₦airaland Forum

This thread dey funny sha. Una just dey bash each other any how . As soon as a naija man open him own thread,the women go follow suit and as soon as naija woman open thread the men go follow suit as well . Tit for Tat .

Cristalz:
Fernando has got in-built quality skillz and absolute class. All you've gotta do is watch him when hez rolling.
Dribbling, football intelligence, agility, scoring.  .  .hez pure genius. His problem is his fragility. Also, once he is tightly marked, hez quiet.

I guess we both have definitions of what a genius is?    Panache Yes,Genius Nope.

jalether:
Is this not the same guy yabbing chickenshrimp, how ironic

Don't mind the douchebag jare

Ibime:
What do you expect from an English journalist.
Steve Wilson is an idiot.

We are comparing Torres and Drogba, this one dey call Rooney name.

Don't mind them jare. Rooney ko Cocoon ni *Shior*

Too much hype.

duduspace:
D

That team was okay? is it when the likes of Birmingham start beating you 4-0 that you will realise you've got a shitty team?

That's rich coming from you. Una gaynners no dey get shame sha, abi? . Show us your european cups make me see am jare _*Nonsense* .

^^^^ Show us your trophies jare. _{*Nonsense,Shior*}. Useless trophyless gaynner . At least spurs won something tangible in 2008,wetin una win?

Na wa ooo. See how the Italian National Team No show their Spanish Counterparts mercy.

FORZA AZZURI

dyabman:
Spainish football and Dutch football , who plays this sweet footie better?

Who cares. The Italians play winning football

khanye:
Like he did to Barcelona defence in UCL . . . . Shior!

Like torres did to Fiorentina *Shior*

mukina2:
people dey talk ,herma sef wan show mouth

Una suppose dey hide face. Shameless bunch. We say make una show us your trophies, una no fit,then u come dey open una gutter mouth. *Shior*.

mukina2:
useless thread

useless team
same old story, when yo have something new to say speak up.

if you got nothing new to say. zip up

That statement should be taken with a pinch of salt especially as it was written by a gaynner. Useless gays.

dayokanu:
We do more than that but we cant divulge everything here because we have under 13 Gayyners all over. Wengays pedophile fantasies are all over here.

Is chickenshrimp another name for Mukina2? Because I know I romp daily with Mukina2

mukina2:
dem send you?
waka!
nor mind am
na chickenshrimp boyfriend

Leave the love-vendor alone oooo Ahn Ahn .

PAININASS:
@Poster,don't decieve yourself,Nigerian girls no fine, take a look at the Sexylemon for example,you will see she is cute from head to waist, but the legs is a waste!

SexyLeamon is fine ooo. No dey talk dat kain ting jare. _*Nonsense*

Shola2009:
@poster, u better stop lying to yourself, Nigeria doesn't have the most beautiful girls in Africa

Shola2009:
What Nigeria has,is the most demanding set of women in the world!

omar22:
More like the most arrogant money grabbing set of women you could find,

Kai see venom . Chei wetin fine gyals do una nah?

dayokanu:
England Tahiti, Uzbekistan and Trinidad are the worst teams of the tournament

Yada Yada Yada Reh Reh Reh Reh Reh We know you hate England. What's next?

^^^^^^ Why una Barca fans dey vex nah?

I praise you Oh LORD. You are Truly marvelous and wonderful.

[quote author=phuck_NL link=topic=332735.msg4667421#msg4667421 date=1254696498]Keep deceiving yourself. Nigerian girls are not even the finest in Africa, talkless the world. Ethiopian girls will demolish Nigerian girls anyday.
I have seen one of those pics on skyscrappercity before. hmmm[/quote]Abi oooo. Don't mind them. Finest ko,Wor wor ni . _{*Abeg I dey joke oo*}

justwise:
Abi oo, Nigerian gals picked their beauty from all corner of the world, they stand out anywhere u see them, just visit any church here, E no go hard b4 u spot Nigerian girls with her good sense of dressing, knows how to walk the walk.

Church ke? . _{*Shakes His Head*}. The Church is a place of worship not a place to check out chics . _{*Shameless bwoi. See as him dey scop chics for church all places*}

mary420091:
HI GOOD DAY mary.jammeh@yahoo.com
My name is mary.jammeh.i am a single girl not married looking for a nice man who understnds love as trust and faith rather seeing it as a way of fun but a matured man with good scence of humor, i found your profile in this site
(www.bdprem.com) and derive interest of knowing more about you , contact me with this address .(mary.jammeh@yahoo.com) Remember that age or distance has notting to do with relationship, what matters is LOVE. i believe we can start from here . awaiting your urgent reply so i will send pictures for further introductions
kisses
mary.jammeh

Hehehehe _{*Shakes His Head*} See me see trouble oooo. Ahn Ahn what do we have here. Does this look like a dating forum ehn? Oya carry your oshi and comot hia jare. _*Nonsense*

honeric01:
does this thread look like a dating thread? if you are single, how's that our problem? why not go join the catholic nun?

Help me tell her ooo. If she had bothered to search around the net,I bet she would have found a dating site. _*Shior*

The Sly:
Lol. . . .I thought she was talking about Nairaland's undisputable mapper of the century
But i realized what she meant was that she was some poor kid hoping to get rich or die tryin.  

Me too jare. I just dey joke . I don tell mapomeji if him post any more maps,na manslaughter I go commit.

Him map don dey blind person for one eye gan sef haba .


[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=332394.msg4668474#msg4668474 date=1254719804]rotflmao very funny heh[/quote]Iyawo mi o ku jo meta. Ba wo lara?

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=332394.msg4668438#msg4668438 date=1254718675]maybe if you become rich you could get a somali date [/quote]Do ya actually think Becoomrich is struggling to get a date?

Utali:
Somebody help oo, Emmanuel TV is driving my mum crazy! she sits up watching and shouting Amen, Amen, Yes Lord

It is well my bruva.

Krayola:
On NL a player is only as good as his last performance. And God forbid his team loses it's all that player's fault. The other 10 players and the tactics have absolutely nothing to do with it.

Well,I personally don't see anything wrong with that statement especially if the player happens to go by the name of Ibrahim .

dayokanu:
A player is as good as his last match else Ronaldinho would be the hottest property in world football for the next 10 years for his performances 3-4 seasons ago

Useless analogy.

Krayola:
So one bad game and a player's career reputation goes down the drain?

Messi was shambolic in his last few games for Argentina. They need to revoke his citizenship
Eto'o ain't done shit for Inter lately
Robben is useless
Miroslav who, what, for where?
Diego, that useless Arrow
Kaka is such a waste of space
Benzema must be shipped out of Madrid 1st thing in the morning
Fabregas is currently the best midfielder on the planet
Pedro is one of the top strikers in Europe
Navas shits all over Robben, or Ribery. Both sef
should i keep going?

Keep going jare .

dayokanu:
Do you see the saves Casillas make on a regular basis?

The Juventus defence is a world better than the Madrid defence anyday

That is certainly true. Does that mean Casilas is the better goalkeeper? Nope. However I do see Your point of view.

Krayola:
The last 2 trophies Madrid won were won single handedly by Casillas. That is a very bold statement but I think it holds true.

The statement does hold water. Casilas has been Madrid's best player bar none since this decade began.

Madrid's champions league's triumph in both 2000 & 2002 owes a lot to St Iker's performance in goal.

dayokanu:
Sevilla vs Real Madrid was a great match. Sevilla should've won 4-1 or more besides some terrible finishing/incredible goalkeeping from Casillas. Sevilla played like they knew they were the better team and wouldn't settle for a draw the whole game. And they were much better. Madrid's defense is a joke; completely pitiful. Marcelo got burned by Navas every time he took him on. Sevilla dribbled through Ramos and Marcelo like they didn't exist. With Ronaldo Real Madrid might be on par with Sevilla, but without him today the score line was extremely flattering for them

DUH!!!!!!!! It's madrid we are talking about here not chelsea . 

On the whole,I firmly do believe Pellegrini got his tactics wrong plus Sevilla had one of those games where everyone played extremely well.

FL Gators:
How about the men?

Naija men wey resemble burnt sugudu nko?.

Hey missy this site is totally dedicated to the yabbing of nigerians of the female persuasion only   .

If you wan yab men,u've got two options. Either u start your own thread or you make your feelings known on the already existing ones .

rhymz:
@Nana, Hmm!Walahi! I could ve sworn I have seen Ya face b4, Ibu sweet gal nwane! This is what I call a fine gal, Bold enuf to post her pic upclose, Coz I got the tricks wey these chicz dem dey use,they post the driest of thier pic when dem shoot from far away so U no go fit see em well(hahahaha).Nana U be fine gal e nu go? If to say U be atutupoyo i for still tell U, Pkatapkata U go give me e-slap, Hahahaha

Wahlai u be craze man Roflmao . I don comot chair laff tire. Useless bwoi .

Kunbee:
Thanks dats cos we are over populated

I thought you skool size has been drastically decreased? . Beauty & Brains plenty for skool sha.

rhymz:
@Amaka, Hmm, Just looked U up,the shot is kinda distant,did't see ya face wella and why the coverings all ova[b],cold dey catch U?[/b]

Dis guy abeg no kill me NL oooo.Ahn Ahn I don overlaff jare .

davidif:
Applenose and saxywale,

Omo, thank  you guys for the INCREDIBLE pictures you just posted YOU JUST MADE MY DAY. Those girls you posted are incredibly gorgeous 

saxywale, that morroccan chick you posted is an amazing stunner. I was in love with one here in my school, i thought she was latino until she told me she was from morrocco. Omo, the girl na die . Thank goodness for Nairaland una don feed my eye. Unfortunately, there is extremely few horn of africa chicks in my school

Awwwwwww eya pele oooo . E go better don't worry ehn .

@goodass

Mura ibi ise ke? Ile iwe ni mo n lo oo. Mo ti pa ri skool.

Radiant:
I'm currently dating a white man and from all indications it seems we'll be tying the knot pretty soon.

Congrats   . Hope it works out well for the both of you.

Radiant:
Anyway, what do y'all think? I think white men are better than black men.
Any experiences?

Some women would yes while others would say no. Different strokes for different folks. That's just my 2cents anyways .

mohawkchic:
[size=13pt]~Oh UH. . .I Sniff Shite-stiring All Over This Topic!! Ding Dong! [/size]

You took the words right outta my mouth .

@ POSTER

U like wahala oooo .

nene1:
nah, if you read my response to him, you'd see that i was just messing with him.

Oh okay. My bad .