petkruz:


My dear I practically ignored u because u didn't offend me,let it stay that way! Don't drag yourself into another man's curse,because u have no idea what's about to befall your friend. I'd advise u stay out of it u hear? Good boy.

I have asked d mods to ban you and am sure they have done so. Old haggard witches like you shouldn't be allowed to roam freely on nairaland.

lezz:
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I was right when I called you pretentious. Just one jab from me and your glass facade has fallen to reveal an empty, sad, old spinster trying to pass as a moralist.
Oya take it again :



Your father shall die as a common thief, broke dispossessed and buried with a mat beside your community refuse dump.



Your grief stricken mother shall bury all her offspring by her own hand.

You shall remain childless and labour for marriage till your die of frustration.



The name of your family shall be the new English contemporary definition of failure.


Your mother shall look up to me for her monthly hair-do.

You shall prostitute for your own monthly sanitary pad.

Your brothers and uncles will die by public execution.

Ugly, lonely cretin.

Let your menstral flow skip their path and may you die from vagina internal bleeding.

My scathing remarks have a history of trailing its victims home, baby.

You will sob plenty tonight.

Child of fetishisms.

Why u dey follow that witch dey fight . Cant u see that girl is a frustrated old spinster?

petkruz:


This just proved u are insane and highly frustrated! All what u wrote shall be your portion this year. You shall eat dust,your family would weep for u,your dreams would be shattered, u shall bury your mother,may your father die by accident, may your generation be cursed, may men and women spit on you, may u run mad in the streets, may u beg for bread, may impotency rock your penis this year, may worms eat u up, may people reject u, may u die of frustration,my your mother die of stroke, may ur generation eat dust, may u be used as an object of ridicule in the streets, may u wear on shirt and trouser the whole of this year, may ur stupidity elope your wisdom, may u turn to a pick pocket in the streets, may u become a bus driver or conductor, may u beg for food, may people spit on you, may your unborn kids curse u,may u end up a broken record, may people hate u, may people curse u, may your dreams be shattered u bastard, may u die a beggar dis year, may people hoot at u in the streets because of madness, may under ojuelegba bridge be your home, I curse the food u eat, I curse the water u drink, I curse the clothes u wear, may fire roast your brains and render u an slowpoke, may your days be numbered on earth, may u die a horrible death, madness is your portion say amen, poverty is your portion can I hear a loud amen, stupidity is your portion claim it, begging is your portion say amen, may your parents continue to feed u till they die say amen, may u know no peace, May the evil ones rub u with disfavour, may you excel in stupidity, may madness be your portion, may u run into the streets before March dis year, may the devil sit on your destiny, cursed is your generation,cursed are ur bastard children,cursed are u! The next world to come you would eat sand in the streets of lagos,but you must die a beggar in this one, I spit on you, I spit on your destiny, I spit on your grave! You can now go,the curse would follow u to your grave, I must make sure of that! This would teach u a lesson not to insult people online because u don't know who is who,i'm from EDO state incase u don't know and I vow these curses would follow u to your grave, u would look for me to revert them u wudnt see, and finally u would run mad.

You act like someone who is under a curse. I pity dat fool u call a boyfriend

petkruz:


I didn't leave him because he was broke. I wanted to be free, he caged me, no friends, no hanging out, he was strict! As a crazy gal I couldn't stand all that hence I left but he thought I left cos he didn't have a job then.

Gold digging bittch. Law of karma has caught up with you. Am a close relative to your boyfriend, and he confided to me how you dumped him when he was broke, and now, you want to reap where you didn't sow.

This is just the beginning, that marriage you were dreaming of this year is just a dream in your big head. My nephew will never marry an Edo girl like you, worst of all a gold digging bitcth like you. Or you think we don't know how you were cheating on him when you guys first courted?

Am watching you closely. Anuofia

iamrealdeji:
so,Nsuka is a town? I used to think it's just a name of a University

Fool

Out of the 50 million shitters, 99% are yolobas. Its their culture.

ibkgab001:
Story ... Tell her to drop our money or else...



I miss Proff Dora Akunyili


I miss Dr Ameyo Adadevoh


If this useless frogged eye happened to be in thier shoes she would prefer the whole Lagos to perish in 3 days with EBOLA and the whole of NIGERIA to perish to fake drugs

Are u without sin to judge others?

What u wish for diezani will come back to you and your family 10 fold. AMEN

I can bet my ass that this is b0rn2fuck 's child. See d strong resemblance. Chai

b0rn2fuck:
I'm not commenting anymore or quoting anymore, matter don reach front page self, chiefokonkwo aka moboch may bring his trouble which may result in ban, but to be honest, rule the street diligence before going wide. No time

silly boy

DollyParton1:



I place a curse on myself. May i never reap the fruits of my labour.

Good

cybertyrant:
His popularity growing
Vanguard done report am
Next is
Punch
Guardian
Sun
Sahara reporters
BBC
aljazeera

Future news -prophet cybertyrant

War

Nigerian troops captured

Negotiations on captured troops

Exchange of kanu with 120 captured soldiers

8 States under rebel occupation

Buhari pleads with USA on occupated states

USA has failed us again -gowon

Buhari meets cameron on nigeria mayhem

Buhari to meet putin on biafra rebels and boko haram terrorists

Boko haram captures borno and adamawa

We will use our former strategy -obasanjo

Rebels loosing ground

Nuclear bomb threat: i will bombard the zoo with our new nuclear bombs-nnamdi kanu

600Days of captured states by boko haram and rebels

Nigeria wont survive-bakare

Israel,jamaica,haiti,South africa, gabon,france,tanzania,ivory coast +more recognizes Biafra

Bakassi peninsula captured by Biafra rebels

We will declare oduduwa if u dont defeat Biafra rebels by next year -yoruba elders

I wont give up-buhari

Biafra air strikes mainland bridge lagos

Lagos captured by Biafra rebels

Referendum issued to Biafra rebels

Yoruba leaders declare oduduwa republic

Oduduwa declaration:u are going nowhere or we will kill all of u-sanusi lamido

Say amen to my seen prophecy
At least 80% will be correct

Do u have malaria?

DollyParton1:

I and all my female family members are bitches.

Good u know yourselves

DollyParton1:

Just like every of your female family members.

Useless girl. I am an old man, n I have placed a curse on you. You will never find a man to marry you, mark my word.

DollyParton1:


you know girls in Biafra have no purpose in life. The highest achievement they attain in life is marriage, even if it is to a cretin like you.

And no sane woman with a whole life of achievement before her will marry a low life flat-head like you.

Shameless biitch

fatahtalks:


wat does hijab has to do with dis. devils hate anything morality. remember not everybody in Niger republic is a Muslim. no Muslim will Eva do prostitution. we thank God even the non Muslim knows that u can accuse the Muslim of many things but wen it comes to sexual morality we r still d best. take it or leave it

Shut up. Who told u that? Say what u r sure of

DollyParton1:
If I wake up tomorrow morning and its not raining fire and brimstone just as y'all Biafrans have been threatening on here, then it becomes confirmed that y'all nothing but bunch of Báśťáŕď flat-heads.
As in Original omo-ale atoko wa ba ile je.
Awon omo irankiran dede.

Tomorrow u will open a thread on nairaland on another moniker to start crying that you cant find a husband. But which sane man would want to marry a woman who spills out thrash like this?

sukkot:
she is guilty by association. just being associated with diezani and jonathan tells me she is a thief after-all what business has light with darkness ? show me your friends and i will show you who you are. thats enough evidence to convict her.

Fool

GudluckIBB:
Nebo, May your enemies take glory for your efforts

Gej was there for 6 years but he failed. Now you are claiming GEJ did wonders with your wide mouth

Don't worry,your file will be opened soon.
Dirty man

U are attracting curses to your self. What wrong did d man of god say to warrant u insulting him? Be careful, only a thin line exists between online and real life

lol. chief okonkwo aka mobuch, finally makes front page.

cc b0rn2fuck, i know say u no go sleep well today.

DaBullIT:
Una wan make we dey pity?

Na lie


The man is a notorious criminal that's all I want to know


And I still need a certified non Nigerian proof that he's really dead

if you had that same opportunity, you would do worse. Nigerians are inherently criminals; its in their DNA

OBITUARY: Wife Critically Ill, Son Killed In Dubai…The Sad End Of Alamieyeseigha


Diepreye Solomon Peter Alamieyeseigha, the first elected governor of Bayelsa state, did not die a happy man. He suffered multiple tragedies in his last days on earth and, on Saturday, went to his grave abruptly, apparently with a broken heart.


In October 2014, the man once known as the “governor-general of the Ijaw nation” flew to Dubai, United Arab Emirates, to retrieve the corpse of Oyamieyifa, one of his sons who died under controversial circumstances. No father wants to bury his child, and not even under such a cloud. Tonbra, his other son, broke up with his wife of seven months, Chikodi Stella Ononiwu, early 2015 in controversial circumstances after a dream wedding which was the talk of the town. That might have been of little worry to Alamieyeseigha, who had to also watch his wife, Margret, suffer so much pain as a result of bad health.

TheCable also understands that she is currently undergoing treatment for a life-threatening ailment. And in a most dramatic twist of fate, the British government recently requested his extradition to face trial for alleged money laundering, according to reports. Oyoms Alamieyeseigha Oyamieyifa died in controversial circumstances In September 2005, the UK’s Metropolitan police had detained him after finding about £1 million cash on him, and another £1.8 million in cash and accounts. He was subsequently charged with money laundering but he jumped bail after allegedly disguising as a woman, an allegation he denied. A family source told TheCable about how the former governor received the news of the plans to extradite him to the UK. “He was devastated over the plans to take him back to UK for trials. He told family members that he has suffered enough of the judicial processes and humiliation,” the source said. A few days later, he fell into a coma. He never recovered. He died on Saturday from cardiac arrest at the University of Port Harcourt Teaching Hospital, the Bayelsa state government said.


JONATHAN STOOD SOLIDLY BY HIM Jona Ala Alamieyeseigha and his protege, Jonathan Alamieyeseigha, a retired air force officer, used to enjoy a cult-like status among his people and his travails in the UK did not deny him of that. Loyalty is rare to find in the Nigerian political terrain but DSP, as his supporters called him, got that even from Goodluck Jonathan, his two-time deputy who would later become vice-president and president of Nigeria. Unlike the average politician who would capitalise on the misfortune of his superior to launch himself into power, Jonathan stood by Alamieyeseigha until he was impeached on December 9, 2005. In a chat with journalists shortly after he took over the reins of government in Bayelsa, Jonathan said: “You all know how I have been loyal to him from the beginning until this sad event made me succeed him.” In his last known interview before he died, Alamieyeseigha commented on what made him choose Jonathan as a partner. “I wanted a deputy governor who had high level of intelligence and stable character like Jonathan,” he told Vanguard. “I also needed an establishment person and somebody who was not too ambitious that if I was out, he could stand in for me and could run the state. I needed somebody, who would not attempt to cause trouble if I travelled out of the state so that I could sleep well.” And that was exactly what Jonathan did.


THE CORRUPTION ALLEGATIONS AGAINST HIM In July, 2007, Alamieyeseigha was sentenced to two years in prison and many of his assets were ordered to be forfeited to the Bayelsa state government. He was discovered to have owned real estate in London worth £10 million. In December 2009, the federal government hired a British law firm to help dispose of four expensive property acquired by Alamieyeseigha in London. In 2012, the US Department of Justice announced that it had executed an asset forfeiture order on $401,931 in a Massachusetts brokerage fund, traceable to Alamieyeseigha. The allegations of corruption against him were mind-boggling, arousing fury when Jonathan as president of the country, pardoned him in March 2013.


HE FORGAVE OBASANJO, HIS NEMESIS obasanjo Obasanjo Alamieyeseigha believed former President Olusegun Obasanjo masterminded his trial and ruined him politically because he opposed Obasanjo’s rumoured third term agenda. He spoke on his encounters with the former president, saying he had forgiven him. He said: “I cannot be living in the past because it does not help. It pains quite well but again, if it was not permitted by God, it would not have happened. And for me to be alive, I thank God. Sometimes when I reflect on where I am coming from, I even at times ask why I am still alive, having passed through what I have passed through. It reminds me of Psalm 23, somebody passing through the valley of the shadow of death. I passed through it several times. For me to be alive, I do not need to have anything in mind. “I have been at a very close quarters with Obasanjo twice. The first encounter was at the Katsina Airport during the wedding of the daughter of late President Yar’Adua. I did not even know that he was in the VIP lounge. I wanted to use the rest room and here was Obasanjo directly sitting inside. I was even scared because he almost passed out. “I held his hand and he said DSP what have I done to deserve a handshake from you? There were other people; Kenny Martins and one of his political friends present. I said I was shaking him for two reasons. One was because of the Almighty God who created us. Number two is that tradition demands that we should welcome our visitors. Then Kenny got up and said, great leader, great leader and he came to hug me. “The second encounter was when I was going to Dubai and if Obasanjo had known that I was in that aircraft, he would not have entered but I was already seated. We were very few in the aircraft. Because of fear, Obasanjo saw me and hysterically called me ‘Fayose, Fayose’ and I told him that I was not ‘Fayose.’ I said former president, Olusegun Mathew Okikiola Aremu Obasanjo, you are a devil incarnate. I said when we were small, our lesson teachers always talked about this devil and this devil and I never knew that the devil is a human being. I told him that you are a direct descendant of the devil. I told him that if you talk, I will throw you out of this aircraft. “I knew of truth that he did not sleep throughout the flight. The only thing he said was DSP, is it only you that entered prison. I too entered prison. He said you entered prison and I entered prison. He kept quiet and I left. But I have forgiven him.”


DICKSON WILL SURELY MISS HIM: One of those who would suffer from the demise of the ex-governor is Governor Seriake Dickson, who is standing for another election, in less than two months. The deceased was actively involved in the re-election campaign of Dickson. Responding to the news of the death, Dickson described Alamieyeseigha “a rare gem”, saying his demise “is a very painful and monumental loss to the entire Ijaw nation, which he has always stood firm for in all its ramifications”. Born on November 16, 1952, Alamieyeseigha was governor of Bayelsa state from May 29, 1999 to December 9, 2005 when he was impeached.

Source: https://www.thecable.ng/obituary-wife-critically-ill-son-killed-dubai-sad-end-alamieyeseigha

b0rn2fuck:
abeg wetin be the babe name, sound like similar girlfriend I have too, mine name start with FU..., wayahoo, her stubbornness no get part 2,but I think distancing myself has let her show respect a little and gift reduction as let her know I do not cares as before but use that instrument to let her known,you cannot be frustrating and still be expecting to attend to every of your needs, her body don calm a little since then.she is still with me till today but I like this babe, no bi small.infact I like her pass my baby Mama.

Mobuch should quote me this baby mama talks anyway, thunder go fire ham! Chiefokonkwo of igboland.

Akpa-amu

CC

poweredcom and b0rn2fuck

RedBenson:


Retired but not tired grandpa, can you help me find one of such women who are different from others in their conduct in family and societal affairs? Lol.

No woman worth my investment. They are not loyal. My children will be my paramount priority and after then, siblings. If she is not ok, the road to hell is always widely open.

you can checks all the ashewo joints where u have being a regular customer to find your class of women ; or you ask your comrade in ashewoism mr b0rn2fuck to helps u out

RedBenson:
Well, i wouldnt like to bla bla bla too much but i would like to address issues as i may be able.

No woman, i repeat, no woman is seem to be a sure property to any man, not even your wife. Yes, you heard me well....i said not even your wife, yes the woman you paid dowry to and killed cows for the community to eat and celebrate. She's certainly not yours and may never be yours. We've had so many issues of this kind of situation and they will continue to happen till the end of time. Women are unpredictable and obviously will remain so till only God knows when such will stop. The very last encounter is a woman who married to a mechanic and the union has already produced 3 kids with the eldest starting JSSI this September. The mechanic husband took it upon himself to train her in the university and she gradauted. When she went to service, according information made available, till this very minute, her whereabout is not known again. Not like she was kidnapped or killed, but because she followed another guy and dumbed the sorry ass mechanic husband and kids behind. Well, such wasnt the first nor the second, third, fourth or will it ever be the last.
Girlfriends and wives dumb their partners regularly.

Now, imagine if all the resources spent in sending a girlfriend/wife to school were spent in sending a brother/sister, the impact that would've created in the family. Train him/her to become a medical doctor, lawyer, an accountant etc. He/she comes out and be gainfully employed, the impact wont just be created on you alone who trained him/her, but to the family, the community and the society. As he is your brother/sister, the status remains same till death come calling. If it's well with him/her financially, it will be well with you as well. Even when you go broke, he/she will sure be there to support you and make sure your challenging moment does not last for long. I will post a further link to prove my point in this regard. What am i saying? Your brother or sister is the right channel to make that investment. Guys, wise up and stop spending your money on that lady/woman. She's not yours and may forever not be yours. Invest and groom that your brother/sister especially the he/she who has interest in education and bring him/her to appreciable level that the society will now appreciate him/her while he/she works and contribute his/her quota to the national/community development. Women are just there for their selfish interest and will sure dumb you once a better option seems to show up. But your brother/sister will forever remain your brother/sister.

This is something i learnt recently and therefore decided to bring it to the knowledge of those who may not think in this direction.

Well, a word is said to be enough for the wise.

I'm out of here!

how old are you young boy? you should be banned from creating threads in nairaland. this thread is absolutely senseless.

Not all women are the same, just as not all men are the same. search for a good woman, build her up and she will be a blessing to your nuclear and extended family. peace.

Omoh26:


Thanks alot

ok

Some morons here thought I was a joker when I ppromised legal actions against akiolu aafter 48hrs if he doesn't apologise to ndigbo, with another promise to make lagos hot for him and his people. Now the game has just began, let's play.