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RomanceRe: I Am On Honeymoon In South Africa by chisimdi(f): 12:19pm On Apr 30, 2008
tngtech:
e bi like say u bi professional aproko. grin
It takes a professor in APROKO 2 kw o professional in APROKO tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: My Sister-in-law Is Cheating by chisimdi(f): 12:17pm On Apr 30, 2008
NaJa HaJe:
Am very curious . . . . . . . . . . . . .
D TIN B SAY NA FEMALE U BI, IF NA MALE I 4 SAY MAKE SHOW cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: I Am On Honeymoon In South Africa by chisimdi(f): 12:13pm On Apr 30, 2008
tngtech:
Na who bi aproko there?
IF U WANT KW APROKO COME CLOSER shocked tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: I'm Seeing Someone, And He's Married by chisimdi(f): 12:11pm On Apr 30, 2008
tulk2mi:
@ poster

I am not here 2 diss anybody but give some advice. But before da advice we hv to say things d way we c them frankly.
So here I go
Girly i think you're suffering from very low self esteem, yet u wonder y he did not marry u. You hv no respect 4 yourself. Y did i say this. Check it out
He met both of u at d same time 41/2 years ago, he later told u about the other girl u accepted, but the other girl never acepted because he never told her about u. Secondly u were dating his friend n they keep passing u between themselves u break up with one n go to the other, when u break up this one u makeup with d one u just broke up with. Do u know what will be goin through his mind so if i marry this girl all my friend sef don thread on river jordan shocked sad

Na so 1 MC 4 wedding take describe the bride wey him don go out with say she be SWEET girl with so much emphasis on d sweet. Thank God d groom no understand because wedding 4 scatter but him circle of friends get da joke. embarassed tongue

And after him dump u marry her u still come day give am jara. Even if him been get small love for you this one don scatter am because him go say thank God say i no marry her na so somebody 4 come dey represent me 4 my back. You say him de regret na lie, Him just dey spend him "PATERNITY LEAVE" 4 your side. grin cheesy grin cheesy

ADVICE: GET SOME DIGNITY GIRL u know da rest angry
@poster in simple sentence ''GET A LIFE'' grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Sister-in-law Is Cheating by chisimdi(f): 12:06pm On Apr 30, 2008
NaJa HaJe:
nope!!!! chisimidi come and explain oooooo
which oder xplanation u want,abi u want d physical part of it wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
RomanceRe: I Am On Honeymoon In South Africa by chisimdi(f): 12:03pm On Apr 30, 2008
congras@poster but u 4 carry madam go paris,i beta pass souty.u leave africa dey go another african country.No mind my mouth cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Who Knows What 69 Means by chisimdi(f): 11:48am On Apr 30, 2008
clemcykul:
and as from now hence forth no shavn of bla bla bla

cuzz we use the hair for designs cool grin
@poster hola mi at my box mk i xplain grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin(odanniels@yahoo.com
RomanceRe: Where Should It Be Done?bedroom Or: by chisimdi(f): 11:43am On Apr 30, 2008
kayemjay:
girl sits at the piano pressing some keys,
guy creeps up her and tenderly grabs her jogs from behind grin
they get on the piano keys and rock and rool.

truly, where else could be better than making love on the piano in the living room and listening to natural music.

beat that!!
@kayemjay,i'm luving dat hola wen u r ready
RomanceRe: My Sister-in-law Is Cheating by chisimdi(f): 11:40am On Apr 30, 2008
NaJa HaJe:
in case he doesn't know what you mean please explain.
Wat imean is dat he does nt hv degrees in caing d wife. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Can You Lend Out Your Wedding Dress? by chisimdi(f): 11:36am On Apr 30, 2008
opokonwa:
Let her follow her gut instinct 'cause there's no smoke without fireeven if the fire is burning from within her mind.
if interesteted give me shout @odanniels@yahoo.com
RomanceRe: My Sister-in-law Is Cheating by chisimdi(f): 11:28am On Apr 30, 2008
tngtech:
How would he complain when he never knew whats going on.
why 'll he complain, it's obvious he's nt doing his job. u grin grin grin grin grin kw wat i mean cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by chisimdi(f): 1:56am On Apr 30, 2008
Tylenol:
I have finally come down from the clouds I was walking on. Just want to say congrats to all you Reds out there. We can actually watch tomorrow's match in relative peace!
Cheers cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Would You Marry A Guy Who Hits You ? by chisimdi(f): 1:52am On Apr 30, 2008
The Sly:
I'm here laydie. . . . .what tongue tongue tongue tongue does it do with you. . . . cool


---->Jackal
I Thing I'Ma consider your style. . . . . . . . .
Based on what happened to you at the restaurant. . . i would never take that if i was in yo shoe! cool
Already i have more than 100 ways to deal with any stubborn cat that tries to mess up
But then again . . .I think a hot dirty smack with my harsh fingers would be a good choice!! making it 101. . .you know. . .just as an alternative wink
I have done it before though. . . .In sec. school. . . . My people warned me not to try it again because most females are chickens!
The girl tried to cut ma skin with her teeth and without any hesitation,
I delivered a terrible punch straight to her natural pillows. . . .she nearly fainted. . . sad sad
since u hv such talent why dnt u enter boxing competition. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Would You Marry A Guy Who Hits You ? by chisimdi(f): 1:23am On Apr 30, 2008
[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=130768.msg2206560#msg2206560 date=1209514602]@ Pahtahkee,

You don't geddit, do u?

When i hobbled back in. . . . .I didn't show any expression of anger or disapproval.
Me was smiling and i think that got her relaxed so she was not expecting the bullet. . . .
I slapped her so fast anyone watching us might have missed the action. . . . .She didnt have any time for a reprisal attack.
By the time she realised she's been slapped. . . . . I was already out of the building!!!!!!!
No one messes with ma ego and goes unhurt, not even Radiant. grin grin

@ Radiant,

You can sue me ass. . . . . .
Wayne Rooney slapped his girlfriend in a nightclub one night . . . .
In her book, she said that is how she expects a man to act. . . . The ability to control a woman when she is losing it. . . PRICELESS!!!!!
[/quote U got it all wrong'rather'The ablity 2 control ur TEMPER witout losing it is PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]
RomanceRe: Would You Marry A Guy Who Hits You ? by chisimdi(f): 12:32am On Apr 30, 2008
Cadet:
I am deeply sorry for the unfortunate event. But madam, at some point, that is the only alternative. Please, dnt let the kids get expose to such abuse. It just breaks my heart that some women will stay in the marriage just because of love and culture, and even worst when the children are affected by the separation. But what can we do when the man is heedless? I hope your situation turn to a better one smiley
I like the way you think wink
thanks alot but 2 b honest wit u am much happier now dan b4,and i'm luvin life 2 d fullest.
RomanceRe: Would You Marry A Guy Who Hits You ? by chisimdi(f): 12:21am On Apr 30, 2008
Cadet:
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We're talking about husbands and wife. Not just BF/GF . A man physically abuse the mother of his children? Haba!
Well i 've been reading all ur quotes and unfortunately am a victim of such circumstance.i hv 3 young boys and i culdn't bear my children watchin deir mum crying continously, so i decided 2 move out of d house our kids.Rite now i stay in dublin,while my hubby stays in nigar.
HealthRe: Plzzz,dermatologist Advice Needed! by chisimdi(f): 10:49pm On Apr 29, 2008
laceybric:
Plzzz i need the advice of a dermatologist badly!!! I have had this rashes on my face for about two years.I used all kinds of medicated soaps(i rub it and

leave it on for a while) but they ended up burning my face. I went to my doctor,he prescribed Fungral (ketoconazole) tablets and candiderm cream(an anti

fungal cream). I took the tabs but nothing happened. The cream when i rub it on my face, the rash goes down even dissappears but when the cream is

finished, the rash comes back, its itches a little bit. I have it on my face and upper chest. I really need advice on what to do. Its giving me great worry sad sad sad
My dear look 4 soap free cleanser and use just vasline morning and nite.Neva evea use medicated stuff on ur face cos they are very harsh.
RomanceRe: Heart Broken Barely 2hrs Ago by chisimdi(f): 10:37pm On Apr 29, 2008
FactorChic:
Very nice@ Poster, the key is just to let go, we never learn that nothing hurts like love till we get burned,
Glad u're doing ok smiley
I use 2 tell pple dat wen luv comes knckin on ur door,let it in.But sumtimes luv comes thru d back door &by d time u notice,it's on it's way out.so my dear poster just let d fly go.
RomanceRe: Marriage: He Wants Me To Wait Until I'm 32 by chisimdi(f): 10:12pm On Apr 29, 2008
debosky:
Even if time is not on the woman's side (whatever that means) why on earth should she be pressuring the dude to get married after 4 months of dating?

He has said he is not ready, can she wait and develop with the guy before plunging into marriage? He says 2010/11 is possible but with no promises. . .and I cannot blame him one bit, for crying out loud, they've been dating for only $ MONTHS and y'all want the guy to propose marriage?

I think he is being straight with her, but some women are just suckers for punishment, I guess some of y'all would prefer him to say 'Ok next year' and then next year comes and he postpones it to 'next year' and on and on. . .He is telling her from the get go what his vision/plan is - that is the way men work. If she's ready to build something long term, then fine, if not move on.

Frankly I think you are ready for marriage right now, while he is not. . .I suggest you find someone else in a similar situation and don't burden this man's life.
babe find ur level cos menopause dey knock 4 ur door
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by chisimdi(f): 9:53pm On Apr 29, 2008
pahtahkee:
Barca had most of the possession, had 14 shots at goals while MU had just 7, yet no performance. Etoo was useless in the game throughout the first half. Henry had nothing to show in the game.

What a shame, a great one indeed. I still can not imagine Barca lost this game.
grin grin grin grin grin grin kpele my dear no vex but u kw wat i'm MU fan and luving every bit of it.C ya in mosco. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: New Xplosive Member! by chisimdi(f): 9:45pm On Apr 29, 2008
i dey watch u mk i c wenti u fit do.No b beanso, grin grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: You Remove Your Wedding Ring in Public, Sometimes? by chisimdi(f): 12:55pm On Apr 29, 2008
i only wear mine wen my hubby is wearing his.(do mi i do u man no go vex)
FamilyRe: Why Most Ladies Wants Their Mothers-in-law Dead? by chisimdi(f): 12:48pm On Apr 29, 2008
Well is tru,cos i use 2 say dat i'll only marry a man dat d mum is late,unfortunately 4 mi mine is still alife and am luving her.(na 2 day)
RomanceRe: Where Should It Be Done?bedroom Or: by chisimdi(f): 1:23am On Apr 29, 2008
chisimdi:
4 mi wink winkd place no matter but person wey u want cain na i'm matter.
@jennykadry u fit get beta place but u kw go get rhythm.
RomanceRe: Where Should It Be Done?bedroom Or: by chisimdi(f): 10:48pm On Apr 28, 2008
4 mi wink winkd place no matter but person wey u want cain na i'm matter.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by chisimdi(f): 8:46pm On Apr 28, 2008
I can't help bt laff, wat 'll u xpect if u dn't use 'CD'.
Jokes EtcRe: Where Una Dey? by chisimdi(f): 8:30pm On Apr 28, 2008
wat do u tink about shaving
Jokes EtcRe: Where Una Dey? by chisimdi(f): 8:28pm On Apr 28, 2008
Try padlock d place mk i no dey spread

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