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vinohh:
OMG I lUV this

Thanks lol

Ok o. Since no one is broadcasting news for the animal kingdom, i've taken upon myself to do it. At least to avoid being partial.

ANIMAL KINGDOM NEWS FOR TODAY
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-WE WERE SHORT OF BLOOD LAST YEAR, WE NEED TO ATTACK HUMAN BEINGS MORE THIS YEAR SAYS- GENERAL MOSQUITO

- THE ANIMAL CURRENCY ''NIMA'' HAS SEEN A 10 PERCENT INCREASE IN THE EXCHANGE MARKET.

- MONKEYS IN GHANA MIGRATE TO MALI DUE TO BANANA STRIKE.

- 4 GOATS KILL THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF A YAM.

- THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS CERTIFIED SOAPS AS EATABLE FOOD FOR RATS.

- WE DON'T HAVE EBOLA LET US FLY, BATS IN TOKYO PROTEST AT THE AIRPORT AS THEIR FLIGHTS ARE CANCELLED DUE TO EBOLA SCARE.

- HIS EXCELLENCY IGWE MMUNAFASA LION CONTINUES HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IN SOUTH AFRICA AS ELECTION DRAWS NEAR. DR.TORTOISE HIS FIERCE RIVAL IS ALREADY IN INDIA FOR HIS CAMPAIGN.

- A BIRD CRASH HAS BEEN REPORTED IN KENYA, SOURCES SAY THE BIRD LOST CONTROL WHILE LANDING, I'LL UPDATE YOU AS SOON AS I GET ANY LATEST DEVELOPMENT.
STAY TUNED..........

Ok o. Since no one is broadcasting news for the animal kingdom, i've taken upon myself to do it. At least to avoid being partial.

ANIMAL KINGDOM NEWS FOR TODAY
- -
-WE WERE SHORT OF BLOOD LAST YEAR, WE NEED TO ATTACK HUMAN BEINGS MORE THIS YEAR SAYS- GENERAL MOSQUITO

- THE ANIMAL CURRENCY ''NIMA'' HAS SEEN A 10 PERCENT INCREASE IN THE EXCHANGE MARKET.

- MONKEYS IN GHANA MIGRATE TO MALI DUE TO BANANA STRIKE.

- 4 GOATS KILL THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF A YAM.

- THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS CERTIFIED SOAPS AS EATABLE FOOD FOR RATS.

- WE DON'T HAVE EBOLA LET US FLY, BATS IN TOKYO PROTEST AT THE AIRPORT AS THEIR FLIGHTS ARE CANCELLED DUE TO EBOLA SCARE.

- HIS EXCELLENCY IGWE MMUNAFASA LION CONTINUES HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IN SOUTH AFRICA AS ELECTION DRAWS NEAR. DR.TORTOISE HIS FIERCE RIVAL IS ALREADY IN INDIA FOR HIS CAMPAIGN.

- A BIRD CRASH HAS BEEN REPORTED IN KENYA, SOURCES SAY THE BIRD LOST CONTROL WHILE LANDING, I'LL UPDATE YOU AS SOON AS I GET ANY LATEST DEVELOPMENT.
STAY TUNED..........

Ok o. Since no one is broadcasting news for the animal kingdom, i've taken upon myself to do it. At least to avoid being partial.

ANIMAL KINGDOM NEWS FOR TODAY
- -
-WE WERE SHORT OF BLOOD LAST YEAR, WE NEED TO ATTACK HUMAN BEINGS MORE THIS YEAR SAYS- GENERAL MOSQUITO

- THE ANIMAL CURRENCY ''NIMA'' HAS SEEN A 10 PERCENT INCREASE IN THE EXCHANGE MARKET.

- MONKEYS IN GHANA MIGRATE TO MALI DUE TO BANANA STRIKE.

- 4 GOATS KILL THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF A YAM.

- THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS CERTIFIED SOAPS AS EATABLE FOOD FOR RATS.

- WE DON'T HAVE EBOLA LET US FLY, BATS IN TOKYO PROTEST AT THE AIRPORT AS THEIR FLIGHTS ARE CANCELLED DUE TO EBOLA SCARE.

- HIS EXCELLENCY IGWE MMUNAFASA LION CONTINUES HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IN SOUTH AFRICA AS ELECTION DRAWS NEAR. DR.TORTOISE HIS FIERCE RIVAL IS ALREADY IN INDIA FOR HIS CAMPAIGN.

- A BIRD CRASH HAS BEEN REPORTED IN KENYA, SOURCES SAY THE BIRD LOST CONTROL WHILE LANDING, I'LL UPDATE YOU AS SOON AS I GET ANY LATEST DEVELOPMENT.
STAY TUNED..........

How to be a Gentle man

1. Give people money
2. Give them more money
3. If they spend it anyhow, Give them more money
4. Give them money, when they dont ask
5. Give them money daily
6. Buy Them Gifts
7. Buy Them more Gifts
8. Buy them expensive Gifts.
9. If they complain you aint giving them money, then do the needful by giving it them
10. More money
11 Yet more money
12. In the End, you'll be a perfect Gentleman to them. Cheers

What is all these, Virgin this, non virgin that.
If you want to marry a virgin, then marry!
If you dont want to, then leave!.

Your opinion doesnt matter, just keep it to yourself.

NO, Never!.
Prostitution should never be legalised, not only does it have biblical consequences, it also has health and moral consequences.

Not that i'm castigating prostitutes but ask yourself is it morally right? The cons overpower the pros, more sexually transmitted diseases(yes!, and dont tell me about condom, not everyone uses it) diseases like Hepatitis(which has no cure) can be transmitted by mere touching with an infected person.

I don want to go deep into this but, NO to Prostitution there are so many other ways to make genuine money. HABA

Lol, wonder what happened to M.I, no more songs to sing.
Now i'm stuck with just Ice Prince and Mode 9

Bad

Smh.

I have two questions!.

1. To Whom is this poem directed to
2. You no get work?

Lol

He's had unprotected sex with her, and its the truth. Cos he once told me ( yea thats how crazy he is sometimes and she's already showing symptoms) infact its possible she had it before getting involved in him

Besides its just an assumption, i didnt go on to accuse her of having it, neither do i place the illness on every girl he met. Peace.

Mtcheeew, pointless thread.

Well this story is kind of the average nollywood movie, but i cant say if its the truth or its just lies.
1. I dont think he wants to buy your love with money, if anything i think he feels thats the only was he can show how much he loves you

Anyway, you should try to ask him but indirectly why he's still not proposing marriage

the issue of your sister saying you shouldnt marry him because he never smiles is absurd, you're the one he's into not her, the question is does he smile to you?. Which is most definitely a yes

Yes it could be true love, he's got the money, the looks, he can as well spend his time on another girl not you

The last question, i must say not all guys can show their emotional sides to such extent, crying and begging probably shows he's being frank and open to you. But also shows that he's emotionally unstable(weak) all in all, i cant say if he'll still show you love after marriage, me i no be God o.

Cheers

If it matches the criterias, Then FP for awarenss.

farano, pasqal09, Rocktation

After contemplating for a while on which section to post this, i decided to post it here, because of the incidents that happened.

This is a true life story about a distant friend(If i should put it that way).

Lying weakly on his bed, he was hit with an incessant cough, and subsequently gave up the ghost.
He didnt win the battle against HIV due to his stubborn and wicked attitude if i must say.

Buba is a man of about 30yrs (probably older), he probably hails from Niger, and finally settled at Enugu state, Nigeria which he has lived in for about 6yrs.
He has a slim figure, probably due to the virus he was infected with. How he got the virus i know not.
His skin was rough, scaly and clearly lacks moisture.

I knew him for about 2yrs, because he always sent me on errands sometimes to buy food for him at my friend's shop or my mom's shop as well.
During that period, i didnt know about his ailment but i knew he must be sick due to his physical appearance.

There was this particular lady, i always see them together and it was obvious she sleeps at his house. Basically, she lives with him, so i decided to ask a friend of his named Abu, Abu told me it was his wife to be, i couldnt help but laugh out loud.
Fast forward, about seven months later he grew seriously sick, by then the lady had left him and gone her own way, he called me one day and told me that he always felt pains in his chest especially when he wakes up from sleep, i simply replied thats its normal especially if you lifted heavy stuffs during the day.
Later that day, he bought some drugs and called me when i was passing by and asked me to read the prescriptions for him which i subsequently did. Drugs like
Ibruprofen( take two in the morning and at night), a malaria drug and another for typhoid. I went on to encourage him that i once got very sick due to typhoid and malaria and that everything will be fine.

A week later, i still noticed he wasnt ok, so i adviced him to go to the doctor for medical check up, that infact he should go for complete medical test both for blood, urine e.t,c.

Later he came back and told me the doctor said he had typhoid and malaria and that he is now taking injections.


Days turned into weeks and weeks into months, his health continued to deteriorate, it worsened so much that he could hardly walk 5 yards without waiting to rest, his skin was just disfigured, it looked whitish, his eyes were week, locomotive abilities were so slow that it was like playing a movie in slow motion.
Then a thought hit me, could he be suffering from a deadly ailment are these not the symptoms for full blown aids, or hepatitis?. I just couldnt tell.

A week before December, he could harld stand anymore, he now lay on his bed all day and night, his friend Abu and fellow hausa's(because they all rented a particular building around the market) usually visit him.

Then something tragic happened, On 29th December 2014, he died at about 2pm.

I felt sad for him until i started hearing all the atrocities he commited while alive.

His friend Abu, told me that they, by they i mean the hausa people, all knew about his ailment but vowed not to tell anyone. I was dumbstruck, i just couldnt utter a word. Abu told me Buba has hiv, he said when he first noticed was when they went for test but Buba acted suspiciously by not letting him into the lab room, some days later they came back for the result. But Buba didnt let him see it, until one day when he got the chance and read the contents of the paper. He also told me Buba was a chronic womaniser, he attended clubs and slept with girls(mostly without protection) whom he spent cash on. Little wonder, i always see him with different females and different periods of time.

After that Revelation, i started recollecting everything about him and quickly advised my brother to go for HIV test just incase, i also did same and we were both negative.


Lessons to Learn: Stigma, this is probably one of the major reasons Buba never disclosed his HIV status, so as not to be stigmatised and believe it or not it is a major problem in Nigeria and some parts of the world, we should show them love, show them care.
You might ask if i had known Buba was infected would i still go closer to him?
Yes, i would but a little more cautious.

Know your Health and HIV status: it is a very deadly disease, if left untreated, you might look healthy but please its better you go for test to know your true status


Conclusion: There's no doubt that Buba has wickedly contributed to the nation's HIV infected individuals, he infected many girls out of revenge, hatred and pure wickedness.. He never tried to treat himself, by getting Retroviral drugs which would have sustained his life for many years. He hardly used protection unknown to his sex partners he's infected. So please, if you're sexually active, use a condom.

Now the girl that stayed with him for months, has been infected. This is no longer news over here, infact as i'm typing this she is currently standing at a nearby brothel looking for her next victims, she knows she has it and she's out to transmit the disease. How much more other girls who have been infected all by one man.

Its quite touching and i sometimes get shivers each time i think about it.
Remember: it can be transmitted through different means like sharing razor blade and sharp objects with an infected person, unprotected sex with an infected person, kissing someone who's infected and have a cut on the lips, blood transfusion e.t.c


Know your HIV status, prevention is better than cure.
it is not the end of the world if you're infected.


PEACE

Ok o.

I smell FP.

edozie04:
The last time I hit a girl was 9years ago but seriously any guy that hits his woman must be [b]mad[b/]
















At times some of this women deserves hitting (I did not say u should hit urs oo)

That means you were mad 9yrs ago.
Thank God for ur life now

asadike:
Right on point dear

Cheers, good day

Kennywills7:
Nice

Thanks, have a nice day

Naija Girls are mad, they only love money. Nothing else!
My brother, have you dated all the girls in nigeria before you came up with these arrant nonsense.

Do not forget your mom was once a girl, your sisters(if you have any) are girls as well.

Why are girls so wicked!.
*Laughing in HD* Girls?? Just because you have problems with your fiancee, all of a sudden its girls in general that takes the blame, abeg park well or better still find something meaningful to do.


*A girl leaves you for another guy, all naija girls gets the blame.
* Your girl refuses to have s3x with you, all naija girls are selfish and heartless
* She begs you to send her money for BIS subscription, all naija girls are beggars.

When will you learn the difference between some, few and all.

Same thing applies to the ladies,
Your bf dumps you, all of a sudden you post it on twitter, facebook, whatsapp, bbm, badoo. Naija boys are players.

He beats you, all naija guys are wife beaters, they have hot temper e.t.c.
The list goes on and on

The other day, a girl posted on a facebook, saying.

ALL MEN ARE DOGS!.

i WAS SURPRISED AND DECIDED TO ASK HER,

WHAT BREED DOES YOUR FATHER BELONG TO

SHE BLOCKED ME, BUT I TAUGHT HER A LESSON.

Please kindly stop all these hurtful comments , it doesnt portray someone who has a matured mind. Everyday constant bashing against boys and girls, if you've got a problem with your bf/gf go straight to the point, blame him/her and stop generalising it.

PEACE.

When will all these bashing against girls stop

Too bad

Deshannel:
This hummor is very expensive

Ha, my guy na joke o abeg.

if e no funny to u, e funny to others.
Abi ur problem too big so tey u no fit laff.

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My God with what i'm reading it would be a miracle if he overcomes all these problems. And that miracle is from God alone, nonetheless Heaven help those who help themselves, i wish the movie industry will come to his aid immediately. And to the masses(unknowns) who are suffering from one illness or another, May God heal everyone of you. You have no helper but God will help you.

AMEN