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Phone/Internet MarketRe: Tips To Identify Genuine SME DATA RESELLERS On Nairaland by chillykelly86(op): 5:41am On Mar 29, 2025
First of all, the post you quoted clearly stated "Limited time offer", "you can still buy at the old prices until 3pm on 13th March, 2025 (but prices may change anytime)", "last chance to stock up before the switch happens". All these pass across the information that the offer wasn't available indefinitely. As a matter of fact, we had a stock of MTN SME Data which we were selling off. It got exhausted on the 12th of March, 2025. We pulled down all ads both on Nairaland and elsewhere at that point. Kindly show any proof you may have that we advertised beyond 12th March, 2025. You can't call a post made on or before 12th March, 2025 an ad.

Secondly, whenever anyone contacts us, we inform them what plans we have available, along with their prices. Could you explain how you were "lured" to buy Direct data? You should check the meaning of words before you use them. Can you please share screenshots of your conversations with us on WhatsApp so that the Nairaland community can judge for themselves whether we were shady or secretive in our interactions with you and so, whether we "lured" you to buy a plan you didn't want to buy.
What plan did you buy and at what rate? And how much is it from the network?

Your last two paragraphs give away the core of your unfounded grouse: ingrained ethnic hatred. For that, I have no response for you except to hope that you allow the light of God's Love to shine through and dispel the darkness in your heart.

Kerubiel:
BE VERY WARY OF THIS ASSHOLE.

He goes about advertising SME DATA on Nairaland to lure the gullibles.

As soon as you contact him on WhatsApp for Data, he tells you SME DATA isn’t available because the network is down.

He lures you into buying “Direct Data” which is basically what the Network is selling at the same price.

Why lure people into buying a Pineapple when what you really sell is a Guava?

Meanwhile, if you peruse his Topics and see “Tips To Identify Genuine SME Data Resellers on Nairaland” you would think he’s actually a genuine Data Reseller.

This is why I am very cautious of buying Data or anything from these people from their particular Eastern Region.

Insincerity, Dishonesty & Crime are ingrained in their DNA.

Technology MarketRe: Web Trends Hub - MTN SME 1GB at 288, 10GB at 2700. Sign up to enjoy! by chillykelly86(op):
chillykelly86:
🚨 MTN SME DATA at #288 per GB regular and #264 per GB tier 3 – Limited time offer! 🚨

Hey fam, urgent update! MTN has replaced SME Data with Gift-a-Byte, which costs much more.

⏳ What this means for you:
✅ You can still buy MTN SME Data at the old price until 3 PM on March 13, 2025 (but prices may change anytime).
✅ Validity: All SME Data purchased now is valid for 30 days.
✅ This is your last chance to stock up for yourself and your loved ones before the switch happens.

How to Get Started

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3️⃣ Set your transaction PIN
4️⃣ Complete KYC with your BVN
5️⃣ Choose your tier (Tier 3 offers the best rates! Higher tiers require higher minimum funding.)
6️⃣ Fund your wallet (or request a balance transfer)
7️⃣ Start ordering & referring (Earn commissions on every referral transaction!)

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Technology MarketRe: Web Trends Hub - MTN SME 1GB at 288, 10GB at 2700. Sign up to enjoy! by chillykelly86(op): 11:12pm On Mar 11, 2025
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Technology MarketRe: Web Trends Hub - MTN SME 1GB at 288, 10GB at 2700. Sign up to enjoy! by chillykelly86(op):
🚨 MTN SME DATA at #288 per GB regular and #264 per GB tier 3 – Limited time offer! 🚨

Hey fam, urgent update! MTN has replaced SME Data with Gift-a-Byte, which costs much more.

⏳ What this means for you:
✅ You can still buy MTN SME Data at the old price until 3 PM on March 13, 2025 (but prices may change anytime).
✅ Validity: All SME Data purchased now is valid for 30 days.
✅ This is your last chance to stock up for yourself and your loved ones before the switch happens.

How to Get Started

🔗 Join now: bills.webtrendshub.com

1️⃣ Sign up/Create an account
2️⃣ Verify your email (Check spam & mark as "Not Spam" if necessary)
3️⃣ Set your transaction PIN
4️⃣ Complete KYC with your BVN
5️⃣ Choose your tier (Tier 3 offers the best rates! Higher tiers require higher minimum funding.)
6️⃣ Fund your wallet (or request a balance transfer)
7️⃣ Start ordering & referring (Earn commissions on every referral transaction!)

📢 Need help? We’re here for you!
📞 Call/WhatsApp: 09160000290

📢 Don’t keep this to yourself! Share with friends and family so they don’t miss out.

💙 Stay connected. Stay informed.

— Web Trends Hub

Phone/Internet MarketRe: Tips To Identify Genuine SME DATA RESELLERS On Nairaland by chillykelly86(op): 4:42pm On Mar 11, 2025
🚨 MTN SME DATA at 288 per GB regular and 264 per GB tier 3 – Limited time offer! 🚨

Hey fam, urgent update! MTN has replaced SME Data with Gift-a-Byte, which costs much more.

⏳ What this means for you:
✅ You can still buy MTN SME Data at the old price until 3 PM on March 13, 2025 (but prices may change anytime).
✅ Validity: All SME Data purchased now is valid for 30 days.
✅ This is your last chance to stock up for yourself and your loved ones before the switch happens.

How to Get Started

🔗 Join now: https://bills.webtrendshub.com/signup/CHI93k9n

1️⃣ Sign up/Create an account
2️⃣ Verify your email (Check spam & mark as "Not Spam" if necessary)
3️⃣ Set your transaction PIN
4️⃣ Complete KYC with your BVN
5️⃣ Choose your tier (Tier 3 offers the best rates! Higher tiers require higher minimum funding.)
6️⃣ Fund your wallet (or request a balance transfer)
7️⃣ Start ordering & referring (Earn commissions on every referral transaction!)

📢 Need help? We’re here for you!
📞 Call/WhatsApp: 09160000290

📢 Don’t keep this to yourself! Share with friends and family so they don’t miss out.

💙 Stay connected. Stay informed.

— Web Trends Hub

InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 11:41am On Nov 05, 2024
Locotrader:
Cardinalstone APP is the best among all the brokers app I have navigated.

The App alone puts them ahead of other brokers.Seamless and user friendly.

When they bring their brokers fees to 0.5%,they will control 20% of the entire market by volume/value
What's their current brokerage fee?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 1:30am On Oct 28, 2024
Divineability:
Let me lend a voice to this discourse. The 100% or so wage increase is actually a ruse and deception. The category of workers that will benefit that 100 % is infinitesimally small, if there is at all. By the government's consequential adjustment magic, most junior workers will get less than 50%, most middle workers will get less than 30% raise, while most senior workers will get less than 20%. When you juxtapose that with the astronomical increase in goods, food, transport, services, and other parameters of cost living, workers' purchasing power is actually nosediving, and far from increasing. He who wears the shoe knows where it pinches, I challenge anyone to do a finding on workers' living condition; it is worse than pathetic. In fact, I am doing this typing with a heavy heart. So, no one should think the wage thing will positively impact the economy, market, business, or company bottomline. Pls visit:
https://economicconfidential.com/2024/09/minimum-wage-adjustments/
I think you people are mixing different topics:

Purchasing power pre/post minimum wage increase, standard of living pre/post minimum wage increase, impact of minimum wage increase on the economy, impact of minimum wage increase on inflation, impact of minimum wage increase on share prices.

If you're only focused on the impact of minimum wage increase on share prices, since the minimum wage increase will lead to increase in Naira in circulation, it will likely lead to increased share prices in the short term, if all other factors remain constant. In the medium to long term, many other factors as highlighted above and even more will play their roles to determine the impact of the minimum wage increase on share prices, which may dampen the short term positives.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 1:27am On Oct 28, 2024
phadriz:
Companies will get out of forex losses how? Are Nigerian companies selling their products in dollars? Are you saying the accumulated losses will wipe away automatically? Trade surplus will increase when Nigeria is an import economy, a country that couldn't meet OPEC quota.
I think pipeline vandalism will be on the raise in 2025 with the cancellation of ministry of Niger Delta.
@bolded, Nigeria already has a trade surplus.

https://punchng.com/nigerias-trade-surplus-hits-n6-9tn-in-q2-nbs/#:~:text=A%20breakdown%20of%20the%20report,per%20cent%20increase%20from%20N19.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m):
phadriz:
We now have a tax collector as president, Taiwo Oyedele new tax reform will be implemented which will be strange to the system.
Yes, I agree that Nigerians could act like coward, but you need to remember the COVID-19 palliative looting during Endsars. An hungry man is an angry man. Also remember the unrest in Asia and possible impact it could cause to the world economy if not well managed.
My prayer is for the market to be bullish but we need to consider negative factors also.
I don't think the tax reforms will affect the masses who could coalesce a viable protest. The cadre of people who will be most affected are those who largely are "afraid to die".

As for unrest due to deteriorating standard of living, I doubt anything serious in that regard would materialize. There's a fear among most elites to galvanize towards any concensus, maybe for fear of victimization/persecution. I believe a considerably national elite concensus is necessary for the success of any mass action.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 5:29pm On Oct 27, 2024
Toluway:
Rabid'oracle is not the only Oracle na
Ok. Just wanted to confirm. Thanks
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 9:26am On Oct 26, 2024
Toluway:
The real Oracle himself!
Thank you Ginalex for making him rumble 😁
Wait, is Agba the same as Oracle?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 11:01pm On Oct 25, 2024
designking:
Which company did this Dividend come from?
I just go thenalwrt but don't know which stock brought the dividend.

Acct: ******198*
Amt: NGN***,475.00 CR
Desc: TRCLEARINGSERVICE ZIB/NEFTC//FRNL DIVIDEN
Avail Bal:
Date: 2024-10-25 10:53:42 PM
Fidelity bank
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 2:30pm On Oct 25, 2024
pluto09:
I know they raised capital but I think that is reflected in the issued share but this share premium of a thing is what I don't understand
The portion of the new shares that will be credited to share capital is the nominal value, the rest will be credited to share premium. Eg. If they issued 8b new shares of 50k each at #2.50k. They would have raised approximately #20b. #4b will be credited to share capital (8b × 0.50k) while #16b will be credited to share premium account.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 5:42pm On Oct 24, 2024
ProphetUtuocha:
Calm ... calm ... calm!

Folks should not allow
Those who in their
Fear and analysis paralysis
Lost out on Oando
To scare them
On an action
That contrary to them
Is positive and commendable

For there's no cause for concern
In that which was done
It has only provided sane investors
A new opportunity to gather fund
And launch an accumulation drive
When the gate opens
@bolded, Prophet with a touch of vawulence. grin
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 1:18pm On Oct 24, 2024
mikeapollo:
It is a fact that there has never been a single oil and gas upstream company in Nigeria's history which commands the quantum of oil and gas reserves that Oando has acquired, that has been declared bankrupt or liquidated because it was no longer a going concern!
Oando is having cashflow problems, but they have assets that are worth more than their total liabilities! How quickly they are able to generate the necessary liquidity to settle their liabilities is the challenge here!
You're seeing the bigger picture. Just so you know, Venezuela, not Saudi-Arabia, has the largest crude oil reserves in the world. There's a difference between reserves and production and that difference equates to money, huge investments.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 11:07am On Oct 24, 2024
ositadima1:
You are right about the 20%; you should not invest that much in any investment even when you think it is very good. Now, is the Oando reservoir of crude oil fake and based on hope? What is the worth of such a reservoir? What is its worth compared to debts owed? Can you answer these questions? If not, then why is your own opinion not based on hope?
Very crucial additional questions:

1. What're the costs of getting those crude oil in reserves out?
2. How fast can they be gotten out?
3. Is the value of the crude oil guaranteed, on the long run, vis-a-vis
global crude oil demand?

No matter our(African) arguments, the crude oil demand by the major consumers (North America, Asia and Europe) is not looking bullish. And we can't force crude oil down their throats, eventually. Thank God for Dangote Refinery: at least, we should have some level of energy security.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 10:55am On Oct 24, 2024
Streetinvestor2:
I don't know .I thought some people say it is possible in thr adverts for that sector. The only real estate I do is just to buy land and keep as an igbo man..lol
Capital appreciation is usually better than rental income in real estate. But, just like you look out for promising stocks, you need to look out for promising/undervalued real estate.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 1:48pm On Oct 22, 2024
debeey87:
Has anyone who receives dividend through gtbank gotten their Access bank interim dividend? Nothing on my end
I have received mine. There's been no SMS or email notifications since they migrated to a new core banking app. However, if you have GTWorld app or Internet Banking access, you should check. It may have been credited.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m):
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InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 11:35am On Oct 21, 2024
Please when is/was the NIDF qualification date? I can't seem to find it.

Modified: Seen on https://businessday.ng/companies/article/nidfs-interest-income-jumps-40-on-yields/

Today, 21st October, 2024 is the qualification date.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 11:40am On Oct 19, 2024
nosa2:
I see it happening in the banking sector
A rally is near certain, but 800%? It's NGX though, never say never.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 1:07pm On Oct 18, 2024
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InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 3:48pm On Oct 17, 2024
mikeapollo:
This is not entirely correct.
In a JV arrangement, each partner's ''production'' refers to its share of the total crude oil produced by the JV. Oando and ENI used to have 20% each while NNPC still maintains 60%
Hence, as far as Oando is concerned, the additional 20% acquired via the ENI deal effectively translates to a 100% increase in its ''production'' in the JV.
For example, if Oando was previously entitled to 20,000 barrels from 100,000 barrels, it is now entitled to 40,000 barrels; so its ''production'' now ''increases'' from 20,000 to 40,000 barrels.
In the absence of any other factors to the contrary, this could ordinarily translate into a potential 100% increase in revenue.
Again, it should be noted that Oando acquired other assets from ENI that were not under the JV arrangement, which could also translate to more revenue or production, in addition to what comes from the 40% in the JV..
This is correct. While the acquisition alone, without boosting production, will not add to Nigeria's output, it will add to Oando's. It moved from one producer in Nigeria (IOC) to another producer(indigenous), also in Nigeria.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 9:45am On Oct 17, 2024
unite4real:
EPS of N3.55 was annualized and based on 6B units of outstanding shares.

If we factor in the 18B units after the dilution, EPS for 9 months will be 88k and after annualizing this, it will be N1.17

Final dividend should not exceed N1.

Maybe less than 80k.

That is if they extremely generous with the payout ratio

But it's the beginning of big things to happen for UCAP
Don't forget an interim dividend of 90k, I think, has been paid on 6b shares. That's effectively a 30k discount from the diluted EPS based on 18b shares. So, if we're looking at a final EPS of 117k, final dividend cannot be more than 87k, except they want to dip into retained earnings.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 9:41am On Oct 17, 2024
mikeapollo:
It is more like between Oando and SEPLAT. Currently, SEPLAT produces about 48,000 boepd while Oando produces about 40000 boepd excluding both Mobil/ENI acquisitions
You know Access has more gross earnings than Zenith and GTBank, right? All these una analysis just dey make am obvious wetin una dey do.

I think it's just better for me to stay away from responding to these Oando posts.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 7:18am On Oct 15, 2024
emmanuelewumi:
We dey the same Whatsapp group
Please can you share the link to the WhatsApp Group, Sir?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 1:16pm On Oct 12, 2024
Agbalowomeri:
Before the bogus earnings, they were paying about 50% dividend. By now they should be paying N10 or more by year end. Maybe we will get a surprise this time
They should increase dividend payout joor. We don't trust the management, CBN and FGN again. They can wake up tomorrow now and say the government has shielded "systemically important banks" from risks and so they should pay 50% tax on their retained earnings. Let's be getting a reasonable share of our profits as dividends, biko.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 1:11pm On Oct 12, 2024
essentialone:
TINUBU: The Making of an Authentic Political Philosopher.

#Copied
I don't think this should be here, even though it's a compelling piece.

#Not a buy or sell recommendation. cheesy
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 2:34pm On Oct 11, 2024
akpumpy:
After payment...
It's after Qualification. That's after the qualification date. The payment date will usually come afterwards.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 7:29pm On Oct 05, 2024
Sunrisepebble:
What is driving Ellah? They invited a broker friend of mine over a few weeks ago and he told me nothing is really going on there besides piggery at the moment
Thanks for this very important disclosure. Could it be that the stockbrokers weren't taken to the plantations, even though they are not yet fruiting? Or could it be that the plantations are audio? @Sunrisepebble, we would appreciate if you could find out exactly what they were shown and told while on that visit. Inviting journalists should have been better though, even though those can be corrupted to report what you want them to report.

Bottomline is: the more the raw independent information is provided, the better, to allow investors make their own conclusions.

Disclosure: I'm not buying yet.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 12:28am On Sep 18, 2024
Akpaamunsi:
And you had to use an igbo name to write the satirehuh Tribalism is ingrained in the blood of every yoruba man. Spits
He used two Igbo names in an illustration, one for good, one for bad. I didn't see anything tribalism in that. Relax bro
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chillykelly86(m): 9:54pm On Sep 17, 2024
zendi:
Sitting on a $280b mountain of cash, said to be only half of his company's portfolio size, and refusing his loved one a humble request of $40,000 tied to a specific need, suggesting it's not a habitual pestering for money.........

Here is what a miser looks like, both in Africa and in America.
At 80+ what much time left does he have to share love?
You overlook the obvious: it's not as though he can't give her even $1 million but she wants to spend $40,000 on her kitchen and she can't afford it. You're the one calling it a need.

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