₦airaland Forum

ANON333:
I bought three mudu of rice at a weekly market last Friday. As I wanted to cook the rice yesterday I noticed it smelled like animal shit though it looked neat, so I went ahead to boil the thing hoping the stench should wear off. Unfortunately after the whole boiling the rice still tasted like dung.

What could be the cause of this stench, and are there health hazards if I continue to consume the rice?

its nigerian rice.

obiekunie01:
na fear make you no talk wetin i go hear!

i no talk to you, you quote me and start talking nonsense!

Na today you go know say no be everybody be your mate for Nairaland!

Mba ka ana ba n'azu agu! Mana azu an'uka! eh!

Ejiri ngi Ofo! Maka nobu Ofo ka ide ji awa ana!

mana ife osoro gi kwue, Ta ga bulu gi ubosi eri danda!

Imanye go aka n'ike nsi! iga fu nsi!

taa ki ga ma na mbe n'abo nwe nke bu oke!

e ga ama n'ejiro nwa dibia enene nsi!

Akpokuem Arobinagu Abagana!
Kpokue Dunu!
Kpokue Alusi Okija!
Kpokue Ojita Nimo!
Kpokue Omarikoko!
Kpokue Alusi Nteje!
Kpokue Ngene!
Kpokue Ajana!
Eh!
Kpokue Ogwugwu Eke!
Kpokue Odinenu!
Kpokue Ndi Ani!
Kpokue anyawu!
Kpokue Onwa!
Kpokue Kpakpando!
Eh!
Kpoo Ndi oje N'abali!
Kpoo ndi oje N'ammo!
Kpoo Ndi oje N'ammilli!

We na gwa unu ka unu so chienu nkita ara ana kpo eminikansoso!

Ife obuna okwuru bu somu, ka gbue ni'e ma zichighari'a ya azu mmaji n'asa!

Agwo na tu mbe naa onuya niyi!

Go si nu ya n'akwa okuku ara ru aji!

Okirikiri ka na agba ukwu ose ari ukwu ose enu! eh!

Onye kpu igu k'ewu n'eso! eminikansoso ikpu golu igu alu ga eso be gi!

Elo ya agha ana ojee pue na mkpu ka ewe kpoya elo nkpu! eh!

Eminikansoso Imanye go aka nike nsi! iga fu nsi!

Onaka bu lu aja ono nisi onye kota obulu!

Alusi Odumodu! kpruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaa! Ibu!

Isi ko ta ebu! Ebu Agbakasi anya! eh!

Ife obuna nkita ara ana kpo eminikansoso kwuru bu somu, ka gbue nie ma zichighari'a ya azu mmaji na n'asa! Ise!

ifukwala nwoke....
ifele adi gi at all......
onye nzuzu.....
i na so m oyi....
anu ofia nwuru anwu.....

obiekunie01:
oga why na!!

something whn i wan start from 2.6!

na so una go dey scatter other people chances!

Go buy am make i wait for another one! congrats.

You are a very stupid human being with two mouth....on the other case of father impregnating daughter, you asked the op seeking for help on how to go about it, to mind his or her business, telling the person that he or she will soon die off.....Now you are here again cursing osinachi family and friends for not helping her from her abusive husband.... what kind of a nicompoop are you?? useless thing...i hate people like you who insult and curse someone trying to help another, thereby making the helper look stupid......

TheSourcerer:
In Fact I'll indulge you , been a male behind a moniker , still a female within a male body as you read what I say , you hear whispers of my words in your subcoincious and because you cannot control or even fathom these thoughts facing your phone hopeless and defenless your neck region is , as you get stabs multiple places , including your eye sockets to avoid the police see the culprit In your dead decaying eyeballs , remember the dead baby I told you we could eat, its your foetus and will be eaten by house rats because Satan raped you through the stab wounds now I come in to the picture and cum over your corpse , now can we eat that dead baby now blood brother

Lmao..... kai.... You are supposed to be the definition of iberiberism.... Sorry ooh....mr fast and furious.....look at what you are using your life to do at your age.... When will you be responsible?

kkins25:
My under 20 face.

who is deceiving you with that under 20 face? you look 54....

SparrowLeague:
Ọdịmma. Just that your lines looks familiar.
And......aburom nwa gị nwoke nu . Atorom gị atọ .
Nice to meet you!

kedi otu isi tomu? ima afo nó nè ndí?

SparrowLeague:
Lol .
Okay. Sorry for that ma.

But are you from Anambra??

Nwa m nwoke, aburo m onye Anambra.... Abum nwa afo IMO state.....Nwanne Achike Udenwa....

SparrowLeague:
Nope dear.
I mean ya Name, chats and co looks familiar.

But no probs sha

why you dey call me dear? me and you who senior i no be kcee oh.

SparrowLeague:
From Aguluzigbo??

I don't understand this question of yours oh.... Abi you want to freaky ma account?? oginidi... sparrow nwa mama....

Egusi soup....... Every tribe eats it....

TheSourcerer:
let's eat eat dead children

Like you think that will scare me.... You really think highly of yourself so much oooh.....

TheSourcerer:
I'm blind

Amen....so shall it be ....

NobleSeed:
nop Is me and your boyfriend

LMAO...... e pain am

NobleSeed:
nop Is me and your boyfriend

LMAO...... e pain am

NobleSeed:
belike na single mother Matter oh
I'm short of words

is that you and your senior brother in that picture?

illicit:
U too zazu.... Ogbunigwe

LMAO.... very funny.

illicit:
Oh I get it, u don't want me to thrust u

onye nzuzu..... Zukwanike...

Mooh247:
See them defending the upcoming 15 year old feminist

Regardless of any familiarity, your boss still remains your boss, if you like your Job


.

Kip on deceiving yourself..... respect is earned and reciprocal..... You don't force respect....
A 60year old man, who married a 18year old girl, should not expect the young girl to call him grandpa....

Onahi95:
Good Morning Fam, I've got this pressing issue that I would very much appreciate your wise counsel to help me solve.

I met a lady about three months ago and we bounded pretty quickly, this oyibo movie kinda love story that the dating starts without anyone doing the toasting and all. I asked her about her relationship status weeks later and she said it was complicated, citing how the relationship has been toxic and she wants to leave but the guy won't let go.

I shaa told her that I won't get involved so let her handle it herself. The guy backed out for a while but has resurfaced recently hell bent on getting the girl back. From the WhatsApp conversation and call recordings the girl sent me she has made it obvious to the guy that she's moved on with another guy but the young man is having none of it. She even offered to return everything he's ever given her but no way.

Now he has resorted to threatening me and the said Lady with death. I've never met this guy and I don't have anything to do with him either. The last thing I want to do is fight over a woman that is not even my wife with another guy reason why I've never interfered in their issues. I have it at the back of my mind that I might still breakup with the girl anytime in the future.

He keeps telling the girl that its either he has her or no one will, that she and whoever is attempting to steal his joy away is playing with their lives. The whole issue is making her scared and confused. I asked her to get a recording of the guy making those death threats so I can use it as an evidence in the police station but he has stylishly been evading it despite the girls best efforts. He suddenly became calm and all apologetic now saying he will pray to God to destroy who ever wants to destroy his relationship after all his investments.

How do you guys think I should handle this issue amicably, I find it embarrassing when men bicker over a lady and never imagined myself getting involved in such. I've considered the option of leaving the lady for him but she really loves me likewise me. In as much as I don't want any issues with anybody, won't it be cowardly of me to hide in a closet while a fellow man threatens me with death.

First off, How does the said guy get the phone numbers of any new guy your girl goes out with? if you truly sure that your girl has nothing with him, get one of your girl brother to go make an entry to the police, the guy will be picked up, then you can come in from there...

Treasure17:
All these unecessary shalaye are inconsequential at this point.

As in ehn..... She better stop granting interview and keep small shame for she and her daughter.....

Madam Zukwanike....Rest in Jesus name..... Stop rubbing in your disgrace..... No be only virgin... Lmao......

NASBOI----- ejike na Cambodia..

Teeth dey pain you, and you dey speak this kind grammar...If teeth no pain you nko?

KiNg0G:
hold you get better when your menstruation stops in few years time

Idiot....Its the handwork of the Almighty God... Are you not already suffering from impotency...... Shebi you want your fathers and mothers to come protest over 600 per litre kerosene,,,, but a young fool like you can't protest against police brutality..... Always put on your brain whenever you want to comment .....

KiNg0G:
This is my second time to be unlawfully arrested and taken to a police station. yesterday their defense was they heard a complaint some boys were constituting nuisance around the neighborhood so they came to perform what they call Raid. I been unlucky,I had to go get barbecue and banana around 8:30pm just to have as my dinner...I needed something light. The keke I entered on my way back I was stopped, they ask for my ID, which I didn't have on me. Buh I told them what I do for a living....just because they saw Tatoes on my hand... They put me in the back of the car along with some boys that they have already hold..I had to sleep cell for the sec time in my life yesterday.. before morning came, I gave them my statement and got bailed out by my landlady.

here are the top 7 things I observed




1) HOLD YOUR GATE FEE


you be surprised what gate fee am I talking about, are you entering a concert that wizkid and davido are performing artists with ladies twerking, no bro..it's a cell filled with lowlife criminals of different crimes.. hardened criminals..as soon as they see a fresh person about to be put inside cell.. THEY ALWAYS EXPECT YOU TO COME IN WITH MONEY. because for them survival is what they all about..and to survive they need food daily, because many of them have been abandoned there with no body coming to bail them out.

I was forced to pay #500




2) COUNTER OR INSIDE CELL YOUR POCKETS DECIDE

can you believe I was told by one slim female police clerk, that if I was to stay in the counter till day brake I have to pay #1500.
it wasn't new to me, I had only 500naira and some change left after the barbecue purchase..I pleaded with her to take it but it fell on deaf ears..some guys that came with me quickly sorted them self out and they were told to pull their bosers and sit in chair at the corner...while the rest of us who couldn't afford was taken inside cell.




3) BAil is not free

Why was I arrested? They saw me with the barbecue and banana I bought on my way home, but they still took me to the station because I had a Tatoe like who does that?.in a civilse county...I told them I was into music during my teen days, even til now, I still get called for features and mentoring.. but this police they Just didn't care to hear from me at that time....I knew they took me as a meal ticket.mthey said am a bad boy because I have a Tatoes.



4) YOUR SOCIETAL STATUS DOSENT MATTER INSIDE A NIGERIA POLICE CELL

Those hardened criminals don't care if you own 3 venzas or benz...range rover. Or if you've build an estate or operate in real estate. They just need you to maintain and follow the laid out rules.... they don't care if your a big man or not...INFACT THE MORE AJEBOYISH YOU LOOK, the weak they sense you to be. so you have to be focus, shine your eyes and behave like them.. or try to.

They say when In romans behave like the romans.



5) SENIORITY DEPENDS ON THE STRONGEST

Yes in a Nigerian cell, it doesn't matter who first came, but who is perceived as the strongest.... but the person who has been there for a week has a higher advantage than someone who just came that paid gate fee to get a place to lie down with the smell of piss and shît besides him. Why? Because no how you came in and meet 5 guys inside..those guys has already bonded since morning...gisting... telling stories and the rest. So that just came need to use your head...if not those guys will change it instantly towards you.





6) YOUR FOOD IS OUR FOOD


I DON'T think I have to explain this, is self explanatory...the cell member's has its own governing Bodies from PRESIDO TO DIFFERENT POST. so if your bail was delayed, and your people brings food for you. The right thing to do is call them to join you.. you can't just eat it Alone.
It's never done that way on my 2 experience.




7) EARLY MORNING SINGING DEVOTION


ON my 2 experience, 5am everyone is expected to wake and the morning devotion starts between all the cells in the police station trust me if it's 4 cells...the 4 cells will coordinate the morning devotins together singing praises and worship to God almighty for life...then the presido leads them in prayer.






Note: this is not to discredit the nigeria police system but for we all to come together and share and relate With our different experiences in life thanks

The way they are hardened criminals so are they innocent people who are Just arrested unjustly..

And what have you done over making your voice heard concerning police brutality and illegal arrest? Are you not supposed to protest so there can be a change? That is why i don't people like you who can't raise thier voice up against what they don't like....

Jman06:
Of course, I'll never turn my lovely wife into a punching bag. God knows I won't do that. Forget nairaland cruise!!!

God bless you...

fredoooooo:
The society makes rhem feel as if they can abuse men physically and emotionally without consequences. I will raise my boys to trewt everyone the same way they're being treated... if a woman slap you slap her back in self defense

while at it, remember also to teach your daughters that, if a man slap you, slap him back in self defense.....May the Good Lord strengthen you...

fredoooooo:
The society makes rhem feel as if they can abuse men physically and emotionally without consequences. I will raise my boys to trewt everyone the same way they're being treated... if a woman slap you slap her back in self defense

while at it, remember also to teach your daughters that, if a man slap you, slap him back in self defense.....May the Good lord strengthen you...

Obinnasmart:
People like,re people i love to keep away from,far far away from, people who dont understand the word consequences..i have heard you and all u said ..good time dear

human being like you are people i pray not to ever meet in my life, i do not even pray for my enemies to meet pple like you who knows they have a problem and are not ready to change but want people to accept them for the evil they are, but you want people to change and become better for your own sake....how selfish thou are? Think about your life.... Cheers dear..

Abujaexpress:
...and the waiting for Mr. Perfect and Right continues

Its better to be alive and keep on searching for me right than ending up in the grave and putting your loved ones to tears.... You can teach your sister to marry abusive men to avoid them searching for mr right and perfect...

Obinnasmart:
Do i have your time? Big No!

Do i have a need for your time? Big No....The truth is bitter....know the truth and it shall set you free....