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Christmas wahala. Thank God I'm one of Jehovahs witnesses

Ingleash is nut esy

Chai!! Bad news for some people, just heard from a reliable source that Christmas has been postponed till further notice............

Baba Christmas

Anything can happen in Naija

Legit:
Hummer and Jeep are not same make. Hummer is made by General Motor Corp. Jeeps are made by Chrsler Corp. They are brand names. Why Nigerians called all SUV a Jeep. You are promoting Jeep brand.

Oversabi is a disease.......

IamK2I:
You took the pic in Benin City?

wuse Abuja

Chai!

The 2014/2015 Champions league draw has just ended in Nyon, Switzerland. Kick off starts on 17/18 and 24/25 February and return matches on 10/11 and 17/18 March.



Paris Saint-German Vs Chelsea

Manchester City Vs Barcelona

Bayer Leverkusen Vs Athletico Madrid

Juventus Vs Borussia Dortmund

Schalke Vs Real Madrid

Shaktar Donesk Vs Bayern Munich

Arsenal Vs Monaco

Basel Vs Porto

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Okogan show me ur power..... gen! another one.... gen! Esay miracle....... gen gen gen gen!!!!!!!!.
Little did we know dat it was Hulk Hogan. Ah! Oga oooo. Sometimes sef, am always scared to say names of old musicians n actors in public cos I can gbe gbagi.

The Lagos State Police Command has sealed a house in Isheri Oshun area of Lagos State, where kidnappers allegedly keep their victims until a ransom was paid.
The house, 18, Odeniyi Ishola Street, Off Bola Road, Isheri Oshun, was sealed after Police raided the place and rescued a kidnap victim, Alhaji Fashola Hammed.
According to reports, the landlord fled and after one of the victims was rescued, some of the suspected kidnappers were arrested by the police.
Those arrested include the occupant of the two-bedroom flat, his wife and younger brother.
Vanguard gathered that the couple, who lived in the house with their three children, keep victims in the toilet with their hands and legs chained. The victims’ mouths were also gagged and opened only when they are to be fed.
The suspects confessed to committing the crime and said their role was to keep the victims and take care of them until ransom was paid.
One of the suspects confessed that the gang kept two oil dealers, Chief Idowu Coker and Alhaji Fashola Hammed, in the house.
He said Coker paid N20 million, regained his freedom and promised to pay the balance of N10 million before they were arrested.
Hammed was still in chains in the toilet, while the kidnappers awaited payment of the N50 million ransom they demanded, which was yet to be paid before police arrested them.

Source;

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/police-seal-kidnappers-den-lagos-landlord-run/

Thank God I'm a Jehovah's witness

ITS DECEMBER TIME 4
GUYS TO
BREAK UP LOL!!!
.
1* U saw me sweeping my room n u never
care 2 collect the broom and finish d
sweeping, It's over!
2* U don't bend properly wen u sweep, U wil
have Pride issues, & i can't marry a proud
woman, *its over*
3* Did u just call me honey? You are trying to
say my mum is a Bee? We're done! *its over*
4* My mum checked my future, you are not in
it. *its over*.
5* baby my mum says dat there are a lot of
witches in ur village so we can't go out
anymore! *its over*
6* why would u tell me to watch champions
league wen Man United is not there! U want
to
mock me abi? *Its over*
7* U smiled at d guy in the car while we were
trekking. *its over*
8* U don't use ma picture as ur profile
picture, *its over!*
9* U cook d eggs instead of boil, it's over,,,U
hug me instead of kissing me it's over
10* Anytime u enter my house network will
disappear it's over and over!
11* I gave you six eggs, boil 3 and fry 3, you
boiled the wrong 3 and fried the wrong 3,
Lobatan *Its OVER

What of this breed, its is called BINGO

Which is the best combination in terms of goal scoring?

Forest in Lagos?

iceberylin:
Walk pass it then..
Form like say u wan bring out money...
Be like "Omg,my money don loss ooo"
Run back go pick am..



thats how we roll

iceberylin:
Walk pass it then..
Form like say u wan bring out money...
Be like "Omg,my money don loss ooo"
Run back go pick am..



thats how we roll

lol

theorbiters:
Shooo!! Bros, u wan fall ur hand and leg join? Ur babe go think say she dey date u plus the spirit of anointed poverty. Just code waka pass.

Even when you dey broke?

For instance you are walking with your spouse and you found a lost cash on the floor, would you pick it?

Wetin make I come do

I'm sure its going to be the female urine

Looks like Dalmatian Dog

tmanis:
get a dragon

Nna you are wicked o!

LongThickPenis:
Get a snake preferably a very poisonous type

Oga! What would I be doing with the poisonous snake, You wan kill person ni?

bunmioguns:
So you cant even decode that she meant the Joke is wack

I can see your problems are more than my yoke............ Carrier killers.

edozie04:
Wack to you,funny to me

Oshe! Bros! Your head dey there

edozie04:
Madam it's meant to be a joke,don't take life seriously
@ OP why not go for the black mamba snake,it will definitely make a good pet

thanks for letting her know

booqee:
this is jokes section! go to pet section and post this! www.nairaland.com/pets


thread closed!!

Bush girl

Going to the zoo‬ to search for a pet, just thinking of which i'll like best is it

Lion
Tiger
Elephant
Beer
Zebra.
Please help me suggest which is best for me.. I love all but cant have all.

himkers:
Buy a hippopotamus

good suggestion, but pls what do they eat?