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Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 9:17pm On Oct 07, 2009
Princek12:
I dey watch match in class instead of listening to my law lecture; and as dem score I inadvertently put my hand for head; professor come ask me sey i dey raise my hand for question?  Na so d thing pain me.
grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Wahlai if I be your prof,I go slap you. Useless bwoi  grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 8:59pm On Oct 07, 2009
Akpangbon:
[size=58pt]u been cursing the team from inception of the match, yet you want them to win? with your bad mouth and curses? go to germany and ask if thats they way the people support their team, stupid Nigerians.[/size]
DON'T MIND DEM JARE. NA SO SO  DEM DEY YAB THE BOYS.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 8:45pm On Oct 07, 2009
CHINEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OPEN GOAL  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 8:33pm On Oct 07, 2009
FBS:
open your eyes and watch the replay. That was a RED, defo!
Face game jare tongue. Dem don already equalise.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 8:29pm On Oct 07, 2009
If it was a nigerian given that red card,y'all be shouting ojoro.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 8:09pm On Oct 07, 2009
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WINNER OH OH OH WINNERR  grin grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 8:05pm On Oct 07, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=332306.msg4687401#msg4687401 date=1254942045]It's comedy central.
Felix is vexed. . . . . . . grin grin grin grin[/quote]Abeg where you dey watch am? I wan watch too jare.

Cristalz:
Gosh.  .  .no striker on that pitch at all.
Good passes, good possession et.al. are pointless when all dem boiz are completely clueless in front of goal. Hell.

If they go on like this, the Germans will just sneak in one counter and that black number 9 dude will get the ball past goalie pastor Okafor.
They don't call the germans machines for nothing ya know? undecided
I see the germans sneaking a goal on the counter.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 8:01pm On Oct 07, 2009
merge:
Is Osaze playing?
Nope. This is the flying eagles(U20's)
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 7:59pm On Oct 07, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=332306.msg4687369#msg4687369 date=1254941756]Siasia took 20 midfielders to Egypt!!!

[b]They can tackle, bully, win 50-50 balls but they cannot finish.[/b]Once we get into the penalty box, there is no cutting edge at all.

Jeeeez, lemme put it on NTA and listen to the analysis of the poofs in the studio. grin grin grin grin grin[/quote]Of course they can bully. Whatelse did you expect from the buncha grandads.

NTA & analysis. I laff in nazi  grin cheesy.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 7:54pm On Oct 07, 2009
jumobi1:
You can't learn how to shoot in weeks or even months. you learn this things growing up. it takes years if you ask me.
How old do you think those boyz are? Or maybe  the better qiestion woulda been do ya think they are the same age as the germans? undecided
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 7:52pm On Oct 07, 2009
What a shame. Nigeria have dominated but they have nothing to show for it.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 7:35pm On Oct 07, 2009
Dclique:
We always blame it on the ref when ever the game aint going our way.
That's the nigerian attitude for ya.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 7:32pm On Oct 07, 2009
lalaboi:
Italy isnt a weak team ya know![/b]Egypt isnt a strong team either
Nah who talk dat kain yarns ? undecided
Abegii jare [b]FORZA AZURRI
cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Cristalz, Mukina2, Bludiva And Tubabie by chic2pimp(m): 8:46am On Oct 07, 2009
RuuDie:
Muki's story

this 1 played football for the SPLA female football team before the civil war began in Freetown, then they were in amateur division 1 and were known as the Bomber Queens FC of Kwakale.
When the war began, they were drafted, as back-up, into the main millitant wing of the SPLA - so be careful around her, she also does shooting and Javelin.

Well, as per how she fell in love with the Arsenal; she used to have a crush on this Sene-gambian football star called Jawara who played for the Scorpions and looks a bit like the Toure brothers.
Well, when EPL football started becoming popular and was being shown on Tv everywhere, she started seeing a player that looked like the loff of her life in one club popularly called "the gunners."
Since it was Kolo that first came into the limelight, she took to Arsenal because of him. Now she is also going bonkers about Yaya becuz he looks more like Jawara than kolo; but unfortunately/forunately whichever the case may be her eyes are now open to the world of attractive footie players and she is now so into Arsenal becuz of other fine-boy players like The Prof, Song, Gallas, Silvestre, Eboue, Sagna, Eduardo, Diaby, Arshavin etc. so she cannot migrate to Barca (Yaya's club) - but she still supports them whenever it is possible.
Laff Wan Kill Me Die oooo chei. Which kain tory be dis nah ehn rudeboi? grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Behaving Strangely These Days by chic2pimp(m): 7:42am On Oct 07, 2009
Only GOD knows if this story is true or false. It certainly does sound made up. Oh well undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by chic2pimp(m): 7:37am On Oct 07, 2009
I thank Oh LORD for everything you have done in my life. I know in my heart of hearts that without you,nothing is possible.
Sports › Re: Congratulations Siasia Flying Eagles Qualify For Round Of 16. by chic2pimp(m): 7:33am On Oct 07, 2009
THE GERMANS GO HEAR WEEEEN 2DAY UNA GO SEE. cool cool cool
Politics › Re: Where Can Odua People Congress Buy Guns by chic2pimp(m): 7:31am On Oct 07, 2009
Jakumo:
[size=28pt]See Map ! See Map ! See Map ![/size]
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy OMO I TIRE FOR THE WASTEMAN OOO,HABA NA SO SO MAP.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Live In Katy Texas by chic2pimp(m): 7:23am On Oct 07, 2009
[quote author=Tudór link=topic=332587.msg4682410#msg4682410 date=1254895042]OSENOBOA!!! ?!

Wetin we no go hear from these pastors, eh?

That was how Eunuch AdeJALE claimed he made tea and bread, prayed to thank god for the meal and invited god to come and eat. . . . He opened his eyes and found his cup half empty! He said Father what happened to my tea? And God said in pidgin "No be you invite me make I come chop?"


I had no idea God likes milo and milk until daddy GO said it. Soon daddy Adeboye'll claim he ran out of jet fuel right in the middle of the atlantic ocean, he opened the plane door, walked to the fuel tank on the wings, pulled down his trousers and brought out his p.enis then urinated into the tank. . . .and that was "spiritual jet fuel".[/quote]*Una no go kill person for NL sha*. grin grin cheesy cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by chic2pimp(m): 7:20am On Oct 07, 2009
UP CHELSEA tongue cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by chic2pimp(m): 7:11am On Oct 07, 2009
^^^ Wahlai u be craze man true true grin cheesy grin
Fashion › Re: All Girls Must Get This Cream Except You Are Already Gorgeous by chic2pimp(m): 6:04am On Oct 07, 2009
sexyLeamon:
take it easy on the guy na wink
Okay hun kiss
Politics › Re: I'll Choose Yar'adua Over Obasanjo - Akinyele by chic2pimp(m): 5:28am On Oct 07, 2009
^^^ Ahn Ahn grin grin. If you pick empty sit, nah who lead nigeria ehn? undecided
Culture › Re: What Is Your Name by chic2pimp(m): 5:25am On Oct 07, 2009
@ POST


ASK ME AGAIN *Shior*
Fashion › Re: All Girls Must Get This Cream Except You Are Already Gorgeous by chic2pimp(m): 5:18am On Oct 07, 2009
^^^ Berra don't spoil that sexy skin of yours ooo smiley smiley. Unless You wan hia weeeen from me if you destroy am angry angry angry
Culture › Re: Marriage Btw A Nigerian Girl And An Indian Guy (any Objection)? by chic2pimp(m): 5:15am On Oct 07, 2009
Nijasingh:
It all depends on the individuals involved.

Me I be Indian and my wife of 20 years na Nija babe!! We don live for both Nija and India and had no problem. As for children-- they get the best of both worlds!!

You need to try curry and pounded yam men!!! LOL!!
You've got quite a good grasp of the pidgin language. It's even more Impressive as you are not african.
Fashion › Re: All Girls Must Get This Cream Except You Are Already Gorgeous by chic2pimp(m): 4:50am On Oct 07, 2009
sexyLeamon:
Shilpa shetty I hope it was Katrina kaif that used it instead her complexion is very beautiful, anyway Shilpa has a great skin also.
am already Gorgeous but I will still check it out grin
Yes you are wink kiss.
Christianity Etc › Re: Al-taqqiya And The Gradual Islamisation Of Nigeria! by chic2pimp(m): 2:34am On Oct 07, 2009
uplawal:
am just in uk to know more of thier ill- practices,so that i can tell more story when i go back to my dear land
You ma are a bloody liar. We all know you are here to stay.
Family › Re: Where Will You Like To Live With Your Family by chic2pimp(m): 2:24am On Oct 07, 2009
mohawkchic:
[size=13pt]~You Dont Say!! shocked sad cry

~Taking the Civil war into consideration i suppose i cant dispute that! Its a beautiful Country i love to call home regardless!![/size]
Awwwwwwwww I feel your pain hun. cry cry cry cry cry.

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