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My pastor only preach on tithe sowing seeds and offering(giving).
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.CHRIST EMBASSY

Who give the cow belle?

My grandmother...........

I did, but in 2015 Godforbid.........

Here na ur lecture room? Abeg go ask google

Next time,post on food section.....

Rice and Stew

Ladies can you do this on your wedding day?

i have been experiencing network problems with MTN since yesterday, i don't know if anyone is having similar issues. Pls share........

BREAKING NEWS!!!: Catholic Church Bombed In Kaduna

28.10.2012, 11:56  Local

An unspecified number of worshippers were killed and some others injured when two suicide bombers drove vehicles packed with explosives into St. Monica's Catholic church in Ungwan Yero near Malali in Kaduna on Sunday during the morning mass.

The blast occurred around 10.15a.m, leading to a stampede in the packed church.

Spokesman for the National Emergency Management Agency, Yushau Shuaib, confirmed the blast in an SMS to PUNCH.

"After receiving reports from our call centre over 'bomb explosion' at a worship centre in Malali, Kaduna, NEMA mobilised rescuers and other response agencies to the scene.

"A number of casualties evacuated to hospitals. The incident was suspected to be triggered by a suicide bomber in a car which relevant security agencies may soon determined," he said.

Witnesses also reported another blast in Sabo, another Kaduna suburb a few minutes later.

The Commissioner of Police, Olufemi Adenaike, confirmed the first blast to the News Agency of Nigeria, saying the casualties had not been determined.

Although no group has claimed responsibility, the attacks bear the hallmarks of the extremist Boko Haram sect.

The group has claimed deadly attacks on churches in the past, which claimed several lives and left many injured.

The Inspector-General of Police, Mr. Mohammed Abubakar, had on Wednesday ordered tight security at worship centres throughout the Sallah holidays.

It is not known how the bombers were able to beat the security network to cause havoc on Sunday morning.

Kaduna was the scene of deadly blast some months ago, which claimed several lives and left many injured.

bin gbagbo: that chicken must be mogul.o

Ar u trying to say dat Mogul.O is a christmas chicken ni?

Valiantvaliant: i find it funny, but it seems as if you are under-estimating Christians. Christians also kill rams, cows, goats as well as they do chickens.

Bros na joke oh!

I saw a fat chicken walking majestically past a ram tied 2 a tree, i can just imagine d ram saying "sebi Christmas go soon reach" =))


Life is all about season!!

I saw a fat chicken walking majestically past a ram tied 2 a tree, i can just imagine d ram saying "sebi Christmas go soon reach" =))


Life is all about season!!

I saw a fat chicken walking majestically past a ram tied 2 a tree, i can just imagine d ram saying "sebi Christmas go soon reach" =))


Life is all about season!!

*goes back to sleep....*

Jungleprince1: your turn is coming and no one will sympertise with you

Ameeeennnnnnnn..........

Greatest Lasuites!!!!......
Is there any hope of resuming this year? If u have any useful information, pls post here'

See me see trouble ooo, because i sent N1500 airtime 2 Governor Peter Obi, President Goodluck Jonathan has been flashin me since morning.
Nairalanders pls wat wil I do?

A stressful man was in his office thinking deeply, all of a sudden a guy runs inside and shouted; Orode!!! Orode!!! ur daughter onome just had an accident and died. Shocked and confused, he jumped out of his office through the window. As he was descending down,




He remembered his office was on the 7th floor.



As he was descending he remembered he doesn't have a daughter called Onome.



Still descending he remembered he's not even married.



Just two floors before he hits the ground, he remembered his name is not Orode.
Lol

U must be the doctor.....








Absolute NONSENSSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!





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Lagusta: Hey, what's wrong with u?? Who r u, in fact what are u

U dare abuse my father on net

Ok, I forgot, ur father did it with a madwoman, she had u as a miscarriage, as u managed to survive, ur father taught u how to smoke cannabis, be a tout and take over his danfo bus. In fact your father was such a loser, the only thing he gained in this world is VANITY!!!


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BUSH PIG!!!!

once again....Baba e ma run down.....
if u paste anything on dis page again, u will run mad,bed wet,hav intimacy with a fowl,and u will lost wateva u ar using to go online.

Lastly dey say silence is d bext ansa for fool!!!so am not going to reply u again.

Ram in himan form...mtchewwwwwwwwwwww

Lagusta: Sensible pple r tellin u that ur joke dry pass pako biscuit, yet u hav the guts to reply, we should all hug transformer...

Na u go hug transformer, then jump from third mainland bridge, then lick lion p.uu.c.ciii, tgen put ur pr.i.c.k inside grinding machine, and lastly, get admitted into bin gbagbo memorial mental hospital!!!



















BUSH PIG!!!

back to d sender.... Baba e ma run down

Ice block and stew........ Yummyyyyy
FUFU and slice bread.......mouth watering

Imagine, a stammerer wanted to tell his girlfriend that her toe is big or too wide.


U can try it and see wat u get

All dat happened to u?

aboyaji: stu...pid morons

u ar all d insult in dis world......d.u.m.b

Ejix4: and what is funny about this

i wonder o....

i hate dose NURTW officials, pls dey should be banned foreva

kateflow: lmao

at least,one reasonable person.......