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PoliticsRe: Lay Down Your Arms, We’ll Be Merciful, GEJ To Boko Haram by chima2011: 5:37am On Nov 16, 2011
TOUGH TALK, BKH de hear o! Dis time no go be police hqr/UN. e go bi ASO ROCK proper
PoliticsHow Akingbola Siphoned Intercontinental Bank’s N18.6bn by chima2011(op): 5:24am On Nov 16, 2011
LAGOS — An Ikeja High Court, was, Tuesday, told how the former Managing Director of Intercontinental Bank Plc, Dr. Erastus Akingbola, allegedly siphoned N18.6 billion belonging to the bank through three companies, which he was a signatory

http://stories.com.ng/story.php?title=how-akingbola-siphoned-intercontinental-bank%E2%80%99s-n18-6bn-by-witness
PoliticsCivil Servant In Adamawa Collected N6m As Monthly Salary by chima2011(op): 5:22am On Nov 16, 2011
The Adamawa State Government, on Tuesday in Yola, announced the arrest of an employee in its Ministry of Education who is alleged to have been fraudulently collecting a monthly salary of N6 million.


http://stories.com.ng/story.php?title=civil-servant-in-adamawa-collected-n6m-as-monthly-salary-%7C-daily-times-nigeria
PoliticsNigeria Is Safe To Visitors - GEJ by chima2011(op): 5:19am On Nov 16, 2011
Nigeria Is Safe To Visitors, Says Jonathan

He said: “Your visits to Kebbi and Sokoto states, after the French Foreign Minister visited Kano, all in the North of Nigeria, confirm that the country is safe to visit.”

DO WE HAVE A LYING PRESIDENT?


http://stories.com.ng/story.php?title=the-nation-nigeria-is-safe-to-visitors-says-jonathan
PoliticsRe: Chime Complete 21st Century Automobile Village In Enugu by chima2011: 3:30am On Nov 15, 2011
whatever anyone says, or however you might see it, the fact remains that an all-faceted mechanic village can not, by any means, be compared to a dealer's workshop.

How many people can afford the dealer's place?

How many people drive tear rubber in Nigeria as against those that patronize fairly use?

Does it mean more 80% of nigerians that drive tokumbo cars should be left at the mercy quakes because they can't afford a dealer's price?

in case you dont know, taking your car to an inexperienced mechanic leaves it worse off. Any govt. that can help solve that should be greatly applauded. I don't see what the fuse is all about.
PoliticsTribunal Sacks Kebbi Gov. Dakingari by chima2011(op): 2:04am On Nov 14, 2011
The Kebbi State Election Petition Tribunal sitting in Birnin Kebbi yesterday nullified the election of Governor Usman Saidu Dakiagari of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).

http://stories.com.ng/story.php?title=tribunal-sacks-kebbi-gov-dakingari
ProgrammingRe: Votes Needed For Nigerian Student Whose Software Reduces Infant Mortality Rate by chima2011: 10:56pm On Nov 08, 2011
I'm proud of any Nigerian doing incredible stuff. I always know that with the right training, we would be standing the very best around the world, already voted
PoliticsDoes This Also Make You A Thief? by chima2011(op): 1:32am On Oct 20, 2011
If someone steals from you and then you turn and steal back that thing from the person, does that also make you thief?
CulturePidgin English Vs Queen's English. Which Is More Popular In Nigeria? by chima2011(op): 1:32am On Oct 11, 2011
Pidgin English vs Queens English. which is more popular in Nigeria

To me in terms of spoken English, Pidgin English beat queen's English hands down in Nigeria because most folks just prefer to speak pidgin.

But in writing, I think people are just used to normal English. It is even evident online where communication is virtually via writing except in few cases such as www.naweown.com (a pidgin English social networking site) where people are allowed or expected to communicate strictly in pidgin
RomanceCan You Toast A Girl Using Pidgin English by chima2011(op): 1:13am On Oct 11, 2011
I never tot it was possible for a guy to toast me using pidgin English until I met a guy on www.naweown.com (It's not a dating site ooo. it's just a pidgin English social networking site basically for Nigerians. hmmm). The guy apart from being cute, believe me, the pidgin sounded so good that you would, to cut long story short, something may happen sha, still watching
Na one of my class chick yarn me this sha

so guys if you sabi pidgin wella, you may give it a shot. e fi just work
PoliticsRe: Bomb Explodes Outside A Church In Maiduguri by chima2011: 12:21am On Oct 10, 2011
has it started again?
PoliticsWill You Take Part In The Fuel Price Revolution When It Starts In January 2012? by chima2011(op): 11:54pm On Oct 09, 2011
There is definitely going to be a show down (North Africa style)

masses vs Govt

come January 2012 if and when the fuel price rises to 142.5 naira

The question is will you make yourself available for the final revolution to correct the Nigerian malaise, or will you take the usual road to cowardice - suffering and smiling,

People this is the time and opportunity we all have been waiting for to correct the Nigerian leadership. But the question is if you reading this here or any other place we will be circulating the message in the nearest future show up or will you bow and allow the suffering to continue,
FamilyMaternal Relatives Vs Paternal Relatives by chima2011(op): 3:22am On Oct 09, 2011
Maternal Relatives Vs Paternal Relatives - Who Are You Closer To?
Between your maternal relatives and paternal relatives who are you closer to?

for me, it's people from my mom's side
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Pls Read This Before You Attend Any Party. Be Fore-warned, Be Fore-armed by chima2011(op): 11:54pm On Oct 06, 2011
Akainzo:
@OP, It is quite sad that in this age and time, with all the available means of checking/confirming information, you would come to post something like the above angry angry angry

This story has been debunked for such a long time (more than a decade! shocked) and a simple search would have shown you that it is just a myth, an urban legend meant only for beer parlour discussions and simpletons.

Google is your friend, USE IT! For the sake of others see this links: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progesterex and http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blprogesterex.htm
I am a vet student and I can tell you that if you take those drugs you will be sterilized. maybe the story is exaggerated but the sum and substance is real.
Jokes EtcGirls Pls Read This Before You Attend Any Party. Be Fore-warned, Be Fore-armed by chima2011(op): 10:42pm On Oct 06, 2011
A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang violated her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat Desecrates, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill.   
 
The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to violation AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date violation drug.   
 
As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't get pregnant; she won't conceive from the violation and the despoiler needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later.   
 
The drug's effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY - They are P*E*R*M*A*N* E*N*T!!! Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses,  Any female who takes it will NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE,  The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school or any university.   
 
It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big on campuses everywhere. Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how to use it,   
Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls,  Be careful when you're out and don't leave your drink unattended.   
 
Please make the effort to forward this on to all you know,  Guys, please inform all your female friends and relatives!
SOURCE: http://naweown.com/blogs/viewstory/329
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Is Not The Worst President - Reuben Abati by chima2011: 11:19pm On Oct 04, 2011
Monkey no fain but im mama like am. President no good but presidency like am,

I DE LAUGH grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Build 176 Classrooms by chima2011: 4:54am On Oct 04, 2011
is this another of AC propaganda undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsNo Bomb Explosion Yet? by chima2011(op): 1:16am On Oct 02, 2011
Halleluyah! thank God we haven't heard of any new bomb explosions as many people had suspected (or expected as the case may be)
BusinessRe: CBN To Apply Islamic Principles To Non-Banking Financial Institutions by chima2011: 1:58am On Oct 01, 2011
SANUSI IS NOT ALL THAT HOLY, GO AND FIND OUT HIS CONNECTION WITH NEXT NEWSPAPER (THAT HAVE JUST FOLDED UP).
GO AND FIND OUT THE MAGO MAGO HE USED TO ISSUE OUT THE LOAN THE NEWSPAPER STARTED WITH.

GO AND FIND OUT HOW HE IS USING HIS POWERS AS CBN GOV TO COVER UP HIS PAST FLAWS AND IRREGULARITIES IN FIRST BANK.

NOW HE IS TALKING ABOUT ISLAMIC WHATEVER, THAT MAN IS BEGINNING TO SOUND LIKE AN EXTREMIST - BUT A COURTEOUS, CIVIL BUT MANIPULATIVE ONE
PoliticsRe: Nigeria At 51 (exactly 45 Minutes Ago): Do We Really Have A Cause To Celebrate? by chima2011(op): 1:34am On Oct 01, 2011
igbo2011:
-Nigeria is one of the fastest growing economies in the world
-Nigeria's power is getting a lot better and people are saving a lot more.
-Nigeria has a numerous amount of projects that will make Nigeria a business hub (Eko Atlantic City, Rainbow Town in Port harcourt, Monorails in Enugu and Onitsa, Warri Industrial Park, Lekki Free Trade Zone)
-Many Nigerians in the Diaspora are moving back to Nigeria to help build Nigeria.
-Nigeria's middle class is on the rise. (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBaZnl-AaIk)
-We are set to be the number one economy by overtaking South Africa pretty soon.
-We are se to be the number 6 economy in the world on 2050 (http://www.wired.com/beyond_the_beyond/2011/02/2050-ad-india1-japan-9/)
-Nollywood is the number 2 film industry in the world.
-Governors are starting to do their job correctly (Fashola, Chime, Ameachi)
-They are building a Six Flags next to Tinapa and a Jackson 5 memorial in Badagry which will help with the tourism industry
-More people are investing in agriculture.

Let's stop talking about the negatives and seeing the positives.
ARE YOU REALLY IN NIGERIA?
POWER GETTING BETTER?, FOR WHERE MINSTERS QUATERS IN ABUJA, ABI?

INVESTING IN AGRICULTURE? HOPE YOU DON'T MEAN BACKYARD TILAPIA FISH FARMING?

NOLLYWOOD NUMBER 2? IN QUANTITY ABI BUT NUMBER 158 IN QUALITY I GUESS

NIGERIA MIDDLE CLASS ON THE RISE? NOW AM SERIOUSLY DOUBTING IF YOU ARE IN NIGERIA. MAYBE YOU LEFT THE COUNTRY IN 1983

FASTEST GROWING ECONOMIES? ON PAPER I'M SURE

SET TO OVERTAKE SOUTH AFRICA SOON, GUY WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING

ETC.
PoliticsMend Threatens To Bomb Sudan, Niger, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Libya And Mauritania by chima2011(op): 1:26am On Oct 01, 2011
PoliticsRe: Nigeria At 51 (exactly 45 Minutes Ago): Do We Really Have A Cause To Celebrate? by chima2011(op): 1:08am On Oct 01, 2011
milanseedorf:
i have course to celebrate because all these bombs have not gotten to me.
LOL grin grin grin grin grin

Its a matter of time. You better pack your things start to run.
PoliticsRe: Happy 51st Independence Anniversary To All Nigerians by chima2011: 1:04am On Oct 01, 2011
As Nigeria don turn 51 so, I wan Invite you all to sign up at www.naweown.com(pidgin English social network) make we promote we culture and language
PoliticsRe: Will You Attend Independence Ceremony In Your State? by chima2011: 12:56am On Oct 01, 2011
Will i attend? it depends on the state. if you de stay Borno or Bauchi you go attend?
PoliticsNigeria At 51 (exactly 45 Minutes Ago): Do We Really Have A Cause To Celebrate? by chima2011(op): 12:47am On Oct 01, 2011
Nigeria is 51 years old today (that's exactly 45 minutes ago). but my question to yoou reading this and to every other persons out there is "DO WE HAVE ANY JUSTIFIABLE REASON TO CELEBRATE IT"
BusinessWhat Would You Do With N10 Million Naira Loan? by chima2011(op): 2:17am On Sep 29, 2011
I once asked a friend(founder and owner of the pidgin English social networking site, www.NaWeOwn.com) this question and the first thing he said was “I would invest all into publicising NaWeOwn.com”. When I heard his response, I was so impressed by his sense of certainty that I decided to open up a new thread on this forum for the topic. Actually I'm currently working on bringing a band of investors together that will raise that amount,

What would you do if an investor decides to hand over interest-free 10 million naira loan to you today?
PoliticsRe: If You Were President, Which Sector Would Have No 1 Priority? by chima2011(op): 2:12am On Sep 29, 2011
arsenefc:
Department of yahoo-yahoo. I will simply legalize it and make them pay tax.
No bi small thing. You don win finish the only thing wen remain na make you say you wan contest
RomanceRe: Can You Date Someone You Met On 2go? by chima2011(op): 2:05am On Sep 29, 2011
tellwisdom:
what is 2go? ashewo house??
Na wa o! Na from zoo you comot?
RomanceRe: Topic: 12 Signs That She Might Be Cheating On You by chima2011: 1:27am On Sep 28, 2011
wetin you de find na im you go see. chinese pipo talk say if you ask question you no fit avoid the answer. beware of wetin you de look out for.

why not look out for better things instead of if she de cheat on you. haba mallam

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