₦airaland Forum

AfricanApple: hmm mm?

thanks

she dn run say tnx but u were criticizing him before
Believe u the man of God I dnt like ur hair is full of lapkalapka

Nothing dey to comment

Dayjhihannon01: immediately I saw dis I knew nah chimerase go type am.. Herald y u con share am nah? Make I laff. ?

lol but the man of God is not lienus mba

Ivanovic resemble spartacus
Courtois resemble old magician in merlin

Crocz: It means you kill a soul?

do I luk like a soul killer
Amu a man of God gaddamit
U go provoke de mins3 oh

Crocz: Me no grab o

chai amu dead
Ok if I say I killed a cat today
Give the man of God de nearest in meaning

Crocz: Lolz...cats like attention and affection

pls u knw amu a man of God der re tins dat are very nakkkked in the eyes dat I dnt say cus de man of god has members all over here
So wen I say cat u suppose grab

Crocz: CAT

Central African Time?

I mean cat olongbo

Dis is de handywork of oxytocin and mifepristone
Hey guy u only bought it for ur gal frnd stop using it ok

CAT

Ma frist ever gal frnd did dat
She wooed me tru cards I didn't even knw she was interested in de man of God while I was keen on anoda gal we all attended de same church tho
I couldn't help but reciprocate de luv
Ma last gal frnd wen I was in a bus doing ma clearance she was sitting next to me
I saw wat she was reading and I liked it I couldn't finish it so she suggested I take it collected ma number maybe next time she will come and take it, dat was how she started sending the man of God romantic text frm der we started tins I luved her soo much tho and her first guy for dat mata
Now de man of God is now Aaronized

I will like to meet her in the bush

Op tell her amu mister paul

There greatest lie na baby e be like say I get belle
And mind u der is difference btw baby I tink am pregnant
And oboy e be like say I get belle
One comes with joy happiness and all de good tins
And the oda comes with sorrow, sadness, pain u go lean like HIV patient

SmellMyFart: the man of god has spoken

yes son of man

rozzay: The man of God has spoken. Btw op u said uncle later grandpa which one na

no need asking him dota of zion I fink ma advice is one in a million

Der is diff btw problem, palavar and predicament
If ur wife get belle dat is problem
If u gal frnd get belle dat is palavar
But if ur wife and ur gal frnd cum get belle ma broda dat is predicament
Op I will advice u leta on wat to do

Hope de have not freed dat man

datribune: GMB, no shaking. Nothing will stop u, not even money. We will do whatever it takes to make u president & to realize d true potential of our country. We shall be d foot-soldiers of ur campaign to make Nigeria great again. GMB - tried, tested & proven to be one of Nigeria's greatest leaders of all time. Sai Buhari, carry go jor, nothing do u.

dat is wat we hv been hearing for de past 3 election nw

I give it to imo state
Omo if u see owerri babes u go loyal
Light skin fair tall slim fit dat is alika in nature
Infact all eastern states

Chai op I understand how u feel ndo sorry such is like
U see y u can't trust gals
Dnt wori God will judge de gal u hear stop crying
And ma sincere advice to u is nw dat de deed has been done
Just go to a malam kiosk buy hypo it should be 20 naira with 30 naira peak satches mix it with de solution and drink, u will be fine

Op some gals will go and drink three bottles of ooh mpa becos of dis

I tink I will start learning how to draw tattoo strictly for gals

Oh goodness muah de first pix, isho mi daa, omoge wa jo ko si ori isho

Wooow I forgot to wish ma papa happy birthday celebration
I came far tooo late
Happy birthday ma daddy in the lord

Ode ni fayose yi o
Is his name not lie mohammed