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how much he wan send u sef, cus 1 million 5 yrs ago no b same 1 million today ooohhh

loving the series.

adewumiopeyemi:
Is she an halfcast why is she na fair like this

her father is German

beta Dan Nigeria league

Kelvin30286063:
I never thought I'll never share my own cuz I don't want to remember it but I will. Maybe sharing it will help me heal from that painful embarrassment.
We were suppose to have this group presentation at 300L and as always I was group leader. Naturally group leaders will present the topic to the class and the lecturers and the lecturer in charge of the course will award mark to everyone in the group based on the group presentation and individual contributions to the project.
I don't have problem presenting, Infact I've done that all my school years. I was always group leader so I always present except if the lecturer opted otherwise but that particular course was not my favorite and I don't know nada in it. Infact I hated it so much that I only pick the note whenever I'm trying to sleep and it's not coming. I'll start reading it then sleep go catch me.

Knowing fully well that I was going to present the topic, I decided to cheat. What I did was simple (or so I thought until everything scattered) I recorded all the presentation paper on my phone, bought an earphone and thought to myself that I'll just play it and listen to it while I repeat after it.
To be fair, I practiced it at home several times that I had even memorized all the words and I should have just used that but I was bent on doing what I planned.
D-day came, class was full cuz presentation is always like a test. The marks are awarded and they represent your test.
I got to the stage and played the recording (did as if I wanted to adjust my phone)
Na so wahala start oo. Lecturer was like... What's the topic of your group... (recording don dey play oo)
I said it, I listen, record don go pass introduction, na so I start to dey stammer.
Everything just scatter. Luckily, one of the group members noticed that I wasn't myself, he quickly took it from me and started explaining the topic. He should have been made the group leader sef since that was he favourite course but na so dem think say na Kelvin fit do am...

Last last, after presentation, the lecturer looked at me and was like, what is wrong with you?
I said nothing sir. He said then that nothing almost cost your group 30 marks. Everybody in class bursted into laughter.
Funny enough, the recording was still playing, how it manage to still be playing when presentation has ended is what baffled me. I must have recorded it really slowly that even if I was repeating after it, I would have sounded like a big fool.

lol this guy funny

this Mike sef road way lead im house leads to mine Buh im no fit lobby the govt to repair am

Amazingman:
He's a bigger boy. Racism is 100th real.

and vinicius and Co are pink right

stopped watching in season 6 episode 2, got bored

my Senate list showing no records Wetin e mean.

one thing folks here have to understand is that language don't have to be spoken by only natives to the world we are English speaking country Dey no say igbo, Yoruba or Hausa , language can b borrowed or added, I knew about the igalas in anambra jst about 2 or 3 yrs ago, for the benue igbo own I Hv met 2 guys that are igbos from benue, the igalas in anambra are bilingual so u won't notice at first, for the guys doubting weda this and that language is spoken here or there should understand people can b multilingual

Brukx:
How is it? Compare it to Power, Breaking Bad

its based on a real life crime boss during the 60s.its cul jst a new series only two episode is out, so I can't Rate it yet

Godfather of Harlem

big odds way I play enter na all this 1.3 and so come spoil am, e Dey beta make big odd cast Dan spoil odds e Dey always pain me pass

home videos gross more than all this, jst da no stat to back it up, buh this movies way una list no popular for street Ohh, na only 30 days in Atlanta I kn

Trackango:
All the roads in Enugu are spoiling.
Pot holes everywhere.
Enugu is just on Autopilot

dat governor is known as first female governor in enugu

snowfall is hot

isaiah9:
SNOWFALL

da girl shoot Franklin

u southis r funny, oh Somalis sell fake goods, pakis do this, Zimbabweans r thief, Nigerians r drug dealers and Tanzanians are street urchins, yet una go loot thre expired food shops and drug shops.

MPSA:
My Brother, You are correct Somewhere, We don't travel, Especially across Africa, We were isolated from the Rest of the Continent since from the beginning of South Africa, The are so many things that we don't understand from our Continent, We used to do things our way for many years, You do things differently, We aren't used to migrate, We always want to solve our problems right here at home, Your Number is growing with a different culture, Most of us it's very difficult to cope with the whole thing, Most of us need our own space, We don't get that space, This is truly frustrating, We don't Support this Looters and criminals, But we're battling to be Honest, We don't hate you Guys but we're not used to the whole thing.

Lastly! We aren't struggling like you claim, Our life is perfect, That's Why we don't dream about Overseas Countries, Nothing special on other Countries, This thing of Migration is disturbing most of us, We don't want it to be specific, It doesn't mean we hate you Guys, But we need our space,

Is going to take years before we understand the whole thing, We only travel because of business matters and return to our country again, I don't think My People hate you, is all about culture or life style

Only this Looters are really Problem, No one is supporting them

who is Tom omotso, southis for fbook wan roast me say we b rapist and kidnappers

nicepoker101:
Angola, Mozambique, Botswana, swatini, Lesotho. Should all join

lesotho way there people full sa can nva join

Zoharariel:
Exactly! They think it is every ethnicity or race that will accommodate their shenanigans & despicable lifestyles.

When you refuse to discipline your wayward children at home, they would be disciplined by strangers outside your home.

Now, they're calling for "Operation Destroy Your MTN Sims" & "Total Boycott of South Afrikan Businesses".

I wonder if it was their parents that bought me my MTN sim card or DSTV.

When you refuse to conduct yourselves in civil manner like the rest of other Nationals, then be prepared to face the consequences of your actions.

You travel abroad with your primitive & dishonest mentality to dis-virgin our National image through your cocaine-trafficking, fake drugs & armed-robbery business in your host Countries - and then think you can blackmail the FG into coming to your rescue.

Even if Nigeria is a failed state, should that be a justification for their greed & unruly behaviour everywhere they go?

Their people are on death-row in virtually all the prisons worldwide.

Chinese Prisons, Malaysian Prisons, Cambodian Prisons, Indonesian Prisons, Ghanian Prison - and even Benin Republic Prison.

Yet, they refuse to learn.

The Nigerian Army should do the needful. Anybody wey do anyhow, let them see anyhow - Nonsense!

in sa Zimbabweans and somalians r the most attacked national in Da, cuz they live mostly in township, Nigerians don't like living in townships cus of xenophobic characters of black sa

let's loot shoprite lol police will jst tag una terrorist and shoot una

BafanaBafana:
where exactly are they in benue

google about it, I my self no kn till I met them in school, they are found in about two local government I think they r the majority in those local govt, the should Hv bn put in enugu, igbos r not only in south east as indigenes n southeast are not 100percent igbos too, in my state anambra we get two ethnic groups igbos and Igalas , the igalas have bn assimilated into igbo culture buh Dey still preserve there language to a good extent, they speak igala and igbo, buh the use of igala is diminishing, that's why anambra state govt is making effort in seeing da e no go happen, igala is recognized as official language there.

simonlee:
When they reach Chukwudi's shop...
Mob: are you not a Nigerian?
Chukwudi:

lol u no go make heaven

PUSSYHOE:
Is this a joke? even the most depressed person on the planet cant watch that show and call it boring. Do you even know the definition of boring?

its not my kind of series, all this stock and trade thing local man no grab. it's boring I force my self reach 5 episodes

billions was boring to me downloaded many episode ended up watching only 5, den deleted it all waste of data, since den bfr I download any series na only 3 to kn if to download more

olisaEze:
Oga abeg how una take trace bitcoins biko?

mayb they have super mining computers that record transactions which is hard cus blockchain no Dey leave trace

their are native benue igbos thre community is underdeveloped.

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purplekayc:
did anyone notice that Nigerian N100 note during the intro music?

yeah I notice am awolowo head

una Dey blame bus and trailer una no c the kind road dem Dey drive ontop