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Comfort Sonaiya/ Alhaji Seidu Bobboi (VP) - KOWA Party

High Chief Ambrose Owuru/ Alhaji Haruna Shaba (VP) - Hope Party

Chief Sam Eke/ Hassana Hassan (VP) - Citizens Popular Party (CPP)

Ayeni Adebayo/ Anthony Ologbosere (VP) - African Peoples Alliance (APA)

Dr Mani Ahmad/ Obianuju Murphy-Uzohue (VP) - African Democratic Congress (ADC)

Alhaji Ganiyu Galadima/ Ojengbede Farida (VP) - Allied Congress Party of Nigeria (ACPN)

Rufus Salawu/ Akuchie Cliff (VP) - Alliance for Democracy (AD)

Sen. Tunde Anifowose-Kelani/ Mr Ishaka Paul (VP) - Accord Alliance (AA)

Muhammadu Buhari/ Yemi Osinbajo (VP) – All Progressives Congress (APC)

President Goodluck Jonathan/ Namadi Sambo (VP) – Peoples Democratic Party (PDP)

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Eko oni baje

Readonee35L:
Photoshop
old pishure

Oversabi

How do you swim in this kind of pool?

Diekola17:
Bros say wetin na? Well, e fit be up to dat if u go add ur liver,heart and one of ur eyes.

this is the joke

Chinese border guards detained a Hong Kong
resident when they noticed he was moving a little
strange. The reason why he looked suspicious as
he walked is because he strapped 94 iPhones to
his body in hopes of smuggling them across the
border. Although the officials didn't find anything
suspicious in the man’s luggage, they then made
him walk through a metal detector, which produced
a “resounding” alarm. They discovered the iPhone
5, 5S, 6 and 6 Plus models wrapped in clear plastic
and taped to his chest, abdomen, thighs and
calves. The newspaper estimated the devices’ total
cost at £32,000. They weighed at least a 12kg.
While Apple’s iPhone is manufactured in China,
Beijing’s taxation policies make the device more
expensive on the mainland than in Hong Kong and
the west. A 16GB iPhone 6 sells in Beijing for £571;
in Hong Kong, it sells for for £477. Customs
officials discovered that the man was from Hong
Kong, and that he was a “typical smuggler” with a
record of past offences. The maximum penalty in
Hong Kong for exporting items without properly
declaring them is a £1.3m fine and seven years in
prison.
In the past month, customs officials in two main
Hong Kong-China border crossings uncovered 18
cases of smugglers strapping items to their bodies,
it was reported. They confiscated 282 iPhones,
4,088 SD cards, 840 USB thumb drives, and
hundreds of CPU chips.

Nkiru bossom dey produce insecticide

Hoii:
Ha, i trust my babe, if i'm not fast she'll be the first to pick it. We don't pretend o. We're just too playful

confirm

Oga what are you saying

jboy73:
I go just do BEND down pick the money , dust am put 4 pocket... Then keep face straight.


If she be like , "What was the meaning of that"?

I'll tell her , Hot God wants us to eat extra suya and shawama today,..... We are blessed.


But I won't bend down to pick #100 and below.

that's how we roll.......

Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo
ran into Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's
Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"

todayguest:
Funny! ;DFunny!

thanks

A warri mum called her son Onos on phone;
Onos: Hello maleee
Mum: Onos that meat & fish don boil?
Onos: Yes oo malee
Mum: Abeg implicate salt & maggi, attach oil,
pepper & sentence the crayfish and other small
small fish dem to death ....then involve the
leaves ...after small time, discharge the pot from
fire. You dey hear me so?
Onos: yes malee ...shuoo, this food go good to
download with Eba o!
Mum: No worry, i don already detain some fufu for
cooler... when time reach we go give dem
amnesty!

Make I help you comment,

Remaining Ogbono and potash.

Prince081:
Alomo bitters and food is ready

have you tried it before?

Please ı need your help
.
am cooking SPAGHETTI right now i have put
-sugar,
-palm oil
-Coast Milk
-Okra
- bitter leaf ....
-Potash
- Bread and periwinkle

What should I add again...?

KAYCEEJUNIOR:
When I critically look at that picture, my boxers started vexing and singing.....I want your body sleeping in my bed

are you serious?

More

Men like flexible women but this girl will surely shock you with her jaw-dropping bending techniques!


Meet the bendiest woman in the world!



A 28-year-old beauty has broken many world records for her flexibility – and demonstrates her stretchy skills in her annual calendar. Zlata, whose real name is Julia Guenthel, twists herself into the most extreme poses imaginable wearing a gold jumpsuit.


Zlata twists herself into the most extreme poses

She has been contorting her body since she was four years old, now trains every day to keep her muscles in shape. Amazing images show the young woman wrapping her legs around her head and standing on her hands, bending her torso all the way back to put her head between her legs.


Zlata is seemingly totally un-phased by the unbelievable shapes she twists her body into

The Russian former gymnast who now lives in Germany said, “I wish my fans, contortion fans and all the contortionists around the world a lovely Christmas time. Stay faithful to me next year and I will have many more surprises for you

Lax ft Wizkid- Ginger

Wizkid- in my bed

Wizkid- Bombay

Wizkid- show me the money

And many more.............

Team wizkid

The man refuses to release the bike, and the best the police could do was to handcuff him with the bike after shooting direct tear gas at him and they left.

Fear Naija police....