₦airaland Forum

really?

Abeg conductor my 10 naira change i drop first rainbow bus stop, just wasted my MB mtcheew

I only miss GT DA Guitar man...when i'm gonno be what i wanna be...when i'm gonno see what i wanna see..time is ticking and i can't wait no more... the dream ever comes true in this part of life..that song was no1 at the bill board chat then...will....i miss Obiwon as well...Onyinye..soon or later you will understand, don't be a hard rock cos you are really are a rare germ onyinye...still plays the 2 songs every day...

Taaaa...Sharraap that gutter of urs u call mouth.... you re using to mention ogbuefi, have u not heard of king osita osadebe and others?

born2fuck:
he is a multi millionaire Yoruba Fuji artiste, You don't need to know him, he belong to the west and not just about Ayo Balogun and David ( Wizkid and Davido) Saheed andd Wasiu Alabi is our people too. We know them pass una ogbooefi

Ilovenigeria:
I have been in traffic now for over 4 hours.its not even moving at all. I heard the road was blocked because of Asaba election. The bridge is shaking and it seems it's going to rain. I am scared ooo.

Where is our second Niger bridge?

i SEE

i went for deliverance and explained to a Pastor earlier this year before i left, Bro the activities here makes praying almost impossible that is what i am saying, thanx for your advice though

phineboy1pimple: Dude! Distance has nuttin whatsoever to do with this oo... An Oath is a covenant... Its Witness either by God or d others....

Pappi, i am now in the far east of Asia and praying is almost impossible here, any implication to it?

phineboy1pimple: I've really tot about Y she insisted U do it wit her b4 nacking... Dude, jst go n pray seriously.....

I did it then just to have sex with her and not for love, but to her she insisted we must do it before we can have sex, to me is nothing just the pains of that blade...that was last year and we re no more together now[quote author=J-LANCE]NO[/quote]

You said it all, even the OP should have known this as well mtcheeew

Amazondepth: No b person dey marry two wives?so make dem kill themselves abi?

Shut da f"ck up, Those days that we were doing local 419ners we use to stay at the cemetery for the whole night with some drinks to make us happy as we do the job and not even a single dead will be seen, Atimes people mistakenly see us and takes us to be the ghost of the dead, There is nothing like ghost, What is happening to that lady is just optical illusion or manifestation of other evil powers...Ghost are just imaginary story or figures, Trees can turn to ghost and it all depends on the state of your mind... [quote author=val_dubem]To know if ghosts truly exist, visit a grave yard @12midnight or 3am; and you will come up here to share you findings[/quote]

This guy no go use laugh kill me sha

4reigningqueen: crayfish

i almost ate a cocroach in beans just because it looked a crayfish so now i patiently remove everything tha has antanea and legs with a redish colour.

Crocodile tears , she will be like haba, i cry for this poor dude cuz he don't know what he is about to enter into, I'm gonno show him perpper so let me mourn him now that he is still alive author=ebenezer4o2]Laf wan kill me here o!Nigerians,we've got d ryt answers 2 all questns shaa ni.[/quote]

This is me and wizkid before he bought that x6 machine...

dridowu: So sad, but d pics has been in circulation since numbers of years back

Choi u funny ooo, don laugh sote i mistakenly call D'banj poor man

Kslib: Me: good morning
Mama nkechi: good morning my pikin.
Me: give me two cups of garr!
Mama nkechi: ok,your money na N5..
Me: haha,mama nkechi!!! Na early morning deafness con dey worry you today.. I say garr!..no be lipton i talk oh..na garr! I wan buy..
Mama nkechi: yes nah,you dey mad.. I say ur money na 5 naira nah...
Me: ah,ah,.. Why d tin con cheap like dis nah?
Mam nkechi: you no hear say whizkid don buy car..
Me: ehen.how dat one take concine garr!..
Mama nkechi: you be big ode.. You no know say anytime wey whizkid ride the car,d price of garr! Go enta auto-reverse..
Me: ah.. Na GOD go bless whizkid for us oh.
Mama nkechi: as i dey talk to you so,whizkid just ride d car pass ajegunle..immidiately he pass,d market womwn begin sell one bag of garr! For 50 naira...
Me: chai,whizkid na GOD go make you remember say road dey mushin..
Mama nkechi: amen oohh..

Well am sorry, but i hate Niger

bunmioguns: you are nothing but a disgrace tian police with passion, so i don't care about what happens to those motherfuckers... WEARS AVIATOR SUN GLASS NO BULLSHIT o human race


eediot

Na him be rest in peace now i also hear GLJ was onboard as well

thirdeye: Thank God for answered prayers. I wonder why people are trying to play this down. What if d wheel refused to respond?

Must you mention the name of my church and don't you also know that the said disease might be a spare that the enemy cast on her to make her life miserable and by continuous praying and fasting the said sickness will vanish...You need a guidian to advice you on spiritual matters mtcheeew

solidbroda: Churches will conclude that it is because witches are pursuing her from her village or generational curse or that she has a covenant with the devil or the prince of the air or mermaid. e.g MFM. God bless Science!

I was with Iya Muyiwa, The lady that sales garri by the entrance of our street...were at garri plantation that day

dekung: I saw the footage in Mariere Hall common room. Was in my final year then and I saw some muslim guys in the room jubilating and saying things like 'serves them well'. I was sad because beaarly a month before then I saw a documentary on how the towers were built, how much it cost, the level of man power and the time it took.

this guy ur own crase na highest one funny lol but u re right man

MRbrownJAY: i am surprised that "B.ITCH" is in none of these list......... now we all know that many girl's pet name is B I T C H, as in:"B.itch is my food ready?!

That's right man...home sweet home...missing home so bad (Okpa) I heard also that the price of garri have been affected badly in Enugu state too

afam4eva: [size=14pt]Enugu state - Nkanu precisely [/size]

OKpa

Abacha

Achicha

etc etc

Nwanne Idawo..f9 why because garri is very expensive in those areas [quote author=Ile-Ife]Agidingbi = Lagos
Eleyele = Ibadan
Sabon-Gari = Bauchi
Nyanya = Abuja
Challenge = Ibadan
Mokola = Ibadan
Fajuyi = Ado-Ekiti
Ojo = Ibadan
Kwararafa = Kano
Kasuan Nama = Kano
Ajegunle!!! = Lagos
Makoko Malabu Beach house = Lagos
Umulere and Amulere lga[/quote]

Wake up from day dreaming...only fccls fall in love, nothing like love exist, it's all lost...when will people get wise? @OP you are even a confu.sed person and a fo.l to think love exist No offence [quote author=Soo_cool]Thats' just fairytale!
Beauty and the beast kor, iya elewa and baba elewa ni![/quote]

I stays in Los Angeles California USA, I tell you it has not been stable, 4 to 6 hours per day...

fexlist: Doing well in my area in Lagos for about a week now I hope it continue like this and improve beta in the future. Maybe the high charges making d difference now

And how does this change the price of garri, just wanna say it to see if seun will ban me, I tell you seun fears me alot cuz i know her house

nosa gold: See as I dey lauf like a mad person for office becuz of dz price of garri thing lol, nairaland una nor go kill me wif laughter abeg......d tin dat makes me laugh out very loud is d fact dat if yu say price of garri, yu go automatically receive ban frm seun.....abeg I don log out b4 I go die of laughter here jawe


#team-garri 4 lyf#

after she messed up in bba show, i know she is finished

adora4u1: She didn't look this fierce and confident in the presence of Prezzo!

This who i am and she knew it and still loves me like hell [quote author=Mynd_44]Eh sleep nah[/quote]

Drank up my last glass of beer and did mtcheeew after reading d headline scratch my head and dozed off

engkorede: *rubs the eye* ¤scratch the head¤ Gudnyt..

Mukina
Seun
Goldie and Ebamma for rilla

tjskii: Idowugbo
Kandikane
Kobojunkie(shez someone ud love to hate,but she/he smart)
Yes yes thyr great peopl in my books

he will Never, Muritala na the worst airport to cross in d whole wide world...u will be screened thoroughly, ask Seaun she knows

fennels007: If na naija would d man hav succeeded? Guess