How do they relate?

Dapo777:


I am not married o.

, oya cancel your name from the write up and put mine so i can edit it to what its supposed to be.

tear rubber all the way!! No regrets.

Dapo777:
Most times when a girl decide to remain a virgin till she gets married,its usually out of indoctrination, or in some rare cases lack of exposure/opportunity.

Girls,especially in this part of the world are told to remain virgins till she gets married, so that her husband would appreciate her and put a lot of value on her. How true is this?

Well, if I should discover that my wife is a Virgin on our honey moon,I would be impressed that she was able to hold herself,that shows that she is disciplined. It also gives me some sense of pride that I am the "first"

On the other hand.......

I will feel a bit worried.

Sex is the number one factor that determines the success of a marriage.

A virgin would have one or more issues relating to sex.

There are two categories of virgin(female)

1)Those that masturbate.
2)Those that don't masturbate.

A virgin that masturbate would be selfish on bed. She would feel she can satisfy herself and probably doesn't require her husband for sexual fulfilment. Its their kind that would be faking orgasm in bed. They are usually the feminists.

A virgin that don't masturbate would be a sex maniac after marriage. Especially if her husband is really experienced on bed. All the urges she has failed to satisfy while in her youth would be burdened on her husband. Its their kind that won't get satisfied after 6 rounds

You see. Both kinds of virgin would pose some problems to their husband after marriage.

Imagine if your wife can't be satisfied from your penis, check closely she was/is probably a masturbator while in her youth. Worse of all when she fakes orgasm. Problems would start emerging.

Imagine if your wife has more libido than you do, after all the hectic pounding and pounding,she starts moving her hands over you while you resting and then you start feeling insufficient.

This is my opinion.

*dodges bottles from virgins*

Hello OP, while you raised some valid point and others not so true (as they are fallaciously generalized), the part highlighted above is completely not true. I highlighted it so others will not read up your write-up and make same conclusions.

Are you married and for how long? Is your marriage based on sex? Most times this sex thing is overrated.....and yes i know it plays a very good role in marriage, but its not number one.

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[b]Show down in plane……..
So the cabin crew went to inform their lead person who also looked at the luggage and insisted that according to flight regulations blab la bla…. So the “aluta guy” in trying to secure the attention of this young lady to tell her that the luggard would remain in the plane tapped her on the shoulder. Na so wahala burst.

The lead cabin crew (this young, not so pretty thing of a lady) flared up. Shoooo. This made everyone flare up at the same time with verbal abuses, promises and body demonstrations like a major fight is about to begin. And the girl (lead cabin crew) insisted that the “aluta guy” apologized to her else the flight will not take off. This was just impossible. Strong arguments and possible persuasions to the cabin crew and pilot yielded no fruits for another 30min. Finally the pilot announced that due to present issues going on, the flight has been cancelled and all passengers should come down.

I just laughed within me.” I manage enter plane and you say make I come down? Na mopol you go take remove my corpse from here after I do some major damages” was what came into my mind. I was ready to sleep in that plane till day break.

A second announcement by the pilot was made, insisting on the first. Some less livered (about 8 to 10) people started coming down. I said in my mind “sabo! People that don’t know their rights”. The least this airline should do if they want to cancel this flight is to book a hotel for all of us with meals paid for and reschedule our flight. None of these were even thought of, not to even talk of promised by this wonderful airline. After some more arguments without the “aluta guy” apologizing to no bagger, we got the announcement that we will be taking off shortly. This was about midnight.

The plane took off shortly and we landed in PH at about 1am. I must confess the flight itself was very smooth, defying the fears of most superstitious people that the earlier arguments in the plane could be a sign of bad thing to happen.

I came down. Once I reached the area where is was to pick my luggage, I heard another announcement by the port Harcourt “phone lady” that all passengers going to Abuja with Arik should start boarding. I thought to myself “another gbege in the making”. Which way Nigeria? How long will this continue?
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otokx:
The problem is that each time president travels from Abuja its like the entire Nigerian Airspace is shut down and that is why the manager has the effrontery to encourage you guys to write NCAA.

Was this really the case? i remember the pilot telling us that it was due to the fact that they could not get fuel on time for the plane while in Lagos.

zik4ever:
My people see feedback from a colleague about same flight. Its definitely not a good one at all!: "It was the same flight that took us to Abuja after it eventually arrived from Abuja a little past 1.00am. We landed in Abuja almost 2.30am. Our flight was originally 1845hrs!
I can equally make a narrative of what transpired at the Port Harcourt end that night, but I’d rather leave it for now."

My brother so you were on the retrun flight back to Abuja. My thought when i heard your flight announcement after alighting the plane was that there will be another round of "gbege" before you guys take off. I will like to know your own experience as well.

worry359:
Why do we allways here the horror story of one dissatisfied passenger.
Why do we never hear from the thousands that use the airline and are satisfied?

Most people must be content because they stay in buisness!

I guess they are still in business because "there is almost nothing that can be done about the precarious situation of the services of our ailines". And this is what i am driving at. Nigeria much change.

amii131:
if na toefl exam u go write dx writeup na complete failure...try make ur writeups simple hit the point@op too long.

My dear, this is nairaland not toefl or GRE. I intend to tell my full story. i could as well write three sentences but the entire context will not be understood. If you can't read all, wait till i write the summary.

Thanks

[b]Enters “soooolidarity foreverrrrr”
21:20 to 22:15 – Aggrieved Passengers “gingerred” by a vocal lady decide to storm the office of Arik manager, calling for more passengers to follow in order to make an effective entrance. I thank God I did not go because I may have still been Abuja by now settling with police probably. From the stories I heard and the boiling anger in my chest, I would have given that manager the beating of his life upon first encounter, not minding who was there.

As I heard, when he was approached by the passengers, he had this “I don’t care” kind of decorum about him, still facing his computer as people voiced their complains. He was reported to say if we are not happy about anything, we should make a complaint to NCAA. No heartfelt apology. I don’t even remember anyone saying he explained why the flight was delayed. What impetus?? A particular passenger I remembered vividly because of this and more encounters to come wanted to lead a “revolution” as it were. He initially was planning to even cause commotion on the boarding of Aero contractors flight but was calmed down as that was a different contractor. Everyone was boiling at this point. But shortly, the “phonee” lady informed us that there were two Arik flights from Lagos to land at 21:55 and 22:10. Was it because we went on rampage? Or they actually planned this before now. I learnt that if not for the fact that there were security guys around him, he would have been lynched.

Any way shaa, those that were at the manager’s office would tell more of their encounter.

22:15 to 22:45 – Some persons were taking pictures and making videos of the commotion that has ensued in the waiting lounge. Boarding announcement was by “phonee” lady for Arik flights to PH and Lagos, of course no apologies or reasons for flight delay received. Angry passengers are now passing through the gate to enter the plane. One monkey (in typical naija accent) wanted to start checking our ticket at the gate, but he was quickly put down by the angry passengers.

I love naija people shaa. Anger was turned to jokes as we cracked jokes in the bus which conveyed us to the plane. The “aluta guy” as I choose to call him, who is more or less like our leader made a call back to his family to say “we are boarding now”. Some on close to him reminded him that we have only boarded the bus o and not the plane so he does not pass the wrong information to his family because at this time no one was sure of anything any longer. Maybe we may not board the plane at the end.

Part one has ended. A more interesting part two encounter in the plane to commence………[/b]

[b]I will try to be a short as possible as there is so much to tell.

16:45 – No call for my flight to PH. Some other flights have been delayed by 1-3hrs and the “phonee” lady told us so with any reason for the delays. I thought to myself “I dey get phobia for local flights, now flying at night come dey join the matter. Anyway shaa even if I reach PH like 7pm when its dark, as long as the flight is safe, no wahala with the delay”. Waited some more and grabbed some drink, water and meat pie sold at exorbitant rates to quell my scorching hunger before I die.

17:05 or so – “Phonee” lady said our flight has been delayed to 18:30, of course without a reason. “Ah, thanks to God” I retorted in my mind. “PH here is come”.

18:15 – Some talks amongst passengers that Our beloved president is the cause of the delay. He travelled to PH and Bayelsa for campaign and they had to delay some flights “for the passage of number one citizen of Niaja”

18:45 to 21:20 – President never still return finish? Besides “phonee” lady has said nothing more about my flight. Patience turned to endurance and endurance turned to long suffering. No one was telling us anything. Am I sure I will still fly back to PH today? What is wrong with the planes. Hope wahala no go dey when we finally enter and fly o (God forbid bad thing). Many smiling faces have started to rumple. Most if not all other delayed flights have gone except for Arik to PH and Lagos. Aero Contractors delayed flight is scheduled to load anytime. Agitations here and there. Minor arguments and counter arguments amongst passengers with occasional burst of laughter (typical Nigerians). I am now angry with myself and Arik and the whole scenario playing out. Why did I not just dash them the money for the first flight and drive down to Abuja. By now I should have been back to PH and in bed. I felt like eating someone.

…….show down about to start….[/b]

Mods if una like make una put am for front page for the whole world to see or not. But this country must change for the better.

[b]“Phew!, Thank God for safe journey”, I gasped. Some light turbulence upon decent to NAIA, Abuja. Water served with cup cake in flight at 33,000ft above sea level. Perfectly normal local flight. Perfect to me (even though I had some reservations) but I guess not to others who may have been pissed off before the flight ( I recall an argument over a simple issue by a passenger refusing to show his ID card before board, having shown it at check in, etc). I guess he was for the 9:00am flight and was showing a bit aggression due to his flight delay, his only means of registering his dissatisfaction, which I would later learn that no one really cares about.

So I was done with the stress of my business in Abuja and arrived the airport somewhat very early and sweaty all over (to my pants). I arrived by 2pm so I could check in quickly (possibly secure the front row seat in economy) and relax before my flight by 5pm. As considered normal, the airport was small, people everywhere, ticketing office hot, no chairs to sit on, PA system not audible (meanwhile the lady making announcement was speaking “phonee” ). I obtained my ticket and checked in. So finally some chairs I could rest my tired asss on in the checked-in passengers lodge. I sat down and thoughts ran through my mind.

How will the return flight be? Hope it will be smooth like the first one? Ok once I reach, first thing is to work on my laptop that is giving issues, probably check the RAM if ok. I thought or many other tasks i needed to do once in PH but honestly I never thought that what happened would happen even before the flight.

So the long wait for the Flight at 5pm started……….[/b]

[b]Coming to the crux of the matter, I planned a trip from PH to Abuja on Thursday 05 with an expectation to be back next day after concluding my business in the FCT. I had already booked a flight for about 12pm on Thursday and thought maybe it will be better to drive rather than fly, since I am becoming more uncomfortable with local flights (and especially as elections are around the corner). But of course cancelling the flight at this time could be a long story. So I thought I should just “gather liver” for the the trip to and fro. Thus a made a second booking for my return on Friday 06 by for about 17:00hrs.

Going to Abuja was not much of an ordeal for me so I cannot say much on it. But this was not the case for other passengers that I learnt were scheduled to fly earlier at about 9am. As it turned out, they did not fly as expected. Both their flight and ours were combined and took off from PH at about 12:40pm.

…to be continued…..[/b]

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klodike:
Soldiers are meant to die in battle field and not sit in barracks and take pepper soup. Mr sergeant whether it's sticks u were giving, use it and fight. I thought it use to be obey before complain.

Typical words of a child.

Bobbysworld28:

My point exactly. No matter how he fed thousands, he could still produce more money!

Bros, why are u quoting me on what I did not say? By the way did he produce more money? What was (if any) the goal of producing money?

playboy19:


This is what happens to them when they don't read their bible and understand the kind of God they serve. If they take as much time as they spend on twitter or facebook to search the bible, they'd know that Jesus was never ever broke both materially and spiritually.

Jesus Christ fed thousands of people and yet they still believe he was broke?

Luke Chap. 6 vs 5" When Jesus then lifted up his eyes, and saw a great company come unto him, he saith unto Philip, Whence shall we buy bread, that these may eat?

6 And this he said to prove him: for he himself knew what he would do.

Emphasis on verse 6. A broke man can not already know what to feed 10-15,000 people (10-15,000 people because, back then, it was the culture of the israelite not to count women and kids, so the bible said there were 5,000 men. And we all know how our churches are this days, if you find 5000 men in a congregation, best believe the female and children population in the same place would be like triple the number of men. But to be modest, let's say they were 10-15k people all together.)

A broke man cannot feed 5 people, lest 15k people. So Jesus was never broke. What you could say is that, he never carried material things around, because they were readily spiritually available to him wherever he was. All he needed to do was to command whatever he needed to come to physical manifestation (The same way you feel secured when you have your ATM card on you, even though you have no cash.)

An example of the above is when Jesus was charged to pay His and peter's taxes...(Watch the first ATM ever recorded in action)

Matt 17 vs 27" However, so that we do not offend them, go to the sea and throw in a hook, and take the first fish that comes up; and when you open its mouth, you will find a shekel. Take that and give it to them for you and Me."

Jesus Christ was always with riches around him spiritually, so there is no way he could have been broke/poor. In fact, it was recorded that Judas was stealing from him, but that's another story for another day.

Long story short, Jesus was never a broke man. That line is just what the devil uses to rob you of your inheritance from God. Your God is an all sufficient God, so why should you live a pauper life. Study your bible and know your right. Know the plan, will and love of God for you.

My dear friend, please look for another example to qualify Jesus feeding thousands, thus proving he was rich. As I recall from the same bible reference, he did not give disciples money to buy the fish and bread. He performed a miracle for thousands to eat and get satisfied from five loaves of bread and two fishes.

Stop teaching half truths. Its more harmful than lies. Of course you leanrt same from your pastors.

Bobbysworld28:

Jesus was not poor materially. Someone who could feed thousands comfortably is not poor!

.....and how did he feed the thousands?

OP, advice 1: ZIP UP. Whatever you do, do not have sex with her or any other on you are dating for that matter until marriage. But I smell a rat. And that is you already have in your subconcious to do just exactly that in your next date. Location has been planned perfectly (your house). Timing also has already be plotted out (when no one will be around). But I urge you again to ZIP UP and avoid the temptation. By the time you forgo this advice, your eyes will be clearly opened after the act has been committed.

Secondly if you by any chance are taking this relationship seriously, then you need to do a rethink of all possible consequences of it. Yes it is the girl you are involved with as many people will choose to say. But remember she did not bring herself into this world. Neither did she bring herself up from birth till now. The parents (and or course especially the father) have had a good influence in her upbringing both physically and spiritually. So if you have considered everything there is to consider and have decided you want to plunge yourself into this well, good luck. Be ready for any challenge for the sake of love ( which is highly overrated by many).

Bros where is the picture na?! Hope u no dey plan join them?

O'l boy eh. See levels!!

simplemach:

Do u know how much a minute of my time is worth?

lol. a minute worth of your time ko. It is worth online po_ _ no_ _ aphy.

Do i need to change the sound system of my SUV? My thought is that i just buy the DVD and insert it where the present USA map DVD is. If i have to change completely SUV radio, then i will decline the purchase.

I know it came with the reverse camera, but for some reason, it does not work. Possibly the SUV radio does not pick the signal from the camera.

calculusx:


Yes Sir. Like this one installed in my forklift

I will like to get one. Please send it across with chukzy's car and let me know how much it is.

calculusx:




Payment for the 3rd Pre-order Confirmed. Words alone can not express how I felt not because of the deal nor the money but to still have Nigerians like you who believed so much in a fellow Nigerian even when you are yet to see your 1st Pre-Order.

One good turn deserves many so they said. I promise NEVER to fail in my promises of delivering top-notch Cars @ affordable prices.

Oga Calculux remember my commission o!

Calc., is it possible to have an original nigerian map in DVD form?

Ride on bro. i dey see your hand work!