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LMAyedun post=/post/26820360:
Fuller replied: ‘It is best I got no learning; for many learned men be great fools.’
Words!!

chimex38: Deservemanyreaders@frontpage.com

franclean flexy: Shout out to all the single Ladies who Thought
they would be married in 2013, you have 1
saturday left... Good luck!

smemud: 1. Someone calls you at 2 a.m in the
mid-night and ask you, are you
sleeping? Answer: no, I'm picking beans
to cook.
2. When its raining and someone
notices you going out, yet they ask; are
you going out in this rain? Answer: no,
in the next one....,Smellon!
3. You're making out with a girl, then
you start pulling her pants then she
asks; what are you trying to do?
Answer: i want to wash them for
you...,haha! can u imagine!
4. They see you coming out of the
bathroom, wet; did you just have a
bath? Answer: no, i fell into the toilet
bowl..,ehe nah
5.ur kissing her,N she asks,wat R u
doin,u replied,no jus rubbing off ur lip
glus...hahaha
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a
bunch of flowers, and you still ask him;
are those flowers? Answer :no baby,
they're carrots!
7. You're in the toilet and you locked
the door, someone knocks on the door
asking; is anyone there? Answer: No! it
is poo that locked the door.lol
8. You're in queue at the cinema to buy
tickets, a friend sees you and asks;
what are you doing here? Answer: i'm
here to pay my school fees!p Punk.
9. When people see you lying down
with
your eyes closed, they still ask; are you
sleeping? Answer:No, I'm practising to
die. hiss
10. You are cleaning ur room with a
brush and someone asks are u
sweeping?
Answer: No, am teaching the brush how
to dance. .
......Add Yours lets Go!!!

sunny t: Its a learnt activity

kilimanjaro: Even now that I live in my house, them still no born me well make I shake my papa or hug am. I dey craze?
Na prostrate o.

tsleazy: Hahahahahaha..is it just me or does it sound funny to u ??

Hezron Lorraine: ^^
Falls from bed.

chimex38: who else?!

Abu Mikey:

Its him!

The world's greatest footballer.


La Pulga Atomica, Lionel Messi

castielo: You ain't makinq sense

Chestar5: I am hungry

Balyz: The answer to the riddle is simple and straightforward, I would first point to either road and ask them one single question: 'if i asked you before, would you have said that this is the road leading to life'? Putting the question in past tense is what does the trick. If I am pointing at the road of life and asked the question of either the angel or the devil, he would have to answer "yes". If I were pointing at the road of destruction, either one of them will have to give me "no" answer.
It's simple; assuming I had been pointing at the road of life, the angel would have answered my question with a "yes" before, therefore his answer is "yes" now. The devil on the other hand, who always lies is the guy whose answer i must scrutinize a little more closely(cos he's a liar anyway). If I had pointed to the road of life originally, he would have lied, and said "no" abi? I am asking him(the devil) if he would have said it was the road that leads to life, well he wouldn't have said "yes", so being the liar that he is, he must lie again and say "yes" he would have. You following? Therefore I would have obtained a "yes" answer from either man, and naturally taken the road I was pointing to(since it's the road that leads to life) when I asked my question.
Now assuming I was pointing to the road of destruction: the angel would have answered my question with a"no" before, so because he must tell the truth at all times, he must say "no" again. The devil on the other hand would have lied before; he would have said "yes" when I pointed towards the road of destruction. Since he would have said "yes" before, and I am asking him if he would have said "yes" he must lie, and answer "no". So I will get a "no" answer from either one of them and take the other road to LIFE.
So Una see as I take get sense pass all una

bunmioguns: yabaleft patient

steve_cantrell: I almost choked on my stout...not funny.

lekezino: and wat next.....