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Politics › Re: Umahi To Inspect Troubled Benin–Agbor Road Today As Gridlock Worsens by chicfarmer: 3:10pm On Aug 25
HacheNoire:
A proactive move by Honorable David Umahi

The root cause of the grid lock needs to be determined and addressed to avert future occurrence and same time ensure the project is delivered ahead of schedule and on budget.

Umahi has always proven to be closer to the grassroots and he just reaffirmed it again.
Which root cause you wan determine again? The road no good. I don't even know what Umahi is going there to do. Road when no good no be to repair am?
Politics › Re: Samuel Shekwolo: ‘Leave If You Won’t Support APC’ – FCT Chairman To Residents by chicfarmer: 12:07pm On Aug 25
Abeg make una check wether this man na okpebholo brother. They exhibit similar traits. angry
Politics › Re: Tinubu Has Outperformed Any Democratically Elected President In His First Term – by chicfarmer: 12:03pm On Aug 25
Felix, abeg give me small of what you've been smoking 🚬 grin grin
Politics › Re: Man Sprays ₦200 Notes From Moving Car, Viral Video Sparks Outrage (photos/ by chicfarmer: 11:59am On Aug 25
The man get mental problem. Who this thing help now? Mtcheww... angry
Technology Market › Re: Why Are Major Corporate Offices And Estates Still Using Paper Logbooks In 2026? by chicfarmer: 6:19pm On Aug 24
Great idea. If well priced, you'll get plenty sign up's.
Crime › Re: He Escaped Nekede, But His Past Found Him At IMSU. by chicfarmer: 12:27pm On Aug 24
Nekede to imsu keh? grin
The guy no smart. Even lecturers from Nekede dey frequent imsu and vice versa, not to talk of students. Mtcheww... grin
He was never going to escape it at all.
Politics › Re: 2027: Row Over NRS Boss Adedeji’s Inclusion In Tinubu Campaign by chicfarmer: 11:00pm On Aug 23
MEGAWATCH:
Na so e shake for Osun and some people later cried and refused to accept election results.


Glitches don expire O!

This time Lagos beating go loud like bomb.



🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They are hoping on the 'agreement' grin grin
Wetin go happen to them next year go loud grin
Politics › Re: My Job Is To Give Atiku, Obi High Blood Pressure, Make Them Feel Unwell - Wike by chicfarmer: 6:39pm On Aug 22
The fool does not realize that he is the opposition grin grin

Which party you dey again, mr confused wike? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 22nd August 2026 by chicfarmer: 1:47pm On Aug 22
nnachukz:
Wetin una dey call that guy? Is it Dorku or doggy? That guy is just useless and wasteful. Sub him out immediately.
Na only him dey even try at all even though he misses chances a lot. Other players are completely lost. huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 22nd August 2026 by chicfarmer: 1:33pm On Aug 22
Jeshurun101:
I no really blame Carrick. Na the owner wey no wan buy better player. I know sey Manunited go get big problems as dey no wan dish out money buy better players. The likes of Chelsea and Tottenham wey no play European football dey buy better player, Manunited dey buy faworaja players. It is ok oo.
You're very correct. Epl don pass when Dem dey manage players. Right now in epl if you must win league, the you MUST SPEND real money.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 22nd August 2026 by chicfarmer: 1:30pm On Aug 22
MrBadNews:
I don't think 0 - 4 is still possible,
I think 1 - 4 is possible.
Exqwuise me?... grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 22nd August 2026 by chicfarmer: 12:55pm On Aug 22
chicfarmer:
Man U? Na wah undecided
Make I sha no talk wetin dey my mind before Dem go say I no get respect. undecided grin grin
I no talk am? undecided
Anyway, make we jus dey watch sha lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 22nd August 2026 by chicfarmer: 12:41pm On Aug 22
Man U? Na wah undecided
Make I sha no talk wetin dey my mind before Dem go say I no get respect. undecided grin grin
Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Proposes An Alternative To Petrol Subsidy by chicfarmer: 12:24pm On Aug 22
I disagree with Bruce. The governors are the biggest thieves and won't implement jack. This is my own proposal:
1. Determine how many barrels of oil we consume locally.

2. Sell them to dangote refinery at 50% discount on the international oil price.

3. Dangote sells/distributes the refined products from those barrels sold to him for local consumption back to us at 50% of their prices on the international market

4. Police the borders and kill smuggling. (Don't tell me our borders cannot be secured) angry

Why this model will work.

1. The government won't need to pay physical cash to any nonsense importer or to dangote for that matter.

2. Petrol prices will be 50% cheaper.

3. The benefits will go round everybody.
4. Inflation and prices will drop like magic.

Finito.
Ps: some go claim say this proposal go affect government revenue undecided
We dey see the revenue before? sad
Besides government revenue is for the people, init? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Coventry (3 - 0) On 21st August 2026 by chicfarmer: 10:34pm On Aug 21
fergie001:
Very useless Coventry
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Coventry (3 - 0) On 21st August 2026 by chicfarmer: 7:49pm On Aug 21
fergie001:
As a Coventry boyhood fan, a draw will be fine for me.
grin grin oga Fergie when you be Coventry fan?
Family › Re: Marriage Wahala by chicfarmer: 7:48pm On Aug 21
Very simple stuff: price am.
Tell Dem how much you can afford to monitize everything. For instance, if na 2m you get, tell Dem say you wan pay 2m for everything. If they refuse, express your regrets to the young lady and move on. Shikenan. There are places you can marry with less than 1m.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Orders Arrest Of Prince George Buchi Nwabueze Over Fake Agency by chicfarmer: 7:38pm On Aug 21
True true Apc don taya person. Only God know how many fake agencies will be discovered once Apc is booted out of office. lipsrsealed embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Coventry (3 - 0) On 21st August 2026 by chicfarmer: 7:05pm On Aug 21
Make Dem manage 5:0 for a start.
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Video Of KC Luxury At Lagos Club After A ‘Successful Deal' by chicfarmer: 6:39pm On Aug 21
At this point he's feeling on top of the world, like: 'nobody can touch me.' But hand don touch am grin grin
Politics › Re: Mascots Kick Off Campaign For Tinubu In Abuja by chicfarmer: 9:08am On Aug 21
E don reach to campaign with ojuju? undecided grin
Tinubu why na? undecided
Politics › Re: Governor Adeleke Visits Wike, Presents His Certificate Of Return To FCT Minister by chicfarmer: 9:06am On Aug 21
EponObi:
Who hold your local government fund before?

Let's even assume you make sense for the sake of argument, shey na once una go collect the entire LG fund for the entirety of Adeleke's term?
If una don thief am as usual make una tell us angry
Politics › Re: Governor Adeleke Visits Wike, Presents His Certificate Of Return To FCT Minister by chicfarmer: 7:43am On Aug 21
EponObi:
Lol... People keep failing to understand politics.

No be the same Wike they were abusing days ago for saying Tinubu allowed free and fair election that if they wanted to win Osun, they would done so. He even said he would have been involved in the election himself.

Now tell me the reason, just one, Adeleke visited Wike to present his certificate after visiting Tinubu in Aso Villa? Just one reason please. Why is he presenting his certificate to Wike of all people? Wike no even dey APC. Na PDP him dey. Na Accord Adeleke dey. He even visited with Davido who tweeted "APC is evil" and many stuff. 😂


Why did Davido fold, remove his cap, then prostrate when he boosted to the same Wike that he defeated "them", and Wike challenged him with "you defeated us abi?" Did you notice Davido's body language? He was like "na play I dey play ooo" Did you see how he hugged Wike who was seating on the chair? Notice the confidence Wike used to reply "you defeated us abi?" Also note how Adeleke's entourage quickly stood up, bowed, when Wike said so. 😂😂😂😂

See, politics is not about emotions. If you open your eyes, you don't need to be in inner circles to understand some things. You just need to add one to two.

No be same Davido that was shouting Trump up and down? 😂😂😂

Did you remember that Adeleke outburst at Tinubu during the campaign? When he shouted "shebi ati endorse yin, kile tun fe ka se?" meaning "Haven't we endorsed you? What else do you want?" When he thought Tinubu instructed EFCC to block Osun State Bank accounts?


I will just leave it at that. With time, more will be revealed. 🤣🤣🤣

Also remember Keyamo tweeted "Agreement is agreement" in quote. 😂 Abeg, who popularized that phrase in Nigeria? 😂😂 You go learn last last.

Politics!!! 😂 Na Makinde go upset and shock people the most. This one with the Adelekes is just a prelude. 😂 You are dreaming if still think Tinubu is not going to win Osun with a landslide.
Oga rest. This your explanation don pass 2 full exercise books undecided
You go explain taya, no evidence.
Una no wan win na im una poll over 400k votes by hook and crook? No worry, just release our LG money fess. Lessons must be taught and learnt grin grin
Business › Re: Geregu Bond: Yari Pays Outstanding Obligation, Seeks Reimbursement From Otedola by chicfarmer: 7:33am On Aug 21
I'm using one eye 👁️ to look otedola grin
No wonder Tony Elumelu no gree am enter him company.

As for Yari, didn't you do your due diligence before buying Geregu? Nothing you fit do otedola for this one o. Una go fight taya.
Besides, where you from get all this money wey you dey spend undecided

Zamfara people shaking their heads right now lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Tinubu Breaks 46-year Jinx As Ajaokuta Steel Finally Comes Alive by chicfarmer: 8:58pm On Aug 20
Any time election is getting close and Dem wan thief money for vote buying, dem go tell us say Dem wan do turn around maintenance for ajaokuta and our refineries. grin

Now Dem know say road don block for refinery own, na to now use ajaokuta siphon the money 🤑

Watch out for the next news now they will say how many billions will be required to get the plant back on line grin grin

Nigerian politicians think say we be olodo, but na Dem be big fools angry sad
Crime › Re: Nothing Lasts Forever, It's Like The Era Of Yahoo Is Folding Up Gradually by chicfarmer: 4:54pm On Aug 20
Una neva know oyibo well grin
They will continue to plug all the loopholes yahoo boys use until Yahoo die patapata grin grin
Politics › Re: Vitriol Against TVC Director Of News, Babajide Kolade Otitoju --Fidelis Duker by chicfarmer: 12:33pm On Aug 20
emkz:
Did you bother to watch the interview or you only watched cut and paste by Rufai Oseni? Are you aware that Rufai Oseni studied animal husbandry with a specialisation on sementology, that is, extracting semen from pigs for artificial insemination?

Have you allowed Rufai Oseni extract your sense and inseminate you with nonsense?

I agree. Babajide Kolade Otitoju has ruined his reputation by his refusal to support Peter Obi and the unthinking mob who cannot even do basic critical thinking.

Before Rufai Oseni came to the scene, the journalism profession was noble. It was about issues and analysis. As soon as Rufai came, he started self-focused journalism and attempted to position himself as an opinion moulder. It failed in 2023 because Otitoju countered him and the entire Arise News propaganda with facts.

That is why Rufai Oseni detests Otitoju.

The best gift anyone can give himself is to be detested by Obidients and an unruly class.
How many bankers studied Banking and Finance? undecided
Una go dey talk sometimes like people from stone age.
Politics › Re: “I Am Not Afraid Of Anyone” — Cardinal Onaiyekan (Video) by chicfarmer: 12:11pm On Aug 20
seunmsg:
No one is also afraid of you. You went on air to spew very biased and irresponsible lies and you were called out for your partisan views. That you are a cardinal does not mean you are above reproach. Even the Pope was attacked by the US president when he went too far in dabbling into political matters. So, who are you that anyone should be afraid of? Pull of your cassock and support your church member, Peter Obi with your full chest and stop blabbing all over the place.
Yinmu tongue
For this one mind now e don drop better talk grin grin
Politics › Re: The Way Governor Adeleke Cuddles His Certificates Of Return (2022 Vs 2026 Photos by chicfarmer: 11:55am On Aug 20
LagosOrigin:
You want make yarimo oyetola snatch am from him hand ?

It's a hard fought victory, he gats protect his win with his body and soul.
grin
And Fadahunsi too dey look am bad eye 👁️ grin grin
Politics › Re: Northern Youths Warn And Threaten Electorates Against Selling Their Votes by chicfarmer: 11:51am On Aug 20
Gehn ghen... Yarimo, burob, helinues etc abeg make una come o tongue tongue

2027 is going out of control o and tomorrow is 21st in America grin grin
Politics › Re: APC, We Don’t Need Money, Fix Our Roads For Us.”- Edo Residents by chicfarmer: 11:48am On Aug 20
What people don't realize is that the Benin-Agbor-Asaba road has been concessioned to a very incompetent company. The suffering go long except something drastic can be done.
Politics › Re: APC, We Don’t Need Money, Fix Our Roads For Us.”- Edo Residents by chicfarmer: 11:45am On Aug 20
udeh3:
Sapele/Benin Bye-Pass is another nightmare... The last time I visited, I was like, are you sure the hell fire we're all talking about isn't this place?

This is exactly what we talked about when the Lagos/Calabar Coaster High way was awarded in multiple trillions leaving the quick wins that will relieve Nigerians of deep road travelling Pains
Omo if you reach there now, you go just turn back. If what you're going for is not a life and death issue, don't bother to follow that route o.

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