₦airaland Forum

This is no ordinary.

KidDarkness:
Lol. I no be prophet oooo.
I'm alright
Them too dey offend you for nairaland

I know you are no prophet of doom... But you are unique... No mind nairaland jare.. make we dey laugh nah, Nigeria is too hot before hbp will take my young life...

KanuSE:
Maybe she shouldn't have used the phrase 'harmless date' but something like 'meeting up'.

Lol...

KanuSE:
Lol 🤣🤣 Cumrade be calming down biko.

You crack me up seriously. 😂

Yes nah... Na from tiny drops, ocean dey form...From harmless date..
Harmless kiss go happen..
Harmless butterfly go form for stomach...
Harmless chats of i wish i met you before my wife...
Harmless panties go wet..THEN.
Harmless curling of the legs and laps,
Harmless shouting of give it to me, harder, drive me crazy, kill me today, let me not go home in one piece. .
Then harmless clearing of everybody's eyes..
Then harmless guilt of i wish i never met him...

KidDarkness:
Your fire today is really hot ooo. You just dey give them hot hot😁😁😁. I salute ooo

My gee...How far nah... You no get prophecy for me?

Jakumo:
Onyisi Chidi you sound so hysterical and agitated. For clarification, a Nairaland detective has already established that this entire thread is based on a FICTITIOUS story fabricated by a prankster for his own entertainment, so there is absolutely no need to elevate your blood pressure over responses that are all being made here to a purely hypothetical story.

That said, your spontaneous outburst over my innocently expressed viewpoint hints at a deep sense of emptiness within you, that is most likely traceable to the fact that you are sadly married to a very fat woman who has to chase you around the house in order for you to fulfill your onerous and depressing matrimonial duties.

Chidi, it does not have to be this way. You must break free from that horrible and pointless bondage called "marriage" because before you know it, you will be too old to service the young, fit, and busty women that you secretly drool over whenever they traverse your field of view.
I sayeth verily unto thee that young poon are NOT beyond your reach. You must gird your loins and escape from that matrimonial prison that has filled you with such pressurized rage. Go out and get that poon, but don't forget to wash your wee-wee when you get done, because I refuse to be held accountable if your hippopotamus wife discovers your infidelity and then proceeds to beat the living crap out of you.

God bless Argentina!

Ewu , i am not a man... And as you wish it for women not to have joy in thier homes, it will start from your loved ones...
God bless Morroco.

Exmilitant:
The Nigerian army has been reduced to agberos.

Imagine the once revered army fighting over illicit 'choppings' with mere local vigilantes!

Ovundah

KanuSE:
Op's post may be suggestive but not a basis for prejudice. She mentioned some other reasons she might be considering meeting up for the said 'harmless date' but y'all are not just having it....lol 😆

Most comments here from men and women reeks of insecurity and mistrust....SIMPLE !

Can you prove Op is going to fvck her friend?

What other reasons? Connection?
Who ever will help you will never stress you..A man who wants to help a married woman, and starts with harmless date is of no good..
But if its right to you, it shows your kind of personality.. Everyone you have ever helped, what did you collect in return?

KanuSE:
Op has only succeeded in exposing the rot in our society, where prejudice is so rife.

Can you actually prove Op is going to fvck her friend?

Oga leave English...So many married woman who cheated on thier partners, Most of them do not have the intention of cheating before it got to that extent...Even OP knows what may likely end that harmless date, that is why she is not brave enough to tell her husband about that part , and also coming to nairaland to seek opinions.. Stop supporting trash..Even OP is more sensible than you are...But since you are egging her on, remember to properly help raise her laps well, so that Mr federal worker will hit the right spot...

Lamanii22:
Or it’s the beginning of adultery


Ever since I sealed it with my husband I stopped giving out my numbers to guys, my phone barely rings lol…

Recently I met a man at my university who's elderly and as well married he asked for my number i did give him cause he may be of help cause he works in the federal parastatals… and he is top in his dept….


He said he wants us to be friends and all, he wants us to go out on a date, I actually gisted my husband about him and all but didn’t tell my husband he wants us to go on a harmless date….


I’m just tryna guard my heart, maybe it’s best I don’t go… or maybe there’s something called harmless date or that harmless could be harmful

Advices needed thank you….

Why are trying to deceive your self? If it was RIGHT to you, you won't have omitted that part of the gist from your husband... One thing i know for sure is that, ANYONE WHO DOES NOT GO NEAR A WATER BODY CAN NEVER BE DROWNED...Lay your bed as you wish, but please save us future chronicles...

Vivianat:
No wonder areas populated by Obidients ipobs

Always typing like a fool... What has homosexuals got to do with this gibberish you typed?

Jakumo:
#

Wow. Now it all makes sense. Now, where do I send the bill for all the wasted typing that I did in response to this fictitious predicament posted by a comedian looking for reactions?

Send it down to your empty skull because you have been crying more than the bereaved.. A forty year old mother who is supposed to start relaxing and enjoying the fruits of her labour should start running around to please an unsatiable ignoramus like you because all you and op live for is pussy..

FreeStuffsNG:
d

That is all you can do.... chimpanzee.

FreeStuffsNG:
You will not learn until you are arrested and prosecuted too.

If you are all about whataboutism, failed to find proof that I am in your league of cyberbullies then you now start dropping names of over 80 year old Prof Soyinka Nobel Laureate, older than your grandfather, as why you slander, cyberbully and criminally defame innocent people online then you are not being fair to your poor parents when you get locked up and prosecuted by DSS.

Shut up joor...Oponu...
Look at a fool like you who is supporting Nigeria's worst president ever, saying Jonathan's regime is worse..For supporting evil, evil will never cease from you..

Foodqueen:
First, you are a selfish person.

Secondly, how are you sure she will remember to be speaking it to them.

Besides, the children are almost outgrowing the age that they can grab language easily.

Not only is he selfish, he is also jealous. Look at what a grown man is worried about. what if they were been taught edo language in thier schools, will he complain?

macodollar:
What are you seeking for? We have the answer

Use the spiritual items, so you will become rich and stop coming to beg for patronage from Nairaland.

Onitemhi:
okay no problem I will halla you

I thought you said you have changed? Oloribu..

ovokejoy:
This opportunity is still open for interested ladies.

Thanks

Time for renewal don reach?

alert01:
Where else can I get married from?

You no get village or family?

CondenseMilk:
It's cause of the family bond they had while growing up

No... family bond should not make a sensible human stupid nah.... You, did you not share family bond with your siblings? And the most annoying thing with this thing is that , this same sister in laws, will never endure half of what they dish to thier brothers wives in thier own homes oooh.. so why do it to another?

alert01:
My story and I choose to share it on an anonymous forum to heal.

Shortly before COVID, I went to Canada on a student Visa for an Ms program. After my degree, I decided to stay. And here is my dating story

From 2019 to 2021, I wasn't in a serious relationship with anyone since I was a student and still trying to get my finances in order. My province, in fact, my school didn't really have Nigerians like that. BC seem to have decent concentration of Nigerians tho. However, within that year, I asked two ladies out who I know were also looking for serious relationship, but rejected me. One was Rwanda, and the other one from Eritrea. They were both working class ladies that time. I just recently only get to know I was rejected base on look and height.

Okay, last year I got a job and I seemed to be doing decently fairly. But I still didn't find a woman yet to date me. I put myself on Tinder, but didn't get match. The only match I got, she ghost me after our second meeting. I wasn't her taste and standard. She was looking for a 6ft ,good looking and heavily built guy.

I tried linking up with few Nigerian guys who introduced me to their circles. Somehow, I got to meet women. I met oyinbo women too. The two I told about love interests also didn't show interest.

Another Nigerian, just got here last year on a student Visa, also couldn't date me.

But the one that really pained me most was an Eritrean lady I got in contact with recently. She is a citizen already. She ghost me after seeing my pictures 😭.

I'm only a little around 5ft 3in. On the side of big, but not that overweight and I've been going to gym now trying to get a slim body. I'm not where I need to be financially but I'm not doing too bad.

But, must you marry from Canada?

CondenseMilk:
do you want her to hate her brother ?

do you know the level of bond she had with her brother before you married him?

Its not a matter of hatred...
To really be sincere...
Most igbo ladies are like that...so many wives are having it hot but just swallowing in silence...
I know what my uncle's wife is passing through in one of my aunt's hand... let's be sincere... the lady is just too calm....

shantti:
Wait, is shomanshop what you are calling soursop. Inukwa!!!!

Ignorantly proud..
shomanshop kor summersault ni.

Youngzipan:
so you think the guy will fuc,ked you free of charge, mba, it's not written anywhere that men will only pay for sex. you paid for good Bleep.ing
i live with a girl like you and we did similar thing to her, dis one she no even get mouth talk.



yeye gender

I only but pray for you that you will never have a case in which you will defend yourself, then you will know what evil means.. you can ask oyinbogoju aka powerhouse5050...

For now, keep on wallowing in your evils... Enjoy.

iGod:
Enemy of progress huh lol ? Well that's your opinion. I'm happy the op understood my point and responded in the most calmly manner devoid of insults.

And please, don't assumes all Scorpios to be enemies of progress, that you've met one or two with that vibes doesn't the rest do. BTW I'm Aries, and my birthday is just in few days

Awww.....Aries ♈....No wonder...The ones with the mentality of if another person does it, its bad..except am in the one.... Always in a competition with the known and unknown...God will deliver you....

iGod:
No hard feelings, but we just funny anyhow for this country, like I'm so curious to know why 'congratulations' are flying up and down on this thread.

In summary, we prioritized nonsenses in this part of the world.

I guess your zodiac sign is Scorpio....Na them dey get all this kind enemy of progress vibes.

Leo...

Uniquekriss:
no church is the best, just go to where you're fed with the right undiluted word of God and where your spirit aligns with. There's n church in heaven please, that's why our brothers on the other side are doing well

Are you tired already? You want to curse but you don't want to be cursed... Your brain is filled with sawdust... judgemental juddy.

Uniquekriss:
for calling mother into it, you will never know the joy of fatherhood, you will die long before u dream of fathering a child, you're doomed. I'm taking this to another level.

You mentioned my father first , you bastard...For bringing my late father into your shenanigans, you will never know the joy of fatherhood, you will die miserably before you dream of fathering a child, if you have any already, you will bury them with your evil hands. you are doomed.. I'm taking this to another level...stupid fool...die by fire...

Uniquekriss:
your father will give to death, your generation will be glad they lost u

Just like your generation has been grieving and gnashing thier teeth...Grieve and sorrow will be your portion for all the rest of your life before it will be cut short by dangote trailer... Your mother will witness your dust to dust rite...she will die heartbroken

Uniquekriss:
hahahahahaha. Then hope you've recovered from the heartbreak. Zombie, u that can't even maintain relationships, olofofo

LMAO....says the simp husband of a second hand bend down select LovePeddler....

Uniquekriss:
Hip!!! Hurray... Exactly this time last year it was all grief and pains, here I am today, bigger, better, stronger and happy, see what God has done. He beautified me and enlarged my territory, would you please join me appreciate Him! Holla @me if you're somewhere around Asaba for the location.

You will grieve to death...