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mightyhaze:
I'd suggest every household find a way of utilising these Mondays.. learn German ,Spanish or sth. Read the holy book back to back. Get a massage or even some needed rests..lose belly fats and store up some good abs by aggressive gymning. Be motivated ppl. So you don't lose both ways

low budget 'motigbenshional speaker...zukwanike.

mightyhaze:
No be only 12m

says a poorless soul with no shishi.

mightyhaze:
Funny enough this is when I like to take it easy..

It's in times of economic go slows like this I like to relax,go places,spend time and money with family n good friends... Ppl wonder how or why I do it.. but this is the only time I get to have good rests ,see the town and other places..take the kids to places myself


Once economic activities pick up u may not even know I exist in my neighborhood.. 7am to 7pm

onye akuko mike ejeagha..... anakogheri.

mightyhaze:
I need this device.. mosquito no dey let me sleep

Even with electric zappers, insecticides
.. I even purposely dey leave spiders and their webs to dey help me dey trap some .. to no much avail

only God knows how you stink.... dirty oluku...

mightyhaze:
I need this device.. mosquito no dey let me sleep

Even with electric zappers, insecticides
.. I even purposely dey leave spiders and their webs to dey help me dey trap some .. to no much avail

dirty goat...

mightyhaze:
hehehe see this confused gender.. no be only woman .. u be day old baby girl .


Na you carry your carcass enter my mention ,na you still dey cry say I dey bruise your dirty behind.. how I no go bruise you? You no read where I mk am clear say I no dey pity zombies? I go first crush your carcass ,come ask questions last

Odeku plc

idiot.... You will not want to go down that route with me, because you will not go unscathed.... search bksoul, bksoul2 and MissBKsoul.... Na me.... i am not a nairaland newcomer, na ban make crayfish bend....
yoomamaisacarcass.... pity your self first... cheap scammer... never do well ignoramus....
onwugbuogidere..... low budget simp. son of a carcass...

mightyhaze:
see frustration..

I be nobody ,but my personal comment/opinion dey mk u thrash ,dey spasm like epileptic patient..

No worry next year,go vote anoda walking dead and thereafter begin dey find who dey do u


Odeku

Empty Barrel.... keep on making noise.... half quarter man.... go carry chair come sitdown so we can banter like a woman that we both are....
OLUKU..... onye apari..

SmellySperm:
Today is my birthday. Any surprised package for me?

Yippee.... And you never told me.... you for give me hint for Whatsapp naaa.... Happy birthday to you.....
You will live and prosper in every aspect of life...The blessings of the Almighty God will never depart from you.....Wetin you want?? You go manage card?

SmellySperm:
isí gíní?

I say you na baba.... jowdy joor...

mightyhaze:
For this my statement to pain your reach like this,sotay u come dey squawk like person them seize him tray of goods,I know say you join zombies when put others inside this mess..


Yes I said it,no pity for stupid zombies.. if u can't take it anymore find ur self a nice effective insecticide..

Hey poor fool, you never told me your family members are zombies and that they are in a mess...... I have and will never support any politician till i grow old....not even for ordinary LG chairman..... But its a stupid thing to say you have no pity for anyone, because you are a nobody, and NO ONE needs your help or pity to survive... Na your type dey sick wey dem go dey beg nigerians to donate for... never worry LIFE will humble you...
Then for the insecticide, give me the name of the one you gave your zombie mama so she could escape this mess.... Idiot....
A child that refuses to learn from home will be taught from outside....

jaxxy:
I have once painted my friend like if he was don jazzy and the pope combined to his wife and she believed me cos she trusts my words even though she knew I was just hyping him. They are doing fine now. It's a simple trick that works.

It is only but a senseless person that would not see the points in your word...

mightyhaze:
For this bugharu era,na salary earners and pensioneers dey hear am pass. Salary no just dey increase amidst all these inflation. To even see the salary na war

I no dey pity anybody Sha


I stopped pitying Nigerians in 2019

No Nigerian needs your pity.... Like as if there is anybody your pity will feed.... Mscheew......
Pity your self first mister...... You people be commenting like you are anybody's god.....

Yen yen yen yen.... You no dey pity anybody,, anybody ask for your pity?

Kobojunkie:
Again....Sure, he is entitled to what is his opinion. Am I not also entitled to mine?

Get my message... Stop faking dumb...
You are theost intelligent,, like you always claim....
DO NOT FORCE YOUR VIEWS ON ANYONE.....
simple ma....

Kobojunkie:
Sure, he is entitled to what is his opinion. Am I not also entitled to mine?

You are,,,,, And you have done that by contributing your opinion like others did,,,, but do not tell anyone thier opinion is wrong expect for the one you suggested...

Kobojunkie:
Women aren't as stupid as you like to assume. A woman who likes you might end up liking you more if she begins to perceive you a humble person by your deflection tactics.

As I suggested, honesty is typically the best policy in these situations.

You are not living by the words on your signature.....
DO NOT FORCE YOUR VIEWS ON HIM.....
He is entitled to him own opinion.....


As you suggested..... Who are you? That everyone should go by your suggestions..

Moz22:
woh! I don leave everything for God like this.. anything weh wan happen, make e happen. I'm not a happy man at all

Hey moz22..... I understand how you feel... But there is a little you can do in this kinda situation.... You have to have the kinda patience you use in pursuing a fly that perches on the scrotum.....THEN...
Try so much to work on your temperament...

If truly all these happened, then you are a small letter goat.... So you can't beat that shit they are feeding you outta your wife and her mom?

jaxxy:
There smtn called deflecting hype. I do it for my friends and they do same for me. It's like blowing ur friends trumpet and being his hype man instead of trying to take the glory or act too smart, conceited and corky.

When I see he likes sm1 bt that person likes me I deflect the hype she gives me to him and it works cos she begins to like/appreciate him as she likes me or she gets tired of me cos i won't stop hyping my friend in our conversations stylishly. Then I'm free of her troubles and the problem is solved.

It's like doing ur friend a favour.

Leave him.... He knows what he is doing.... He should keep on listing the faults of his friend because of a woman's vagina...If pikin eat that thing wey make am dey sleepless, he go sleep.....
Let him dive into that ocean of eternal regret....

SmellySperm:
Calm down oga. We understand say country hard. But e never reach to curse person

Na the kind thing wey you fit do...Yeye person

Sixfiguresmart:
So, she felt bored since she moved in from her previous base. She got not friends around and was always home. Friends has a tasking job.
So, he asked me to call her sometimes when I am free. I call and we have healthy conversations for hours. I am very cautious of any emotional strings. I spell it out to her in clever ways during the conversations.

However, it is becoming addictive. She obliges to certain things only when I ask her to even after declining her husband's suggestions. My friend is so soft and can't seem to handle a tough and educated lady like her.
So, she compares me to him few times and wants him to be like me in terms of being conversational and humurous. Her man isn't willing to change.

So, I am distancing myself away from her because it is becoming an addiction for her to express herself freely with me and spend more time with me rather than my friend. I step in each time they quarrel.

Should I continue the healthy conversation spree or continue with my busy shedule excuses?

So in this world of Facebook videos, instagram, TikTok and the likes,,,,, it is your phone calls that will cure a married woman boredom? You must be a jobless comedian, for you to dedicate hours to cure a married woman boredom.....
Let me tell you what will happen.....
You and that loose married woman will end up cheating on your partners, then when her husband finds out, she will shift the whole blame on your brainless head, either by saying you raped her, or you jazzed and manipulated her, then you will fallout with your friend because he will not believe you no matter how much you explain.....
You clearly know this your (married woman boredom killer) job will land you in trouble, yet you continued it BECAUSE that head that is bound to recieve a knock will receive it, no matter how many face cap that head is putting on.... Goodluck, if you come out of this self inflicted mess with your head intact.... Good night...

dacblogger:
Heaven knows my fellow woman no fit beat me... Even 2 of them sef

As in eehn..... God knows i will make sure i strangle one... As in, i will face just one, and make sure, i hold her neck and remove the adam apple there.... God, please do not let temptation come to me oooh...

yomi007k:
We no dey beg like una...we dey hustle and God dey bless.

E dey pain you. E dey pain you. As e dey pain you. E dey sweet me.

yomi007k:
We no dey beg like una...we dey hustle and God dey bless.

pele alainironu...

PhoebeLeigh95:
Yes, he begged, cried and was apologetic at the police station

lol..... then why the initial wahala..... Can you talk to him personally like advice him, or help in any little way you can.... Also tell him to apologize to your mom for using such words on her...

funkmrflexx:
No strings whatsoever. I just want to do it

If i were you...(but i am not you).... i will just send the apartment money into her account.... i will not ask about the address or how she goes about it... just transfer the money to her...finish.

Okudiover:
Congratulations baba rex the cum munity chairman it is your cum's doing.

Lmao... This is so funny... Babarex nackamora.

derecho:
Oh I see, una plan na to kill wisdom patapata? No matter what let's try to be good and not pay evil for evil.Annie may think she has done well by this "finishing" move but those applauding her now will use it against her tomorrow.
What I'm talking about is a very difficult principle but these things form us.If we always act on impulse, we may end up giving unreserved apologies like Will Smith and the world may never remember the aggressor


Na part of wetin go happen be dis

No body wants to kill wisdom..... Even me as a female, i can't take half of what he claimed in the hands of Annie...If he doesn't work with annie, will he die... We resign from toxic workplaces and look for some where else... Annie is not a saint... From all her call outs, you will know she get for body...let him leave her and look for somewhere else to work , God will bless the work of his hands... This guy may be destined for greatness, i hope he doesn't lose it while running after Annie's crumbs... He needs to man up and forget about annie.... A man no suppose dey live with fear....

derecho:
You are missing the point. I'm NOT supporting wisdom. I wasn't even privy to what he said.
Assuming wisdom messed up,Annie shouldn't do same.I'm sure many people don't know wisdom sef
Annie is in the limelight and needs to "borrow" wisdom.
Never forget, it's no news when a dog bites a man but it's a different story when a man decides to bite a dog

That dog theory is for the old testament... In this new testament, if a dog bites, don't only bite back... Kill the dog and use it to do pepper soup...Stipid dog.

derecho:
E be like say you sabi this family well a.
Anyways, what I'm saying is she doesn't need to rubbish her family in the name of defending herself.

what of the one her brother did? You did not see any fault in him throwing his sister under bus even with the husband? If you want to tackle a problem, start from the root.... 2 people committed the same offence, but you are punishing just one person..... Don't make God give you a son like wisdom oooh....