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Celebrities › Re: I Thought Monique Was All About Big Obese Girls by chic2pimp(m): 2:30am On Oct 08, 2009
OH MY DAYZZZZ WAAA WAAAA WEEEEE shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked.

LET THIS BE A LESSON TO Y'ALL HIPPOS OUT THERE, CURVY IS HEALTHY,FAT IS NOT
Celebrities › Re: Where Is Agbani Darego? by chic2pimp(m): 2:26am On Oct 08, 2009
[quote author=Aloy`Emeka link=topic=334211.msg4688878#msg4688878 date=1254956253]Oh chimoo: She looks hotter than Halle Berry.[/quote]grin grin grin cheesy cheesy JOKE OF THE CENTURY
Food › Re: Do You Eat Snakes? by chic2pimp(m): 2:24am On Oct 08, 2009
I USED TO EAT SNAKES
Politics › Re: Imagine This:senator Laments Low Birth Rate Among Ndigbo by chic2pimp(m): 2:16am On Oct 08, 2009
mekuslogan:
Family size (large or small) is a personal/family business. Its negative effect has been telling on Hausa and average Yoruba families who remain mostly impoverished compared to an average Igbo family. That said, Igbos should not overpopulate themselves because of the tribal politics of Nigeria. After all, Nigeria will soon perish and a moderate Igbo population will be good for a Biafran country.
What a load of bully shyte.
Romance › Re: Virginity Is Dignity, Not Lack Of Opportunity by chic2pimp(m): 2:05am On Oct 08, 2009
posakosa:
and if you are NOT A VIRGIN, YOU WILL ROT IN HELL AND DIE. grin grin grin
We are all virgins in the eyes of ALLAH  wink.
Forum Games › Re: Let's Use Smileys Only! by chic2pimp(m): 2:01am On Oct 08, 2009
shocked shocked undecided kiss kiss
Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by chic2pimp(m): 2:01am On Oct 08, 2009
Thanks dear kiss. I can vividly remeber dis guy coming to my yard early in the morning asking if we could have a lil kick about.
Fashion › Re: Women Without Handbags Is It Possible? by chic2pimp(m): 1:53am On Oct 08, 2009
^^^^ Who needs a hand bag when you've got a massive IKEBE like yours  wink wink smiley.
Forum Games › Re: Let's Use Smileys Only! by chic2pimp(m): 1:50am On Oct 08, 2009
angry angry angry angry
Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by chic2pimp(m): 1:48am On Oct 08, 2009
A childhood friend of mine(2nd year anniversary). sad sad sad sad
Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by chic2pimp(m): 1:29am On Oct 08, 2009
R.I.P Brethren. Gone but not forgetten *Bows his head* sad sad
Forum Games › Re: Let's Use Smileys Only! by chic2pimp(m): 1:25am On Oct 08, 2009
shocked shocked kiss cheesy
Forum Games › Re: Let's Use Smileys Only! by chic2pimp(m): 1:19am On Oct 08, 2009
undecided undecided smiley smiley
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by chic2pimp(m): 1:08am On Oct 08, 2009
eldee:
Hmmn . . . one or two subliminals directed at Streetwize grin grin
undecided undecided Nahh definitely more than that.

I know blame am sha cuz him dey fear the bobo.
Forum Games › Re: Let's Use Smileys Only! by chic2pimp(m): 1:00am On Oct 08, 2009
wink kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bad Belle Don Start: Cristiano Ronaldo Has No Place In Lionel Messi's World Xi by chic2pimp(m): 12:46am On Oct 08, 2009
NA LIE JARE. DAT THING FIT OCCUPY 3 SEATS FOR MOLUE BUS cheesy grin
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Met A Nairalander? If Yes? Are You Still Friends? by chic2pimp(m): 12:43am On Oct 08, 2009
^^^ DON'T MAKE COME DOWN DIA AND SMACK THAT IKEBE OOO shocked shocked cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc by chic2pimp(m): 12:39am On Oct 08, 2009
DON'T FLATTER YASELF JARE tongue. KAI DIS IKEBE GO PUT ME FOR TROUBLE. OH OOO IKEBE cheesy grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc by chic2pimp(m): 12:31am On Oct 08, 2009
^^^^ THUNDER STRIKE YOU AND YOUR FAT BOOTY shocked shocked shocked grin
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Met A Nairalander? If Yes? Are You Still Friends? by chic2pimp(m): 12:29am On Oct 08, 2009
@ POST

NO I HAVEN'T AND HOPEFULLY WILL NEVER.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bad Belle Don Start: Cristiano Ronaldo Has No Place In Lionel Messi's World Xi by chic2pimp(m): 12:18am On Oct 08, 2009
mukina2:
i resemble chickenshrimp? grin
grin grin grin
Ikebe super who life nah?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc by chic2pimp(m): 12:15am On Oct 08, 2009
jalether:
Allah wept, let me remind you, in the last 4 yrs Totenham has done what you guys have failed to achieve and that

is "win a trophy" at least they won the carling cup tongue tongue
Abeg help me tell am oo. Useless peeps tongue grin

Look @ em gayners. Buncha shameless agberos. Make una go hide una faces.
Sports › Re: The Greatest Nba Dunker Of All Time by chic2pimp(m): 11:55pm On Oct 07, 2009
HIS ROYAL AIRNESS MICHAEL JEFFREY JORDAN CLOSELY FOLLOWED BY 'DR J'
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bad Belle Don Start: Cristiano Ronaldo Has No Place In Lionel Messi's World Xi by chic2pimp(m): 11:52pm On Oct 07, 2009
jalether:
C Ronaldo is currently the best player in the world, Messi must ve been on some cheap crack to exclude him from his overly biased

list
Omo dat one nah past tense jare. Messi is currently numero uno.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bad Belle Don Start: Cristiano Ronaldo Has No Place In Lionel Messi's World Xi by chic2pimp(m): 11:50pm On Oct 07, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=216290.msg3317474#msg3317474 date=1231425879]Messi is mentally-deranged.
How can u name Zanetti ahead of Cristiano Ronaldo??
If you are going to be biased. . . . .do it with style and don't make it obvious.
Leo Messi knows he can never match what Ronaldo's done in 2007/8 so he is beefing him.[/b]Messi has to outscore all the strikers in Europe this season, [b]win La Liga, UEFA Champions League and the world championship.
It's a tall order for the midget. grin[/quote]Typical useless rant from sharon. 38 goals,16 freekicks( BTW no freekicks & he also shared the penalty duty with eto'o)
Romance › Re: Nigerian Married Men And Adultery by chic2pimp(m): 11:19pm On Oct 07, 2009
Theblessed:
[b]Hi Young lady, God bless you for sticking to your principles and refusing to bow to these shameless bastards! You did the right thing and I wish other young Nigerian girls would respect themselves just as you had.

You see generally, Nigeria men are known CHEATERS at least 98.9% of them! Yes, some people on here would say that I am generalising but I challenge them to show me a Nigerian man who had never thought, dreamt and ACTUALLY, done it! What percentage of them, I demand to know? Yes, men are prone to cheating irrespective of their status but some how African men are worse than their contemporaries from other parts of the world - the worst are Nigerian and South African men. These lots have no respect for their marriages or women in their lives - they are damn and damn SELFISH bastards, period! That's why Nigerian women here in the West are giving as good as they get and obviously the men don't like it.

My advise, if you had made up your mind not to marry them, good - DON'T! They would only cause you HYPETENSION, ok! THEY ARE NO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD at being faithful - just a handful of them and as you'd said the good ones had all been taken. The few good ones are gone and na only YEYE ones remains, period! Imagine him explaining to you the lengths he would go to hide his relationship with you from his wife, what makes you or anyone else think if you would go along with it and he marries you, he wouldn't do the samehuh? eh!!

This behaviour runs in a Nigerian man's BLOOD including the young ones of your age because they are learning from what they see their elders do, and get away with. They get away with it because, Nigeria has no laws that protects women therefore, Nigerian woman does as she's told. In addition, poverty, unemployment, lack of social provisions - free healthcare/education and other benefits people can fall back to are not available to empower Nigerian women to seek independence from such ugly and unhappy marriages. Therefore, since you are poor you'd do any thing for survival and this makes Nigerian women (married/unmarried) more VULNERABLE than they should be. Thus, a Nigerian wife is a DOCILE wife, she can only shout but she can't BITE. She would accept anything in her marriage because she has no REMEDY at law and, no one would listen to her even if she complains. Thus, a Nigerian man has field days in his marriage - to do as he pleases and getting away with it. Should Nigerian women both married and unmarried be empowered and have access to these resources, our men would respect their women because, Nigerian women are as wise and clever as their men (if not more) - and they know it.

Here in West, women are protected by law and men knows the boundaries they MUST NOT cross else, they get their BALLS squeezed and crushed and they know it, DON'T THEYhuh?? They don't mess with us here as simply as that. Yes, any man or woman can mess with a partner if they're millionaires or Billionaires like Bill Gates. And if you are their partner at least, you have a CHOICE - to go or to stay! If you chooses to go, there's a sure Banker, a GOOD HAND SHAKE would seal the deal for you - you have good settlement and laughing all the way to the BANK - Hurray!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cool cool cool cool cool cool

At least their partners would not bother any more who they sleep around with and they have their peace of mind for GOOD! So, my young-on stick with your principles and for any reason please, don't lower your standards and also teach your friends the same and how to respect their DIGNITY. If all young Nigerian girls/women would emulate your behaviour, Nigerian men would certainly change and learn to respect their marriages and women in their lives but since there's no law protecting women back home, most Nigerian women would continue to put up with this hopeless and nasty situation and, I for one would not.

You cheat and get caught, you're history. No, nonesense here!

And for my young lady, I hope you find the right guy that would make you happy one day. God bless you!!
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huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 10:02pm On Oct 07, 2009
tomilola85:
Up Germany!!!
AMEN!!!! AMEN!!!!! AMEN!!!!

koolchicco:
[/b]

So its all about ya bet? huh4 betting against 9ja you're even worse than Haruna himself. grin grin
Omo dis bobo no care ooo. My job is done. Don't worry ehn,there is still hope grin grin cheesy cheesy grin
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 9:45pm On Oct 07, 2009
jalether:
sharrap dia, shameless herma cheesy
Gerraway jor useless mutete. Berra go and console your useless bwois

koolchicco:
[/b]

shocked shocked grin grin
Hol who? U dey craze true true grin cheesy grin. Leave the guy alone ooo. The boy done good as him win me money. I don win my bet.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 9:35pm On Oct 07, 2009
jalether:
nah its reality dude, we have been beaten black and blue
How about Red and yellow ? cheesy grin cheesy
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 9:31pm On Oct 07, 2009
Princek12:
e be like say I go need more than akara, maybe pounded yam and egusi with goat meat. make i come top am up with guinness. Make hunger wire Siasia and him boys. Make thunder strike Haruna
No vex nah,haba? cheesy grin. HARUNA!!!! HARUNA!!!! HARUNA!!!! make una leave the guy alone jare.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by chic2pimp(m): 9:22pm On Oct 07, 2009
jalether:
you still get enegy to dey laugh huh
Comot for hia jare. Why I no go laff? grin grin. Shey na me tell una team to loose? cheesy cheesy grin grin

Princek12:
I know. Professor for slap me. But, on the real, it hurts.
Pele ooo. Go & buy akara ehn . E go beta  grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

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