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Yeah we do! I nominate myself

Easy to say "I'll go with my heart" When yawa go gas now. . they will run back to their parents.

Of course every man on NL would claim they are the GOOD ones out there. I beg to differ on that.

A good man is hard to find so is a good woman. When you get one . . . grab it with TWO hands.

Do what I did. . Give em lip balm

danity_k:
I give up on you. . . and I told you before hand o!  

@ topic . . . he knows himself. He's the best thing that happened to me this year and he'll probably be the best thing to happen to me next year.

Chika, na who you wan kill? I don't blame you. We are still searching on your behalf sha.

So which one are you Aubrey Oday or D'Woods??

Dey dia dey look for him. . while I'm running back to HIM

If I did i would have to kill U

danity_k:
Your personal matchmaker . . . now answer me!
Did you find a man without my help?

Danity K ke? U know who am talking about

danity_k:
Ewoooo! Chika - who is him?

Who is this?

Him I can't help it

davidylan:
is this about "foolish" life experiences?

No but you can add yours

Sauron: Yes i LOVE akara and i can make a mean one too

tope2000:
Lol . . . . . . .  
@Topic
I was around age of 11-12 , my mum sent me on an errand, I remember when i got to the place there was this particular song on the radio, it was an ADEWALE AYUBA song. In that song there was something about 'keya lo ra condom' [Go and buy condom].lol
i was so curious to find out what the word condom meant, so i quickly dashed home just to ask my mum. So when i got home that was the first thing i asked ' mum what is a condom' she looked at me and Slap me instead and asking me where i heard it from and i told her and she told it was a bad word and i should never say it again.lol

Lmao!! Reminds me of this incident. I don't know if you remember this song" lets talk about sex baby. . lets talk about you and me. . lets talk about all the good things all the bad things sex baby" etc. . So my mum had visitors and i was coming from the kitchen singing the song jejely ooh. Na so my mama whoop me that day tire. She's like what do you know about sex? blah blah

lol. I used to eat those a lot too. I miss it

sillyboy:
Zimbabwe wey them they use 5,000,000,000.00 Zimbabwean dollar buy 30 naira worth of bread!

Not even in the same zipcode as funny. Where is the correlation??

Lmfao! U shoulda stayed and watch your butt get whooped because of cereal

sillyboy:
On a trip to New Jersey via Amsterdam, I met a lady at the Schipol airport and I wanted to do my "thing", she just asked me if am flying business class. The question knocked me off. . . .but i squared my shoulders and said nope but maybe when we fly together to Peuto Ricco. She smilled and just walked away without saying anything more. The girl(a friend) I was going with laughed at me till we got to New Jersey.

NB: You people should share now!. . . .afterall no one knows who you are.!

I ain't saying she a gold digger but she ain't messing with no broke . .  

Ehen. . ha n'eri anu mmadu

LMAO! I have nothing to say . . . yet.

kegikwanu: Ndi ngwa n'eri anu mmadu

nwa-uwa:
Ify na Fake,iwe unu abuo na ewem big time 
Unu kara obi gba akwukwo na agwaghi anyone of us,even me 
I wish unu abuo the best of married life na a mindighi na iwe di na obi m esp for Ify  .a nurum na i di ime omumu,Ya gazie.
@mmadu nile,nwa mere way na ekele na asi ka Chineke chebe anyi nile na ekeresimesi a.

Okwa ihula onye mgbata ashiri a?? Onye siri gi bia gwa anyi?

Doncaster: kedu?

Olay Quench

Adam Brody:
I blame myself everyday and even though i try to blot it out of my head, the break up scenario gets clearer everyday in my head. I have done everything to forget and blank it out but to no avail. I met her once on fb and asked her what really happened and why she reacted like that. She just switched off and went into blank mode ever since. She is on my fb page for a year now but we say nothing to each other. If i delete her, it seems cowardly, if i continue to allow her stay, it's a mental torture everyday.

I think it will end someday the moment i get true answers and know the reason for what happened that day! I don't enjoy what i said am doing now but my mind is totally in control of my actions. Its a worthless fight to win until my mind is satisfied!

Do i think i am still in love with her all these years or is my ego playing tricks with my emotions? I really don't know which is which and hence my present behaviour is a veritable past time to banish the mind job disturbing me, that's why i am seeking help.

I know people might make fun of me, insult me and say all manner of crap to get at me, but i know the danger ahead! its just like a serial kiler who kills continously and knows its bad but can't stop and needs help to stop! Call it delusion, call him demented but the killing gives him peace. I feel like that serial killer now! Because i know loads of girls will still get hurt until i get answers which has so far eluded me!

Seriously?? This is a serious issue. I cannot even imagine why you would STILL choose to let this girl control your emotions. I guess you are still looking for closure which you haven't gotten yet. I reckon you will never get it either. Have you even cried about this?? OR are the emotions still pent up inside of you. Better yet. . This is not a healthy way to live. You need someone to talk to because obviously you are very empty on the inside. Seek help!

HR.hotness:
i delibrately drove into a guys car for an excuse to talk to him. . . my breaks were faulty and i was takin it to get fixed, i saw him park and ther was enough room for me to get through but i just cldnt resist temptation. it was only a small dent but i got his number at d end of it. . . totally worth it!

Na wa ooh. That's some bold moves right there.

~Sauron~:
It's a small world. . . . . . Can u imagine??

I can't remember having ONE. . . .

Numerous then i assume?

Adam Brody:
Good! I hate fights and i can't stomach them, hence my running away from them!

Well back then, its been quite some years now sha! I don't know whether its a crime to fall in love madly with someone, and try to become a reponsible b/f leading hopefully to marriage. All the things girls crave for in characteristics in Men.ehm, religious, doesnt drink and smoke, doesnt cheat, always there for here, listening ear etc, now i wont deny we didnt have quarrels or fights like every normal relationship but i noticed i was always the first to say "am sorry" most of the time to bring things back to normal but when you break up with someone on vals eve without any prior discussion about it and you take me to a fast food joint and another guy brought you in a car and left off with you and you tell me your calling it off because "i am too cool" and "not adventurous", then you know you have turned that person to a wack job!

Things like this happen all the time. Take heart.

ofcourse you go for the kill. Everyone has had a crush or crushes at some point or another.

Credit card no be hin money. Me i no go take. I believe in CASH only

tope2000:
So what if my hubby happens to be diddy nkan


I no dey do shrine abeg

No offense but I don't think you look anything like Cassie.