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Going to the zoo‬ to search for a pet, just thinking of which i'll like best is it

Lion
Tiger
Elephant
Beer
Zebra.
Please help me suggest which is best for me.. I love all but cant have all.

This would be chelsea's first loss of the season.



























UP BARCA!!!!

Picture of Ladies "tacking" pics bend or Idonbelieve

Post something on Tonto Dikeh, you would see you will make front page.

This morning I just dey escort one of
my visitors
to the bus stop from my house when I
see one clean
beautiful girl come out from her SUV
dey cry dey kneel down dey beg one slim
bobo
wey be like say
him never chop for months, the babe
just dey beg
dey cry dey follow the guy, dey tell am
say she no need money, she no need
Brazilian
wigs, she no
want house or anything, she say she
no even need
the SUV all she want na him love, him
kisses and him warm embrace, the babe
just dey
shout dey cry,
when I hear these words my heart
stop, my head
spark and my brain burst, the guy no
even dey look the babe sef, na there me I
vex say if
this guy no
value this girl well right now me I don
fall in
love be that, so make I go claim this girl
but as I near there, one man just touch me
for
back say
mr man abeg no block the camera… na film
dem dey shoot

Founder of the Synagogue Church of All Nations, Prophet T.B Joshua will pay N750,000 as compensation to the families of the victims' of his recent building collapse.

According to DAILY POST, the church’s spokesman, Kirsten Nematandani said, the church had traveled to all provinces in the past few weeks to visit, counsel and assess families’ financial needs and assist where possible.

Namatandani also added that the church has pleaded with the Nigerian government to expedite the repatriation process in order for families to bury the deceased with dignity.

Source

http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/synagogue-collapse-t-b-joshua-to-pay-n750-000-as-compensation-to-victims-families.97351/

Founder of the Synagogue Church of All Nations, Prophet T.B Joshua will pay N750,000 as compensation to the families of the victims' of his recent building collapse.

According to DAILY POST, the church’s spokesman, Kirsten Nematandani said, the church had traveled to all provinces in the past few weeks to visit, counsel and assess families’ financial needs and assist where possible.

Namatandani also added that the church has pleaded with the Nigerian government to expedite the repatriation process in order for families to bury the deceased with dignity.

Source

http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/synagogue-collapse-t-b-joshua-to-pay-n750-000-as-compensation-to-victims-families.97351/

Who is W.H.O?

Would comment later, make I check wetin I put for fire

Some motor engines are louder than trailer horns

The Lagos State Government said it has set aside Wednesday, October 15, 2014 to be observed as a Horn Free Day.

The Commissioner for Transportation, Kayode Opeifa, made this known in his Alausa office on Friday.

The Commissioner said that the observance of the Horn Free Day is expected to reduce noise pollution from the use of the horn, improve road courtesy, improve lane discipline and draw motorists’ attention to the importance of road discipline and mutual respect for other road users.

He said that Governor Fashola has challenged road users in Lagos State to observe a Horn Free Day, which is designed to complement the on-going efforts by the Lagos State Government in the provision and upgrading of traffic infrastructure across the State.

The activities lined up towards the Horn Free Day, would involve active engagement of radio and television stations in generating discussions challenging road users to observe a Horn Free Day.

It would also include endorsement by relevant stakeholders, as well as ember months campaign by the Vehicle Inspection Service to advocate, educate and enlighten road users on road safety.

The Law Enforcement Training Institute (LETI) would also be embarking on a community outreach programme which involves market and motor park engagements that will provide an avenue for discussion of the Horn Free Day and the engagement of Traffic Safety Ambassadors to partner with the Ministry of Transportation to support the successful observation of the Horn Free Day.

Opeifa urged all motorists, Lagosians and the general public to support the State Government by observing and adhering to the Horn Free Day exercise.

Source

http://m.dailytimes.com.ng/article/noise-pollution-lagos-observe-horn-free-day-october-15

Ayomideaop:
Ehhh.... I dey madt y I no go burn am
Infact, I go burn my siblings own join,, burn my lecturers even burn the whole school sef... Bt I go make photocopy first den get police report

you dey vex o!

azidomedogo:
Ops. an idle mind is d devils workshop.when u are idle u begin to think unreasonably.I mean things that shouldnt come to ur mind

I don't blame you.....

Will you burn your school certificate for 50million usd?

Keshi already knew Super Eagles would lost the match.

A bird landed on 33kva high tension wire and transformed into an old woman who confessed to be a witch at cappa Oshodi this afternoon. She confessed to have succesfuly killed 4 out of her 6 daily missioned, and was about carrying out the last two before mistakenly knocked down and half burnt by high tension wire. She confessed to have been travelling by air from Alakuko ijaiye.

Justeenaleo:
Lol don't mind op, he did not put blackand white that I know oo

almost every one knows black and white, that's why I didn't add

How do you call these colours in your local dialect?

* Green
* Pink
* Purple
* Brown
* Blue
* Red
* Grey
* Orange
* Violet
* Indigo

How do you call these colours in your local dialect?

* Green
* Pink
* Purple
* Brown
* Blue
* Red
* Grey
* Orange
* Violet
* Indigo

krall: Tell his uncle it was jumia bonanza.

This tale is fake by the way.


Rubbish.
Mods ban this op please!!!

After you've commented and provided idea........ You must be reasoning with your Anux.

A frnd of mine is facing a dilemma n he needs advice.

He bought d new iphone6 for 160k. His very religious uncle asked him how much he bought it. For fear of his uncle scolding him for being wasteful, he lied he bought it for 50k.

The thing is the Uncle loves the phone. So he gave my frnd 100k to get 2phones for himself n his wife.

What should he do?

This man gat swags

Finally I made front page.... After 4years on Naira Land.....





Runs out Naked......

The Vote for Service Initiative, a good governance and human rights advocacy group, has issued a seven-day ultimatum to Governor Babatunde Fashola to arrest and prosecute Temitope Joshua, popularly known as T.B Joshua, the founder of The Synagogue Church of All Nations.

In a letter dated September 25 and addressed to the Lagos State governor, the group also asked the state government to make public the outcome of its investigation into the cause of the collapsed building.

The group also accused the state government of delaying investigations into the collapsed building based on “the mantra of ‘Touch not my Anointed.’”

“We are Vote for Service Initiative. We like to remind your good office that, it was in this state your attorney general and commissioner for justice prosecuted and convicted Rev. King to death by hanging for (killing) one of his devotees with ignited fire.

“It is also the same attorney general office that prosecuted recently Mr. Arowolo to death by hanging for killing his wife with knife and cudgel, how much more the man that (killed) over 115 souls through criminal negligence and brazen impunity,” the group said.

The letter’s four-point demand also called on Mr. Fashola to issue a public apology to the people of Lagos State for the late implementation of Section 74 of the Physical Planning Law of Lagos State, as well as compensate the victims affected by the incident.

“Failure to which we will be left with no other option than to approach the competent court of jurisdiction for an order of mandamus for your good office to implement the law you signed in 2010 without delay,” the letter added.

A five-storey building inside the church’s premises in Ikotun, Lagos, collapsed on September 12 as three additional floors were being added to the original two-storey structure.

Eight-six dead bodies were recovered from the rubble and 131 rescued, according to the National Emergency Management Agency, NEMA.

On Monday, Jeff Radebe, a South African minister, said that 115 people, including 84 South Africans, died in the incident.

Both the Lagos State government and the Nigerian Institute of Building have stated that the church did not get an approval before embarking on fresh construction on the collapsed building.

However, earlier this week, the Lagos State government announced it had suspended investigation into the cause of the building collapse.

Lateef Ibirogba, the state Commissioner for Information, said the outcome of their investigation would be withheld pending the outcome of another committee set up by the federal government.

In their letter, the group described the situation as “laughable,” adding that the Lagos State Law on Regional and Physical Planning and Urban Development 2010 as amended had already spelt out government action after a building collapse.

The section, according to Mr. Ilori, stated that “any collapsed building in the state due to the negligence of owner or developer, such land shall be confiscated by that state through the ministry in charge.”

“In view of the above quoted relevant portion of the law, an attendant fact that the said collapsed building was due to the criminal negligence of the owner/church in charge as represented by the leader Prophet T.B Joshua or his representatives…

“Having clarified from all other relevant agents of the ministry of physical planning like LASBCA, surveyor institutes and others that no record related to approval or otherwise of the collapsed building, it is incumbent on your good office or/and your approved ministry to have implemented the relevant section of the law as stated above,” the letter said.

Source
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/168662-group-issues-7-day-ultimatum-to-governor-fashola-to-arrest-prosecute-t-b-joshua.html

Dem don remote her from village

Dey don remote her from village

Four days after the collapse of the building belonging to the Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN) in Lagos, a woman miraculously walked out of the rubble today, September 16, 2014, Tuesday, around 2 am

According to Premium Times the 45-year-old had been trapped  under the rubble since September 12, the fateful day of the accident.

It would be recalled that the building fell down in the afternoon leaving scores of people dead, many injured and a lot of people trapped.

As the search continues, today’s incident proves that some people might still be struggling for life.

Ibrahim Farinloye, South-West Spokesperson of the National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA), revealed that the woman, whose name was not provided, was “hale and hearty” adding however that she was “traumatized”.

“So we didn’t want her to talk. But she sustained little injuries on her ankle and wrist.

Meanwhile the latest update provided by The Nation says that the death toll has risen to 59, while Premium Times puts the figure at 57. The number of people rescued corresponds 131, according to both sources.

Yesterday NEMA reported about deploying sniffer dogs to the site and also claimed that governor Fashola ordered arrest of anyone who would hinder the rescue process.

A statement from the NEMA said the Lagos State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Kayode Aderanti has ordered the release of the sniffer dogs

Farinloye mentioned today that the rescue efforts could be over “latest by Tuesday night”.


Source

http://www.naij.com/291085-synagogue-church-woman-miraculously-walks-rubble-3-days-collapse.html

What is Annointing?

Man U abeg no spoil my ticket o!

I just hate snakes

What sickness could he be curing?