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oluwasegun007:
You're on pOint....you said it all

thanks o, glad you share the same view

ugoezeik:
lol I swear guy u na bastard hahaha

lol , na true na haha

sunnyprof:
Gbamm!! See the philosophy of the 'Ages'. Ladies should define their best line average from here hahah!!!

abi o. tnx

To a Dog, you. are a Master
to a cat you are just a staff.

too much sugar = Diabetes

Felicia @age 18: what kind of a man would you like to marry??

Answer: I will like to marry, an handsome, tall. fair rich man, who cares about my feelings.

Felicia @age 22: what kind of a man would you marry.

Answe: A tall, good looking and moderately rich man.

Felicia @ 30 what kind of a man would you marry?

Answer: ehn, not so tall, not so handsome and just a middle class.

Felicia @ 42 what kind of a man would you marry

Answer: Abeg. leave me!!! Man na Man

Dem think say we go beg them ni. How long does it take to return money that is not yours.

kk

MrBigPrick:
Let them free the man jorr. Afterall he was the REAL secret reason we cured Ebola which is why dem attack him for spoiling their market.

Secondly most of the dead body are not Nigerians but freaking xenophobic Southafricans..

you must be stupid, just read your comments and tell me if it makes any sense.

Well he just has to go. I wonder why he should be summoned, he ought to have gone on his own free will if he knows he's right. Nah, let no one say he's busy, what is more important than the lives of the victims.

She sent to me and I have already told her I no dey go, I have an appointment with Dangote on Business transactions and the way forward

I no concern me, walahi. d only court I know, na to cut suya.

*goes back to selling suya

I hate am for politics

Welcome to Nigeria where a pastor that preaches about money and prosperity is popular than the one that preaches about salvation

where bathroom is turned into a photo studio

where Ebola was fought and conquered

where PHCN office uses generator
where the words be careful, is an insult

where someone who cannotspeak English but can say Chai,Chai deris God is given honorary Doctorate degrees...

where people say up Nepa, More than they say Praise the Lord

where getting an IPhone is, better than achieving a degree

where Nepa dey run promos like, Pay your Nepa bill and yyou stand a chance of winning a Generator set.

where drivers will press the horn so the traffic light will change to green

add urs

Me, I just acquired a new bicycle. no one knows. cos am not a celebrity

The amount of lies circulating the internet would even make Devil shocked

so, buhari on his own doesn't have 27m, until he loans from bank.

then God forbid , he becomes president he will only need to launder some money and pay back his debt

copy cat, you copied my post from joke section. u even made d same mistake I made by incorrectly spelling shaibu. hahahha

A trend has just started in Nigeria football....Sack Keshi... Appoint Amodu shaibu...Sack Amodu Shaibu.... Appoint Samson Siasia....Sack Siasia... Appoint Keshi... Sack Keshi Amodu.....

Why does NFF keep on appointing coaches they once sacked themselves?Amodu Shaibu has been appointed close to four times now... Na wa ooo

A trend has just started in Nigeria football....Sack Keshi... Appoint Amodu shuaibu...Sack Amodu Shuaibu....

Appoint Samson Siasia....Sack Siasia... Appoint Keshi... Sack Keshi Amodu.....

Why does NFF keep on appointing coaches they once sacked themselves?

Amodu Shuaibu has been appointed close to four times now... Na wa ooo

too bad

I hope we don't relent on this victory, we should keep on playing with hunger and passion as we did in this match.

we should remain focused, beating Sudan doesny mean we can easily beat other teams, hopefully we will qualify.

SeverusSnape:
Please tell the op, you've said it all.

abi o

The way this match is going am afraid o. but I think we will win sha, out final ball is letting us down

Imagine saying a university is the best in Nigeria based on its infrastructures.
The truth is whether its a sky scraper filled school or a bungalow, if the level of educational prowess isnt effective, it should not be classified as the best.

peace.

Nigerian Tribune reports that men of the Nigeria Army reportedly shoot themselves on the leg to avoid being deployed to the battle field to fight the Boko Haram insurgency, see the report below......As the battle to rout out Boko Haram terrorists from communities seized in Adamawa State continues, military source have disclosed that some soldiers and officers are inventing pranks to avoid deployment to the battlefield.

At the weekend, seven soldiers allegedly opened fire on different parts of their bodies and later claimed that Boko Haram terrorists shot them, but when medical examination was carried out on them, it was discovered that the shots were self-inflicted.

The army high command has also discovered that information about its strategies and operational road map in the North East were being passed on to Boko Haram terrorists by orderlies and close aides of commanders on the field.

It was gathered that some of the perpetrators of the crime had been arrested, while a board of inquiry hadbeen set up to carry out further investigation, after which a court martial to try them would be set up.

The source revealed that many of the soldiers had devised means, so as not tobe set for battlefield, while others faked strange ailments.

It was reliably gathered that the alleged attack on seven soldiers at the weekend were carefully masterminded by the troops, so as to look as if the Boko Haram, terrorists actually attacked them.The source disclosed that when the soldiers were brought to the hospital in Adamawa, the injuries were fresh, while the bullets just pierced through the flesh to the other side, with no bone affected

Pastors can now afford private jets, and latest cars.

Everybody just dey lie lie.
Lie-nus MBA.

I won't be surprised the next administration doesn't give a damn about the.railway project.

na so them go dey budget, dey chook hand for wetin dem no fit finish.

This Dangote dey try o, chai. 12billion dollars, him gateman go be rich guy.

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