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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Posted Another Sexy Pool Photo On Instagram by chiteny(m): 2:36pm On Oct 01, 2015
Guys cool down. She is beautiful this and that. Allow her to jump into that pool and come out without the make up before you conclude on how beautiful she is.
Investment / Re: How To Start A Real Estate Business With $100 And Make Up To 300% Return by chiteny(m): 7:06am On Sep 27, 2015
philipobiz:


You know the sayings 'many are called but few are chosen". The difference between the crowd and the few that are successful is action on the part of the few. That is what makes me a successful business owner today

Same story. Same lyrics to pull people into it. I guess you have heard of forex trading. The advertiser mostly tell you the good part, but omit or just say lightly the part where u stand to loose every dime u put in it......... and this is what happens to more than 70% of the people. Those who make the money mostly are those that provide their platform for you to trade with.

So let's hear from another person who profited apart from you the advertiser.
Religion / Re: PMB Will Win War Against Corruption – Kumuyi by chiteny(m): 10:13am On Sep 11, 2015
Swaggzkid:
Ok na so them talk when GEJ was in office, All these men of God money has gotten them blind that they have now left church matters and now all their heads is being dipped into politics *SMY*

That was how they all said that GEJ will win the election and I believe come carry my hard earn 5k go bet on top Goodluck head, wetin come hapun


*THAT MAN OF GOD NEEDS FAVOUR FROM THE DULLARD*
Don't waste your precious time trying to quote me coz I won't reply.


#AmBackAgain

Did you even read the post before castigating men of God?

Do not make the usual mistake of just looking at the topic and making comments. You should have know the usual bad journalism by our Nigerians.

If you read the post, you will see that Kumuyi did not say "PMB will win the war against corruption". Rather he prayed for the president to inthe fight against corruption and urged other to pray also and support him.

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Politics / Re: Checkout This Hilarious Hospital Advert(pic) by chiteny(m): 12:58pm On Aug 25, 2015
Trinxie:
Only in Nigeria...

So who told u its Nigeria. Do those phone numbers originate from Nigeria?
Family / Re: Help:why Do Some Nigerians Oppose Their Son Marrying A Female Bank Marketer? by chiteny(m): 7:23am On Aug 15, 2015
Woged2005:
Hello Nlers, please I need only matured inputs here. I have an engaged friend in Nigeria whose Fiancee's family (family of the guy) is standing in strong opposition to her marrying their son. I have inquired, the only reason I get is that the girl is a bank marketer. Please forgive my ignorance bc I am lost and have not been to Naija for a while. I have tried Google but couldn't get answers.

1. What do Nigerians have against female bank marketers; isn't it a career like others?
2. Apart from rumors any real stories or claims to support this beliefs?
3. How many guys here can date or marry a female bank marketer?

Honestly, I am just lost. This sounds like a dream job where I am based, so I can't understand the family's strong opposition. Abeg can someone educate me?

My dear, leave computer alone. Its not everything that Google answers. Relate with people and u will get better answers to life issues than Google can afford.

It is well know in the society, especially in this hard economic times Nigeria is facing that female bank marketers who love their jobs will want to do anything (including romancing and having sex with prospective clients) in order to up their account targets. So this my friend is the answer and the mother in law to be of your friend would not want to risk her son the heart ache in case this happens in their marriage. Google cannot tell u this

There could be minimal cases where this is not obtainable......but the question is how sure are you that it is not happening just because you have not "caught them in the act".
Family / Re: How Third Parties Involvement Ruin My Parents Marriage by chiteny(m): 7:15am On Aug 15, 2015
DDeliverer:
AUNTY, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOME TRUTHS...........I KNOW YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE THEM BUT IT IS THE TRUTH..

1. YOUR HUSBAND WILL BEAT YOU SOME MORE AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
2. HE WILL KEEP TELLING HIS FRIENDS ABOUT EVERY 'SILLY' MISTAKE OF YOURS AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
3.YOU WILL KEEP CONVINCING YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE THE VICTIM AND THE GOOD WIFE AND THERE IS NOTHING NLDERS CAN DO ABOUT THAT.


DOES YOU HUBBY COME HOME AND START INSULTING YOU WITHOUT YOU PROMPTING HIM TO?
SOMEHOW YOU CLEVERLY OMITTED THE THINGS YOU DO THAT MAKES HIM ANGRY, TRYING TO PLAY THE VICTIM...WHY?


BEHAVE RIGHT! IF HE WANTS ANYTHING GIVE HIM...BE SUBMISSIVE! COOK GOOD FOOD! MAKE HIM HAPPY!
......AND I PROMISE YOU EXCEPT HE IS MAD, HE WILL SING YOUR PRAISE TO ALL HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS.


Lovely comment. OP, the full story has not been told. Besides what do we advice if we do not even know what the issues are. You have not told us anything yet but stories of your parents and then the likelihood of same evens happening in your marriage.

Give us the main gist and we can give you advice.
Crime / Re: violence in portharcourt over police killing a bus driver his wife just deliverd by chiteny(m): 10:04am On Aug 08, 2015
Heavy gun and tear has shooting around Rumuokwuta and Rumuola now. Possibly an aftermat of the bus driver killing by police or some new cult attack on police. Any one with more details should shed light.
Crime / Re: violence in portharcourt over police killing a bus driver his wife just deliverd by chiteny(m): 9:47am On Aug 08, 2015
otokx:


Port Harcourt is the place to be, innocent and law abiding people go about their normal business.

....and get shot by police or cultist once in a while like this bus driver. ....or better still kidnapped for earning a honest salary.
Crime / Re: violence in portharcourt over police killing a bus driver his wife just deliverd by chiteny(m): 6:27am On Aug 08, 2015
No one got/snapped the incident while it took place in this generation of selfie? I know social media can be a very powerful tool in occasions like these.

If the police officer who shot the gun or at least the police van he came in had been identified, it would helped in bringing him/them to justice faster.

But as it is now, no one know him/them. So they can repeat this same feat in another short while to come.

I tire for PH. Its either armed rubbers kill u, or cultists kill u or the police themselves.

Smh
Family / Re: Is It Right To Marry A Second Wife Since The First Couldn't Bear Me A Child? by chiteny(m): 9:45am On Aug 05, 2015
ProphetUdeme:
........I was baffled but a bit delighted and exhuberant that i am finally a Man now. And this lady that is pregnant for me is already thinking of parking into my house to live with me and to send my wife away as she is not ready to become a second wife, uptill now i am afraid to open up to my wife what has happened, my friends are pressing on me to send the first one away and "marry this fruitful vine" but i still love her dearly. And as a christian i am so confused because my religious and church doctrines (deeper life bible church) only supports monogamy and Strictly prohibits polygamy. I need some advices please.
Though i am very impressed about her pregnancy and cant wait to see my child.
Should I wait for this lady to deliver the baby and after

Strictly prohibits ko. Strictly allowance ni.

Now u remember you are a Strong christian. but when u were busy frolicking with another woman who is not your wife you did not know.

mtcheeeew!

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Celebrities / Re: Ladies, Can You Put On This Cloth To Celebrate Your Birthday Like J. Lopez Did? by chiteny(m): 9:31am On Aug 05, 2015
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Celebrities / Re: Ladies, Can You Put On This Cloth To Celebrate Your Birthday Like J. Lopez Did? by chiteny(m): 8:52am On Aug 05, 2015
Guys Just Say One Work to Answer The Question grin .....and no booking of space people.
Celebrities / Re: Ladies, Can You Put On This Cloth To Celebrate Your Birthday Like J. Lopez Did? by chiteny(m): 8:51am On Aug 05, 2015
It was her 46th Birthday!! Hurray!! undecided
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Celebrities / Ladies, Can You Put On This Cloth To Celebrate Your Birthday Like J. Lopez Did? by chiteny(m): 8:47am On Aug 05, 2015
Naija ladies can you dress like this in public?

Politics / Re: Naira "Appreciation": Why Nigerians Should Not Celebrate by chiteny(m): 9:41pm On Aug 04, 2015
barcanista:
Is the value of the Naira really appreciating in the real sense or the CBN and the FG are playing pranks on Nigerians? Why are commodities still high in the market?

Ideal Situation
Ideally, customers operating domiciliary accounts will go to the banks, deposit their dollar and through that account they do whatever transaction that they deem necessary. The Banks inturn will take the dollars(and other foreign currencies) to the CBN.

The Buhari/Emefiele Situation
1. The CBN has stopped receiving dollars from banks, as a result the banks has stopped accepting dollars at the counter because their vaults are full.

2. Because of the restriction at 1(above) the demand for dollar reduces in the BDC. The BDCs seek every means to trade the currency including reducing the cost at the black market. The CBN will go to the press to scream "NAIRA IS APPRECIATING."

3. As a result of 1(above) the banks also refuse to request dollars from the CBN's foreign exchange reserve. The CBN will then come out to scream "RESERVE IS GROWING".

Is that the best way to manage the naira?

Salient Question and Effects:
1. What happens to a businessmen with domiciliary account seeking to deposit dollars and transfer to their partners abroad after buying the dollar from BDC or Bank?

2. The bank's refusal to accept dollar deposit means business transaction on that will be halted. Because no domiciliary account holder will be willing to withdraw from his account when he knows that he won't be able to make further deposit due to the CBN's policy except if his intention is solely for converting the dollar to naira for local transaction.

3. Instead of doing transactions from domiciliary account, businessmen will be left with no choice but to operate domiciliary account in neighbouring countries where they will be making transactions or resort to wiring money via Western Union in neighboring country.

4. As a result of 3(above) the cost of commodities will go UP because businesses will make up for the extra expenses. Also, that will mean reduction in business activities in the banks.

5. Should the above persist it will get to a certain point where there will be scarcity of the dollar in the market. When it get to that point, the dollar rate is astronomically shooooooot up in the market because demand will outweigh supply. At this point, the naira problem will be worse than it was.

Is The Naira Really Appreciating?
Make no mistake, the naira-dollar rate is yet to appreciate in the international market. As at May 29 the naira/$ rate was N199 in the market. The rate as at today Aug 5, 2015 is still N199. You can't appreciate a currency via the backdoor. Even the black market rate cannot be regulated through the back door.

What "Sane" Countries Does:
The CBN Governor Godwin Emefiele made it look like one can't deposit foreign currencies in cash in another country. This is contrary to the facts on ground. No country will shut down foreign currencies transactions in banks. Let me give two instances...

On February 27, 2015, the Central Bank of Egypt instituted a new policy to help the Egyptian pound. As part of the policy, Individuals and businesses are allowed a maximum of $10,000(or equivalent) deposit daily and $50,000(or equivalent) monthly. The measure would stop companies from buying large amounts of dollars from the black market and then depositing them briefly in banks in order to open letters of credit for imports.

In China the maximum daily deposit/withdrawal of foreign currencies is $10,000(or equivalent).

Is it not better to place a transactional limit for foreign currencies than discourage deposit completely(that will solve nothing)?
We don't produce, we import, we have no policy to promote local production nor infrastructures in place toencourage manufacturers, yet we expect the naira to appreciate. That is no done anywhere.


I will be glad to get the views of others.


God Bless Us All

OP, My view. Correct me if i am wrong on it.

Scenario 1: My son schools abroad and i want to pay his school fees. I step into a bank and i am given a form to make an FX transfer directly to the school account for his fees. The naira equivalent and the prevailing official exchange rate is withdrawn from my naira account with the bank.

Scenario 2: I import goods and walk into the bank and fill out the FX transfer form and the Naira equivalent is subtracted from my naira account at the prevailing official exchange rate.

Does this not put to null and void you salient points and effects (from 1-5)?

This is what i did. It is not fiction.

if more Nigerians who are interested in manufacturing follow suit and import machery and set up manufacturing industries here, will this not further strengthen the naira?

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Crime / Re: Hausa Flee Lagos Community As Northerners Slaughter 33-year-old by chiteny(m): 7:59am On Jul 24, 2015
boboLIL:
Y are they running? They for stay

So what would you have done?? see the immediate reaction of your fellow yoruba brothers below

PUNCH Metro learnt that angry youths immediately started going round shops and houses where northerners were staying, threatening to avenge Olaide’s death.

Mouth be una weapon. Too much fear of action no go allow una do anything.

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Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 2 by chiteny(m): 9:14am On Jul 15, 2015
Beryl15:

No, just email correspondence on their costs.
I have two hospitals in mind and plan to visit them tomorrow before settling for one.

Thanks for the Info. I would also appreciate if you could send me the hospital you used so i make some inquiries as well.
chiteny@gmil.com for any offline messages.

Thanks
Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 2 by chiteny(m): 6:41am On Jul 14, 2015
Beryl15:
My Pple I have arrived.
I finally bought another ticket & flew United at 35 weeks after my crazy ordeal with Qatar Airways

Qatar airways is a NO NO for preggy mamas except you're traveling before the 32nd week. Between 32-35 week call and get all the info at least a week to your travel date to avoid stories that touch like in my case.
Their wahala is too much abeg & the stress They put me through no be here.
And forget their website too, they don't follow it.

My POE was Houston after trying to avoid that place like a plague.

Houston POE

CBP: hello
Me: good morning
Collects passport
CBP:.....................................
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And traveling with a toddler ain't fun at all..As God would have it, I had empty seats next to mine on both flights. Couldn't have imagined carrying her all through.
Thank God for His Mercies.



Did you make any doctor (s) appointment or payments prior to travelling?
Autos / Re: . by chiteny(m): 6:26am On Jul 14, 2015
Good One Goodwinners.

These points were easy to notice. I noticed them too.

Mrs. Chiamaka, could you also clear the air in this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/2443801/scam-alert-latest-scammers-tricks

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Science/Technology / Re: Made In Nigeria Remote Control Aircraft by chiteny(m): 7:31am On Jun 05, 2015
Are you uploading from phone or laptop?
Science/Technology / Re: Made In Nigeria Remote Control Aircraft by chiteny(m): 3:06am On Jun 05, 2015
Attach the video files properly. They can't be viewed.
Culture / Re: You Should Be Of Age And Married By Now If This Was Used On Your Hair (picture) by chiteny(m): 5:26pm On May 31, 2015
Emyogalanya:
I used that stuff a long time ago and this is what i got on easter monday

WOW!! Congrats. beautiful baby girl!!
Family / Re: Can She Assumed A Wife Responsibility When Engaged? by chiteny(m): 2:24am On May 14, 2015
Engagement is not equal to Marriage.

In the first place i wonder what a real lady will be doing in her fiance's hoouse for a month? Such visits bring up a lot of unwanted things. No matter how holy the both of them are, there will be sex. And when there is sex (assuming it has not already been taking place) what else is there for the rest of the month. She can assume her full responsibility as the wife...probably have a kid or two and then you both can talk about marriage, if it is needed by then.

Stupid move...

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Culture / Re: You Should Be Of Age And Married By Now If This Was Used On Your Hair (picture) by chiteny(m): 5:01pm On Apr 25, 2015
absoluteSuccess:
Once you enter school compound the next morning, your classmate start sing 'afari korodo' at you, and the bullies that are never at short supply want to tap your head and run through the lockers. Then if its getting out of hand you walk up to one 'eskiss me ma'. The way those barbers bend your head and fix it. Most of all I love the 'chew-chew' sound of this clipper and cringe you get when the cold iron touches your scalp or ear. The clipper still dey for some Agege shop.

grin Those days were fun as they were not really enjoyable as at the time of the events. The kids of these days are really missing on a lot of things!!

once u carry gorrimamkpa come school, na so every one go dey slap your head from all corners grin
Culture / Re: You Should Be Of Age And Married By Now If This Was Used On Your Hair (picture) by chiteny(m): 4:56pm On Apr 25, 2015
jascon1:
bro mine was even worse. But am not 20ish. It was tiger blade with comb. Sakura or camala or shine shine would appear after undergoing that shaving operation. Then they will use snake fat/ori to garnish it. After then u will have a cold shower. Then Ur skull will feel like net in the wind. The next morning u apply Stella pomade, ori, or groundnut oil that was used to fry yam or Ankara before going to school. Even this clippers was only used for senior men not kids. Only when u go to the barbers shop to shave on special occasions will u enjoy the luxury of that clipper.

LOL. Comb and razor was used on my hair too. Bros, you be confirmed aje kpako

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Culture / Re: You Should Be Of Age And Married By Now If This Was Used On Your Hair (picture) by chiteny(m): 4:54pm On Apr 25, 2015
vichks:
used it and still not married embarassed

...then what are u waiting for
Culture / You Should Be Of Age And Married By Now If This Was Used On Your Hair (picture) by chiteny(m): 10:16am On Apr 24, 2015
[size=14pt]By my opinion, i think any guy who got this clipper used on his hair while he was a kid should be of age by now. i.e. u no be today person.[/size]

Travel / Re: My Travel Experience With Arik Airline by chiteny(m): 3:42pm On Apr 20, 2015
Terrible is all i can say. Maybe when angry customers burn down one of their planes, they may awake to evil they have been perpetuating all this while.
Politics / Re: Be Honest: What Will You Do On The 28th Of March 2015 by chiteny(m): 2:53pm On Mar 24, 2015
So I go First.

I have my PVC but honestly, i do not know what i will be doing on that day - whether to go out and vote or just sit back at home. Still seriously thinking about it, but my stronger incline is telling me to watch TV all day.


Modified: angry angry Some People already beat me to making the first comment!! angry angry
Politics / Be Honest: What Will You Do On The 28th Of March 2015 by chiteny(m): 2:47pm On Mar 24, 2015
Just thought i should hear the honest opinion of Nairalanders on what they plan to do on the presidential Election day this Saturday.
Travel / Re: My Travel Experience With Arik Airline by chiteny(m): 11:44am On Mar 24, 2015
zik4ever:
Any update on Arik Air or any of our local airlines these days at all? Planning a trip from Port Harcourt to Abuja and not ready for delays!

Majority update so far with Arik have been unpleasant from fliers. I wonder when they will change. The exact same scenario has played out many number of times after my experience

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