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@topic; funny!!! y is it dat most peps like generalizin? "baffles me alot"

acidrop:
marlet before u take my angel to a date, don't u think u should inform the co- angel first. chi abeg no follow am ooo, he did not do the right things according to custom

Hahahahaha; no worry nothing like that go take place in your behind   

dropy!!!

pretty!

@topic; i do feel for you though but after readin your post and other people's replies, i felt obliged 2 respond 2 your post. just wonderin if u've heard d sayin "cut your coat accordin 2 your size"_{no hurt feelins} if u do need a brand new phone desperately and u just have N17000, you also want either razar or a nokia with all those features u listed and u can't settle 4 less! How do u want 2 come about havin d phone(s) of your choice?
probably u need 2 do a quick reality check it might help u reconsider what you're actually lookin 2 get _{Just a suggestion Didnt intend 2 bruise your ego!}

nl neva cease 2 amaze me

@topic; whether u look older or younger it doesnt matter as such , sometimes its not all about d looks. . .  so  dont even stress urself about dat so much. trust me dere r still potentials out dere who dont care about d looks

To us also, through every star, through every blade of grass, is not God made visible if we will open our minds and our eyes: Thomas Carlyle

Continuous effort, not strength or intelligence is the key to unlocking our potential: Liane Cardes

wat word?

@ topic; In church yesterday learnt about God's Gift and 1 of his gifts might b him callin u 2 do his work. He could actually use d things dat r most irrelevant to the eyes of men and make it very significant in other 2 Glorify his "Name".
Besides dat the love of God is so overwhelming dat if we put our whole trust in him hewould neither leave us nor forsake us although we might b chastised because its still d process of our growth in Christ.

acidrop:
hahahahah, sup babe , i just say make i talk small lie, y are u blowing my cover now

no vex abeg! was just 2 much 2 with hold infact ehnn blame my fingers cos dey did d typin

BABEELOVE:
he he he he he he he!!! When you wake up---look again!!!

Yes oh!!! Smiling really takes lesser muscles----I think we will like to see doyin13 frown "jest a lirrle"!!!! The bobo go "jest" explode into 10,000 lirrle Omarion pieces. So do not make him angry acid!!! I am waiting to catch the breast part of him to add to my own!!!

I wonder oh!!!! Like our own Nairaland doyin13 no fine pass O!!!!

hahahaha " u really crack me up ooo!!!

BABEELOVE:
Chiegemba!!!!! Please do not wake him up!!!!

"its all good"

olanajim:
Cheigemba, you know what?

A teacher was trying to illustrate the danger of alcohol to the body in a class. He then pour drops of alcohol on specimen worms. The worms dies instantly.
Then he asked one of the students to comment on the lessons in that experiment.
The student said "when we drink alcohol we won't have worms in our body!"

The real life drama is many are like that student that turn a good observation into comedy of absurd. By their words, you shall spot them.

I know you aint looking for a 'missing link' , just be yourself. When people focus their mirrors at you and tell you what they see, remember to take a second look at their own face in THE SAME MIRROR, you would see more than they saw.

Thanks 4 d "food 4 thought" would always b on d look out 4 those "Mirrors" u've been layin emphasis on

BABEELOVE:
I knew for sure he had found that missing mirror he was talking about!!!   My dear Chiegemba!!!  You are a brave girl.  I am too scared of that YIM-BIM-AIM-MIM or any other "IM" mess.  Person no go sleep for house again  Nairaland is bad enough--you wan come add "IM" to the problem Have a lovely day at work.  Enjoy your gentlemanly mirror oh!!!

Hahahahahaha! @ Babeelove; i no b dey 4 d mirror business oooo but about d yahoo stuff i generally like meetin new people "male & female" and with time if i find out dat i kinda made a mistake i just ignore future conversations with them so really i dont count it as a great ordeal 2 add them 2 my yahoo

acidrop:
e no go, maybe i was in d library, like a good girl, call me in 5 mins, i will be at home, na God say make u call me sef, i be don dey miss una

ok now, no probs but it wont b in d next 5mins ooo probably when i get 2 work and am settled in like say in d next 2-3hrs i go call u k

dropyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

hey dropy; tried callin u 2day " wetin do ur phone?"

hahahahahaha!

u guys r all funny "^{nice meetin u guys}".

BABEELOVE:
OMG!!! I guess we are all bored!!!  This is what insomnia causes!!!  Well I am awake because I have to work 16 hrs tomorrow and if I go to sleep now I will not survive driving home the next morning.  So pardon my "coquettish" wayo flirting as you call it!!!  It is not gentlemanly to be "sheap"!!!!

Thank for for bringing us back to planet Nairaland!!!  Pray tell us!!! Did you find any gents!!!  No need to mention names---just give us a hint by scrambling the names a tad!!!

@ babeelove; actually dere is really nothin 2 hide so scramblin dere names would b of no use. but dere r quite a few of them dat if i decide mentionin names i wont leave 4 work but i do have a lot of them added on my yahoo messenger

olanajim:
Chiegemba, thank you for being observant. Your mirror show you are a positive person. I guess you used PLANE mirror. It tell it as it is.

@Olanajim; thanks 4 d complement if dats 1 but not really sure about d mirror thing though " But probably u sure would fall into d group of d gentlemen i have met on nl"

@topic;

can never get enough dose of laughter whenever i visit dis site

@topic; generalization without enough prove isnt really d best Personally i dont think dere r so many "Homos" in d North.

@topic; i 've actually come across some and i personally think they r worth knowin ^{thumbs up 2 those that r real gentle. . . men} 

take her on a cruiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

u do need 2 smile 2

Wish u d very best in life

I wish u luck! "guess u need all d possible lucks that would come your way"

yeah! sure does

NaJa HaJe:
My people dey talk say 'person way too dey ask question no dey miss road' , but u no what? , in this sitution it does not apply to you. You need help!!! from when you are considering it enough to ask if you should go ahead , hhhmmmmm , u need serious Mountain of Fire Deliverance.

MAKE THEM NACK YA HEAD FOR GROUND WELL WELL, your head go correct with immediate effect.

ANUOFIA!!!!! (long hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss)

Cant help but laugh out loud!!!

@topic; Ur girlfriend needs some help!!! u might 2; 4 even considerin dis as an option

lexyflexy:
If a girl likes You, she would go anywhere with You - even the TOILET

nah! don't b deceived she might just do that because she is after somethin 2_{girls got games 2!!!} not necessary because she likes u

@topic; pray 2 God 2 send u someone very special so u don't end up when a wrong person. A girl could love u just 4 whom you're _{not just likes} 

marlet01:
Charge ? ?

I think I'd do it for free _{provided you can co-operate}

Tried not readin in between d lines but ended up doin so? _{thanks though i changed my mind}

still works

dis thread still dey @ topic; i guess i am 4 d last time  

@topic; follow ur heart not ur head

for now

i wish u would meet me @ our joint

marlet01:
I wish chiegemba knew that I am imaculate

i wish i could believe dat so easily without a slight doubt in me