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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The 2009 Summer Football Transfer Thread(Bayern £22m Robben, Inter £13m Sneijdr) by chic2pimp(m): 5:12am On Sep 11, 2009
FBS:
Gomez will not score even with an empty post. Did I say post? No, even if he was the only player on the pitch. I've never seen a player miss that much chances.
With ribery and robben on each flank he will score aiight. They will create a hand full of chances i'm telling ya. Full backs across europe are all probably shitting their pants now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by chic2pimp(m): 5:07am On Sep 11, 2009
hustler:
I wonder why ppl are still blaming th average age of the Milan team as the cause of ther problems. What really is the average age of other teams. Inter have starters in Zanetti, 36, Lucio 31, Samuel,33,Milito 30,Vieira 33,. Milan's age is not the problem but the fact that the team doesnt possess depth at the moment and is still in transition.
Age is the Biggest factor aiight. Lets take a good look @ Inter's outfield players when everyone's fit

Maicon - 28
Lucio -31
Samuel - 31
Chivu - 29
Cambiasso - 29
Zanetti - 36
Motta - 27
Sneijder - 25
Eto'o - 28
Milito - 30

PS :- Save for one or two they've all got pace to burn. Compare that to ac milan's first 11 who are all pratically slow coaches. Milan's full backs are both too slow offensively and defensively. Central defense is aiight cuz thiago silva is as quick as hell while nesta had never really had to rely on his pace(great football brain). In the midfield Gattuso,pirlo and flamini are all out of form. So is ronaldinho. Forward line is ok I guess. A few tweak of the team here and there could really see them challenge for both the scudetto and the european cup.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Fans Thread by chic2pimp(m): 4:46am On Sep 11, 2009
segunpc:
BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS!! BREAKING NEWS!!!

Below are the top ten clubs of the 20th century:

Points Club
563.50 Real Madrid
466.00 Juventus
458.00 FC Barcelona
399.75 AC Milan
399.00 Bayern Munich
362.00 Inter
332.75 Ajax
300.25 Liverpool
299.00 Sporting Lisbon
231.00 Anderlecht
IFFHS peeps have been smoking yam again. Barca third? undecided. Yea rite,Infact I laugh in catalonia. Madrid are first aiight but c'mon MILAN should have gotten a higher spot in this list. Comparing 7 european cups to 3 european cups is like saying who is better Leo Messi or Pius Ikieda.
Culture › Re: What Is Wrong With Nigerian Youths In The Uk? by chic2pimp(m): 4:33am On Sep 11, 2009
FL Gators:
If they're so aplenty, then you should be able to give me any factual info about one of them.

I see ,ladysex online, behave yourself tonight or I'll send her your way.
Abeg oo E jo,don't send her my way ooo grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy. Lets postpone this debate. I am having a good time oooooo. That woman's wahala get as it be grin grin grin.
Politics › Re: Mapomeji Is Finally Out by chic2pimp(m): 4:27am On Sep 11, 2009
bawomolo:
dead at Junior Mapia grin


What about songs like One Map away.

In da club ft 50 cent

To live and die in Benin ft Tupac
Be a mapper to ft Nas

Draw maps or die trying Ft 50 cent

101 map dimensions
U be proper craze man. So na tupac's song u dey yab like dat abi. grin grin grin grin grin
Education › Re: The Best Business Schools In The World by chic2pimp(m): 4:19am On Sep 11, 2009
dayokanu:
Sagamite,

How long have those schools been in existence? KC, QC, FGC were the elite schools of those days and they were not free either. In my days we all write Federal Common Entrace to go to all these schools.
Graduates of KC, QC,ISI are in their seventies, Sixties while Chrisland and co are still new.
With the drop in standard of Unity Schools and religious crises all over, most parents would only send their children to Grange and A Hall

KC, QC, FGC, ISI = Havard Yale and Stanford

Mafoluku Gramar School, Agege High School and Shasha Community = Texas Southern University, Panhandle and East West Missouri Uniersity
Good skools dey naija sha. If only. . . . . . . . . . .
Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 4:17am On Sep 11, 2009
C2H5OH:
Na so we see am o. That's a woman right there.
Yes ooo @ least we can definitely say this is all woman aiight unlike semanya.
Sports › Re: South Africa's 800m Gold Medal Favourite Accuse Of Being A Man Before Race (Pic) by chic2pimp(m): 4:12am On Sep 11, 2009
[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=312044.msg4519517#msg4519517 date=1252602863]THE controversy over gender row champion runner Caster Semenya deepened today — after reports claimed sex swap tests have shown she is a HERMAPHRODITE shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked.

Semenya is claimed to have NO womb or ovaries — and has internal testes, the male sexual organs which produce testosterone. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2631482/Runner-is-a-hermaphrodite.html

na wa for waya!! if woman remove cloth and toto dey there and you no fit see testes unless you operate de woman like say you be doctor, then me I tink say she be woman. make dem leave de girl alone. e don do!![/quote]WOW so the cat has finally been let out of the bag. She is indeed a HESHE. Na real wa oooo. She still gets to keep her goldmedal anyways so @ least thats a positive(for semanya).
Romance › Re: Ladies: Are You Happy With The Men In Your Lives? by chic2pimp(m): 4:06am On Sep 11, 2009
@ TOP UP David and C2 have both said all what there is to be said. Those are the cold hard facts.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigerian-Yoruba Criminal Gangs In America Busted Yet Again by chic2pimp(m): 4:01am On Sep 11, 2009
sjeezy8:
AS if pulling blacks over in cars isn't the norm in america called racial profiling

maybe everyblack person esp Nigerian should have a below average car, and not show off wealth. but whites do it why cant black esp Nigerians?

the black guy could be Nigerian
Racial profiling happens here in the uk as well. Footballers and other wealthy black celebrities are being regularly puled over. Look I hate being PC but we all know why this happens.
Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 3:51am On Sep 11, 2009
C2H5OH:
Yeah you're right. It's a natural game-changer/momentum-Player. But getting stiff is never a good thing, and it can happen if you sit out for too long.


Does Sista Serena wear a bra. Gracious goodness those entangers. I can't even focus on the match.
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy ROFLMAO. Thats a lesson I learnt a long time ago. Serena's bootaayyyy and melons are a big distraction. grin grin
Health › Re: I'm Allergic To Cold by chic2pimp(m): 3:48am On Sep 11, 2009
NnamdiN:
I'm allergic to cold and i sneeze a lot each time i feel cold,it's really embarrasing to the extent that i cant go to a bank or a fast food joint coz of the AC.I need help
There is only one solution to your problem. COMMIT SUICIDE tongue. I am serious ooo cuz I can't really see another solution to your problem.
Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 3:45am On Sep 11, 2009
davidylan:
its not getting stiff . . . it can totally change the momentum of a game . . . Wimbledon 2007 readily comes to mind. But for the rain delay Federer would have lost that final to Nadal.
If's and But's. tongue. If I had beaten bill gates to the creation of Microsoft, I too woulda been a multi billionaire. grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 3:42am On Sep 11, 2009
eldee:
Dayo hates us cus of the way we forced them to become a country that lives on past glory . . .
Nah mate. Dikee's hate goes much deeper than that.
Fashion › Re: High Maintenance: Does It Get You More Dates? by chic2pimp(m): 3:40am On Sep 11, 2009
davidylan:
una still dey on this topic?
I wonder too ooo[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=320828.msg4522291#msg4522291 date=1252636572]yes o. papa david[/quote]E yi la ma ri e si.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by chic2pimp(m): 3:32am On Sep 11, 2009
dayokanu:
When we have Bodo Illgner and Andy Kopke even the great Olli Kahn was on the bench in France 1998. At best Shilton would be a 3rd keeper for Germany and Seaman can never man the post for the German Female team nor U17.
I laugh in German or is it deutsche. Seaman would give Ollie a run for his money any day of the week. I can guarantee u that.

dayokanu:
You must be high on Fufu. obviously you are too young to know about the "iron curtains" shocked shocked shocked arguably The best defensive pair of the 90's maybe Baresi, Costacurta can have a claim
You must have been smoking faeces whilst using piss as substitute for alcohol. Both sammer and kohler were class acts I am not denying that fact however so is rio and terry. They are currently the best defensive pair in international football.

dayokanu:
When they say shoe get size thats what we mean Opabunmi is a good player but not on the level of Messi. Hassler, Basler, Scholl and Effenberg would teach those plonkers football everyday of the week
Going by logic then I'll say comparing gerrard et al to the players you mentioned is like saying you believe pius Ikieda is greater than pele & maradona put together.

dayokanu:
You mean the same Michael Owen that relegated Newcastle? Abeg comot for road talk when Rooney or Owen manage 20 league goals a season never mind 10 world cup goals

Klinsman 11 world cup goals, Klose 10 world cup goals and counting

Owen + Shearer + Rooney = 4 world cup goals <<< klose goal per world cup tourney
When any of the nazi's team strikers wins the Ballon D'or, then i'll let u diss Owen. However as of now u no get mouth period.

U keep harping on about the english striker's inability to reach the 20league goal mark but has any of ya strikers accomplish this feat whilst playing in a proper league. Klinsman scored 20league goals only once in career. This feat was achieved back in the dayz when 42league games were played.
41 games played = 20 goals. Nothing special really

Klose has been playing in the Naziliga all his life and has scored 20 league goals just once. Thats pathetic really or don't ya think so? undecided

Lastly if the world cup goals were backed up by an amazing league season, then I might take it into consideration. For example,If the highest goal scorer in world cup history O fenomeno scored only 15league goals during  his peak,would all the hype have been justified? HELL NO
Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 2:32am On Sep 11, 2009
davidylan:
err my chic2 can you tell us why we are wrong sir?
Where do I start? undecided Eldee is doing a great job by the way and u will be ill advised not to listen to him
Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 2:29am On Sep 11, 2009
eldee:
Of course the coalition forces destroyed Germany . . .

England as good as conquered?? You need to see how good our rearguard was.
The Germans wouldn't have known what hit them cheesy
At the end of the day, Britain and her cousins are the only reason why I don't need to say Heil Hitler every morning
.
Honest and factual post.
Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 2:27am On Sep 11, 2009
davidylan:
2 things ended WWII
If you believe that, you will probably. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  wink cool

davidylan:
1. America coming in and breaking Japan with the atomic bomb
WRONG

davidylan:
2. Germany's ill-fated decision to attack Russia.
WRONG AGAIN

davidylan:
England was as good as conquered.
If ya say so.

davidylan:
True though, a Nazi Europe would have probably been a grave danger to America
* Sighs* Finally stops spewing garbage and tells the truth. Clap for ya self. grin cheesy cool
Culture › Re: What Is Wrong With Nigerian Youths In The Uk? by chic2pimp(m): 2:14am On Sep 11, 2009
dayokanu:
Nigerian youth gangs? Maybe chimp would start one in Compton or in Bronx
If ya say so. Stil can't get away from the truth.
FL Gators:
ehrrrrrm, was definitely directed at you. Thread is about UK youths, not American youths.
You say potato, I say potata. Big deal tongue

FL Gators:
Why must we always compare the two? undecided
Good question. The poster however would be a better postion to answer that.

FL Gators:
And I've never heard of Nigerian American youth gang o. . . .but feel free to correct me with factual evidence.
U might not have heard of any but we know you have them in the US aplently.

FL Gators:
Lol, we all don't. what was the real reason?
U know,I know and u know I know. Your posts definitely tells me that you do know cool cool cool.
Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 2:03am On Sep 11, 2009
eldee:
Come on . . . America did it not because they loved the Queen
They did cus they knew how strong the threat of a Nazi Europe would have been.
Don't mind jare. Let them keep spewing horseshyte.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by chic2pimp(m): 1:56am On Sep 11, 2009
dayokanu:
When your son always complains that his teachers are bad dont you think thats a problem with the child himself?
Venables bad, Hoddle bad, Keegan bad, Erikson bad, McLaren, Peter Taylor, Wilkinson, Graham Taylor, Bobby Robson are all bad right?
I never said they were all bad. U were going on and on about England's failure to qualify for both USA 94 and Euro 2008 hence my reply. To be honest with you though the majority of coaches u listed were plonkers. Lastly my kids would not need to complain cuz they will inherit both the brains and brawns of their Dad  wink cool.

dayokanu:
Which quality players
Oh really? undecided Aiight then i'll name them below.

dayokanu:
Which Keeper does England have that matches Oliver Kahn
David seaman was world class. So was Peter shilton.

dayokanu:
Which Defender do they have that ever matched Sammer and jurgen Kohler
John Terry,Rio Ferdinand and Sol Campbell are better.

dayokanu:
Which Midfielder do they have that matched Matthaus
Lothar Matthaus was a Quality player aiight but so was Gascoigne and Robson. Gerrard and Lampard could also be added to this list cuz i'm sure sooner or later you will mention Ballack's name.

dayokanu:
And which strikers do they have that matched Klinsmann and Miro Klose(10 world cup goals in 2 appearances)
Michael Owen(Balon D'or winner),Rooney,Shearer.

dayokanu:
All these players are in the last 13 years.
So are mine. Minus Shilton cool
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chic2pimp(m): 1:32am On Sep 11, 2009
Pweety4me:
Kilon she awon people yi sef?emope omo obaeba ni mi?ejo ooo e better respect ara yin ooo, tongue
Thats better grin
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chic2pimp(m): 1:20am On Sep 11, 2009
posakosa:
Chic2pimp: werrin werrin!    cheesy

sho wa pa!
grin grin Mo wa pa oo. E wo ati awon iyawo e n ko. Se e wa pa?
Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 1:07am On Sep 11, 2009
eldee:
We've trashed Germany and USA in environmental protection technology, and that's the future.
My case rests.
We have also thrashed them on so many other things. If I start now,come tomorrow evening i'll still be going strong. So I'll rather not start.
Culture › Re: What Is Wrong With Nigerian Youths In The Uk? by chic2pimp(m): 1:03am On Sep 11, 2009
dayokanu:
Nigerian street gang in the US? ChimpDikee stop lying to the public pls
Now that sounds berra.Nigerian gangs do exist. They are just not as well known.Thats all. No suprise there to be honest considering the US the unofficial Home of gangs.
dayokanu:
I even heard major cult groups like Eiye, have extensions in the UK
If ya say so.
FL Gators:
Oh dear, and it begins.

British vs. america. Hush and stay on topic jare.
I think you post was directed @ the wrong person tongue. We all know the real reason the poster created this thread. I lie?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by chic2pimp(m): 12:55am On Sep 11, 2009
dayokanu:
Tell me how many tournament since 1966 that England has done better than Germany. I can only remember Euro 2004 and we have had like 20 tournaments since then.
Look I ain't denying that on the whole Germany have always performed better than England however what is done is done. Its time to look forward. As the saying goes whatever happened in the past stays there as we have to look to the future. Next year's competition will hopefully sort out the MEN England from the BOYS Germany.

dayokanu:
When was the last time you heard Germany did not qualify for a major tournament like England did in US 1994 and Euro 2008??
Blame the coach not the players. England has never lacked quality players infact they have them in abundance. I know you find it hard to accept that @ present the Three Lions put ya Nazi team to shame.
Culture › Re: What Is Wrong With Nigerian Youths In The Uk? by chic2pimp(m): 12:38am On Sep 11, 2009
blackspade:
Why do many Nigerian youths in the UK try to be like Caribbeans?
Why do many Nigerian youths in the US act like Akatas? undecided Find an answer to that question and then simply substitute akata for caribbean.
blackspade:
They go around stabbing and more recently shooting each other over "endz" and postcodes. This is something you never hear about in the states. Nigerian organized crime yes, but predominately Nigerian streetgangs? NOPE.
Where are the predominately Nigerian street gangs u keep harping on about? undecided.

They are many black gangs  no doubt about that. There are also many african gangs no doubt about that as well but Predominately Nigerian Gangs? Come on now stop lying mate.Look, I ain't saying there aren't no nigerian gangs. But it certainly ain't a common occurrence.

Finally we all know they are nigerian street gangs in the US. They are just not as well known as the Bloods or Crips.
Culture › Re: What Is Wrong With Nigerian Youths In The Uk? by chic2pimp(m): 12:04am On Sep 11, 2009
@ Poster. Nigerian Americans are far worse than their British counterparts. A few videos here and there does not really prove anything.

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