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Jokes EtcRe: Worst English You Have Heard? by chimex38: 8:13pm On Dec 21, 2013
Come out 4rm d centre & stay in d middle.

i'm talkin to all EE students not elect/elect.

It happened next previous year.

i want to learn how to speak english & germany.

the fingers on my toes 're painin me.
Jokes Etc4rm Cleva To Foolishness by chimex38(op): 7:29pm On Dec 21, 2013
A very smart English kid, who neva went to schl(but can speak & read simple English) and always indoors(extreme introvert) & good at interpretin drawins & events...

One day he left to stay wit his uncle for xmas 4 d 1st time steppin out away 4rm home.
At his Uncles,
He saw a Generator set 4 d 1st time & when asked to operate it durin a light out, was smart enough to locate d manual, followed procedures & switched it on...
To b continued...
Jokes EtcRe: BREAKING News!!! goodluck Ebele Jonathan Joins APC! by chimex38(op): 6:11pm On Dec 21, 2013
chimex38: 2014!- God please create peace among our leaders & save us from peace threatenin utterances...
Amen!
PoliticsRe: Former Gambian Judge Bag 2 Yrs In Jail For Conspiracy Against A Nigerian Judge by chimex38(op): 5:46pm On Dec 21, 2013
Raymondenyi: Someone should pls clearify my obscurity in this saga; is it not this said justice wowo; that was caught on tape negotiating bribe amount he was to collect to settle a case in favour of one party? The video went viral n we all saw it; so how come justice has now somersaulted against its own representation?
Pls I need demystification n immediate clearifaction; cus I really can't seem to phatom n comprehend the upturn...
Dont u know dat video can b photoshoped grin
PoliticsRe: Former Gambian Judge Bag 2 Yrs In Jail For Conspiracy Against A Nigerian Judge by chimex38(op): 5:31pm On Dec 21, 2013
Ki-Katanga:
Don't jump to conclusions, Yahya Jammeh is a despotic mad-man I'd be stunned if he did anything that wasn't insane or evil.
...And he got justice in anoda country as a foreigner?
Not all nigerians represent us badly outside especially when its not in naija..
U shld b rejoicin 4 his vindication & commendin d Gambian govt 4 choosin justice ova sentiments
Jokes EtcRe: BREAKING News!!! goodluck Ebele Jonathan Joins APC! by chimex38(op): 5:11pm On Dec 21, 2013
steve_cantrell: I almost choked on my stout...not funny.
Merry Xmas! As u "stout up"...remain blessed!
PoliticsRe: Former Gambian Judge Bag 2 Yrs In Jail For Conspiracy Against A Nigerian Judge by chimex38(op): 4:30pm On Dec 21, 2013
Justice served!
Kudus 2 Gambian Government

PoliticsFormer Gambian Judge Bag 2 Yrs In Jail For Conspiracy Against A Nigerian Judge by chimex38(op):
Emmanuel Nkea, the Gambian High Court judge on Friday in Banjul sentenced three former Gambian government officials to two years imprisonment.
They are Lamin Jobarteh, former Attorney-General and Minister of Justice, Harry Jammeh, former Solicitor-General and Legal Secretary, and Njogu Bah, former Secretary-General and head of the civil service and Minister of Presidential Affairs.
They were found guilty of conspiracy, giving false information and abuse of office.
The charges against the former government officials stemmed from allegations that they conspired to remove a Nigerian judge, Justice Joseph Wowo, then sitting president of The GambiaCourt of Appeal.
The three were said to have orchestrated Wowo’s arrest and subsequent detention and trial.
The High Court judge said there was abundant evidence, both oral and documentary, from the accused persons themselves.
He said that they held a few meetings at the state house where the removal, arrest and prosecution of Justice Wowo was discussed and agreed.
Nkea said Wowo was not only removed from office as President of The Gambia Court of Appeal, but he was also arrested, detained, charged and prosecuted.
“Therefore, I am satisfied that the prosecution has proved its case with the certainty required by law on counts 1 and 3 and the accused persons are accordingly convicted as charged.
“I find it fit to sentence each of the accused persons to two years imprisonment on each count and the sentences must, however, run concurrently,’’ he said.



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Jokes EtcRe: BREAKING News!!! goodluck Ebele Jonathan Joins APC! by chimex38(op): 4:07pm On Dec 21, 2013
2014!- God please create peace among our leaders & save us from peace threatenin utterances...
Jokes EtcRe: BREAKING News!!! goodluck Ebele Jonathan Joins APC! by chimex38(op): 3:49pm On Dec 21, 2013
ezeonline2: U b mumu o.
Thanks all the same
U're welcome....minus d mumu part grin
PoliticsMerry X-mas & prosperous new yr.. by chimex38(op):
Free of boko related experiences grin
Jokes EtcBREAKING News!!! goodluck Ebele Jonathan Joins APC! by chimex38(op): 3:19pm On Dec 21, 2013
I wish u a merry christmas!
I wish u all a Merry Xmas!
I wish u a Merry Xmas & a happy new yr

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 ...cheers!
Science/TechnologyRe: Student Invents T-shirt That's Impossible To Stain by chimex38: 2:44pm On Dec 20, 2013
Can it repel BULLET stain of any kind?
Jokes EtcRe: Maths Riddle by chimex38: 7:37am On Dec 19, 2013
I jst asked my younger brother who came 2nd at d F.C.T cowbell maths competition & he says its 5100.
Accordin to him, this basic maths concept is more of a practical application dan a theoritical one, so d idea of "take" bein referred 2 as "take away" doesnt come into play(thereby introducin d -ve sign)..

For me-every riddle has a practical application, so d idea of goin into detailed theoritical maths concept as against realistic obtainability is uncalled for- i go with my bro- #5100
PoliticsResponse To "Drone-lunch" On Saharareporters Site by chimex38(op): 6:20pm On Dec 18, 2013
by FUNNY NAIJA.
Why is it that each time I just finished my funny dream, then our govt will exactly act it out in real life?
our govt ar nt doing anything else but acting some frivolous movies everyday at the detriment of our national values; S.Oduah bought expensive cars, OBJ wrote GEJ, oil money missing, ASUU dears FG, CBN accuses NNPC, Amechi vs GEJ, SURE-P embezzles huge fund, APC castigate GEJ, PDP destabilize the country, etc.
It now dawn on us that we simply lack vision & crucial focus while time is flying; 2013 is almost gone for life.
Please, let's divide this Naija into the estimated 170 million so that each individual can manage his own lot.
I beg una
EducationRe: Madonna University Okija Alumni Calling by chimex38: 11:02pm On Dec 17, 2013
Almost done...
Will miss u.
TravelRe: A Nairalander Wins Kung Fu Awards (pictures) by chimex38: 5:32pm On Dec 17, 2013
I dont believe wat i've been readin so far!
Are NLs fvckin kiddin me?
Foreign AffairsRe: Vladimir Putin Overtakes Obama As Forbes Most Powerful Man In The World 2013 by chimex38: 1:48pm On Dec 17, 2013
Well, to me; Mandela surpasses dem all.....even in death!
RomanceRe: What Romantic Gift Are You Giving Your Partner For Christmas? Mine is... by chimex38: 9:07pm On Dec 16, 2013
Its christ birthday..buy either of Gold, frankinsence or myrrh..dat shld do it.
PoliticsRe: Asari-dokubo Denies Flying To Abuja Aboard Presidential Jet by chimex38: 12:51pm On Nov 30, 2013
TELL US WETIN CARRY U GO CUSTODY 4 BÈNIN
Nairaland GeneralRe: China Thief Sends Iphone Owner Handwritten Numbers by chimex38: 12:52am On Nov 30, 2013
compressor: One user of Sina Weibo, a Chinese equivalent of Twitter, posted: "What a sympathetic and faithful thief, one who values professional ethics."
this got my ribs crackin
professional ethics in robbery..bwhahahahahahahahaha
Foreign AffairsRe: German Police Worker ‘kills’ Man He Met On Cannibal Website by chimex38: 12:43am On Nov 30, 2013
I thought i had finished hearin all d bizzare stories 4 d yr..

Well,Dat victim jst lived his youthful dream... His wish has been granted. No big deal.
Foreign AffairsRe: Polish Pilot Lands Plane Without Its Wheels (video) And Saves 231 Lives by chimex38: 12:39am On Nov 30, 2013
I've watched dat film...wats d name again..emm...emm
CelebritiesRe: Justin Beiber More Famous Than Queen Elizabeth by chimex38: 12:34am On Nov 30, 2013
On paper, twitter & others.. In reality; Nada..NOT possible, not in d nearest future.
PoliticsRe: UNN-ASUU Berates Wike For Issuing Sack Threat. by chimex38: 12:24am On Nov 30, 2013
Why ASUU go call minister tout + threaten 2 unleash terror? 4 schl wey b govt own.
Wonda shall neva end!
Dere are professors & Drs. Doin menial jobs & drivin dangotes trucks.. I tink dey are lurkin behind let GEJ do away wit dese employees
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Boo Obasanjo On Emirates Flight.... by chimex38: 12:11am On Nov 30, 2013
In as much as i dont like d man Obj. If he comes to contest again i will vote him ova Buhari period. I Hate Buhari..
Hes not fit to rule his state..
PoliticsRe: I Will Resign If Jonathan Did Not Seek Re-election-gulak by chimex38: 12:10am On Nov 30, 2013
take dat: Do not be surprised if the Special Assistant to the Special Adviser to the President has his own Special Assistant or Personal Assistant. That is why we have a huge recurrent expenditure, bulk of our money is used in servicing these useless offices created 'for the boys'(loyalists). Wonder why ASUU is vehement that Government must accede to their demandshuh!!!
mehn, i agree wit u. Total wastage of resources and government personnel while some organizations're unda staffed. D presidency is unnecessarily over-staffed. This is billions bein wasted.
Every adviser to d president on any issue has a special assistant who inturn will have assistance, secretaries,etc.. We need 2 rewrite d constitution 2 dis respect
PoliticsRe: I Will Resign If Jonathan Did Not Seek Re-election-gulak by chimex38: 11:58pm On Nov 29, 2013
Jonathan doesnt need 2 contest election to win..
Na APC dey give demselves headache.

But d adviser shld b calm. I like my president muted on dis until d appropriate time.
PoliticsRe: ... by chimex38: 11:57pm On Nov 29, 2013
@op, 4 ur own good, remove dis thread or change it. D comments so far neva do u abi?
Ur thread is an i-sor.
I wonda wat d MODS are doin... But if it eva gets 2 d Fp. U 'RE FINISHED BRO.
PoliticsRe: Tight Security As Anambra Supplementary Election Holds Saturday by chimex38: 11:49pm On Nov 29, 2013
No b by tight security,
ihe ge-eme ga-eme

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