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Naughty Reader

U must be d Aboki

Kidnapping Education

A man was having an argument with his wife.
In the heat of the argument, the wife called him a fool.
The husband got angry & said he cannot be called a FOOL by a woman, not even his wife, so she must therefore leave his house. Neighbors intervened & the matter was resolved. But the wife was still nursing anger. Later that night it rained heavily & it was so cold the husband wanted to perform his manly duty, sneaking his hand to touch his wife's laps in the dark, the wife said "Who is this FOOL?"
The husband gently and quietly answered,"It's me, honey!

i think u guyz problem is more dan dis joke............make una go hug transformer

Sister Nwakego a choir mistress of Run for Your Life ministry was frustrated cos she is still single at age 38. On sunday service, she wanted to giv a special numba in church as usual. She climbed the altar and adressed the Congregation.
Sis Nwakego; praiseeeeee Master Jesus (using sis. Nkiruwa's voice"CD John"
Congregation; Halleluyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Sis Nwakego; hmmmmm she breathes down, praiseeee Chinekeeeee
Congregation; hallleeellluuuuyyyyaaaaaa!!!!!
Sis; Nwakego: todays special numba is a very important one.... Um um... She clears throat....it goes like this.....
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080666911419.

Guy u no get work.......

Is it stolen or used one?

Thanks guyzz, i really appreciate ur comments.....

i taught they have being on strike ever since, cos dis year we neva get light reach 48hrs for my area...

Nice one guy! But u left dis once out;
1.Ewedu
2.Tapioka
3.Kpokpo Garri
4.Tanfili
5.Agbo
6.Eba
7.Tuwo
8.Wanke
9.Pito
10.Brukutu.
i need d english version of dis ones...

Yam+rice+maccaroni= Mallams(Hausa)

EKO Idumota will do

Rememba d games we use to play dose days;

Chop Amala Chop Amala before u go,
Ten ten
After round one,orignal panadol xtra
Who is in d garden
Boju boju o!!
Police and theif
Kanikpe u be papa, i me mama
Tinko tinko
I call on
Bubble gum Bubble gum
Breadi and butter
The one i love most den was SUWE!!
If u did not play any of dis games, meaning u ar not from dis genration

There was this parent dat felt they where becoming too old. So they called their daughter abroad to help dem get drugs dat culd make dem luk younga, of which she did. D parents tested dis drugs and really it worked, they where looking more younga dan befor, d daughter was so happy with d reaction of d drugs. Later she travelled back to d states.
When she returned back she met her mum backing a baby. She was so happy dat ha mum is still very strong and young to d xtent dat she culd still back a baby.
Daughter;Mum u ar still looking very young and strong
Mother; thanks jare
Daughter; where is papa
Mother; its a long story
Daughter; pls start some where
Mother; papa got so jelox cos i was looking more younga dan him so he decided to take all the drugs
Daughter; so where is he now
Mother; he is d one i am backing now
Daughter fainted

What is the English name For this locally made from maize food; EKO also known as AGIDI

Can someone help me with this one: How many years i take senior you

NONSENSE

Pretty & beautiful boy.....nonsense. hissssS

He deserves it

Poor and innocent cow...........i wonda how itx going to look like if chelshit loss..... Dix cow will neva forgive u guys

They are juxt looking for ways to steal money..................

One picture missing........ Where is Olusegun Obasanjo's pics? Or e no snap wen e dey small.....? Secondly ix GEJ a hero?

Bleep mikel........ 6 seasons no goal, not even goal attempt. Mtcheeeewww

This is super soryyyyyy............. Black lie!?!

Try..,,,, mango with bread, starch with ewedu soup, yam with bread, iceblock and stew, fufu with akara, meat pie with okra soup........ Ur life will neva remain d same

They should't have sacked them at first place, since they knew dat there will be room for negotiations....... Funny people

buoye1: u are bloody fool!!!idoit wc smellin custody is d@?ole

dont mind him, he muxt be a mad man with critical case

Sharp recovery, old man....

How are we sure dis story is not faked? Cos i knw Boko Harams or Boko Hargoats would not even think of coming to lagos..........

Anyway! I still hope chelsea does not win, cos d prophesy wont b fake if they do......... Am sorry sir,