this one be 'why did the chicken cross d road'
na why did d goat cross the road

chei!! haba!, his girlfriend don leave am 4 white man,

GO MIKEL!!!! DRINK MORE, AND RIDE BICYCLE

congratulations!!!!, on d bronze medal

obinna5000:

@chikend
Maybe there is no 3.5G/HSDPA coverage at Enugu. When there is no 3.5G coverage, it switches to 2G - GPRS or EDGE. That should be the reason why you are experiencing poor reception.

well, wat u said made sense, cos i just got this right now from where am staying in onitsha

is dat really possible, how do u update

flyuche:

you are not using the 3G. no deceive yourself. download speed on MTN 3G is always above 800kb/s

well, flyuche, u remember dat statement,'wonders shall nevere cease'.well, this is just one example,
i mean this doesnt make an sense, MTN fastlink or watever they call it sucks,
this is my worst ever browsing program, its lyk snail speed, neva seen anything lyk this,
and to think dat it was someone dat suggested this,

c'mon men!!! lets be realistic here, its a rip-off, i didnt pay 25gees, for the USB E170 modem, for dat,
i'm even lucky i can send this post, am @ enugu ,it just doesnt make sense

where do i start, i have 2 manage it lyk dat

dis is wat am getting @ d moment

hey guys!!!, i cant seem 2 get my ARCHICAD 11 to work on my vista home basic, after installation

i subscribed, but i am very dissapointed, i use d fastlink at enugu and the speed is even short of cyber cafe speed

D1KeleVra:

The goat/sheep has refused to comment. It has been advised to get a legal counsel tho, so don't count ur luck on any suya from it tonight.

this is hilarious

we go win.even with eight-man squad

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sunny blaz:

sometimes i don't blame osama for blowing up this racist ,blood for blood no price no pay it is now time for Nigerians to pay them in their own coins

i'm actually lost wondering wat this post gat 2 do wit the topic.
are u confused?

ginky:


Tollu,did you actually watch the show?In case you are confused,the book looked very refined.Didn't you see the ray of light that shone out form the middle of the book?Is that not different enough to convince you that the book is from the future?(although I don't believe that part).

wow i'm lost.
why go thru all d pain in explaining 2 him when u don't even believe.

ikamefa:

so when is grafikdon putting up the next installment to this cartoon thingy?

abi na so we go dey hang

omo help me ask o

sorry?

m*f#n discriminatists

forbidden5:

chikend

why do you want to know if i am married?

you know now!

d way u talk and all.

Okija_juju:

If I were to become the president of Nigeria, I will privatise the Nation.
51% to Nigeria, 49% to oyinbo.

old tori!!

honeric01:


With the name Nigeria, and maybe the girl's name sounded like a Yoruba actress's name. that might have caused the extra-length of search they did.

u cant blame them when dat case is still fresh in their memory. one cant be too careful thesedays

forbidden5:

Onyinye,

You see, nairaland is not a forum for baby class where every kid makes their own rhythm.

Most times I discover you just reply off point to a topic. You absolutely have not had experiences in life and should really let people tell you.

Better still, stop winding aloof and come into the circle so you can see for yourself.

Learning and reasoning can never be subjective.

Some how we seem to have more prepared women than men. A woman is a cost centre and would on the average not worry about income.

A man without good income would not worry about marriage. Worse still is a situation where good pocket men are on the look out for gold diggers that disguise as good wives.

It is complique.

r u married?

Jiokeh:

Not so fast sweetheart, you don't have to be an ashi so u can get a good hussie. But you can step down a little on the good girl thingy. In my candid opinion and based on years of personal research findings, YES! bad girls often times land good husbands.

Reason!

1. They are more out going.
2. They are more exposed to happenings and vogue.
3. They are more in tune with societal changes/continous behavioural changes in men.
4. They are more in tune with what men want.
5. The days of families going on wife hunt for their sons are gone.
6. You stand a better chance of getting a hit when too many are hauling stones at you from a distance.

My advice

1. Smile more
2. Go out more (Not to go a f**k every tom privates and harry)
3. Read wide to improve your knowledge
4. Don't be shy to discuss sex
5. Learn bedmatics
6. Work on your culinary skills.

Sic: With these few points on mine, I rest my case that YES bad girls most often land better hussies. (Like we do back in the days as a member of my school's literary and debating society)

wonders if they still exist these days of X-Boxes and Play stations.

getmarried lecture 101

most d pple dat send these thing are forgeting one thing, "WE ARE NIGERIANS" _{as in we invented it}
no b today! wetin dem dey think sef.

babakura:



Later during d chat d bubble bursted n she cried n sobbed over d radio , She then said is it a crime to be a good girl ,

YES!!! it is a crime chikena! d world is changing

Ceeno E vu:



I guess the guy had eaten what he came to eat and now he has found a perfect excuse to move on.

seconded,


@poster.! ROCK ON BABY!!!

doncaster:

Even some of them gyls when 30 still behaves like 18.
Mostly them born/leaving away. Its pathetic to say the list.

Real Men/Women are scarce, you will not notice this until you want to get married.
Its only God that will help us when the time comes.

aaaamen, cos am planning to

lol .one day they will ask us 2 strip 2 get foreign aid.

'una go hala my name one day',
na my children go do dat one .seriously!, nice song though.thumbs up

ko gbadun's d bom