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They re born to stay indoors both the good ones and the bad ones
Sometimes I ask dis questions before but I had 5 lovely yellowish pawpaw sistas who luv staying indoors der own na sleep wake up press fone sleep wake up dos days
Dey only come out if dey want to buy somfin or church
So generally u can't see a gal roaming in de street aimlessly like guys

1one:
I always check the profile of anybody that makes a funny, wtty, or intelligent post,.. and even those that make very queer, gross or basically stupi:d posts too..I can't can't how many times I've clicked on Mr.Cork's profile..That's guy never ceases to make me laugh

But speaking about females... There's one profile I just can't help but checking every now and again and that's MizMyColi.. She's just a rich mix of humor, witts , intelligence and every other thing in between.

u re one of dos pple naijaboy is refering too abeg stop hyping pple is becomint too much here u can't get a sympathy kiss frm her rada a sympathy reply frm ur PM

naijaboiy:
LoL,,everybody now claiming to check only when a girl makes intelligent posts

But how many of them actually do that?
Very few

Even on critical topics you'll see useless comments like "hmmm" "Ok o" "Nawa o" "Op tell them" e.t.c

And then that comment will still get many likes and one useless woman-wrapper will quote the post and all he'll say is You're cute

I check any moniker both male and female most especially if you're not making sense

lol cry wn comot for the man of God eyes oh
But oh boy e be like u dn do dat u re cute of a tin
To the topic I check wen ma spirit minsters me to do so

Men can do anytin just to kill a cat
Some use catapult some use arrow etc
De mentality in gals mind nw wen u PM dem is u wan kill der cat
Dats why I want to correct dat mentality
While most women can do anytin to hv moni making dem catful
So in all men cheats more

So funny

U should be telling it to APC

firstEVA:
yes its only guys

just keep shut, why do u girls see everi relationship as a job opportunity if its only guys
If I insalt u nw dem go say dis man of God wicked but I won't

MichaelSokoto:
OP if u lie, d sango dat would fire u iz still on his 2nd bottle of alomo bitters

second bottle kee! Abeg he is on his 5th crate of OOOOh MPA

Summary pls
Pls after one summary I still need anoda summary to summarise everitin for ma head

Prettybecca:
i need expensive fountain pen o, no be local biro. Lol

me too I need an exotic high class cat, not local cat.

Prettybecca:
you det find cat to kill abi?
No vex na biro pen i dey find o. Ehen!

but I get amu for biro pen nah

ginajet:
Daddy mi!!! they want to spoil your sweet innocent baby girl oh

I saw u kiss dem, tell me is a lie I dnt see at nite

ginajet:
Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha...... Baddo.... you want to see tinz meant for elders abi?

fredoooooo:
Make i find trouble small , where is naijababe

abeg mention all of dem mak dem carry der yeye mumu self come here

fredoooooo:
Mou leave am because he respect old age , if mou give am one blow na hospital bed e go Land

abeg wia our mumuna2 go, hope say dem neva kidnap amu dis one she is no wia to be found
#BringBackOgirl mukina2 abeg I wn see u ooooooooooooooooo is urgent fredooooo talk say valbuena ur broda dey find u

Tymax:
You dey mind am? Don't waste your time replying such elements joor. Some people don't know how to be "witty". Babe how you dey?

trying so hard to impress a gal, and u ended up by asking how she is, higest she will reply ur mail o to
No insult intended, always try to be neutral dnt side a she becos she has a cat
And dnt be against a fellow he becos he is trying to hunt a cat

lalasticlala:
yes ooo. its true. u r right. I forgot him o. The man had been so active o b4 he took a break for politics. ya u r right.

I just like how him and olu jacob acts the role of igwe perfectly well, they re immense they somtimes speak in ibo parables dey just fit in

fredoooooo:
Useless team , arsene wenger is now a boxer abi na wrestler (gidigbo thins)

wenger like gidigbo baje mourinho fear shift back

temigracie:
...Pele.....


Lo pa ara e.....Ko lomoomo......

leme intepret it
She said u should kill ur self for all she cares
Believe u me if na me I no go chop dis nite na war

lalasticlala:
yes ooo. its true. u r right. I forgot him o. The man had been so active o b4 he took a break for politics. ya u r right.

apart frm olu jacob he is second to none he has been very very active in recent times

No no no lala I disagree with dat ua list pls is not complete
Where is ajibola dabo

angelTI:
She is a big time liar! O niro oshi.

10M my foot!

nawa ni suru nah

naijaboiy:
10Million

To sing which song?

to sing collabo becos e rime with eminado and e match with ronaldo

Prettybecca:
I cant believe you guys are taking Liability seriously. Chai! Believe her and you'd believe anything.
You guys should chill pls she's just being naughty and she always make me laugh like mad. Lol

just keep shut der
Ua signature writes u need a pen
U r looking for a pen while amu looking for a cat

Liability I wish I could see u nw even God no go believe wetin I go do u

Summary frm any good samarrian?

11. Always allow him to kill ua cat is necessary

Amu not a bad boi btw can I get a summary?