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Celebrities / Re: Sophie Alakija Turns Rapper! (Video) by Chiefjosy(m): 7:36pm On Nov 25, 2018
OkoyeA1:
Wizkid ex


Wetin you wan do grin grin grin

You dey carry her matter for head like Gala, don't make me call club DNA bouncer grin

Lol don’t mind those guys
Education / Re: 206 Students Graduate With First Class In FUTA by Chiefjosy(m): 7:14pm On Nov 25, 2018
Niorte:

Think critically, that 206 is for two sessions. Dividing it into two.. You have an average of 103 first class per 3000 students. That's about 3.5%

Many people commenting here don't understand simple mathematics. A school produce 206 first class out of 6000, you said it is too much. What is the percent of 206 of 6000.


There is no school with rigorous activities and course work like FUTA. We renamed it Federal University of Test and Assignment.
Some call it Federal University of Testimony and Achievement.
Others call it Federal University of Tension and Agony

UI is a learner where FUTA is. I did my undergraduate in FUTA and my second degree at UI.
UI is using old glory. FUTA is no walk over.

Great fuararian, don’t mind those idiots

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Religion / Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by Chiefjosy(m): 6:40pm On Nov 25, 2018
BlaqCoffee109:
hey ass-wipe...oya put your account here make I wire you N5,000 so you and your miserable mother can have a decent meal today; your mother can't keep on selling her ma.ggot infested pv.ssy to feed a grown up like you...you no dey shame? This N500 wey you dey shout upandan are you sure you are not that guy begging with an alternate moniker for we good Nairalanders to each donate as little as N500 for you? Hungry and dirty vermin undecided

With your -1,000 account balance ? Despite all the standing for Allen .....
Religion / Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by Chiefjosy(m): 5:49pm On Nov 25, 2018
BlaqCoffee109:
grin grin grin grin you have yourself to live with that's enough trauma on it's own...growing up to know the body count of your mother's as she slaves to feed you and your father should make any boy in a man's skin to call any random woman a prostitute...after all what role model had you... your mother smelled while she breast fed you after sleeping with one of her numerous customers, she smelled as she made a once in a day meal for you and your deadbeat father, she still smells to this day...even the memory of it brings that strong repugnant smell to you it's just so strong you are of the impression every woman smells... your situation is pathetic...you need rehab but for now cry me a river su.cker

I know you’re really pained Na why you write essay. It’s almost time for Allen .......
Romance / Re: My Long Distance Relationship Of One Week Just... by Chiefjosy(m): 5:44pm On Nov 25, 2018
farano:
Smh..Everybody shouting it's too early for her to ask for money.. There's no right time to ask for money or sex in a relationship. I once dated a guy, I started dating him in the afternoon and that same evening, I asked for some money and he gave me. He was even happy I asked him for something..

he will also be happy to use you but Benz lol.
Religion / Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by Chiefjosy(m): 4:40pm On Nov 25, 2018
BlaqCoffee109:
I don't blame you, it's your mother I blame. She wasn't a good role model of a woman.So because your mother is a retired prostitute that raised a serial looser like yourself every other woman is Olosho? Funny oaf. Abeg oh, I am allergic to cretins like your self. Only a failure like your self can believe the only way to financial independence and riches is only by using people to make money.Serial looser abeg carry your failure for head dey go. My advice since you believe in using people to make money go and use your useless mother to make money so you can blow like E-money nah...no go do something meaningful with your life other than carry make am for your head...dondi united...Mumu, one of the fo.ols that deceive themselves and eat sh*t spotted shocked

I know you’re pained. Don’t cry. Smelling LovePeddler. Despite all your olosho business your account still Dey read negative.
Religion / Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by Chiefjosy(m): 4:37pm On Nov 25, 2018
BlaqCoffee109:
my dear go and remind your mother, make she make some money from her prostitution come feed you.Looser grin

Olofo whose borehole pussy is as wide as River Niger. Fk to Allen so you go chop today ok
Crime / Re: Nigeria Man Advertises Money Ritual... See Details by Chiefjosy(m): 4:36pm On Nov 25, 2018
BlaqCoffee109:
Oya oh chiefjosy come and see oh... here's an opportunity for you to break free from the serial failure troubling your life...contact these ritualist so you can use your pe.nis to make am in life...serial looser like you; even if the mumu do money rituals im go still fail undecided

Shut up. Your borehole puna don suffer and i understand. Despite that you’re still broke as dead rat mofo
Religion / Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by Chiefjosy(m): 3:18pm On Nov 25, 2018
BlaqCoffee109:
Who be this Suegbe? So you mean every woman you come across must be a broke fo.ol like you? The destiny of your generation sef join together no fit buy Benz that is why you think buying a Benz should be the greatest achievement of your destiny abi?...Kai, it is well with you...We are talking stock option in a fortune 500 kinda money you are here dreaming of buying benz...I can not begin to reason with you. Ewu Gambia,bia get off my mention, before I mop floor with you...

Olosho it’s almost time to go to Allen Avenue. Werey
Religion / Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by Chiefjosy(m): 3:16pm On Nov 25, 2018
BlaqCoffee109:
Who be this Suegbe? So you mean every woman you come across must be a broke fo.ol like you? The destiny of your generation sef join together no fit buy Benz that is why you think buying a Benz should be the greatest achievement of your destiny abi?...Kai, it is well with you...We are talking stock option in a fortune 500 kinda money you are here dreaming of buying benz...I can not begin to reason with you. Ewu Gambia,bia get off my mention, before I mop floor with you...

Stupid olosho whose account balance is 500 naira lol. Dem go still use you last last. A stupid daughter of a lovepedller
Religion / Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by Chiefjosy(m): 12:33pm On Nov 25, 2018
BlaqCoffee109:
and you assume we be one of those hoodrats you are used to? I be the one swapping your destiny... kikikikikiki, laughing in pvssy language...

Keep deceiving yourself till your destiny is being used to buy Benz if something even Dey the destiny self
Religion / Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by Chiefjosy(m): 12:10pm On Nov 25, 2018
DaddyNimo:

speak for yourself nigger, if pvssy still controls you, you need help and you should seek one fast. Sex is easily obtainable these days, so seeing it as a favour only shows how low your self-esteem is.

You self see as the guy dey talk like mumu. Him mumuism is legendary and second to none. Na weak ass mofo
Religion / Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by Chiefjosy(m): 11:58am On Nov 25, 2018
Quality20:
Oga na favour dem do Una by opening their legs for una wey de fornicate. We all know how many can't concentrate on anything until they penetrate a particular woman's genitals. Many even travel hundreds of kilos just to be laid. Many have lost promising jobs, and positions just because they need d favor of a woman's genitals. So pls keep quiet!
All these sexaholic n nymphomaniac ladies around ,who turned them that way? Bad guys using their evil desires to spoil our innocent ladies and later calling them golddiggers or ashwo

Pussy Nigga stfu. Don’t make me tear you slap
Religion / Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by Chiefjosy(m): 11:51am On Nov 25, 2018
MrPrimeUnit:

How is THAT your problem if her husband doesn't have a problem with it? If you have a problem with that then marry someone that shares the same views as you! If you come to MY house and tell MY wife bullshit like that don't be surprised if you end up with a black-eye.

Stfu only cowards makes mouth.
Religion / Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by Chiefjosy(m): 11:39am On Nov 25, 2018
abbeyfel:
This is the most stupid and baseless topic I've read on nairaland! What rubbish. Just mention where d bible said this specifically...

So that’s why you wanna cry?
Crime / Re: Cynthia Agomuo: Davis Uzoechi Stabbed My Sister, Jennifer Agomuo To Death (Graph by Chiefjosy(m): 9:25pm On Nov 24, 2018
oluseyioba:
Another fool running around without provocation.....even if she will side with her sis isn't that natural.....we have to be indifferent n have empathy.....which u sure don't have.....and don't quote me again.....nuisance

Stfu stupid mofo
Crime / Re: Cynthia Agomuo: Davis Uzoechi Stabbed My Sister, Jennifer Agomuo To Death (Graph by Chiefjosy(m): 9:00pm On Nov 24, 2018
kmcutez:


Blood splatter, forensic evidence and recreation of possible crime scene will prove if the guy is guilty or not.

All those things do not exist here. This is Nigeria not USA lol
Crime / Re: Cynthia Agomuo: Davis Uzoechi Stabbed My Sister, Jennifer Agomuo To Death (Graph by Chiefjosy(m): 4:48pm On Nov 24, 2018
kmcutez:


The guy went to her house, so there is a much more higher possibility of the sister’s story being true.

Even if the girl is the murderer, she can always claim self defense, since it occurred in her abode.

But she’s dead now. So there’s nothing like self defence and it’s the guy to proof self defence in this case
Crime / Re: Cynthia Agomuo: Davis Uzoechi Stabbed My Sister, Jennifer Agomuo To Death (Graph by Chiefjosy(m): 2:58pm On Nov 24, 2018
DonHummer:

It's not about being a pussy nigga, our brain is ment for thinking. so I should support the guys narrative so as to feel like a man, smh. No one would be happy seeing his/her dead sister being accused of something she is innocent of. The truth is always glaring, let's stand by it.

But we don’t know the truth and we’re not sure of what happened exactly yet
Crime / Re: Cynthia Agomuo: Davis Uzoechi Stabbed My Sister, Jennifer Agomuo To Death (Graph by Chiefjosy(m): 2:46pm On Nov 24, 2018
kmcutez:


Are you okay? The incident happened in the girl's house. Who do you think went to kill who? Use your God given senses for once.

Where the incident happened can’t actually describe who stabbed who first. So you’re the one who should use her sense
Crime / Re: Cynthia Agomuo: Davis Uzoechi Stabbed My Sister, Jennifer Agomuo To Death (Graph by Chiefjosy(m): 2:42pm On Nov 24, 2018
oluseyioba:
This faceless forum give many idiots liver sha....can't you pass a comment without using insulting words or just keep shut

Shut up you’re the useless one. Who did you expect the sister to support?
Crime / Re: Cynthia Agomuo: Davis Uzoechi Stabbed My Sister, Jennifer Agomuo To Death (Graph by Chiefjosy(m): 2:40pm On Nov 24, 2018
adextetoo:
Nairaland should always verify NEWS before putting it on main stream, this dead girl deserves apology and her family should be compensated.

The blogger that carried the fake news should get just 2 months in kirikiri.

Shut up pussy nigga, the sister may be lying idiot

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Crime / Re: Cynthia Agomuo: Davis Uzoechi Stabbed My Sister, Jennifer Agomuo To Death (Graph by Chiefjosy(m): 2:39pm On Nov 24, 2018
DonHummer:
I have followed this story and I can confidently state that the guy killed the girl.
look at the stab wound on the girls neck. it is very likely the guy is one of this useless drug addict roaming around in school. The idiot of a boy tried committing suicide but the coward couldn't complete the mission. it's quite unfortunate that dead men tell no tales

Shut up pussy nigga everywhere

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Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike: I Am Yet To Have Sex With My Sex Doll by Chiefjosy(m): 1:41pm On Nov 24, 2018
MsGood:

You're stupid! MF!

Leave that idiot, Na Gay

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Crime / Re: See What This Lady Did To Her Boyfriend After Seeing Nudes In His Phone by Chiefjosy(m): 11:09am On Nov 24, 2018
MadamExcellency:


The Lady is the breadwinner. Men should stop being ungrateful to ladies for looking to get out the Mr Perfect in you.

Simple and short, it's a pay back.

Olosho how did you conclude She’s the bread winner or you’ve not seen some stupid girls like that before ?
Crime / Re: Sister: "Jennifer Agomuo Didn't Commit Suicide, Her Boyfriend Killed Her" by Chiefjosy(m): 1:48am On Nov 24, 2018
Ijaycool:
Mhmmm,
It could be...

- Guy came to girls room (after break up... hoping for a reconciliation, which sometimes takes the shape of 'i want to collect my stuffs)

- girl not giving guy face, even telling him bad stuffs, cuz she was truly hurt.

- guy tries to touch girl, like 'Babe look me in the eyes and tell me you ain't into me again!!!', imagine him screaming that and forcing her to look at him.

- she warns, 'if you touch me again I swear I will stab you', she grabs a knife, she didn't mean to stab, inside her mind she knew she won't be able to stab...

- he knows she won't stab, so he dares her, and got more aggressive, cux he didn't think the breakup was that serious.

- he goes 'If you are crazy, stab me, I will touch you bitch! Nothing will happen'

- well, the devil took the opportunity, she stabs. Stabs again. He pushes her down, stabs her back and strangles her to death.

During the struggle, he was losing blood...

He needed an Alibi, well, claiming she poisoned herself will be a perfect alibi. Hence the news

Your dumbness is legendary. You mumu ehn village inspector. If she stab more than once, how would the guy have strength to stab back, use your common sense
Crime / Re: Sister: "Jennifer Agomuo Didn't Commit Suicide, Her Boyfriend Killed Her" by Chiefjosy(m): 1:41am On Nov 24, 2018
Colourich:
Mind you, the said lady was stabbed by her boyfriend, they did an autopsy and there was no trace of poison in her body, they also saw stab wounds on her body.The guy stabbed her and stabbed himself to make it look like she stabbed him. Also overdose on cough syrup cannot kill someone, it cam only make you high. The dead cannot speak.

Stfu idiot. Did you see the autopsy? How did you know??

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Celebrities / Re: Why No Woman Lives With K1 The Ultimate In His House by Chiefjosy(m): 12:13pm On Nov 23, 2018
victorian:








Awww thanks smiley


You’re welcome

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Celebrities / Re: Why No Woman Lives With K1 The Ultimate In His House by Chiefjosy(m): 11:31am On Nov 23, 2018
victorian:
Maybe he loves his space. People should free him jare.

Having a noisy and nosy wife with screams of kids everywhere can make one go crazy. Sometimes my neighbors kids drives me nuts during weekends, with the wife screaming at them to be quiet, but they keep jumping up and down with screams and yells! sad Mehn, I will just sigh with frustration , bathe, dress up and head to my office, where it's quiet and peaceful.

Even as a lady, my man is the quiet type. I am the quiet type, we both do not like noise and our kids will be trained to be calm ,quiet and well behaved.

I don't see anything wrong in kwam1 decision, and as lots of wives are even involved again? Abeg everyone stay their lane.

Intelligent Victorian

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Education / Re: IMSU Stabbing & Suicide Saga: Nigerian Students And Campus Marriage, The Way Out by Chiefjosy(m): 6:45am On Nov 23, 2018
husbandsnatcha:
believe me i wl get u! Just be praying

Next time you say this, I’ll help you reset your brain when i track you down
Education / Re: IMSU Stabbing & Suicide Saga: Nigerian Students And Campus Marriage, The Way Out by Chiefjosy(m): 6:44am On Nov 23, 2018
husbandsnatcha:
believe me i wl get u! Just be praying

Lol get me. Unless you are ready to have black eye olosho
Crime / Re: Jennifer Agomuo Suicide: See The Poison The IMSU Student Took That Killed Her by Chiefjosy(m): 6:42am On Nov 23, 2018
husbandsnatcha:
fuuuh; wat is smelling young man ...is it ur boxers?

Says a hoe whose puna smells like rotten fish

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