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[b]We want to pray!
We want to pray!
Close Ur eyes!(2ce)
Put Ur hands together!(2ce)
Say Ur prayer!(2ce)

SOME HAVE FOOD,
BUT CANNOT EAT
SOME CAN EAT, BUT HAVE NO FOOD
WE HAVE FOOD
AND WE CAN EAT
GLORY BE TO YOU OH LORD! AMEN!

The day is bright, it's bright and fair, oh happy day,

Are you in the Lord's army? yes sir!
Are you in the Lord's army? yes sir!
I will never steal from my mother's pot

Holiday is coming (2x)

"JUMBU MY SON I SENT U TO SCHOOL U DNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL UR NAME,, U DNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL UR NAME",
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when you screamed UP NEPA!!!!

u say "give me dis thing NOW" not exactly saying dat u want it that very moment but just to stress ur need for it,

u said let us play on the jangolova when u actually mean lets play on the swings or merry-go-round.

BREAKING TIME

FATHER CHRISTMAS

u said "NO OO!!!

Ojuju Calabar

Madam koinkoin,

if u see my mama-hosanna

dress/shift for her so she can sit down.

OYA,u guys should lap each other

wen GSM was still SHACKIN u

u believed in the 3 ORANGE MEN

banga, knockout[/b]

[b]SAYINGS / (SONGS/NURSERY RHYME) / NAIJA YANZ

den go de pose den go dey denge denge,

den den den, I WILL TELL MUMMY FOR U!!

SHUT UP UR MOUTH DAT U DID NOT BRUSH SINCE D DAY U WERE BORN.

ME ME ME ME ME MUMMY WILL NOT CARRY YOU!!SHAME!

HULK HOGAN SHOW ME UR POWER-GEN
ANODA ONE-GEN
A BIGGER ONE GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN
AND A SPECIAL ONE GENN

chasis, weevo,

good morning ma and God bless you ma

u loved chocomilo

2 tayns 2 4 , 2 tayns tiri sis

if u ever sang this songs,
h-i-p for the HIP for the HIPPOPO P-O-P-O

i remEMber when i was a soldier

we are hesh hesh pi pi y, HAPPY

e ki bo rocky, orobo kibo

if u are born in january stand up and dance, if u are born in February standup and dance, ariya, riya roses God bless u.

On my way, on my way to sailor's house, on my way on my way to sailor, sailor, visiting, sailor, sailor visiting, un, deux, trois,

There were two little black birds sitting on the wall, one named Peter, one named Paul, fly away Peter, fly away paul now come back two little black birds and sit on the wall.

tinko tinko tinkoko tinko.

konko konko who is there?
mister who!
what do u want?
i want some colors which colors,
color RED

bla bla bla sheep have you any wool yea yea sir three bags full,

who stole d meat from the cooking pot?number1 stole d meat from d cooking pot, who me? yes who? it couldn't be, then who?[/b]

If you are a Nigerian
ad you were born and brought up outside Naija
then you might not recognise all this things

Saw this, and it actually brought back some good memories
*tears* sniffs anyway
Enjoy


[b] ** You know you grew up in Naija hoodies if u rmbr this**
You’ve drank Malta Before
Uve gotten money from tha adults 4 dancin at a party.
your parents add “O? to tha end of every sentence: Shutup-O! Get me water-O!
You’ve been slapped 4 not greetin someone
You’ve gotten in trouble for giving an elder something wit your left hand
You gotta call all tha older Nigerians u kno uncle or auntie even if they not related! your parents talk HELLA loud on tha phone
There is always rice or fufu in your house
If u find Naira in your wallet once in a while
your parents want to call your name but they call all your siblings first before they get it rite!
A party starts at 6 and u sho up at 10
Uve had a family member stayin ova 4 HELLA long
You always hear your parents say “Ah ah!?
When your parents threaten to send u “back home? when u misbehave
You always have maggi cubes in your house
If you know of anyone (including yourself) that has any of the following names: Ola, Sade, Bola, Tunji, Ngozi, Uche, Folake, Ifeoma, Tolu, Tunde, Obi, Chioma, Chituru, Chinyere, Adaobi, Nkemi, Onyi, Nneka, Bunmi or Fatima
If, names like Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Patience, Peace, Blessing, God's Will or Mercy sound pretty normal to you.
If, rice and stew just isn't the same without plantain (dodo)
If, you know for sure that the Super Eagles are by far the best soccer team in the world.
[/b]

@Siena

i cudnt have been wrong
rampant is Jenny

@Rampant/jenny

na wa for you o
wetin u  do Seun?

black beauty

2 much efizy

fanx

Siena:
Definitely not Ms Kadry, you couldn't be more wrong!

sighs
wat a relief

pls who's rampant

tell me now pls
i hate to blve that dis is jenny
i hope am not rite

rampant:
ole see ya mouth,keep dreaming


Kitaun u no serious


for dream abi na for where


@debo
so uve joined d nl madness of "can i meet u abi" all because of boobs man shall not live by chinesedolls boobs alone

Who were u b4 u reincarnated?

Okija_juju:
Alusi Okuzu, Nwanne Okija! ! !


Chinesedoll!!

Nne you are too much!

Me I want to you O!

I would love to tell you, but EFCC operatives fit dey Nairaland.

Nne I move undercover. So I just dey use one small tokunbo belgium Tico Deawoo. But I don price Maybach and lamboghini.

Citizen qua!!

I am a citizen of Nigeria & Biafra.

I have four houses O!

But three were destroyed in that tsunami in indonesia and the one in lagos, Ikeja bombing use am do target practice. But no worries, I dey live for self-contained face-me I face-you for Lekki, with standby I pass my neighbour for power supply.


Hope I get to hear or even meet you soon.

ur name alone dey fear me

Sisikill:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Aw!!

So freaking sweet! No way her heart is not going pitty pat right now.

Beautiful way to declare your amore

Just when you want to give up on Naija guys, one of 'em goes and does something sweet. *wipes Tears and sniffs*



*Sigh*

Naija men. . . you can't live with them and you can't kill them because you'll get your behind thrown in jail for it which makes you angrier because they are already dead and you can't kill 'em again for getting you thrown in jail for killing 'em in the first place.

So how does this work? Do we give 'em some privacy[i] ^{*wink wink*}[/i] or are we allowed to play peeping Toms.

LMAO
INDEED

The Sly:
Is this a wish??. . . . . . .Item for wheaa?

Chinesedoll. . . . . . . . . Try as much as possible to make your NEXT move one of your BEST movez.

wat movez re u talkin abt pls

Siena:
Chinesedoll?

Out of curiousity - how did you come up with that username?

_{Sorry for going off topic, Iice and Mukina.}

gud question
did not create d name 4 myself o!!!
a friend used to call me that
had his reasons anyway

Dr Kitaun:
@Debosky

na wa o . . .u sef don dey open all these kain yeye love threads okpabi e okpabi e

good luck man !

Chinesedoll . . .welcome jare !!! d brodaman needs some unadulterated Nafdac-approved milk from ya !

Abeg leave d guy o!!
let him express himself
u beta go open ur own thread now o!!
b4 u miss ur own missing ribs

by d way where u 4 see nafdac milk

@Debosky

am waitin

@baxi

even u
am a dissipoint 4 u

cool
am here

u wld meet me after u ve ans dis questions

HOW MUCH IS IN UR BANK ACCT
WAT KINDA CAR ARE U DRIVING
YOU ARE A CITIZEN OF HOW MANY COUNTRIE
HOW MANY HOUSES DO U HAVE

AM WAITING

DAVID
PLS TELL HIM

BUT DEBOSKY
I CUD REVIEW MY CONTRACT WITH DAVID
IF I AM SATISFIED WITH UR ANS

abeg all of u shold go nd slept jare
and stop teachin me how 2 spoke bad eng

@doyin

dis one u nd ib re seein urselves like dis
[size=5pt]cough cough[/size]
my hand no dey o

cescky:
@shuppie
am best

@chinessdoll
yes like something the goes to the unifacity

LMAO
I CAN SAW THAT U RE EVEN WORSER DAN ALL OF US
WEN HAS SOMETIN STRAT 2 GOES 2SCHOOL
I AM NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND D LANGUAGE U RE SPOKE

doyin aw is d child support payment goin

exodus

@cescky

wat was u feels like
u re feel like sm1 dat spokes gud eng abi?

oloju kokoro

@shuppi

common shatap there
wat does u know abt good eng

immortal

comment ti tun oo

@leuelliot

ave u has pity 4 urself finish
dat u re come here nd pity 4 me

@ib

dats so kool

really luv hausa language
nd d accent

@ib

am from Edo state
n u?

Okanran:
May God not lemmie labour in vain,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Oga ke

LMAO