₦airaland Forum

Chiznell:
How much does INEC pay corpse for CVR and PVC exercise

inec dont pay corpse, they only pay corpers....unless u meant "ghost workers".....ix

OrangeDream:
You obviously don't read books.
R.I.P Myles Monroe

The Monroe i know was a Villian in Revolution1...
U dont know dat, do u?
U obviously dont watch movies!!

Familiar face but not d name..rest in peace..

Which other scholarship is ongoin 4 application?

DickDastardly:
I'd also like to see an "Oduarewastan" activation button

which one b oduarewastan?

Delete Jonathan by 2015... Click like to hit button..otherwise share..

juzo98:
I collected mine 2day

dats good..wat documents were required..did it include admission letta as d oyo state recipient cited above?

juzo98:
everything I mentioned is compulsory

compulsory for Agbami or for Chevron?
Who do u know has collected?

juzo98:
its nw ready,take ur school I.d,award letter 4rm state board.proof of admission,award letter 4rm chevron(d one u printed 4rm scholastica) dats all,would have collected mine yesterday bt I wasn't wif my school I.d

tanz for d info, buh mine is Agbami n i printed online...do i need to go 2 state scholarship board again?
Folks in Lagos n Delta are bein issued jst wit d printout n id?...wats up wit Imo?

juzo98:
pls has any1 4rm IMO collected his or her atm ?

IMOLITE HERE...tryin to find out same..
I would b free to travel down by November as my exams are lurking..

Uniillorin, repping Nigeria to d outside world since 1900..
Only if other universities can take d bold step n b independent of ASUU!

How about this yr awardees 4rm Imo?

oluafolabi:
It is quite different from the congratulatory email.

tanz

Drfash:
jst go nd cum bck 2 read wat u posted nd blame ursef for being dis stupid

thank u...
Buh isnt it d silly tins dat shld b in jokes section?

oluafolabi:
Hi @Meracool bro. Thank you. Finally seen the award letter on my scholastica account. Should travel to my state soon to find out if it's ready.

1)plss, wats d info on d award letta?..
2)Is it same or different from d congratulatory email?
am in a remote area at d moment to go café n no internet coverage

Cus i was born at d border btw US of A n Canada n as a consequence, was handed 2 birth cert 4rm both countries with each cert containin d half of ma body born in dier territory....
Both countries don refuse to allow ma other half enta dier country; dem sey dem go treat d other half as illegal immigrant...
Wat i do?

Me, countdown time keeper prior to camp is Back to count down to POP discharge..

Reporting 4rm Ondo.
Its peaceful with friendly local peeps around.

flinton:
Lolz!

dOnLarich:
This got me ROTFL

Gamechanger:
Very funny. [b][/b]lol > ;d

cutieepearl:
Soo funny

shokky24:
Lolz,very funny

Shadhark:
lwkmd, rotflmfao.lwkmd, rotflmfao.lwkmd, rotflmfao.

which part got u guyz cracked up the most...

akiode89:
Got ma laff for that aXe stuff

lol.... yeah me too, even if it were a 2yr old baby, u dear not go near him/her for some discipline wit dat WEAPON in his hand!

Even witches n wizard get soulmate.... Wonder shall neva end...
Hey guard of d savannah, get me my witch Axe, i need to invoke the spirit of d great witch conquerer-ZEDDICUS ZUL ZORENDER to cast n bind these 21st century wizadry practitioners

Culled
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
_______________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
_______________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
_______________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
_______________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
_______________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
____________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
_______________________________
PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER
IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!...

LaBellaMafiaZA:
Instead of moaning & groaning, how about you make your own contribution to the thread by writing down a list of witches in your 'hood. Or maybe you're THE head wizard in charge, just too shy to claim the number one spot in public. Wave ya witch flag, don't be shy now

lol.... Shy ke? I b witches/wizard hunter

hifaif:
LaBellaMafiaZA: The witch that STOLE my heart.

LaBellaMafiaZA:
Oh my wizard

List ur village Witches!!! yet witches n wizards are manifesting demselves on d thread

On a 1st day? n it didnt sound like a date?
i fink ur right on point...its more like u kept her n friends company while dey do dier biddings...

1.DickDastardly
2.DickDastardly
3.DickDastardly
4.DickDastardly
5.DickDastardly
6.DickDastardly
7.DickDastardly
8.DickDastardly
9.DickDastardly
10..DickDastardly

Would u like me to name any other thing?

aforosco:
You tink lik me but in reality which do u tink you will prefer btw a car nd a laptop remember you can sell the car and start smaller business with the money even after buying laptop with some of the money.So descrepancy in d choice of gift cant be underestimated
Even her common smart fone can research that for her.

Hmmm...tru talk, buh d price materials actualy fit d contests but not dier value..

Plsss, no one has mentioned presentation of G.P.A to Agbami, how did dey verify our Grades? n how easily did u guyz obtain it 4rm ur schls, cus its difficult in mine?..plsss need answers...tank u

Pls who has received from IMO? n wheres dier scholarship board located?

amedave:
your award letter, school I.d card, passport photograph, local government of origin. remember to make photocopies of everything except your passport

Pls, is an award letter a requirement for collecting d letter?
Pls kindly list all d requirements again.. Evrytin could b nothing...
*sorry 4 d repeated questions; its curiosity*

Mondisweets:
Hehehe
But look on the bright side that girl can do so much with her laptop if she puts it to good use, she wont have to worry about insuring the car, servicing it and buying fuel. A car can be a liability too if you can't maintain it.

seconded!
The laptop will go a long way in improvin her research wise n application software professionality..
D cost of maintainance n is relatively low, not to forget its portability...
It only becomes of a far lesser value if she already got a laptop.
The computer can fetch u a car relatively more dan a car can fetch u bigger things if u use wisely.
*intelligence is makin d most of wat u've*

HAVE FUN N HAPPY SUNDAY
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
_______________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
_______________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
_______________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
_______________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
_______________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
____________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
_______________________________
PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER
IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!...

p4pako: Chimex388, you no dey gree hear word abi? Lose not loose, pls refer to OP for good grammar.

tank u o jare, sometimes these words 've formed a habit, more like instincts....i have hear.....sori....i have heard