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Health › Brazilian Man Found Alive In Body Bagin Morgue by chimaobikanu(op): 2:13pm On Aug 28, 2014

As the man approached the body of
his brother lying in a morgue in
Salvador, Brazil, he noticed that the
body inside was squirming. Walter Goncalves realised that his
brother, Valdelucio, had not died at
the age of 54 but in fact had a few
more years left in him. Doctors at the Menandro de Farias
General Hospital had thought
Valdelucio Goncalves had died
following respiratory failure and
multiple organ failure. Yet two hours
later he was found alive in a body bag by his brother. After the brother alerted the morgue,
Goncalves was taken back to the
hospital for treatment and was then
photographed alive, both thumbs up. The hospital in Salvador has now
opened an investigation into the
incident. Goncalves' niece, Patricia, told Correio
24 Horas: “The bag was closed and
moving. Up and down as if he was
breathing. Then he (the brother)
called everyone to see what was
happening. He was with the feet tied and with cotton in the nose and ears." This is not the first time someone has
been presumed deceased mistakenly. Earlier this year, workers at a US
funeral home were shocked after a
body they were preparing to embalm
suddenly woke up kicking. Despite
being examined by the Mississippi
county coroner, 78-year-old Walter Williams came back to life hours after
he had been officially pronounced
dead.

Source: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/brazilian-man-found-alive-in-body-bag-in-morgue-9696225.html

Politics › Re: An Italian Senator Is Seeking An Exorcist After Being "Cursed" by chimaobikanu(op): 12:11pm On Aug 28, 2014

whatlyf: Never Underestimate an African Traditionalist

whatlyf: Never Underestimate an African Traditionalist

Politics › Re: An Italian Senator Is Seeking An Exorcist After Being "Cursed" by chimaobikanu(op): 11:43am On Aug 28, 2014

indeed

Foreign Affairs › An Italian Senator Is Seeking An Exorcist After Being "Cursed".... by chimaobikanu(op): 11:38am On Aug 28, 2014

Roberto Calderoli, the deputy
speaker
of Italy’s Senate, was widely
condemned after comparing Cecile
Kyenge, the former integration
minister, to an ape in June last year. He later claimed he was a
“misunderstood animal lover” and
refused to resign. But that
explanation
failed to convince the prosecutor of
Bergamo, who ordered him to stand
trial for defamation aggravated by
racial discrimination. The trial is
ongoing. After a spate of bad luck -
including
undergoing six operations, losing his
mother and last week finding a 6ft
snake in his house - Calderoli told
the
weekly gossip magazine, Oggi, that
African spirits have plotted against him in revenge for the insult. He is
now calling on the help of an
exorcist. “Maybe I should put an
ad in a
newspaper or call Bergoglio (Pope
Francis), if he’s not too busy accommodating immigrants in our
country, but I absolutely need to
find
an exorcist,” he said. Calderoli said
the string of bad luck
started after a video emerged of Kyenge’s father, Clement Kikoko
Kyenge, leading a ceremony in a
village in Democratic Republic of
Congo last year during which he
asked God to free the politician of
evil thoughts. A photo of Calderoli was
also placed in
the middle of a termite mound as
Mr
Kyenge asked ancestors of the
village to do the same. “I’ve never been
superstitious but
after this, things started happening
more and more,” Calderoli said. He
also claimed to have suffered two
broken fingers and two broken verterbrae as a result of the curse.
A lucky charm in the shape of a red
chilli pepper given to him by
friends in
an attempt to ward off the evil
spirits also mysteriously snapped in half a
day later, he said. source: www.thelocal.it/20140828/ive-
been-cursed-by-evil-african-
spirits-top-politician

Politics › An Italian Senator Is Seeking An Exorcist After Being "Cursed" by chimaobikanu(op): 11:31am On Aug 28, 2014

Roberto Calderoli, the deputy speaker
of Italy’s Senate, was widely
condemned after comparing Cecile
Kyenge, the former integration
minister, to an ape in June last year. He later claimed he was a
“misunderstood animal lover” and
refused to resign. But that explanation
failed to convince the prosecutor of
Bergamo, who ordered him to stand
trial for defamation aggravated by racial discrimination. The trial is
ongoing. After a spate of bad luck - including
undergoing six operations, losing his
mother and last week finding a 6ft
snake in his house - Calderoli told the
weekly gossip magazine, Oggi, that
African spirits have plotted against him in revenge for the insult. He is now calling on the help of an
exorcist. “Maybe I should put an ad in a
newspaper or call Bergoglio (Pope
Francis), if he’s not too busy
accommodating immigrants in our
country, but I absolutely need to find
an exorcist,” he said. Calderoli said the string of bad luck
started after a video emerged of
Kyenge’s father, Clement Kikoko
Kyenge, leading a ceremony in a
village in Democratic Republic of
Congo last year during which he asked God to free the politician of evil
thoughts. A photo of Calderoli was also placed in
the middle of a termite mound as Mr
Kyenge asked ancestors of the village
to do the same. “I’ve never been superstitious but
after this, things started happening
more and more,” Calderoli said. He
also claimed to have suffered two
broken fingers and two broken
verterbrae as a result of the curse. A lucky charm in the shape of a red
chilli pepper given to him by friends in
an attempt to ward off the evil spirits
also mysteriously snapped in half a
day later, he said.

source: www.thelocal.it/20140828/ive-been-cursed-by-evil-african-spirits-top-politician

Jokes Etc › Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by chimaobikanu(m): 7:28am On Aug 14, 2014

In those day's, my brother always say "my mama raised no fool baby, so where are you from?". He also use to say "stop reasoning through your anus and for once, make use of your brain!" and the most annoying of them all "i've told you to stop holding up fart, cause it travels back to the brain and that's where shitty ideas come from!". Lol

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Are Chinese Companies In Nigeria Maltreating Nigerians? by chimaobikanu(m): 9:24am On Aug 10, 2014

@OP, thanks for this. I was about starting a topic like this, but in my case its the "Lebanese". I mean why do all these third class onyibo's enslave Nigerian's in the same Nigeria. This can never happen in (talking of the ones i know); Germany, GB, France, USA, Canada, and the rest of them.

Technology Market › Re: Wicked Gadjets combination ...Part One! by chimaobikanu(m): 11:57pm On Aug 02, 2014

Any IMac combo huh

Technology Market › Over 100 HD 2012 And 2013 Movies In A 500gb Hard Disk For Sale!!! by chimaobikanu(op): 11:29pm On Nov 08, 2013

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Computers › Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by chimaobikanu(m): 7:02pm On Mar 04, 2013

Please help me unlock my mtn morden. Huawei E173u-1, IMEI: 860015018926771. S/N XVA4CA11C2226300. Thanks

Car Talk › Re: Why Are Nigerians Scared Of VOLVO by chimaobikanu(m): 6:42pm On Feb 18, 2013

One of the best volvo models i've come across is the xc60! I drive the 2010 model. Best suv ever made! Guys, those people still make good cars, why not give them a try. My opinion though.

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Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by chimaobikanu(m): 8:38am On Feb 13, 2013

Thanks jor :-)

Ileke-IdI:
*faints*

There is a God!! I'm no longer an atheist. E ke alleluia

Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by chimaobikanu(m): 8:27am On Feb 13, 2013

This is fun o! Ok here are more of me ;-) lmao

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Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by chimaobikanu(m): 7:46am On Feb 13, 2013

Tashamania: All I can do right now is

Damn!!!!

thanks

Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by chimaobikanu(m): 7:34am On Feb 13, 2013

My turn ;-). Lolz make una no yab me o!

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Politics › Re: Nominate Your Worst State Governor Of The Year 2012 by chimaobikanu(m): 9:59am On Dec 14, 2012

ITbomb: I'm suspecting that T.A ORJI is rigging this nomination to his favor, it is becoming a landslide

Politics › Re: Nominate Your Worst State Governor Of The Year 2012 by chimaobikanu(m): 9:55am On Dec 14, 2012

dont mind the id**t that mentioned Governor Chime, wish they can have T.A for one tenure and give us minority report! just my one cent

Phrankin: [size=17pt]Mr Seun, you should consider banning some people who post for posting sake. imagine somebody saying that the governor of enugu is the worst. in fact, i classify him among the top 5 governors in nigeria.[/size]

Education › Re: Okorocha Slashes Tuition Fee For Non-imo Students By 50% by chimaobikanu(m): 11:11am On Dec 01, 2012

i need a tipple like button for this reply. tell them, wish they had someone like T.A Orji as Enugu state Governor, then they would have known!

Sam Milla: It is easier to call him ediot because he is not your wretched father who could not afford your school fees.
As shallow minded as you are, your silly mind did not tell you that everybody does not do the same thing at the same time. While the allocation of Imo state is far bigger than that of Enugu, have you taken out time to see that Enugu is far more better than Owerri?

Phone/Internet Market › Re: New Sony Xperia P,used Ipod Touch 4 Sale by chimaobikanu(m): 11:42pm On Nov 12, 2012

hi, is the XPERIA P still available?

Business › Re: Betonmarket Alerts: Season 5 by chimaobikanu(m): 11:13am On Aug 30, 2012

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Phones › Re: Itunes Now In Nigeria - Thank God! by chimaobikanu(m): 2:11pm On Aug 20, 2012

ny_joseph: You're welcome bro. And if you see any other person wey need am, just control them to me.

ok Bro, no P

Phones › Re: Itunes Now In Nigeria - Thank God! by chimaobikanu(m): 9:06pm On Aug 18, 2012

ny_joseph: I can help you people get a US iTunes account that you can use here in Nigeria here to download any content you want. If you need one, just call me on 08064482220

thanks man, the iTunes account is working now.

Fashion › Re: How Far Can You Travel For A Hairdo/Haircut? by chimaobikanu(m): 7:29am On Aug 18, 2012

Lolz, when I saw this topic, the person sitting beside was like "oh boy na u dem dey ask o". I travel from Abuja to Enugu every month for ma haircut. It all started when I was 16. But now as a grown man, all I do is search for a local barber and enquire from correct dudes in that vicinity of how good he or she is, shekina!

Computers › Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by chimaobikanu(m): 11:32pm On Aug 16, 2012

femi4: web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net

Thanks for you assistance so far, bless you. The modem is unlocked now, but still not connecting even after changing the APN. Please what can I do next? Thanks

Computers › Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by chimaobikanu(m): 6:53pm On Aug 16, 2012

femi4: 57645015

Thanks for your swift response, God bless. Please what MTN's APN? I've changed the APN, but it ain't connecting

Computers › Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by chimaobikanu(m): 5:29pm On Aug 16, 2012

Good day, please help me unlock my airtel e173 modem. The IMEI no: 869878000748698. Thank you

Phones › Re: Best Internet Plan For An Android Smartphone? by chimaobikanu(m): 11:30pm On Aug 13, 2012

polokor60: yes,check the previous post for any info you need about that.

It's working now, thanks! I just changed the APN

Phones › Re: Best Internet Plan For An Android Smartphone? by chimaobikanu(m): 8:28pm On Aug 12, 2012

Does the airtel bis work on iPhones? Would be glad if someone can help me out

Adverts › Re: New Acer Aspire Mini , 2GB RAM, 320GB , 48,000 by chimaobikanu(m): 5:51pm On Aug 12, 2012

Hi, I have 45k for it. Am in Enugu, but will send some to come pick it up for me if you agree on the fee. Thanks as I await your swift reply

Phones › Re: Itunes Now In Nigeria - Thank God! by chimaobikanu(m): 9:03am On Aug 01, 2012

omafones: As many of you now know Apple has finally recognized Nigeria in their iTunes Store.

I have now registered for iTunes in Nigeria, using my Nigerian address, email address and a Nigerian registered visa debit card. i have even bought a .99c app using my Nigerian debit card - took only a few minutes.

However I don't seem to be able to find any music for sale. There are loads of books, there Nigerian themed apps and other more traditional apps, but i can't find any music. Even when i search my the name of the artist all i get is books or apps about the artist, no music and neither are there any films.

Am I missing something here? has anyone out there used the Nigerian iTunes? what is your experience.

tried using my diamond bank debit card to register, but it didnt work sad

Phones › Re: Register For Itunes In Nigeria Without A Credit Card by chimaobikanu(m): 8:59am On Aug 01, 2012

Am not in lagos, can u help me register the itune i.d and how much. Thank u

Computer Market › Re: Brand New 14.1'' & 15.6'' HP Laptop For Sale Call 08054611414; 08090770099 by chimaobikanu(m): 9:30pm On Jul 22, 2012

how much ?

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