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FamilyRe: His Wife & Children Mistreated Him. He Secretly Sold His House & Left Them by chicfarmer: 11:41am On May 07
Pootle:
is that the man on blue or white?

it should be the man on blue because he refuse to drop his phone, e no wan hear say the phone loss them enter him account. he leave the phone for him chest pocket grin

he also take star ragler so him no go high come lose guard. very sharp man
grin grin
You be OG grin
FamilyRe: What Was The Biggest Unwritten Food Rule In Your House Growing Up? by chicfarmer: 9:13pm On May 06
folake4u:
Lol this was my house too.

My mum bought us plates, spoons and cup according to our favourite colours. My plates, spoon and cup was blue, you CANNOT use another kid's plate for yourself.
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs PSG: UCL ( - 1) On 6th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 8:14pm On May 06
tunapawizzy:
PSG should kfinish Arsenal in the final is the only thing I am asking for. Overwhelm them
Dem never finish the one dem dey, you dey call people when don qualify. Make Dem manage qualify fess undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (1 - 0) On 5th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 9:59pm On May 05
Gunnnnneeeeereerrrrrrsssssssssss!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (1 - 0) On 5th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 9:04pm On May 05
Doyou2019:
They will come out in the second half.
This is where we will see MLS, Saka and Trossard run that yeye defence ragged from midfield to attack.
You're right. Time to sit back and wait for them. They have no choice now but to come out and attack. Then we hit them on the counter. Hard. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (1 - 0) On 5th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 8:10pm On May 05
geoworldedu:
Atletico to win can make me have mouth again after Mancity disgraced me yesterday and gave Wordson words to speak against me.

Today is another day of banter. Arsenal must fall!!!! Turn up Lulu. Turn up Alvarez. Turn up all ye hosts of Tico grin cheesy
Smack down wey you receive yesterday never do you abi? angry cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Manchester City (3 - 3) On 4th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 8:21am On May 05
geoworldedu:
Me wey I don congratulate Arsenal and moved on tey tey grin grin
Yinmu sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Manchester City (3 - 3) On 4th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 10:53pm On May 04
Wordson:
This guy, I sure say u go hang urself like Judas Iscariot after Arsenal lift this trophy with all ur mouth and self inflicting assault.. Na u go do yasef las las
I dey sorry for the guy. Somebody should check up on him o grin grin
PoliticsRe: After $2.39 Billion Flop, NNPCL Signs Fresh Contract For Refineries by chicfarmer: 10:39pm On May 04
grin grin I just dey 😂 laugh. Election don reach again, time to loot.

Watch out, in the next few weeks una go hear say Dem wan do turnaround maintenance for ajaokuta. This I have seen.. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Manchester City (3 - 3) On 4th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 10:11pm On May 04
geoworldedu:
Everton is blues in disguise. What am I saying sef? They are actually BLUE in everything and I'm sure they will disappoint, so skyBLUE city can take their cup. Arsenal must go TROPHYLESS. Everything is falling in place, especially as Westham was downed to 18th place by Tottenham just yesterday. This will make Westham play with their whole life on their home soil against Arsenal in a derby match on weekend. I won't be disappointed. grin
Read wetin I write ✍️ for you for up. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Manchester City (3 - 3) On 4th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 10:09pm On May 04
@ geoworldedu, the thing no give you mouth again. You have suddenly gone fully dumb grin

Sorry oh, Chelsea fans. Make una no cry too much, another smack down dey come for una on Saturday from Liverpool. grin

I know say e come be una like say make the league end already but e never reach. When una reach 15th position then the league go end grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Manchester City (3 - 3) On 4th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 7:58pm On May 04
Lukuluku69:
Common Everton.

Do this for Arteta...
Yes o Everton, you know we're partners in progress grin grin
CrimeRe: Tanzanian Thief Trapped By A Snake After Stealing Bananas From Farm by chicfarmer: 5:17pm On May 04
Saturnalia:
Is this a skit or what? There was no way the snake could have gotten itself wrapped & entangled with both of his legs at the same time.

He could have easily wriggled his leg out, the minute he feels something crawling around his feet.
If na naija thief, na to use that bunch of banana beat craze comot for the snake head and use am prepare the plantain pepper soup grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Nottingham Forest (1 - 3) On 4th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 5:13pm On May 04
ZombieDredd:
Big clubs are in top 4
So you want to tell Chelsea fans say Dem no be big club? grin. Haba comrade grin grin please reduce ya volume grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Nottingham Forest (1 - 3) On 4th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 4:40pm On May 04
DaGC:
You do realize that even on weekends, they do play some matches as early as 12:30pm, right? Abi na night be that🙄. Besides it's a public holiday, that's why the next match is by 6pm too.
embarassed lipsrsealed

I have nothing to say (in Miutinho's voice) grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Nottingham Forest (1 - 3) On 4th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 4:38pm On May 04
chicfarmer:
Hot 🥵🔥 afternoon match no dey good for big clubs. Chelsea.. undecided
I no tell una? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Nottingham Forest (1 - 3) On 4th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 2:04pm On May 04
ogelekpomgam:
Not really,weather is fair for now.
Lets see how our darling Chelsea copes sha. cheesy
No be matter of weather. Big clubs record no good for early kick off and awkward days (Friday/Monday)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Nottingham Forest (1 - 3) On 4th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 1:46pm On May 04
Hot 🥵🔥 afternoon match no dey good for big clubs. Chelsea.. undecided
FamilyRe: What Was The Biggest Unwritten Food Rule In Your House Growing Up? by chicfarmer: 8:19pm On May 02
Us kids had our favorite plates grin grin
I can still remember mine. If you dish my food with another plate, you don find my wahala be that grin
PoliticsRe: ‎‘I Will Expose Your Deceitful Lifestyle’: Deputy Speaker’s Wife Blasts Her Husb by chicfarmer: 4:46pm On May 02
You've not said anything, madam. If you wan talk make you talk. Which one be fullness of time? angry angry

You know all these things and you no talk until he became DS. Now you're saying until fullness of time. Maybe when the man becomes president you will now tell us all the secrets undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Fulham At (3 - 0) On 2nd May 2026 by chicfarmer: 4:40pm On May 02
geoworldedu:
Fulham, Westham and Crystal Palace are all the derby matches I'm counting on to remove Arsenal's front teeth. grin
angry You don come arsenal thread with bad belle again abi? No worry una go collect smack down today grin
FashionRe: Nigerian Soldier Shows Off His Off-duty Look by chicfarmer: 3:01pm On May 02
Sha no let dem send you go fight boko undecided lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Ipswich Town Gain Promotion To EPL by chicfarmer: 2:59pm On May 02
nairavsdollars:
Is Leicester City also gaining promotion?
They got relegated again. Sanctioned points deduction did not help matters either.
PoliticsRe: Ibadan Convention: Uncompromised PDP faction reacts to Supreme Court Judgement by chicfarmer: 7:52pm On Apr 30
AMINDA:
Both the Amala convention and the Arabian Tea convention were nullified. The suspension of Anyanwu and his co-travellers were also upheld. This now clears the path for the BOT headed by Adolphus Wabara and Babangida Aliyu to salvage the party. These are all Makinde's men.
Gbam!! Exactly. People just dey talk wetin them no understand. Wike don lose out but I know he'll still continue his nonsense because he just wants to be a continuous nuisance to the PDP.

Na him nuisance value tinubu need an for sef.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Supreme Court Hands Over PDP Back To Seyi Makinde Group by chicfarmer: 4:41pm On Apr 30
Truths9ja:
so who will submit lists of candidates here
Your question has already been answered. Any Adolphus Nwabara led BOT caretaker community set up now will be the authentic leadership of the party.
PoliticsRe: PDP: Supreme Court Upholds Nullification Of Ibadan Convention by chicfarmer: 2:53pm On Apr 30
monkautos:
How is this already in front page without a proper source. Nairaland is more dangerous than APC
Fergie001 post something on politics, you dey ask for source? grin

Check back in a bit and you'll find all the source you'll ever need grin

No doubt am.

Na ADC own we dey wait now. Make SC no fall Nigerians hand o embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Arsenal: UCL (1 - 1) On 29th April 2026 by chicfarmer: 11:24pm On Apr 29
uunwanaobong3:
It's not about Atletico struggle, it is about what Atletico has taken out of Arsenal tonight. It is about the war, the battle, the intensity, the energy, the tiredness..... Atletico na bad team, they have nothing to lose.
Arsenal will not recover quickly from today's match to play Fulham on Saturday.
Leave us to worry about that. This is the kind of headache the big boys want. I'm sure your club cannot afford the luxury of this kind of 'headache' because una don crash out since. grin grin

Make una concentrate on trying to qualify for next season ucl, if at all una go qualify sef grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Make First Move To Sign Victor Osimhen After Istanbul Talks by chicfarmer: 11:51am On Apr 29
geoworldedu:
Even without the picture sef cardiac arrest don grab me for here. Abeg o, it will not happen grin
grin cheesy calm down.. to sign Osimhen no be here o. The guy already earns over $20m. Any team wey go sign am go need imf loan o grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mourinho Is Real Madrid President Perez's 1st Choice Manager For Next Season by chicfarmer: 6:47am On Apr 29
Asweg:
I disagree. From what I read online Mbappe is cool with it . Few days ago he liked a comment about mou coming to Madrid and the coach said he is not bothered about the news.
No be now the problem go start. Make e come fess grin No be Mourinho again? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mourinho Is Real Madrid President Perez's 1st Choice Manager For Next Season by chicfarmer: 10:14pm On Apr 28
Let me state it here. If Mourinho goes to Madrid, he and Mbappe go get issues grin

Both of them get scur-scur for head grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th April 2026 by chicfarmer: 10:06pm On Apr 28
Adakintroy:
Tomorrow na 0-0

Make una remember.


No be we go play this kind mumu open football for this stage to entertain una. If you want entertain totorri yourself.
grin grin

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