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Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by chic2pimp(m): 5:32am On Sep 10, 2009
Baxilexi:
okay, i'll keep her secrete. grin
Gerraway jare useless boy grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by chic2pimp(m): 5:14am On Sep 10, 2009
CrazyMan:
@chic2pimp.

How do you know that?
Thats a top secret wink cool
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigerian-Yoruba Criminal Gangs In America Busted Yet Again by chic2pimp(m): 5:12am On Sep 10, 2009
richcookie:
Irish groups (Political crooks, govt. control, have support in most law enforcement groups, smuggling, contract killers, industry hijackers, remote control of whole countries, major major dope smugglers, best currency counterfeiters
I disagree on the point that I highlighted. The JEWS have more power and therefore more say on how the country is run.
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by chic2pimp(m): 5:00am On Sep 10, 2009
Her husbands names are SJEEZY,MAGZ,FOLLYPIMP AND CRAZYMAN cool cool cool.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Whose Goal Celebration Do You Fancy Most by chic2pimp(m): 4:36am On Sep 10, 2009
Daniel Amokachi - vs Greece. Dancing after scoring the game clincher

Finidi George - vs Greece again. Runs to the corner flag,gets down on his knees and crawls a lil bit and then imitates a urinating dog. If my memory serves me right, I think  Benedict Iroha taps him on his backside to signify the end of piss grin grin grin grin grin.

Henri Camara - vs Sweden Dance after scoring the equaliser

Robbie Keane - vs Germany. Runs towards the corner flag and does his famous somersault quickly followed by the firing of an invisible arrow or a machine gun.

Jose Mourinho - vs Man united gets off the bench and runs towards the touchine whilst jumping up and down happily.

Jose Mourinho - vs Barcelona @ the camp nou. Slides on his knees in jubilation in front of Barca's bench.

Eric Cantona - vs Sunderland . His Great run and chip goal was followed by the puffed chest,arms aloft adore me pose .As if to say I am King Eric.

Marco Tardelli - vs Germany. Runs towards the camera shouting goal!!! goal!!! goal!!! with tears rolling down his face(gives me goose pimples everytime)

Fabio Grosso - vs Germany. Very similar celebration to tardelli's. Runs away shaking his head from side to side while also crying(also gives me goose pimples)

Paul Gascoigne - vs Scotland. Dentist chair's celebration.

Robbie Fowler - vs Everton. Imitating snorting cocaine. He was taunting everton's fans who suggested he was a cocaine user.Weirdo grin

Brandy Chastain - vs China . Thats the only female celebration I can actually remember grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin.

David Platt - vs Belgium . You could the emotions on his face. Relief,delight and ecstasy rolled into one.

Lilian Thuram - vs Croatia. He sank to his knees,pressed a finger to his lips and starred into the futu
Family › Re: Is Having Children Abroad Best? How Many Children Have You Had Abroad? by chic2pimp(m): 2:29am On Sep 10, 2009
posakosa:
or Urban America, undecided undecided undecided
Exactly. It depends on the area in which u reside. On the whole,nigeria is not a better place to raise kids.
Health › Re: What Is The Positive Effect Of Alchohol In Our Body? by chic2pimp(m): 12:26am On Sep 10, 2009
mohawkchic:
~I Strongly Agree!!~
Of course u would agree. Bloody alcoholic grin grin grin
Family › Re: Is It Right For Your Wife To Go Through Your Phone Records? by chic2pimp(m): 11:32pm On Sep 09, 2009
CrazyMan:
I think that your friend and his wife need to re-evaluate their marriage; she doesn’t trust him enough; if she does, she would never confront him anytime his pone rings or ask him stupid question about his call records.
Thank u jare. Obviously,She has issues. She is just being paranoid and probably lacks self esteem.
Family › Re: Is Having Children Abroad Best? How Many Children Have You Had Abroad? by chic2pimp(m): 10:02pm On Sep 09, 2009
posakosa:
Have you ever heard stories of father= professor, mother=professor, , child= a useless Arrow.  undecided
Hell yea. Bring up your kids in the right way and when they grow up there is a less likely chance of them desisting from it.
posakosa:
It takes prayer and a lot of direction. Even when the parents are the perfect role models, Children do not always turn out soo well.
U've got a point here. However this is less likely to happen when compared to those kids whose parents were not perfect role models.
posakosa:
Location matters IMO. But prayer, direction, and understanding also help.
Of course location matters. A child brought up in surbabian america is more likely to have been better trained @ home  than a kid brought up in ajegunle.
Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 9:42pm On Sep 09, 2009
viewlekan:
Dayokanu,I have noticed that you obviously have issues with the UK.You have absolutely nothing good to say about them in all respects,it would be better if you explained to nairalanders what the root of the animosity is.
He applied for visa but unfortunately he got turned down. grin grin grin
viewlekan:
For someone who has a knack for critisising the Uk all the time, what about your country? If you watched the last world athletics championship in Berlin and last sundays world cup qualifier ,you honestly should quit talking about the Uk and concentrate your efforts on Nigeria( considering these are the two sports we traditionally perform well)
He ain't nigerian though. He is a nazi,hitler's surrogate son to be precise. cool cool cool
Travel › Re: Nigerians Are A Danger To White Women In Europe by chic2pimp(m): 9:39pm On Sep 09, 2009
This poster is a f**king Arrow. He obviously loves the attention heshe is getting. Bloody hermaphrodite.
Culture › Re: Igbos Speak Better English Than Yorubas. by chic2pimp(m): 9:24pm On Sep 09, 2009
IYA NGBALI:
ladysex you wey sabi english oyinbo dey pay you money abi dem take am give you visa abeg make we hear word english no be money pepper for naija na money dey talk tongue tongue tongue tongue
Don't mind the tool jare. [quote author=.ladysex link=topic=81254.msg4508490#msg4508490 date=1252481507]Awo ebi e lo n ba so ro. Were omo.


@poster you see what i was telling you before. chic2pimp can not make a complet correct sentence in english yet you claim to live in uk. All this cleaners and warehouse pickers in uk .[/quote]Hey missy get off my case.
I see u derive some sought of sexual pleasure replying to my posts.Well then keep replying cuz i'll hate to deprive u of your regular dose of sexual grafitication.
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chic2pimp(m): 7:13pm On Sep 09, 2009
FL Gators:
@2chimp
bawo ni mo se bu e? huh
Mo ko n sere ni ooo tongue cheesy
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chic2pimp(m): 6:44pm On Sep 09, 2009
FL Gators:
Faakay, see chimp2chimp ran e simi leni ni?

Kilo de na? Jami si le o sad
E ru o ba e sha. E mi lo n bu abi? undecided*shakes his head*
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by chic2pimp(m): 6:36pm On Sep 09, 2009
mukina2:
dem send you? cheesy tell dem u nor meet me abeg cheesy
Alhaja u can't run away from the truth. Your services are needed in the mosque
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Any Wife In Niraland. by chic2pimp(m): 6:26pm On Sep 09, 2009
izeek:
i wil like to inform you all that my client (mr lexi mofe ran obirin), will not make any comment as regards this issue.
any further enquiries should be forwarded to my chambers ( oshodi isale) and i will respond to them.
at a chosen time, my client ( mr lexi mo shi feran obirin ku) will make a public statement concerning this public slur and to his personality,
which could also in bring negative publicity to his fast growing bussiness empire ( love-vendor omo plc).

we also ask that babycool ( the aggrieved abi nah bereaved) tender a public apology for defamation of character( thanks to theseeker i learn big english), and a further promise to let all private matters (sexual intentions) be handled privately.
Omo u be craze man ooo grin grin grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 6:14pm On Sep 09, 2009
RuuDie:
Sure thing. . . . but big booty don't win tennis matches - & i certainly will dream about Kim whooping that behind cuz it can happen!
Okay then. . . . . . . Put your money where you mouth is.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by chic2pimp(m): 6:11pm On Sep 09, 2009
mukina2:
who send you message? huh grin
Alhaja Alhaja Alhaja,Its 6'0clock. You know what that signifies right? undecided
Cuz I can hia the Imam screaming Allah al alkbar.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by chic2pimp(m): 6:00pm On Sep 09, 2009
RuuDie:
muki darling. . . . hunger neva kpai u grin grin grin
hehe grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 5:57pm On Sep 09, 2009
jay bee:
he his an animal out their. thinks he can overpower everyone with his sheer strength.
He doesn't think,he knows he can.
Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 5:48pm On Sep 09, 2009
RuuDie:
hope kim's fairy-tale story continues by knocking Serena out. . . . any other winner but Serene!
Dream on mate. Serena's behind alone is enough to send her trembling with fear.
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chic2pimp(m): 4:10pm On Sep 09, 2009
FL Gators:
LOL, I swear, I read your post more than 5 times and tried to understand your yoruba, still couldnt.
Really? undecided
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Got Pregnant For Her Ex-Boyfriend by chic2pimp(m): 8:06am On Sep 09, 2009
[quote author=.ladysex link=topic=69065.msg4508338#msg4508338 date=1252477558]Please! please! please! dont cum hereooo, cuz i know your sperm is infected.
i don't trust that sound coming from your mouth.[/quote]Ko ni da fu n e. Oloshi. Wa le le le o ni ba. Oniranu
Culture › Re: Igbos Speak Better English Than Yorubas. by chic2pimp(m): 8:04am On Sep 09, 2009
[quote author=.ladysex link=topic=81254.msg4508350#msg4508350 date=1252477738]Please! please! please! dont cum hereooo, cuz i know your sperm is infected.
i don't trust that sound coming from your mouth.[/quote]Awo ebi e lo n ba so ro. Were omo.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Family by chic2pimp(m): 7:47am On Sep 09, 2009
Hehehehehehe f**king genius grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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