum story ur way of telling us YOU have started having sex? congratulations.

wetin person no go hear sef for nl?

ok i guess that means that ur bf/husband having affairs when ur stretch marks become world-class is also normal? look at urs in the mirror, they are disgusting. they turn pple off!!! haha!!

have u pple ever heard that there are simple ways to prevent/cure stuff like stretch marks and cellulite etc?
nl girls are just IGNORAMUSES!!!

I have them on my mouth.

So guys una no know say designer stretchmarks dey?dat one make sense die.stretch marks is no big deal,so guys stop complainin & enjoy,its nt like most of u don't have it.

4llerbuntu:

@jenibayo, strech marks are NORMAL for girls jeez

and is this your grandmum story your way of telling us YOU have started having sex? congratulations.

wetin person no go hear sef for nl?

ok i guess that means that your bf/husband having affairs when your stretch marks become world-class is also normal? look at urs in the mirror, they are disgusting. they turn pple off!!! haha!!

have u pple ever heard that there are simple ways to prevent/cure stuff like stretch marks and cellulite etc?
nl girls are just IGNORAMUSES!!!

Na u Bleep me, dont congratulat me ok.

All Nigerian women, or some?

madlady:



I have them on my mouth.

I can only imagine

Kunbee:

I can only imagine

why, you already slap and kick me

Now who resurrected this thread

Does it make you feel bad?^

madlady:

why, you already slap and kick me

No i didnt

agabaI23:

Does it make you feel bad?^

yeas cuz my behind is decorated with stretch marks.