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Help guys, I need ur helpful answers. What letter do we need to do our medicals and process our police report? Is it our appointment letter or is it a letter specially design 4 it(medical/police report). Here is a letter someone told me was to be downloaded and used for d processing. Waiting 4 ur helpful reply

Yassar2688: The Nigerian Defense Academy (NDA) Kaduna published in Daily Trust News paper of Friday August 23, 2013 the list of successful candidates into the 65th Regular intake (course 65). Read the shocking facts from the following majority-Muslim States:1. Adamawa:- Muslims -3- Christians -102. Bauchi:- Muslims – 7- Christians – 73. Borno:- Muslims – 5- Christians – 84. Gombe:- Muslims – 4- Christians – 105. Kaduna:- Muslims – 3- Christians – 116. Kebbi:- Muslims – 6- Christians – 77. Taraba:- Muslims – 3- Christians – 10And surprisingly they want us to believe that there’s no Muslims in Plateau State at all, because all the candidates from there were all Christians.

Do u expect to see otherwise? When they beg d almajiri to attend school without success. The same happened in jamb, whr almost everyone in north failed d exam. They cried foul and were d 1st to protest. Now its NDA. I give thumbs up to d bodies conducting d exams for doing a great job. I hope dis gets rid of illiterate brainwashed soldiers in the force. Imagine northern states having 2,3, 5/200 cut-off point into federal secondary schools while southern states has 149,150, 160, 174/200. Federal character is dog poo

bendam: There is nothing to worry about.mine came out in two pages also.so I don't think that's an issue.the most important thing is for you to have the print out copy.I hope this helps,except the house has any contrary view to this.Goodluck

Thanks man, I'm grateful. It seems it comes out in 2 copies afterall

On d issue of 2nl, does d form have a actual size format in which it should be printed out? Coz my 1nl print-out was done in 2 copies, 1 containing d detail and 1 containing d bar code. Waiting 4 ur helpful reply

On d issue of 2nl, does d form have a actual size format in which it should be printed out? Coz my 1nl print-out was done in 2 copies, 1 containing d detail and 1 containing d bar code. Waiting 4 ur helpful reply

worry 359: October 22nd Ha, Ha, Ha,
It's never going to happen!!!

Obama doesn't want Nigerians.

Take good note, Nigeria is BANNED, BANNED, BANNED,
From U.S.A. Visa lotter!
It is over, finished, ended.
Forget about it and move on!

Excluded, not banned. Nigeria was ineligible because it has exhausted its slots

Rianatb: pls house u people dat recieve ur 2NL wen did u summit ur form becos,i summtted my own form arround 16th of july and deliver on 31th july,and my case number is very low 14**,but they send to me dat they av seen my form

Did u update ur forms after sending it to kcc? I believe dat cud be d problem because it happened to me. I was supposed to be current 4 oct interview, having sent my form in may with a low case number, but I wasnt scheduled due to fact dat I updated my info in early july. My case was treated as forms submitted in july, not may anymore

femishow2005: @Karsah,bukiemma,darhmee,chiwuike,okeymen,olutola,Malcolm,seubi et al.I wish y'all a divine favour in the sight of the CO.The visa is already yours Go n pick it up. IJN

Amen. thanks man

bukiemma: I can't find my 1NL pls, hope this won't be a problem during interview?

Don't panic, it isn't a problem. From now on, ur 2nl becomes ur reference letter while d 1st becomes void
I've also got my 2nl 4 dec interview. I need fellow members advice and prayers to become a spotless christian, then, every other thing will be added, including a successful interview. God bless u all

Donmams: It's unfortunate that Muslims that have been trying to be fair to Christians in this country are now the subject of facing so much hate from the same christian folk. In a country where the majority are muslims, a christian is always given the vice presidency. This happens only in Nigeria. In any muslim state with at least 10% population christians get deputy governors and numerous commissioners. Kaduna, Gombe, Taraba, Adamawa, Kogi, Etc all have sizable representation in gov't. However in christian states this is not the case. Take Edo, Benue, Plateau, etc with sizable muslim populations yet these states don't even get a commissioner. Is this how christians will repay muslims in this country? By killing as many muslims you can get your hands on? Ok o!

Lagos, ondo, osun, ogun, kwara all have 95.5 percent of its commissioners, hon. Gov, deputy gov as muslims despite d fact muslims r only fraction of d population

igbo2011: @Cap28
You have to understand that the MINDSET of vast majority of Nigerians (And black people around the world) is the thing holding us back. Why is it that in Nigeria you will see many Nigerians wearing shirts with flags on the, the countries are Germany, Britain, America. Why do Nigerians wear the flags of their oppressors? Is that white man forcing them to do that? Why is it that during the "royal baby" there were many black people going to see the royal baby. Isn't it crazy how that baby's ancestors tried to commit genocide on us? They also enslave, colonized and continue to neocolonize us. They portray us badly on media, steal our history, mis educate us and we love them so much? We have stockholm syndrome to the MAX. We love and worship whites nd hate our own people. White supremacy is nothing without black compliance. You know how blacks are treated badly in the west, why don't we treat whites badly in Africa? NOOO We love the expats. We wear European cloths, speak European langues, have European standard of beauty, give our kids European names, aspire to be like them. Nigeiran artists film many of their videos in America, Europe or South Africa. They worship the light skinned women. WOrship Italian designers. We give them good jobs in our countries even though they only give us bad jobs or stereotypical ones (entertainer) in their country. We spend billions of dollars importing Brazilian, Indian, Korean hair.

I have talked to a Nigerian and he said that everyone wants to be white. We were talking about business and he told me that I should bring H and M to Nigeria. WHY SO they can import everything and send all profits to Europe which will lower our foreign exchange. And this man said this after having a university degree. With this mindset we will ALWAYS be in our situation. I also talked to some Nigerians in London and I told them that the war in Libya and how America and Britain financed it and caused hell to Nigerians and other blacks who died in the black genocide. Instead of standing up for them they made an excuse for them. Then said if you can't beat them join them. I have spoken with so many black people around the world We have a severe case of mental slavery. This is the WORST form of slavery.

We need more Pan Africanist nationalistic black people around the world then our situation will be a lot better. We must not blame whites for everything. We are too selfish as well. I talked to someone and asked him if there was a war in Nigeria and people were going to exterminate Nigerians would he go back and fight them off, he said no because he might lose his American citizenship. Instead of caring about the SURVIVAL OF HIS PEOPLE he cares about his citizenship. Too selfish. We must change our mindset first and foremost.

Just want to react to what u said about blacks wanting to adopt white culture and civilization(language, dressing, sports, architecture, arts, music, etc). Why won't blacks want to adopt a superior culture and civilization when humans are progressive in nature/reasoning( wanting a better job, clothes, fone, education, food, house, furniture etc). On this issue, the only way u can justify ur claim is to reject anything western eg clothing(including any fabric made in d west ) and mode of dressing(trousers, shirts, inner wears, medicine, furniture, plates, fones, house(including cement made by western technologies) car, food, shoe, creams, milk, education, pipe borne water etc. For u to refer to people who wear clothing with western insignias on dem as slaves mentally, u makes urself a bigger slave by having a western education or better still, 4 uttering anything western

Oluwatola5: Eh Eh Eh!!!! Me funny ke? Am still a learner beside u and u know it.

I understand d humility method u're using. Its ok. But everyone knows who keeps dis thread alive comically

jaryeh: lol

funny question

a funny answer shd be xpected








I go clean am sharp sharp b4 e dry

I've only seen few people as funny as u r, tola. U really got me laughing.....

Everyone just keeps commenting without first confirming d reliability of d news. Nairaland has become a forum for campaign. Here is jagaban's return, and everyone applauds and just below it is Gej allegedly sponsoring campaign using young empowerment as a pretext, wch eventually ended up in confusion and people giving endless criticism on d matter. I leave brainwashed people to flow along d tide laid by secret political campaigners 4 APC, or better still, JAGABAN. I HATE POLITICS IN NIGERIA AND DISLIKE EVERYONE THAT BLINDLY/INDIRECTLY SUPPORT AN UNSCRUPULOUS POLITICIAN TO MANAGE D AFFAIRS OF D MASSES

Osun defender once gave a news of a woman who is half human and half fish, with comical pics to back its story. Now its two female robbers. It will not surprise me to see it write "3 gorillas invade boko haram's camp" and countless dull-brains will play along

Orlando Owoh: So women also do it in Alaigbo? I'm not surprised. Because:
1. Both their male and female grow beard on the chest and in the chin.
2. Their male carry female hand bag in addition to Israeli flag when protesting.
3. Their hero, Ojukwu escaped dressed like a woman.
4. Governor Peter AdaObi behave more like a woman.

Orlando owoh, u r and will always be a handicap in every aspect of ur life if u continue to segregate ethnically. Go get a life b4 ur time is up

ozo_emeka: L O L
"doing well" , what exactly do they "do"?

yes I lived in Nigeria for more than 12 years, in those we have lived in a one bedroom, with people, rented, in a duplex, in a bungalow and everything between so I KNOW NIGERIA.

@Afam how Tell me why the car wash boy here won't be frustrated. Mind you all the people he has "debt" with AUTOMATICALLY withdraw from his paycheck before he even sees it. So they claim he makes about 1500 a month YET he sees NOTHING!

Don't even get me started on insurance, without Health Insurance, Good Luck!

How is the Car wash driver "eating like his fellow americans"?? Did you read that LIST

He is buying
1 Loaf of Fresh White Bread (500g) $1.97,
1 Milk (half gallon) - $2.22,
1 crate of eggs $1.54
Chicken Breasts (Boneless, Skinless), (1kg) $4.39
Oil Canola $3.61

FOR the month, aka 30 days. In Nigeria, the Car wash man can afford to eat "mama put" of at least N200 a day in a month that's N6000 i.e $40
If The SAME car wash TRIES that in America he won't even see rent money for the month. For what the car wash in Nigeria eats for N200 the Car wash man in america will have to pay $14 to EAT the SAME food. N200 is $1.25 and is NOT enough to buy you more than 1 bag of chips. A meal in Mcdonalds the CHEAPEST place to eat, is $6.25 if the car wash guy eats burger (which is not filling btw) everyday and eats ONLY that , then he will spend $190 a month on feeding.

His "american" counterparts are eating in restaurants, going to see movies, taking vacations etc . His pay check CAN NOT afford that.

The price of a BUS trip (ex. Lagos to Enugu) will cost you N15,000 in America. MEANWHILE in Nigeria ekene dili chukwu will take you there for less than N5000

Are you getting the cost of living? So although when you look at the FIGURES it looks WAY BIGGER when you change it to Naira, cost of Living is ridiculously high.

Those who live in NY? Ask them, a bottle of water is almost $8 (AT THE CHEAP PLACES) .. That means to buy a small bottle of water is N1500 ON THE STREET OF LAGOS

U've resolved to distirting of figure and outright lies in order to win d debate. U cant fool anybody. An industrious friend of mine who was not taken seriously his immediate family, migrates to d US thru DVlottery and is doing well. Why don't u take d next flight to naija if US is so hard. Many people castigating d US are those who have done all to get there and were denied. Only showing their frustrations.
Go to d DV thread on nairaland and hear response of DV winner in d US, its always positive and encouraging. They also warn DV winners to beware of immigrants who work tirelessly to dissuade intending immigrants. Hustlers always succeed everywhr

Afam4eva: A car washerman in Nigeria probably eats agege bread and akara everyday and does not have the luxury of eating what his mate in America eats or live where his mates elsewhere live. Some of them squat with people whilw those that are lucky live in run down face-me-i-slap-you apartment where Spyrogira is used as lawn and where diseases are distributted evenly which takes them to hospital chemist several times in a year and they could probably die before they clock 60 and you'll start hearing people saying stuff like "I hear say baba iyabo don die. And i see the man yesterday when im dey laugh. Im no be like person wey dey sick". Not knowing that poverty and frustration gave the man an ultimatum which he was unable to meet up with. Abeg, there's no basis for comparism. The poverty in Nigeria can only stop if poverty decides to retire but as long as poverty is hale and hearty, people will keep running to more advanced countries.

Afam, u r really funny! How r u able to speak d truth in a humorous way?

ozo_emeka: Ok. Not fair if that is PER MONTH. Let's break it down in America. You did not factor differences in cost of living

The salary YEARLY of an OWNER of a CARWASH, say in Dakota (not the car wash guy, the owner) is $24,000 which is $2000 a month. When you take away taxes which are MANDATORY, he comes home with $1487.72 a month which brings his ACTUAL yearly earnings to $17852.64
This is working 40 hours a week

Now the average price of a home in Dakota is $129,700 (that is a very average home) if he rents he will pay $880 a month for a house in a barely decent neighborhood, for $600 he will live in the GHETTO. For $1500 he can live in a "good" neighborhood and from his pay check he can't even afford this.

So let's say he chooses $880 ($1487.72-$880 = $607.72). He gets a haircut say every 2 weeks (mind you people here do all kinds of things to their hair because HAIRCUTS are EXPENSIVE, a regular haircut is $15). The average hair cut in Dakota is $13.81. I will assume this guy REFUSES to cut his hair.

So he has $607.72 he pays his light bills, water bills, sewer bills. $60 for heat/AC, $70 for electric, $25 for sewer, and $60 for water = $215. (the ACTUAL average in Dakota is $225 so you see I am generou here). Now he has $392.72. Then he feeds, let's say he MANAGES and buys FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH:
1 Loaf of Fresh White Bread (500g) $1.97,
1 Milk (half gallon) - $2.22,
1 crate of eggs $1.54
Chicken Breasts (Boneless, Skinless), (1kg) $4.39
Oil Canola $3.61
Total : $13.73
Plus Taxes on FOOD: 4% (in some states the tax is as high as 10%)
ACTUAL TOTAL: $14.28
Balance: $378.44.
He doesn't own a car and he will pay for the bus to get to work $3.60 daily pass and so for the month $111.60
Balance: $266.84
He doesn't own a phone (that would be $180 for an OLD phone plus $50 a month for the basic plan)
Then he will wear clothes, buy toothpaste ,toothbrush, toilet tissues, soap NOTHING fancy at all. Will buy a bed those cost from $900, $1299 CLEARLY he can't afford this so he will FINANCE and borrow and pay on commission he has to BUY A BED)

At the end of his expenses he has a NEGATIVE balance and is in debt. Which Car wash boy in Nigeria will be in debt?

D general estimate of d expenses revolves around a month's salary. Don't 4get dat one does not buy a fone every month, including a bed and d house rent wch is paid on yearly basis. I observed dat since some of d huge expenses aren't recurring, it gives room 4 surplus of cash d following months.
Shrewd spending and contentment is d solution

And I must add dat anyone who commits crime against humanity must face d law

My great-grandfather came from the south-east, so does my grandfather father and father, but I was born and brought up in lagos. Inasmuch as I'm emotionally attached to my people, I love my friends from d south-west. I love d people I know here to d extent I prefer south-west universities to dat of d south-east despite d disadvantage placed by d admission system. Love south-west women; slim, statuesque and beautiful, and have never thought of leaving lagos.

But I discover dat there's dis big vacuum created by d civil war and its aftermath dat have split 2 close people against each other. D war is almost 50 yrs nw and I expect its wounds to have healed. Unless we stop promoting our differences and start laying emphasis on our strengths, we'll watch good and virtuous people, who wud otherwise become our brother suffer, without saying a word.

Personally, I won't trade virtue, rationality, friendship and integrity 4 d phrase "my kinsman" or "my people" coz we all are from one creator, and father. Godbless anyone who will from dis day, despite old bitterness, resolve to promoting peace.

I wonder why all the armed robbery, ritual and rape frequently in the papers and at our doorsteps in lagos never finds it way to nairaland. Gang rape is nw an interesting news in AJ but it never gets to nairaland. Mr news broadcaster, its a fact there's crime everywhr including d south-east, but Charity begins at home. Don't close ur eyes to d rot in lagos and d south-west and focus on d south-east coz I only read about news of molestation and rape in d south-east, but i witness even many more here in lagos.

America has use science to expose d fraudulent tendencies of pastors. D use of bluetooth transmitters by pastors in getting infos about church members with help of secret accomplices(usually people believed to be spiritual or charismatic) dat get infos from members and invitees and disseminates it to d pastors in d altar. D pastor calls d name, address and problem of diz members or invitees and it seems as he's prophesying to d awe of diz people, but he does nothing more than cheap trick. God's judgment begins in d church, God can't be mocked

Jesus heals and tells d person healed," go and tell no one, or go and show urself to d priest as a witness of what God has done to u" but dis cheap magician choose to publicize his tricks. Very wide contrast between christ and d so-called men dat profess they heal in his name. Many will indeed be lured and deceived

Dainy1: The thing is expensive o. i thought it's not since it's lottery. well, let me see how far i can help.

D 1st part(expenses b4 d interview) isn't dat costly in relation to d general cost. It is after u've been given visa dats when d real expenses surfaces. Flight-sustenance is d real deal

Italiano1: It is not just rumours, it is what they pray and wish for him and all Yorubas. These people are dangerous, jealous and evil minded bigots, they were all jubilating when an Ibo newspaper lied that he had Parkison's disease last week.

Jagaban will outlast, outlive and continue to outmaneuver all flat heads eddiots. You will all bow down to people greater than you

Applauds: Thanks 4 showing how myopic u are

pacer: Lol I am German and was only trying to be funny. i wouldn't live in nigeria or be the president of nigeria even if offered a billion dollars.

Dream on

cap28: Subservient, cowardly and lacking in self respect - those are the signals Badluck's body language gives off - no wonder he is treated disrespectfully - the US govt know that nigeria is run by a bunch of cowardly slaves and they are treated accordingly, you can see from Obama's body language that he does not think much of Badluck, Obama's body language screams: YOU ARE MY INFERIOR, YOU ARE NO THREAT TO ME, I WILL TREAT YOU WITH THE CONTEMPT THAT I RESERVE FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT MY EQUALS.

Only people with inferior mindset make dis kind of comment u just made, confirming u to be a slave @ heart