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Black card ke? U go wait tire

@ Post: No love no dey do me like that. If na my husband then that is a different thing but just a bf?? Hell no!

tope2000:

Well there is a guy that works in company not  far from my house but i only go to there maybe once in a mnt to do sum stuffs but i like the guy for real, i always catch myself looking at him but i think hes married so does that count as a CRUSH but we do speak.

Yeah it does.

I remember when we used to take confirmation classes in Naija. I would stare at this boy ALL the time and he would do the same. Funny enough. .we never said anything to each other until years later. So stupid.

MrCrackles:
Yes it is me and you!

Abi?

Never know

tope2000:
U know i have been sitting here thinking?
I can't remember a guy i had a serious crush to extend that i would do things to make him notice me

Even if it is going past his house a thousand times or befriending his sister?? I had crushes on dudes. Those were the days though

MrCrackles:
Nairaland don craze nowadays

So many lunatics and retards have infiltrated these forum

Since then, things have never been the same!!

U sure sey e no be you?

tope2000:
Its funny, i have never really had a CRUSH on a guy before, I'm i weird?

Yeah you are weird! U haven't had a crush before??

This is a trick question. We all know the answer to that.

Unu ona ha akwa la efe xmas unu?

Already made ka obu lace?

j-girl:
Now see, unlike you, I have better things to do with my Saturday than to engage in a meaningless conversation with you. Through your last post, you have shown me that there is absolutely no hope for you or that silly piece of flesh (your d**k) that controls you so I'm going to let you be. Continue in your wonderful ways. When you get your gonorrhea, chlamydia and herpes, maybe then you'll see how stupid you are not to have used condoms.

IGNORE him

Buhahahahaha. See epistles of James and John. If you wanna dump girls go ahead and knock yourself out. By the way, who is this?? I reckon you ain't new here.

LoveAlways:
My interest in women began to grow again and i felt attracted to a chick after a while and i noticed she had the kind of
After the girl broke up with you, you began to dislike yourself.  That's why you changed who you are.  You went from being a religious respectful guy, to being a jerk.  What caught my attention, is the fact that you know full well that you are destroying the women you date, just because one pathetic woman, loved you and left.  You are very aware of your actions.  I do not think that you need help, you just need to decide when you will stop taking your pain out on others and on yourself.  You probably care for the woman you spoke of in bold.  Unfortunately, she would have to treat you like the crap that you now believe yourself to be, in order to hold your interest.  

You really need to know that you are a wonderful guy, underneath all the drinking and cigarette smoke.  Maybe God sent you a beautiful angel, one to help you restore your faith in women, but you just goofed it up.

Tell him ooh. The guy is just messed up. That is if his story is true anyways.

~Sauron~:
Me ke?? Nobody knows what i look like.
Don't believe what gossip mongers are spreading. . . . . .

No worry my photo no go dey for NL. I no go post am. I don't want ppl to run away from me

~Sauron~:
I don't believe you. . . . . .
Lets do a deal~~~~~~put urs first and i pwomise i would put mine AFTER.

We all know what you look like so this deal right there no go work.

~Sauron~:
U are not serious. . . . . . What are u now?? Mugabe!!!

I look close to him sha.

You will never get the answers you seek. People get heartbroken all the time but they MOVE ON! You need to do that same. You are digging a bigger hole for yourself than you realize. It will only come back to bite you even more. She hurt you and U need to forgive her and MOVE ON!

~Sauron~:
I will be the judge of that. . . . . .Post it!!!!!!

It is up now. Go and have a look. I hope U like

~Sauron~:
U ain't cute?? I doubt it!!!

Please I ain't . No need to tell me something i already know.

All tok and no action. Na real wa!

DavidDylan:
post ur own first chika . . .   I especially love to look out for photos of women who say stuff like the above . . . 9 out of 10 times i've had to virtually choke after seeing them.  

O boy . . . its high time NL guys started pushing back joo.

LIke i said earlier. Don't worry about the way i look. I ain't cute No need to choke

So how can we help you?? You need help seriously.

*yawnsssssssssssss* That is all nL has to offer?? Why don't these so called cute ones post often then?

~Sauron~:
Have u seen SLY, Eldee or I-man??

Abeg wia foto to support this?

Oh ok. Youngies is a fine broda . . More

DavidDylan:
its not being a chicken, its the fact that women thrive on false appreciation. They can't stand the frank truth.

Frankly i've seen only 2-3 women on this forum that i've actually cocked my eyebrows up about. The rest . . . generic, run-off-the mill chics you would pass by on the street without noticing.

funny enough they are the ones who talk the loudest about "ugly" men.  

hmmm. Interesting

Ebony-Silk:
Infact, I don't want any of them. I just love the guy's smile jare. . . .wow!
Ok, maybe he's clean shaved, no beard. . . .Imagine the type of cologne he's wearing

Chika, abeg, tell your guy to comot from road, he dey black sexy guy jare

No worry. He aint going no where

~Sauron~:
Stephen na woman?? Of course, he is on the list.

Ok then DEAL. . where are they are?

DavidDylan:
Nairaland will collapse if i honestly choose to assess those chics . . .  

Tsk Tsk. Una too dey chicken out jare.

DavidDylan:
Abeg chika make we see cute chics first.  

I have no less than 4-5 chics who cry here about NL guys being not all that who have been bitter disappointments on seeing their own pictures.

No force me to mention names o.  

Abeg name names haba!

Ebony-Silk:
serious. . . .see the sexy smile and strongly built face. So fine. . . .
The one in chika's profile looks like a walking toothpick. Chika, if that's your man for real, let's take this as a joke
Wetin I wan keep their foto for?
They tell me I have no taste, but I think I do

U need to STOP tripping! Joke ke? Show me guys that are cuter than him on NL and i will  

~Sauron~:
U want to see the cute geezers of NL??
Don't hold us accountable if u decide to dump your man after seeing NL men.
Deal??

Yes DEAL! Stephen no dey for that list. I hope U know

Na today?? That is how banky said he was American but his parents are from Africa.

DavidDylan:
to be honest, i thot that was the one Chika was initially refering to. The prominent guy is pretty much run of the mill.

post ur own foto first.  
Too many women on this forum crowing about men not being "fine" when they themselves . . . make i no just talk.  

Leave matter. I wan see the cute guys for nairaland. I need to see them.

Not just naming them. . wia is dia foto to support the claim?

Ebony-Silk:
But true o. . . .chika, the one behind the guy in your profile looks berra.

STOP tripping

DavidDylan:
I don't need to show you but haba . . . that guy no too tap like that. Lets call a spade a spade . . . no jealousy here afterall we don't know what you look like.

Dont worry. I look good enough for HIM

DavidDylan:
abeg even as a guy i know when to bow and admit that a guy looks really good.
But this guy in Chika's profile? Mba she's giving him way way too much . . . there are a good number of guys here who look far better.

Show them to me and I will post my picture on NL for a week!

JEALOUSY full ground ooh. Awon NL guys fine like that for where?? I never see am ooh.

Tope: U have no idea

tope2000:
Lmao . . .  . . . . Who no want better thing
[size=4pt]Is he ur man?[/size]

THis girl wan put me for trouble.

~Sauron~:
Of course, u ain't asking for too much. . . . .
U haven't said anything about his height, his abs and potency, have you??
If every woman out there can be like you, the world will be a better place to live in.

I know. Just take a lot at my profile. If he looks and dresses like that. Then the world will be even 10 times better He doesn't need to do anything else. I would wake up every morning just to see his face.