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@yem its supose to be 4rm 10 to 1

Abeg ask d company make dem add-
1.store room with enough booze so that pple fit dey shark
2.with party hall so that person fit invite other retired musicsians, like MJ,FELLA and the rest to come perfome life.
3. With enough packs of CD to prevent unwanted accidents wey fit happen 4 no.2 i.e after d parties

Klint d drunk n ME

Poster dis is joke session not math class.Abi u blind.

Poster no mind all d critic arsenal fans, MAN U 4 LIFE

Chi my container has nt landed,i 4 settle d moni issue

All na copy copy eh!!

Dry joke 101

Nice one no mind all d mumu pple

pls does any on know where i can download rise of nations full version free?

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The Greedy Trader
A successful trader parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out a lorry came along too close to the kerb and completely tore off the driver's side. The trader immediately grabbed his mobile and dialled 999. It wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the trader started screaming how his car, which he just picked up that day, was completely ruined and would never be the same again. After the trader finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you traders are," he said "You're so focused on your possessions you don't notice anything else" "How can you say that?" asked the trader.
The policeman replied, "Didn't you realise that your left arm is missing from your elbow down? It's been torn off from when the truck hit you" The trader looked down in absolute horror.
"bleeping Hell!" he screamed… "Where's my rolex?"

In sokoto, a man named Jack bashiru was arrested on a charge that he stole a neighbor's cow. His attorney maintained that he was innocent and filed that the case be dismissed through lack of evidence. The judge agreed and the case was dismissed. bashiru then thanked the judge and asked, "But do I have to give back the cow?"

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. v The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.
The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!"
She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."

LIFE
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink like a fish, party your ass off, - you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday!

3RNEST:
<<Chima>> Unaa i wan to know hw u market your product?, imagine dem say your product is dry and u have alot of customers postinq, u must be a gud marketer,

nna business is good u can contact me to see hw i market

1. A man walks into a psychiatrists ward wearing shorts made out of cling wrap, The doctor took one look at him and said "I can clearly see your nuts"

2.What do christmas trees and priests have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration!

3.What does an electric train toy and a woman's breasts have in common?
Both were intended for children but no one can gets Dad's hands off either of them.

4.What do Gynaecologists and Pizza Delivery Men have in common?
They always get to sniff it, but never get to eat it.

5.Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"

A Dying Man

A priest came to a dying man to read him his last rites.
"Do you reject the devil?" asked the priest.
"This is no time to be making enemies," replied the man.

john789:
your peanut butter

john you got d first one right, wats d answer to the second

chima2011:
u no rich 4 me to hate

no offence bro.

repetition is a sign of stupidity, repetition is a sign of stupidity, repetition is a sign of stupidity, repetition is a sign of stupidity, repetition is a sign of stupidity, repetition is a sign of stupidity, repetition is a sign of stupidity, repetition is a sign of stupidity,

Studio CFR:
Copied!

Please dont hate me

u no rich 4 me to hate

Studio CFR:
wish i could kick dis IBO poster's asz

Ok poster do u want me to tell u what u are?

your name is chima, ejimma, you're IBO from Enugu.

You're a midget
*big deal*

(No Ofience)



*Thread moved to IBO KWENU section*

studio na u sabi i no come 4rm enugu and i no be ejimma. i sure say u wan be like me but no go ever fit be.

well i actually get d joke from my friend wey dem don carry go one big psychiatric hotel make him go enjoy, so if wan join am 4 d hotel just try any of am or all of am so that them go carry u go d president suit so that u go enjoy well well!!!!!!

well i actually get d joke from my friend wey dem don carry go one big psychiatric hotel make him go enjoy, so if wan join am 4 d hotel just try any of am or all of am so that them go carry u go d president suit so that u go enjoy well well!!!!!!

abeg tell dem u no say some get eye but they dont seeeee

EXPO
1. A dentist

2. A wedding ring

so make una try anser d p2

I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am 1?