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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by chic2pimp(m): 12:00am On Sep 11, 2009

Well then the real competition starts next year. I would love to see u eat humble pie when your Nazi team gets trashed by the THREE ROARING LIONS.

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chic2pimp(m): 11:54pm On Sep 10, 2009

E jo ta lo ni moto yii? LA 771 Big daddy wan enter cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by chic2pimp(m): 11:48pm On Sep 10, 2009

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=303740.msg4521556#msg4521556 date=1252621890]Shut up your mouth, you love-vendor.
What do you know about Sauron n Debosky?
Where were you when i was kicking Debosky's ass on FIFA 09? grin

[/quote]May amadioha strike ya mouth cool

.
According to Debosky it was him who gave you a serious trashing on FIFA 09 tongue

. U come hia dey fumble cheesy

dayokanu:
Germany 6 England 2 Women Euro cup
Germany 4 England 0 U 17
Germany 4 England 0 U21

All this year when would England be saved from the Germans !!!

Dikee okay we get it Germany spanked England's backside. Why u come dey post am for every forum na? undecided

When England f**ked up Germany in berlin last year did u see anyone do what you are currently doing?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by chic2pimp(m): 11:28pm On Sep 10, 2009

Hehehehehehe SAURON and DEBOSKY again. Youse two remind me of the couple down my road who always bicker. We should organize a civil ceremony for the two of you to make this union official.

Family › Re: Pls... by chic2pimp(m): 11:11pm On Sep 10, 2009

[quote author=oníjògbòn link=topic=321847.msg4521392#msg4521392 date=1252619953]wetin u dey shake ya head for? like say ya papa or mama no spank ya yansh well well when u dey small?

now u know she no literally mean say baba God talk say make we dey beat our children, she was only being funny.

hence, the smiling the face. . . haba! chillax o jare before ya head fall comot for ya body.[/quote]Onijogbon by name onijogbon by nature. That name really does suit you. How u fit tell say me too I no dey joke ehn? undecided

Nairaland General › Re: Moderators Plz Help: Sorry Deji2009, You've Lost Your Forum Posting Privileges. by chic2pimp(m): 11:06pm On Sep 10, 2009

FL Gators:
Poster, you have a gf and you're still looking for wifey on NL?
Oogbadun rara

Was about to say that but on second thoughts decided not to do so. This might be a different deji to the one seeking a wifey.

Family › Re: Pls... by chic2pimp(m): 10:53pm On Sep 10, 2009

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=321847.msg4521179#msg4521179 date=1252617179]I agree . . . . . . . . cool

My sis eldest son was also a naughty boy when he was young, he always got into trouble at school but if u see him now, he has changed but my sis did beat the hell out of the child cheesy

n he has changed cool

Even God said we should beat our children [/quote]*shakes his head*

Gaming › Re: FIFA Vs Pro Evolution Soccer: Which Soccer Franchise Is Better? by chic2pimp(m): 9:25pm On Sep 10, 2009

DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS. As long as there is a footy C.D on my ps3,I couldn't care less what brand of game it was to be honest with y'all.

Romance › Re: Who Said Men Aren't Bootylicious by chic2pimp(m): 8:15pm On Sep 10, 2009

F**k me. Dayyyyuuuummmmmm Bloody Hell.

Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 8:09pm On Sep 10, 2009

JeSoul:
Lol . . . oya Dayo tell us what did Britian/the British do to you now?

tkb417:
was denied a visa when he was a toddler
dude carries so much hatred in his heart he'll do anythn to rubbish England.

dont blame him, blame the consulate

Thank u jare. I don tell em' many times but dey no wam gree. Dayo's animosity towards the queen's own country is because he was denied visas time and time again.

Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by chic2pimp(m): 8:09am On Sep 10, 2009

THANK U LORD FOR LETTING ME SEE YET ANOTHER DAY.

Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by chic2pimp(m): 8:06am On Sep 10, 2009

Good to see u finally acknowledging all I had known all along.

Romance › Re: What Must I, A Non Nigerian Do To Woo A Lagos Lady. by chic2pimp(m): 8:04am On Sep 10, 2009

YEP. IT IS TRUE. cool

Forum Games › Re: War Don Start!. Will U Save D Person Above You (yes Or No) Add Ur Reasons by chic2pimp(m): 8:02am On Sep 10, 2009

THE AMAKA:
and what are you getting at here?

I CAN'T BE HARMED CUZ I AM SUPER HUMAN cool

Romance › Re: What Must I, A Non Nigerian Do To Woo A Lagos Lady. by chic2pimp(m): 8:00am On Sep 10, 2009

Equipper:
Well, I thought they said "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder?"

While u might think so,this certain tribe don't share your point of view. If beauty was truly in the eyes of the beholder then beauty contest/pageants would always end in a draw.

Forum Games › Re: War Don Start!. Will U Save D Person Above You (yes Or No) Add Ur Reasons by chic2pimp(m): 7:55am On Sep 10, 2009

THE AMAKA:
wow!

@ topic
KILL!

They don't call me DAVID for no reason u know cool

.

@ TOPIC Strangle to death tongue

Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by chic2pimp(m): 7:53am On Sep 10, 2009

C2H5OH:
no need to rub it in okay
are you calling me a pauper

lol @ you amala making fufu[/b]a girl with two left hands like you wey no sabi boil common H2O

you laff me ooooooo

Chei Roflmao How many nicknames dis girl get na? [b]AMALA, EMEKA. Whats next?

Forum Games › Re: War Don Start!. Will U Save D Person Above You (yes Or No) Add Ur Reasons by chic2pimp(m): 7:48am On Sep 10, 2009

THE AMAKA:
within two seconds i would have used you by now to protect myself and thrown you to the lions.

No problemo. I guess thats the reason they call me SAMSON cool

Romance › Re: What Must I, A Non Nigerian Do To Woo A Lagos Lady. by chic2pimp(m): 7:44am On Sep 10, 2009

Equipper:
Is it true that in a particular tribe in Nigeria the bride price (dowry) is set propotionately to the educational level of the bride? This means the more educated the bride the higher the bride price. Is this true? A good topic for another thread,

Certain tribes charge bride prices according to the lady's level of beauty. A pretty chic would cost more a fugly chic. I have not heard about educational levels though.

Nairaland General › Re: What Nairaland Female Members' Pictures Say To Me. by chic2pimp(m): 7:37am On Sep 10, 2009

Sagamite:
Let me sing a modified song the chavs in the UK sing:

Get your ~~tits~~ ikebe out

Get your ~~tits~~ ikebe out

Get your ~~tits~~ ikebe out for the lads

Get your ~~tits~~ ikebe out for the lads

[Chants] Spiky o, spiky o, spiky o!!!

I am singing along jare. We need more ~~hooligans~~ men and ~~agberos~~ ladies to sing along. Oya all of una make you join in jor.

Forum Games › Re: War Don Start!. Will U Save D Person Above You (yes Or No) Add Ur Reasons by chic2pimp(m): 7:30am On Sep 10, 2009

Well thats a tough one. Give me 2 sec.

Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by chic2pimp(m): 7:29am On Sep 10, 2009

Baxilexi:
you go home with a car. all you have to do is clear the car from the port

Look @ dis crook wey dey open him mouth yafun yafun. cheesy

Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by chic2pimp(m): 7:26am On Sep 10, 2009

FL Gators:
Angrry. Riled. Saddened. Crying.

+

Hoppimg Mukina gets betterr

Hoping ke? Is she ill? undecided

Don't mind Alhaja Mukinatu oooo. Na hunger catch am wey she tell u she sick. Ill ko,well ni. Make u wait till sallah day and go notice he difference.

Romance › Re: What Must I, A Non Nigerian Do To Woo A Lagos Lady. by chic2pimp(m): 7:18am On Sep 10, 2009

C2H5OH:
Buy her recharge cards dude.
If she keeps refusing your advances despite this, find out who her mother is.

Send her mother 10 recharge cards in an envelope. Include your picture % phone number in the envelope, and let her know that you are the man asking for her daughter's hand in marriage. Leave the rest to mama to complete the task. Thank me later.

Hehehehehe grin

Funny but true.

Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 7:17am On Sep 10, 2009

RuuDie:
Doesn't matter how old or great Murray is, important thing is he's still got years to play and as long as he remains in that top bracket of men's tennis, he will get the opportunities to win a GS!

GBAM

Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by chic2pimp(m): 6:11am On Sep 10, 2009

Join in ke? undecided

Oi boy make u carry go without me jare cool

. First 5 goes home with gifts from your sponspors. Okay then,What gift and what job do I have to do to win those gifts? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Any Babe Wey Dey Near Me Hit Me Up, No Time by chic2pimp(m): 6:05am On Sep 10, 2009

*Shakes His Head*. Nah NL u come dey find babe abi? undecided

Wonders shall never end cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by chic2pimp(m): 5:58am On Sep 10, 2009

THE AMAKA:
you people are so pathetic.

Baxilexi:
y thank you sweethart.

Crazy BOY

Romance › Re: What Are The Most Realistic Signs Of Aging In Females by chic2pimp(m): 5:56am On Sep 10, 2009

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=321380.msg4512950#msg4512950 date=1252517260]I can tell ages/nationality by looking into the eyes of anyone. . . . .It's a rare gift.[/quote]Hehehe grin

Who are you? undecided

NOSTRADAMUS

Fashion › Re: High Maintenance: Does It Get You More Dates? by chic2pimp(m): 5:54am On Sep 10, 2009

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=320828.msg4514668#msg4514668 date=1252548011] ^OF COURSE beyonce is the definition of high maintenance. duh lol
just because she doesn't wear high heels to go swimming on vacation doesn't make her laid back. and no she's not getting drunk because she has an image to protect. not all high maintenance ppl get drunk and wasted. a lot of them are classy too[/quote][quote author=oyinda. link=topic=320828.msg4514792#msg4514792 date=1252551553]high maintenance

having expensive taste and multiple costly needs frequently.
ex. The teenage girl had to have the expensive, name-brand shoes instead of the cheaper ones that were just as good.

1. Requiring much time and many products to keep their appearance at the current level.
ex I know I'm high maintenance, said the beauty queen.[/quote]GBAM. Excellent,well written and factual post. Thats why I loff you kiss

. I am ready to cook your meal. What would u like to eat? undecided

. Pounded yam,jollof rice or fried rice.

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