Na waa, ify happy new year, afurum na i no nofe na aguru anu na stew, werekwa nwayoo, ihe mmadu eme ghoo nke onye ozo.

Too dry a joke

MY TWO SECRED NAMES!
TWO OF THEM!

SOMEBODY SHOULD TELL ME SORRY PLEASE!!

KAI, I FEEL LIKE ENTERING THE GROUND.
I FEE SO SAD FOR THIS CHARACTER TO BEAR BOTH MY FIRST AND SECOND NAME
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WHATS THAT?

RUBBBBBBBISH.

Very good decision!

Very good one I love it. It is very interesting. Women don't be in a haste to tell him that I would have told you of ths divorce before now, to hell with you and your everthing!

I don't know how true this is because I have not seen this type of good neighbour before.
But if it is then I will say that the woman should give the bobo some space if together with him will claim her life.
I still believe that any man that worths a woman's tears will not make her cry.

What do Arsenal and their fans think?
Because they won the last match between them and Barcelona so they will continue to win even in their home.
My brother did not eat dinner last night because Arsenal lost to Barcelona.  Rubish!

Nkiru Sylvanus, Nkiru Sylvanus and Nkiru Sylvanus 

What is the increament like? from which amount to which amount?

It is sad indeed! I pray they find the baby.
It is possible that both of them are in danger or the nanny has taken the baby because the heart of man is wicked.
But all the same wicked madams should consider that the life of their kids and even the life of their entire family are in these nannys' hands.
Treat them well and leave the wicked nannys in the hands of God to fight for you.
This child is too innocent to suffer this!

Agaba whykwanu?  Why na igwarom na uzo adiro,
Why iji rebem enwe nonu adaka? why
I just boonuo sim bia ka umu obodo bu igwe a I na e deal with wuom mmiri oku?
I ka agwam kam bido noge plaanuo my  thing, I just naaram valentine a niyi.
Jiri aka gi gwam ihem geme ugbua maka na valentine ozo di anya
Osukosu nwa mkpi asugbuem

Umuigbo O ginin nemezi na threadia? 
Onwezighi onye nwere efe ka obu ginei.  Biko wepukwanu aka enwe nofe tupu o ghoo aka mmadu.
Ala nna anyi ekwena ngwere gbaa aji.
Kedu ka osi ada taaa bu Valentine?
Anam asi unu nile Valentine oma? 
I love you all.  Were nu maka val




@ Agaba  Ejerem utonkom.  Daalu jare,
I miss you soooooooooooooooo much.
I gabu my val?

Kedu ka unu mere. I am happy to be back from (, )
Happy new year to you all.
Biko kedunu nke nemenu.
I really miss you guys much.

Obiagu Kpacharakwa ana ha. I love owerri dielect though I don't understand it very well

@ grafikdon U are either from Ekwulobia (not just Ekwulobia but from Ula) or a town close to Ekwulobia. How can you speak the dialect like that and still want me to believe that you are not from there. It is either you are born in Ula or you grew up there. I read it again and saw the way you said competishon and I burst out again. Kwuo eziokwu gu niini onye iboone ki wu? A mam niwu onye ibebaayi.

@ grafikdon ;DSee if they sack me from this office you are the cause. What type of witch are you? I jekwe arafutam na office ne.
I have to explain to people why I have been laughing alone for a very long time. Biko nekwa mkpavum aji adukwaha ya!
I hs been a very long time I listen to those funny dialect that I love so much, I hv really miss it a lot. I am rolling of the floor

What a mayopic topic, so senseless that nothing positive will come out out of it apart from blind arguement

1. Nwata buru mmanwu uzo, o gbagbuo onwe ya noso
2. Ka onye si eme ka ekwe si akpo ya
3.

Agaba ngozi na afoma gi nakpu nala, ahurum ya. Ngozi gi bu anu ana agba egbe o na ata nri dikwa dangrours. @ Ify and Ikomi, unu anagabegbi ka e nyela unu green card?

Kai! Ify I wu noo ajo nwa si Owere baa nne ya afo. Dafo ndo

Agaba kedu ka I mere? I wee nako ihe juru gi onu.

gradficon I ga egbu mmadu ebea, at least amam na obughi mmadu kuziere gi na iso na na ndi ibenihi, wehewehe, ibene I can't help laghing.

Kedunu ka eke si anya anwu ndi m ji eme onu, I really miss you guys much. Rienu, nuonu and enjoy this weekend but ndumodu m nenye bu onye nemekwa, uche ya dikwa ya maka adi ama ama Onitsha gwara Obosi

Biko fonyekwanum nazu akpa ma unu gawa, ka unu aga settlem ebea ma unu lota

Ify na Ikomi biko gbadokwenu anya, ka ihe mmadu gbara igho nke ibe ya

Aham bu Aham, enweghim aha abuo.
Abu m bere ihe na onye ochie ma ihe na onye ohuru na threadia.
Ogebeghi aka nke otu ahu m matara threadia.
Ike unu na akpa na ya na enyem obio oma.
O neme iwe webem m were d theadi gbanwee my mood .
Unu ji ogwu obaramgbanielu na threadia. Chukwu gozie unu jare
Unu di too much.

O dikwara unu egwu na thredia,
Unu esikwana ikute anwuru banye ime ahia,
ujo unu nile natu notu notu, Ma Jerry ma Tom.
From Agaba to Ify always to Toshman diri gawazie.
Don't mind me joo
Unu dikwa ike
Daalunu rie nne, I am enjoying u guys.
Onye nke unu mekwaala unu

O nwu obu naka wee bia O biara noge

Edi soro ya onu O bu onye nzuzu

Edi soro ya one O bu onye nzuau

I am from Ekwulobia in Aguata Local Government Area of Anambra state.