Fellow Nairalanders, what do you make of this.
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14/9/2014 10:02 PM: Eni: I
14/9/2014 10:07 PM: Yomi: Hello
14/9/2014 10:09 PM: Eni: U are still awake
14/9/2014 10:09 PM: Yomi: Yeah
14/9/2014 10:10 PM: Eni: Wetin u dey do
14/9/2014 10:11 PM: Yomi: Nothing, really
14/9/2014 10:11 PM: Yomi: Preparing for the week
14/9/2014 10:12 PM: Eni: K
14/9/2014 10:12 PM: Yomi: u still keep my pictures?
14/9/2014 10:12 PM: Eni: Was trying to send u
something I saw online
14/9/2014 10:13 PM: Eni: Yes
14/9/2014 10:13 PM: Eni: I av many
14/9/2014 10:13 PM: Eni: I did not delete anything
from my fone
14/9/2014 10:14 PM: Yomi: Hmm ok
14/9/2014 10:15 PM: Yomi: I don't think its ideal
though
14/9/2014 10:15 PM: Eni: Y
14/9/2014 10:16 PM: Yomi: not to worry
14/9/2014 10:17 PM: Eni: 😃
14/9/2014 10:18 PM: Eni: Nothing u will say again dat
will make me angry
14/9/2014 10:33 PM: Yomi: Ok
14/9/2014 10:33 PM: Eni: I shd start
14/9/2014 10:35 PM: Eni: ?
14/9/2014 10:36 PM: Yomi: I don't get u
14/9/2014 10:36 PM: Yomi: Start what?
14/9/2014 10:37 PM: Eni: I want to say something
14/9/2014 10:37 PM: Yomi: Ok
14/9/2014 10:38 PM: Eni: See but is d truth o
14/9/2014 10:39 PM: Eni: I miss everything abt u
14/9/2014 10:39 PM: Eni: No vex o
14/9/2014 10:39 PM: Eni: Can not hide it
14/9/2014 10:40 PM: Yomi: Ohh ok
14/9/2014 10:40 PM: Eni: Serious
14/9/2014 10:40 PM: Eni: What abt u
14/9/2014 10:40 PM: Eni: No lies
14/9/2014 10:41 PM: Eni: Pls
14/9/2014 10:41 PM: Yomi: I moved on, Lara.
14/9/2014 10:41 PM: Eni: I know
14/9/2014 10:41 PM: Eni: But answer me
14/9/2014 10:43 PM: Yomi: I already answered you
Eni
14/9/2014 10:43 PM: Eni: No
14/9/2014 10:44 PM: Eni: Moving on can not stop u
from missing someone
14/9/2014 10:45 PM: Yomi: I have left everything
behind
14/9/2014 10:45 PM: Eni: But u are not happy
14/9/2014 10:46 PM: Yomi: If there is anybody I
broke up with that I still remember and I still miss, it
was my first love
14/9/2014 10:46 PM: Yomi: How do you mean am
not happy?
14/9/2014 10:46 PM: Eni: 😃
14/9/2014 10:47 PM: Eni: I still see myself as ur
girlfriend
14/9/2014 10:48 PM: Eni: And I know one day u will
know what I had for u was real
14/9/2014 10:49 PM: Eni: That makes me want to
wait
14/9/2014 10:50 PM: Eni: U can sleep with thousand
of girl what will be will be
14/9/2014 10:51 PM: Yomi: Omolara!!!
14/9/2014 10:51 PM: Eni: I still remembered all what
u told me
14/9/2014 10:52 PM: Eni: And I still keep dem in my
left hand so i will not use dem to eat
14/9/2014 10:53 PM: Eni: Dis sound crazy yes
14/9/2014 10:54 PM: Eni: but I know d truth will
come out soon
14/9/2014 10:54 PM: Eni: Am going to bed
14/9/2014 10:55 PM: Eni: Anytime I chat with u know
I miss u
14/9/2014 10:56 PM: Eni: I like dat word u told ur
people na by "force"
14/9/2014 10:56 PM: Eni: Yes o
14/9/2014 10:57 PM: Eni: We started d relationship
by force
14/9/2014 10:58 PM: Eni: If I miss u too much I av to
come to ur office so I will be okay
14/9/2014 10:58 PM: Eni: Gud nite
15/9/2014 5:48 AM: Yomi: How did we start the
relationship by force o?
15/9/2014 5:48 AM: Eni: U no dey sleep
15/9/2014 5:49 AM: Eni: Yomi
15/9/2014 5:49 AM: Eni: I want to see u
15/9/2014 5:49 AM: Yomi: I just woke up
15/9/2014 5:50 AM: Eni: Can we see today pls
15/9/2014 5:50 AM: Yomi: For what Eni?
15/9/2014 5:50 AM: Eni: Come on
15/9/2014 5:51 AM: Yomi: Ok on one condition
15/9/2014 5:51 AM: Eni: K
15/9/2014 5:51 AM: Eni: Not ur place
15/9/2014 5:51 AM: Yomi: Where?
15/9/2014 5:52 AM: Eni: U tell me
15/9/2014 5:53 AM: Yomi: U should tell me where
cos u were the one who decided that its not at my
place
15/9/2014 5:53 AM: Eni: Yomi na
15/9/2014 5:53 AM: Yomi: You said 'not my place'
15/9/2014 5:53 AM: Yomi: Then where?
15/9/2014 5:54 AM: Eni: Cos I do not want wahala
15/9/2014 5:54 AM: Yomi: What are you talking
about?
15/9/2014 5:54 AM: Eni: From ur girl in d making
15/9/2014 5:55 AM: Yomi: Well..... There is no girl
friend in the making
15/9/2014 5:55 AM: Yomi: Its a real girlfriend
15/9/2014 5:55 AM: Eni: K
15/9/2014 5:55 AM: Eni: K
15/9/2014 5:56 AM: Yomi: But remember I told you
that I'll only see you on one condition
15/9/2014 5:56 AM: Eni: Tell me
15/9/2014 5:58 AM: Yomi: That you'll reveal the lady
that you said she was calling and you eventually got
her number and you took it to facebook and you saw
her face.
15/9/2014 5:58 AM: Yomi: Now now
15/9/2014 5:59 AM: Eni: K
15/9/2014 5:59 AM: Eni: No wahala
15/9/2014 5:59 AM: Eni: U too will tell me what u are
hiding
15/9/2014 6:00 AM: Yomi: Bye
15/9/2014 6:00 AM: Eni: Wetin be bye
15/9/2014 6:00 AM: Eni: We are talking
15/9/2014 6:04 AM: Yomi: Believe or not, I AM NOT
HIDING ANYTHING
15/9/2014 6:05 AM: Eni: Who told u all the lies in ur
offices
15/9/2014 6:06 AM: Yomi: And since I don't av
anything you feel am hiding that you want to hear, I
feel you are not going to tell me the person that was
calling you
15/9/2014 6:06 AM: Yomi: Who ?
15/9/2014 6:06 AM: Yomi: Liesss
15/9/2014 6:07 AM: Yomi: Omolara!!!! You see that I
was right by telling BYE?
15/9/2014 6:07 AM: Eni: U want me to believe u
when u did not believe me
15/9/2014 6:07 AM: Eni: I will tell u I promise
15/9/2014 6:08 AM: Eni: But I really want to know
who d person is
15/9/2014 6:08 AM: Yomi: Cos if I'll tell you anything
at all, I am never going to mention any name to you
cos they are many
15/9/2014 6:08 AM: Eni: As in people feeding u with
lies
15/9/2014 6:09 AM: Eni: Pls do
15/9/2014 6:09 AM: Eni: But I swear to u dat nothing
happen
15/9/2014 6:09 AM: Yomi: I don't really bother
myself either its lies or not.
15/9/2014 6:09 AM: Eni: So why did u leave me
15/9/2014 6:10 AM: Yomi: And I have never accused
you of dating anyone
15/9/2014 6:10 AM: Eni: Was I not gud to be a wife
15/9/2014 6:10 AM: Eni: Yomi
15/9/2014 6:11 AM: Yomi: All I have told is that your
familiarity around my place of work is toooooo
muchhhhhhhh
15/9/2014 6:11 AM: Yomi: Even if you don do ashewo
b4, does it really matter ??
15/9/2014 6:11 AM: Eni: I hear u
15/9/2014 6:11 AM: Yomi: Of course no!!!!
15/9/2014 6:11 AM: Eni: me
15/9/2014 6:12 AM: Eni: I told u everything abt my
life
15/9/2014 6:12 AM: Eni: Before we started
15/9/2014 6:12 AM: Eni: Dat will be d last thing I will
do
15/9/2014 6:13 AM: Yomi: The only thing that
matters is that you are too familiar around there
and it is killing.
15/9/2014 6:13 AM: Eni: Can we see pls
15/9/2014 6:14 AM: Yomi: And even dad told you
that he doesn't want to see you around the office
again but all you can do is to go and fight near
myself
15/9/2014 6:14 AM: Yomi: Don't you think you should
check yourself ??
15/9/2014 6:14 AM: Yomi: No we won't see until you
tell me the person that was calling you
15/9/2014 6:14 AM: Eni: I told u all d men av dated in
my life so what do u want me to say
15/9/2014 6:15 AM: Eni: Was I wrong in telling u
15/9/2014 6:15 AM: Eni: U are getting it wrong
15/9/2014 6:16 AM: Yomi: My problem with you is
you are always saying something else when am
talking one thing
15/9/2014 6:16 AM: Eni: Dad said if Yomi is not
happy seeing u in his office stop it
15/9/2014 6:16 AM: Yomi: I am not talking about who
you have dated
15/9/2014 6:16 AM: Eni: To safe ur relationship
15/9/2014 6:17 AM: Yomi: You are the one getting it
wrong
15/9/2014 6:17 AM: Yomi: Am not talking about who
you have dated
15/9/2014 6:18 AM: Eni: I want to see u
15/9/2014 6:18 AM: Eni: I will tell u went I see u
15/9/2014 6:18 AM: Yomi: Am telling you that your
familiarity around my place of work is too much and
I can't bear it and it was around my office you now
went to fight
15/9/2014 6:18 AM: Yomi: Don't you get it?
15/9/2014 6:18 AM: Eni: Why did u hate me dat much
15/9/2014 6:19 AM: Yomi: You see now ??
15/9/2014 6:19 AM: Eni: I did not fight o
15/9/2014 6:19 AM: Yomi: Am talking one thing, but
you are saying another thing entirelyyyyy
15/9/2014 6:19 AM: Yomi: See, its minday morning
15/9/2014 6:20 AM: Eni: I know
15/9/2014 6:20 AM: Eni: It was like dis before
15/9/2014 6:20 AM: Eni: I chat with u everyday
15/9/2014 6:20 AM: Yomi: I have already spent about
30 mins talking to you.
15/9/2014 6:21 AM: Yomi: I need to go prepare to
leave for work
15/9/2014 6:20 AM: Eni: I want to see u today
15/9/2014 6:21 AM: Yomi: Ok no problem
15/9/2014 6:21 AM: Eni: Where
15/9/2014 6:21 AM: Yomi: But first who is the lady
that was calling you ?
15/9/2014 6:21 AM: Eni: Time
15/9/2014 6:21 AM: Yomi: Not so fast!
15/9/2014 6:21 AM: Eni: I will tell u today
15/9/2014 6:22 AM: Yomi: You don't tell me tha lady,
forget it
15/9/2014 6:22 AM: Yomi: No ooo
15/9/2014 6:22 AM: Eni: I will
15/9/2014 6:22 AM: Yomi: You can decide to tell me
tomoro self
15/9/2014 6:22 AM: Eni: When I see u
15/9/2014 6:23 AM: Yomi: But it when u tell me that
we will now decide when and where we will see
15/9/2014 6:23 AM: Yomi: Pls stop
15/9/2014 6:23 AM: Yomi: Bye
15/9/2014 6:23 AM: Eni: Stop what
15/9/2014 10:00 AM: Yomi: Eni
15/9/2014 10:00 AM: Eni: Pls
15/9/2014 10:01 AM: Eni: I beg u
15/9/2014 10:01 AM: Eni: Can we see today
15/9/2014 10:01 AM: Eni: Is not a fone thing
15/9/2014 10:04 AM: Yomi: This is the first time you
are addressing the real issue
15/9/2014 10:04 AM: Yomi: But the did has already
been done
15/9/2014 10:04 AM: Eni: What
15/9/2014 10:04 AM: Eni: What
15/9/2014 10:04 AM: Yomi: I have incurred the
wrought of my ogas because of you
15/9/2014 10:05 AM: Eni: As in
15/9/2014 10:07 AM: Yomi: It has gone beyond me
15/9/2014 10:08 AM: Eni: How
15/9/2014 10:08 AM: Yomi: Pls I beg you in the name
of God, I can't marry you Eni
15/9/2014 10:08 AM: Eni: I know
15/9/2014 10:09 AM: Eni: But I still want to be close
to u
15/9/2014 10:09 AM: Eni: But y
15/9/2014 10:12 AM: Eni: Tell me ur reason
15/9/2014 10:16 AM: Yomi: Its late
15/9/2014 10:16 AM: Eni: No
15/9/2014 10:16 AM: Eni: Is not
15/9/2014 10:17 AM: Eni: We can still turn back d
hands of time
15/9/2014 10:18 AM: Eni: I will be what ever u want
15/9/2014 10:18 AM: Eni: With God is not late
15/9/2014 10:19 AM: Yomi: Eni.
15/9/2014 10:18 AM: Eni: I know u still want me
much as I want u
15/9/2014 10:19 AM: Eni: But u are looking at d
people in ur office
15/9/2014 10:19 AM: Eni: Yes
15/9/2014 10:19 AM: Eni: Let see and talk dis pls
15/9/2014 10:20 AM: Yomi: You don't always want to
know that I will not do what my mind does not want
15/9/2014 10:20 AM: Eni: Me too am beginning u in d
name of God
15/9/2014 10:20 AM: Yomi: Well.... The handwriting
has always been on the wall
15/9/2014 10:21 AM: Eni: I know u can change ur
mind
15/9/2014 10:21 AM: Yomi: But yet you didn't tell
who was calling you
15/9/2014 10:21 AM: Yomi: Now who is the person
15/9/2014 10:21 AM: Eni: I will tell u
15/9/2014 10:22 AM: Yomi: You said you'll tell me
around 6 am this morning
15/9/2014 10:22 AM: Yomi: Its past 10 already and ur
still saying the same thing
15/9/2014 10:22 AM: Eni: I said when will see o
15/9/2014 10:23 AM: Yomi: If you didn't tell earlier
and your not telling me now, then ur not telling me
15/9/2014 10:23 AM: Yomi: We don't need to see if
your not telling me now
15/9/2014 10:23 AM: Eni: I will na
15/9/2014 10:24 AM: Eni: I see u are free today
15/9/2014 10:24 AM: Eni: Let me at d eatery
15/9/2014 10:25 AM: Eni: Am not going to take ur
time
15/9/2014 10:28 AM: Yomi: Free ke?
15/9/2014 10:28 AM: Eni: K
15/9/2014 10:29 AM: Yomi: I gave u a condition but u
don't want to
15/9/2014 10:29 AM: Yomi: Let's forget we ever
dated
15/9/2014 10:29 AM: Eni: What time
15/9/2014 10:29 AM: Eni: K
15/9/2014 10:29 AM: Eni: Are u sure
15/9/2014 10:29 AM: Eni: I can tell u everything abt
us
15/9/2014 10:31 AM: Eni: Dat is not possible
15/9/2014 10:31 AM: Eni: After all u told me
15/9/2014 10:31 AM: Eni: I still stand on what u said
15/9/2014 10:33 AM: Eni: <image omitted>
15/9/2014 10:36 AM: Eni: Is something I keep asking
myself
15/9/2014 10:36 AM: Eni: <image omitted>
15/9/2014 10:38 AM: Yomi: Its because u received to
give another person a chance
15/9/2014 10:38 AM: Eni: No
15/9/2014 10:40 AM: Eni: Am leaving u with dis for
now
15/9/2014 10:40 AM: Eni: <image omitted>
15/9/2014 10:40 AM: Eni: Chat with u later
15/9/2014 10:47 AM: Yomi: I don't get you
15/9/2014 10:49 AM: Yomi: I don't plan to see you o
Eni
15/9/2014 10:49 AM: Yomi: You haven't told me who
the person that was calling you is
15/9/2014 10:50 AM: Eni: When we see I will tell u
15/9/2014 10:50 AM: Eni: Can I come to ur office
15/9/2014 10:57 AM: Yomi: There is no need seeing
you then
15/9/2014 10:57 AM: Eni: Y
15/9/2014 11:02 AM: Yomi: You have to tell me b4 we
even decide seeing
15/9/2014 11:03 AM: Eni: K
15/9/2014 11:03 AM: Eni: Someone in ur office
15/9/2014 11:04 AM: Yomi: You must tell me first b4
I even talk about seeing you at all
15/9/2014 11:04 AM: Yomi: You said it b4 that its
someone in our office
15/9/2014 11:05 AM: Eni: Wetin dey do u self
15/9/2014 11:05 AM: Eni: Ur shakara too much o
15/9/2014 11:08 AM: Yomi: Ok
15/9/2014 11:09 AM: Eni: If I see u I know what I will
do
15/9/2014 11:09 AM: Eni: If u like take big stone take
stone me
15/9/2014 11:10 AM: Eni: Av a nice break
15/9/2014 11:10 AM: Yomi: We are not even seeing
in the first instance
15/9/2014 11:10 AM: Yomi: Bye
15/9/2014 11:10 AM: Eni: For me now half time
15/9/2014 11:10 AM: Eni: No bye
15/9/2014 11:10 AM: Eni: See u soon
15/9/2014 11:11 AM: Yomi: You can take decision for
yourself you hear?
15/9/2014 11:11 AM: Yomi: Not me
15/9/2014 11:12 AM: Eni: For us
15/9/2014 11:18 AM: Yomi: I said earlier that ur
funny!
15/9/2014 11:19 AM: Yomi: And you said the
relationship started by force
15/9/2014 11:19 AM: Eni: Yes
15/9/2014 11:19 AM: Eni: Will let u how
15/9/2014 11:19 AM: Eni: But later
15/9/2014 11:19 AM: Eni: Am busy
15/9/2014 11:21 AM: Yomi: So ur telling me that I
must stay in the relationship by force abi?
15/9/2014 11:21 AM: Eni: No
15/9/2014 11:22 AM: Eni: I just know we are still on
15/9/2014 11:29 AM: Yomi: Sorry ooo
15/9/2014 11:29 AM: Eni: I can see u miss me
15/9/2014 11:30 AM: Eni: Let chat later
15/9/2014 11:30 AM: Yomi: So you think you can
force yourself on me abi
15/9/2014 11:30 AM: Eni: Am cooking
15/9/2014 11:30 AM: Eni: Am not forcing myself
15/9/2014 11:32 AM: Yomi: So what are you doing?
15/9/2014 11:34 AM: Eni: U came when I need
someone
15/9/2014 11:34 AM: Eni: So what am doing right
now is to keep d relationship
15/9/2014 11:34 AM: Eni: <image omitted>
15/9/2014 11:55 AM: Yomi: Anyway, I don't qualify
for any of those things you mentioned in the soul
mate thing
15/9/2014 11:56 AM: Eni: I know
15/9/2014 11:56 AM: Yomi: And I don't remember
admitting to be your soul mate
15/9/2014 11:56 AM: Eni: I want to teach u
15/9/2014 11:56 AM: Yomi: Teach me?
15/9/2014 11:57 AM: Yomi: When you bcon tisha?
15/9/2014 11:57 AM: Eni: Let chat later
15/9/2014 11:58 AM: Yomi: But I don't understand
you o
15/9/2014 11:58 AM: Yomi: When I didn't register to
be a student under you and yet you wan tish me
15/9/2014 11:58 AM: Eni: I dey cook
15/9/2014 11:59 AM: Yomi: Oh
15/9/2014 11:59 AM: Eni: Y u dey laugh
15/9/2014 12:00 PM: Yomi: Laughing?
15/9/2014 12:00 PM: Yomi: Na d food u wan carry
con the eatery?
15/9/2014 12:01 PM: Eni: No
15/9/2014 12:02 PM: Yomi: Ur talk is funny though
15/9/2014 12:01 PM: Eni: If u like u can buy
something for me
15/9/2014 12:02 PM: Eni: Ur friend had an accident
15/9/2014 12:02 PM: Yomi: Am not seeing you Eni
15/9/2014 12:03 PM: Eni: I know u are joking
15/9/2014 12:06 PM: Eni: Yomi
15/9/2014 12:06 PM: Yomi: Well... U can believe what
u wish sha
15/9/2014 12:06 PM: Eni: Am outside
15/9/2014 12:07 PM: Eni: Come and meet me
15/9/2014 12:18 PM: Eni: Why are u like dis
15/9/2014 12:18 PM: Eni: Come na
15/9/2014 12:31 PM: Yomi: To where?
15/9/2014 12:35 PM: Eni: I told u am in ur office
15/9/2014 12:35 PM: Eni: But am no more dere
15/9/2014 12:36 PM: Yomi: Ur just too funny Eni
15/9/2014 12:36 PM: Eni: Go jo
15/9/2014 12:37 PM: Eni: U no see rain
15/9/2014 12:37 PM: Yomi: You told me u were
cooking
15/9/2014 12:37 PM: Eni: Yomi
15/9/2014 12:37 PM: Eni: Am cold
15/9/2014 12:37 PM: Yomi: Small time u don dey my
office
15/9/2014 12:38 PM: Eni: Yes I came to buy gas
15/9/2014 12:41 PM: Eni: 💔
15/9/2014 12:41 PM: Eni: I no vex sha
15/9/2014 12:41 PM: Eni: I know u will av my time
one day
15/9/2014 12:48 PM: Eni: <image omitted>
15/9/2014 12:49 PM: Yomi: That's true o
15/9/2014 12:49 PM: Yomi: Oya tell the person ur in
a relationship with instead of me na
15/9/2014 12:50 PM: Eni: Am not going to give up
15/9/2014 12:50 PM: Yomi: Cos am not into any
relationship with you
15/9/2014 12:50 PM: Eni: U are
15/9/2014 12:50 PM: Eni: We are still on
15/9/2014 12:54 PM: Yomi: I wonder when u'll stop
all these your childish act
15/9/2014 12:54 PM: Eni: When u stop
15/9/2014 12:58 PM: Eni: Food is ready o
15/9/2014 12:58 PM: Eni: Come n eat
15/9/2014 2:20 PM: Eni: Knock knock
15/9/2014 2:20 PM: Eni: Am free now
15/9/2014 4:04 PM: Eni: Yomi
15/9/2014 4:05 PM: Eni: But I said sorry
15/9/2014 4:05 PM: Eni: U will not hear anything abt
me
15/9/2014 4:58 PM: Eni: Pls come back
16/9/2014 6:44 PM: Eni: Hello
16/9/2014 6:45 PM: Eni: Yomi
16/9/2014 6:46 PM: Eni: How are u n ur day
16/9/2014 7:03 PM: Eni: ?
16/9/2014 7:07 PM: Eni: No answer
16/9/2014 7:08 PM: Eni: What is wrong with u
16/9/2014 7:10 PM: Eni: U know u can tell me
anything o
16/9/2014 7:11 PM: Eni: How come ur sleeping mate
are not taking care of u d way I use to
16/9/2014 7:12 PM: Eni: U are now d topic in ur
office
16/9/2014 7:19 PM: Yomi: I just keep wondering
when u'll stop all these your attention-seeking
sickness
16/9/2014 7:20 PM: Eni: When u start taking to me
16/9/2014 7:21 PM: Yomi: I see
16/9/2014 7:21 PM: Eni: U no dey try
16/9/2014 7:21 PM: Eni: Wetin do u
16/9/2014 7:21 PM: Yomi: Or you mean when I agree
to start bleeping you?
16/9/2014 7:21 PM: Eni: No
16/9/2014 7:21 PM: Yomi: Mehn, your attitude is
poorrr!!!
16/9/2014 7:22 PM: Eni: Why u dey dress anyhow go
office
16/9/2014 7:22 PM: Yomi: Is it your business how I
dress to office?
16/9/2014 7:22 PM: Eni: Yes na
16/9/2014 7:23 PM: Eni: Cos I still care
16/9/2014 7:24 PM: Yomi: And when your caring is
needed?
16/9/2014 7:23 PM: Eni: If I no talk no body fit tell u
16/9/2014 7:24 PM: Eni: Yomi
16/9/2014 7:24 PM: Eni: What is wrong
16/9/2014 7:24 PM: Eni: Let talk things out ok
16/9/2014 7:25 PM: Yomi: If no body talk, its because
its not their biz just the way its not your bizness
16/9/2014 7:25 PM: Eni: U no say I like u pass all
wetin u dey do
16/9/2014 7:26 PM: Eni: Come na my biz o
16/9/2014 7:26 PM: Eni: Anyway take care
16/9/2014 7:27 PM: Eni: We chat tomorrow
16/9/2014 7:27 PM: Eni: Am out
16/9/2014 7:29 PM: Yomi: Don't worry
16/9/2014 7:30 PM: Yomi: God will keep us alive
beyond tomoro
16/9/2014 7:30 PM: Yomi: Bye
16/9/2014 7:30 PM: Yomi: I've had enough of your
antics, you hear

Jeez!

Wow! That was a long read...btw, were you snooping on his phone or did he show it to you?
He should block her already, whats the need of all this talk? Very annoying girl, the guy sef get time wella.
Tell him to block her jor!

Lol... Pathetic

jezebel and Delilah dey play ludo ontop that girl life..u go fear possession

Chai....see obsession....i feel d chick sha....some people just don't take rejection quiet well....she shud move on tho....

All this long talk, can't read it all jor.... But from what I read;

Both of you want to skelewu (chop) urselves, so get to it and stop dilly-dallying.

*EDITED*
I take that back.... After reading more
DON'T do it, she's a desperate lay, you'll regret the few minutes of pleasure when she starts tormenting you

Hahahahahahahaha.....Babes eh! SMH

Konji dun finish Emi. Lol! Yomi should pity her biko.

Mhen... Dis is serious. The guy needs to block her or change his contacts asap.

She wants the koko

Lmao! Le struggle

Lol.

Confusing! Between Eni and Yomi, who is the guy and who is the gal? Both of them sounds sisi to me.

Some ladies deserve a permanent seat in psychiatric home. They just won't let a man be.

After irrational behaviour,they would want a come back.

I have one like that,I blocked her,when I changed my phone,her whatsapp ping was the first I saw,I blocked her again.

The guy should block her,the lady is desperate,she can do anything to have him back.

Jakeattah:
All this long talk, can't read it all jor.... But from what I read;

Both of you want to skelewu (chop) urselves, so get to it and stop dilly-dallying.

*EDITED*
I take that back.... After reading more
DON'T do it, she's a desperate lay, you'll regret the few minutes of pleasure when she starts tormenting you

Sorry. I don't want the skelewu things cos I discovered I'LL ONLY BE WASTING MY TIME COS I'LL NEVER ASK FOR HER HAND IN MARRIAGE. I actually deleted her on bbm and blocked on whatsapp after the conversation. How u go take say I need skelewu when she asked me if I missed her and I told her sternly that I moved on

PHEW... *cleans sweat*... I read am finish at last, wetin cum pain me b say I no even understand anytin dere.... I jus see one girl dey beg one boi... I don too dey fuckup dis days, imagin say I jus sit down read dis tin finish

yomanovic:


Sorry. I don't want the skelewu things cos I discovered I'LL ONLY BE WASTING MY TIME COS I'LL NEVER ASK FOR HER HAND IN MARRIAGE. I actually deleted her on bbm and blocked on whatsapp after the conversation. How u go take say I need skelewu when she asked me if I missed her and I told her sternly that I moved on

Yeah.... Read my edited post... Run man run

Who finishes this kinda poo on a Monday morning like this

Yomieluv:
Some ladies deserve a permanent seat in psychiatric home. They just won't let a man be.

After irrational behaviour,they would want a come back.

I have one like that,I blocked her,when I changed my phone,her whatsapp ping was the first I saw,I blocked her again.

The guy should block her,the lady is desperate,she can do anything to have him back.

I actually blocked her on whatsapp and deleted her on bbm cos I realised that that's the only way to stear clear off her. I even had to attend another church for few weeks cos we attend the same church. Its a church with thousands trouping so she has no chance there.

DAT girl is combination of annoying, frustrating, obsessed, desperate liability.....
d guy too get time oo

yomanovic:


I actually blocked her on whatsapp and deleted her on bbm cos I realised that that's the only way to stear clear off her. I even had to attend another church for few weeks cos we attend the same church. Its a church with thousands trouping so she has no chance there.

please avoid her like plaque,she either have you,or nobody else will.

Desperation is written all over her.

Hmmm quite interesting. Such a desperate lady

Jakeattah:


Yeah.... Read my edited post... Run man run

Thanks bro, 'RUN' is what I just did, blocking her on whatsapp and deleting bbm. I actually underestimated her which was why I didn't delete her all the while when she said we should still be friends. At one point, she even said 'we should be friends with benefits and coming up with so many crazy lies that my other girl friend has been threatening her to leave me alone. I asked her to give me the number that has been calling but she said it was hidden. And sunddenly suddenly, there came another twist that the person eventually mistakingly displayed the number, she took the number and searched on facebook and she now knows the person and that the person works in my place of work but she wouldn't reveal the person. Till date, she won't reveal the person. I never expected that a lady could be this desperate. You can see where she said there is nothing I would say that will surprise her.

OP if u lie, d sango dat would fire u iz still on his 2nd bottle of alomo bitters

yomanovic:

Thanks bro, 'RUN' is what I just did, blocking her on whatsapp and deleting bbm. I actually underestimated her which was why I didn't delete her all the while when she said we should still be friends. At one point, she even said 'we should be friends with benefits and coming up with so many crazy lies that my other girl friend has been threatening her to leave me alone. I asked her to give me the number that has been calling but she said it was hidden. And sunddenly suddenly, there came another twist that the person eventually mistakingly displayed the number, she took the number and searched on facebook and she now knows the person and that the person works in my place of work but she wouldn't reveal the person. Till date, she won't reveal the person. I never expected that a lady could be this desperate. You can see where she said there is nothing I would say that will surprise her.

Damn, that's grade 1 desperate.

But first I have to ask, so I'm not biased.

Were you her first? (U knw what I mean)

And what caused the initial break up

sod09:
DAT girl is combination of annoying, frustrating, obsessed, desperate liability.....
d guy too get time oo

Lols. Bro I don sharpen now, mmehn!

rallymento:
Confusing! Between Eni and Yomi, who is the guy and who is the gal? Both of them sounds sisi to me.

U sound weird mehn! The fact say u no dey when film start no mean u no still fit understand na. Na only u dey confused here.

leggo:
She wants the koko

Bro no be matter of de koko. The girl dey look for last chance marriage with some kind promising and quiet young man after she don fool around reach the age of 32. And when man con realise say na last chance kind guy, I had to take that pragmatic action.

Summary pls
Pls after one summary I still need anoda summary to summarise everitin for ma head

yomanovic:


Bro no be matter of de koko. The girl dey look for last chance marriage with some kind promising and quiet young man after she don fool around reach the age of 32. And when man con realise say na last chance kind guy, I had to take that pragmatic action.

I knew this would be the case. This is a stage where 99.9% of ladies get desperate and humble. Too bad for her.