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Short babes re always quick to anger
De fight at any slightest provocation
Chai dos primary skul days wen one short gal Funke go dey tidy de man of God any how
Omo u go fear beating she go carry de mins3 knack for ground cum sit down unto me with her big body o boi
Since dat day up till today I fear midget






















Pls pls pls na play I dey oh let no body take me serious amu always joking













But seriously dat gal nearly finish me for primary skul

Op said her yasssh de flat like signboard
U no tell us weda she dey use belt hold her pant becos if her yasssh flat dat means na slack pant she go get cus her size no dey market
Pls enlighten de man of God on dat department u knw dat is ma calling

Op here is ma advice since u seek for one
Go to ngene thick forest and find de cleansing staf

Amu confused

iceberylin: ŴĤŐ ĔVŔŃ ČÁŔĔŚ ÁßŐÚŤ ŃĹ ŦĔMÁĹĔŚ

I knw de real ones but still I tread cautiously as a man of God

Hoe-kay amu cuming with a brown new joke

IKJ1000000: Am a die hard fan of phyno,I can hardly stay a day without hearing those inspiring and hardcore lyrics from phyno..........tho I observed some Distinctive or do I say Suspicious qualities about him
1.HE IS ALWAYS ON BLACK;phyno would always wear black in all is videos,I guess black is his favourite
2.HE IS ALWAYS A DARK/BLACK SUNGLASSES; this makes many think may he is one-eyed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.ALWAYS ON LONG SLEEVES.....................all this I discovered in all is videos,WHAT DO THINK ??

boy re u kidding me
Phyno lyrics dey inspire u?

There is no difference btw the modern day marriage to my useless BB ba3 they share tins in common, amu afraid

Believe u me son if I lie make I no chop nite food I felt irritated when the man of God glanced that pix

How can de man of God wear pant I dey craze
Dos guys dat wear pant re always randy
And its meant for kids
Like wen we used to roll tyre dos days frm ogba to agege with our blue or red yoruba pant

In my mins3 we dnt knw wat is divorce

Some pple der brain dey for der leg

rozzay: @temigracie darling thank u, cos I have so much to thank the Lord for.
Were o I start, my life, my family,my career,my marriage,my future,my health, God has always been dere for me even wen it luks like its over, he sends me a helper...
Sometymes I feel dat am not worthy of his blessings, mayb cos f things I've done, cos I'm a sinner, but he ova luks all nd raises me up my shortcomings nothwithstanding.
I thank him for my family, protection, healing, only him culd have done it, for keeping my mum alive dunno wat I'd have done if I lost her, my sis nd bro, am nofin witout dier love my dad too.
I thank him for seeing me thru higher inst. Cos if it were me alone, I'd have dropped out, but he walked thru me nd I had no cause to fear no evil, I thank him for wat he is preparing for me for I know in due time it will me greater dan d greatest.
Constant good health weda I deserved it or not, God has been my physician, his words have been my constant healer nd I culd neva thank him enof for putting me under his knife always.
I thank God for my son, 11 yrs is gone by his still alive, I shudder to think, circumstances den shuld have gotten him out, but d wisdom of God prevailed hence his name, God s wisdom surpasses all human understanding, if not for u been his fada I cudnt have made it thru dis yrs, now my shame has turned to glory, ur grace has kept me..
I thank u for d man by my side, for blessing him, kiping him, protecting him nd loving him.
I thank u lord for my nland family nd friends for been with dem all nd nigeria as a whole for saving us from all d plagues dat r on our land, thanking u in advance knowing dat one day we shall prevail...
Finally Lord I want to thank u for u r God alone, from before time began, cos dat is our main purpose on earth to praise ur holy name, for if we don't do it, u r capable f raising up stones to do it nd God forbid dat wen we r alive nd basking in ur glory, praises will forever sphew forth from our mouths daily. To end dis I sing williams mcdowell - u r God alone, to praise u dis morn.
*u r God alone from before time began, u r on ur throne, u r God alone nd right now in d good times nd bad u r on ur throne u r God alone, u r unchangeable, unshakable, unstoppable dats who u r....*
Tag-dawezz, kreamidivi,mstik,shoefreak,famouspecky,chimerase2,tosyn2much,laurelP,naijaboiy,dygeasy

ma dear am very very grateful to God Almighty for his wonderous works in ma life, ma heart is full of gratitude to him for keeping me alive to witness his dis day in ma life
Thanking him for ma beloved parents ma wonderful sibling
His been wonderful even during ma time in skul he neva let me down am grateful to him
Even wen I tot I was gone yet he brought me back to life, I knw he has a purpose for keeping me alive

Thanks rozzay for tagging me and I appreciate I hv been tagged before but we should all give thanks to God Almighty everitime and everi given opportunity

God forbid de man of God can neva date a fat lady
Wia hv coca cola shape bottle gone to
Amu not interested pls

MichaelSokoto: My broda, no matter wat Ngeneukwu sed, he/she can neva support insurgency, talkless of bh.
Most of us APC supporters knws dat if peace returns 2 d north, it will as well mean more chances 4 northern votes plus 30million plus 4rm southern votes.

BTW, it wouldn't be bad at all if u hop in2 da "progressive train" wid us, plenty goodies dey yanfu like, sleepin well @ nites wid clean, good conscience

*Oooom dis ewa goyi no dey done ni* abeg done amu hungry

Glorious

I dnt hate him I only criticize some of his policy

3cycle: Because people like you hate success and Successful people so no matter how positive the news is about Nigeria, you can never be happy.

Happy independence

1 million likes they re just enemies of nigeria
They want nigeria to crumble so dat dey can be happy