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Okay, I wud ave luv to c d real One nt drawings

@aitee1 you got me laughing

IF used to wonder why the moon wud follow me every where I Go stopped wen I stop.

And I taught every pregnant women do sh*t the baby out.

I used to think that when u f ly high up into the sky,u wud get to Gods kingdom, n at the same time aeroplane do fly up into the sky,why don't they Gone and visit God.

Ceasar1: As a girl, and as a ‘kid’, you know how to use the screwdriver? Mehn_ You Deserve An Accolade For This

My dad had always hope I be a boy I was so selfwilled,I was curious to know everything there is to know,the Man stopped keeping the tv in the sitting room o! he took it to his room,wen he has a visitor he will bring it out after I had spoilt 4 of our tv

Mutuwa: I wanted to fly like superman.
I prayed to d almighty to change me to robocop..just coz of his gun n bulletproof amour.

same with me to the point dat i had to Gone n pack lots of sand,to a particular spot,still it becomes a hip , I will now climb upstairs n tie my wrapper round my neck, then I will jump I broke my left hand bcus of dat,still today its nt straight again

Mine when I was a kid I use to think that just wearing trousers will take you to hell,so I kept burning my trousers One after other, wen my dad noticed it he flocked the stupidity out of me.

I used to fold paper n light it n put it in my mouth piping out the smook like in the movies

We will play mummy n daddy, cook with tin tomatoes tin and n save daddy,then we will Go to the corner,n the boy will b moving up n down me with my cloths on. -[

Wen Mumcy serves me a hot rice I will pour cold water inside it

I will change me 50naira note to coins so that I will put One naira into five for offering,then the rest is for chewing gum n sweets

I spoiled so many electronics at home, bcus I wanted to know were the pple in d television are standing to talk, so I took a screw driver opened the tv wen no One was at home,hmm! Beatings dat day no get part two.

There is these bird that came n nest inside our toilet pipe n hash her eggs there, n they wud make so much noice, I had to break that pipe o! N I brought out the little ones, put then in the carton n took then to my bedroom, n feed then with gari seed. The mother was making so much noise that,my dad noticed it, (n he loves animals till date) he quietly came to my room n saw me talking to the birds,hmm! Beatings of my life
He was beating me n asking if I put to birth n someone came and took the child if I wud b happy? I had to return them , before their mom stopped making noice around the house. Pupsy later took me to a pharmacist for drugs after beating me

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troy20: you think its easier being a man because you suffer some sota gender stereotype? making bleeping much about your damn mp's and carrying a child for nine months but i believe you hold your own kind of stereotype about somthing too.you ever cared why men die quick? You are lucky to be a woman cause much is not expected from you. men give there lives for their families and the society thats why they must be more important .

How many men die quickly compared to women during child birth,depression etc mr man women are more stressed d than men ,which of the professional jobs in nigeria will you not c a woman? We work as hard as the men too,so why wud we b treated less? And pls can u state the reason why men die quickly? And from wat? Cus from my own observation they live longer.

Am bittered by the way african culture has degraded women and make them look like slaves.
As a girl child ur parents will always remind u dat ur a girl and dat one day,u will b married off, n give ur younger brother the right to insult u cus ur a "girl".
You keep praying that one day u will meet mr right,dat will take u out n treat u right,one day it happened and wen u went there,u were treated like a poo too,u cant attend family meetings cus ur just a "woman",instead u stay in the kitchen n b cooking for them,b his sex slave,only wen he demands and not wen u do.
Facts you dont understand: we bleed for almost one week in a month. We get pregnant n carry it for 9months n during child birth u choose between life n death cus d pains is unbearable except by GODs grace. While the male cheat on you and during dat period without pity,they say its a mans world
U still have to go back to work,to help the family,bcus no man wants to marry a lazy woman or a liability. He has the right to chase other women wen u cant give him a boy or statisfy him sexualy while u dont ,u endure it bcus ur a "woman". His is just to go to work,while urs doesnt end there: u cook so he can come bake n eat,do the laundry,breastfeed the baby n etc. You cant bring in a maid for fear of lossing him to her,u decide to take the pain but it doesnt stop him from going out.
Soon bcus of new life u keep bringing out n the monthly passage of blood n stress u wear out quikely n the protruding stomach dat has refuse to go in n the torn vigi,he says ur no longer attractive n refuse to bed with u. U cry day n night,now u cant go back to ur fathers house bcus its a tabbo it was for better for worse u just keep enduring him. You die quickly if he is the kind dat beats...etc
Now i was suprised wen they told me dat Joke sylvia is married to day nollywood actor,i was suprised cus she still bears her fathers name n nt the mans name. How many of our men can do dat today? Why discreminate a girl child? Seeing dat in life they give the most holding back nothing still they have nothing more to give.
Gender discrimiation starts from the family,why wud fathers buy condom for their sons n imprison their daughter not to so? The same way u treat ur boys do so too to the girls. If u giv preferencial treatment to them today,then tomaro wen they are well to do u xpet them to share the family borden with the male child u prefered to them? They will only have pity towards their mothers cus they understand their pain. I rest my case ave said too.much

Am not supporting ASSU,its we the students that will lose,if govt pay then this money how are we garrantied that they ASSU will use the money to do wat it was meant for? Govt hav given them 130bn,and said the rest will b in 2014 buget so why can't they call it off?. They compare themselves with senators that will stay in the office for only 4yrs,while they themselfs (assu) stay longer than that,tell me wat a Man of 70yrs will b able to teach apart from to give u handout and tell u to go to the internate and do research. I DONT SUPPORT ASSU!

Most Times when I go to church with him I don't like sitting close to him,cus when I try to pray my head will be telling me what we did together last time and I always feel he would be listening to what am praying about,etc share yours pls

Me if I see a Man that has most of my dads charateristics I will and he is the best cook ever. How about you? Tell us if you will and if not why?

Emmyk: Sorry I buy new ones.

Good for you am talking about those that do buy used ones considering the fact that it could affect their health.

Mods i dont know if this is the right place to post these writing.
I went for a visit at a friends Place and asked her where I can get new undies,she said I should wait till the big market day in town. I was really surpriced when she took me to a "bend down select"section as popularly known,and I told her am not out for that crappy thing, I mean how do you expect me to put On a bra or pant that was worn by a total strenger? Am very concious of my health,and some of them don't look nice at all.She didn't mind me anyway,she said she will soak in hot water and Wash,dry and iron later,that it last longer than those very new ones. Smh! So please tell me why you would buy a second hand undies,both Male and female, that is why I decided to share it here. Thanks

Yes igbo gals are pretty with brains and also do bedimatics very well but in a responsible way unlike their counterpart that flunt it every till it became their national identity. Check out the current beauty pageants how many igbo girls do you see imaging as winners? We nor dey carry last o! Smartness is our code.

Make these two marry o so some people mouth go close

39 So true

Abeg wait o! Na wetin dey cus all dis kind thing? Na fertility drugs?

Them try sha

Baba sef dey tap current o! I salute u sir o no dulling

Hmm! I nor fit talk o!

Am the quiet type,I hardly talk much in public even inside. But naturaly I get guys attention I don't have to work hard about that and I don't wear bright colours often just to reduce their stares a little. But for attention I get it any time I want. My luck

Hi am chiyung am new here, hope am welcomed

I dream alot ,and it comes to pass,that's why when I have a very bad dream I fast and pray seriously.

Thanks

Eba and soup is the best food,and pounded yam very good for body and soul no preservatives or colouring.

If for say I dey there beliv me I for win big time

Joavid: am not catholic and i dnt favour thier beliefs or doctrines. Meanwhile am writing frm a bibilical point of view and i dnt think u are a christain or a bible student.
God is present everywhere and he grants us wat we ask of him. We dnt need to travel to meet a fellow human to bless us

Then why do you have a pastor in ur church?

My say is that if this child marriage is a law in islam and they all know and practics it ,why is there a need to pass it as a law to the whole country.if they that are practicing it are nt complaining in the north and are nt ready to stand up and fight against it,we who are christians can't help cus we will b fighting in vain. But they shud not have pass that law for the whole country,make it exclusively for then.